Death of Legolas (sequel to the Gimli poem)

Legolas stumbled into deep Mirkwood,

For the elf, Gimli was no good,

So he ran and he ran as fast as he could,

Into the middle of old Mirkwood,

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Back at the party, Gimli had calmed down,

He looked around him, and started to frown,

Legolas wasn't dead, this made the dwarf sad,

So Gimli became, once again, mad,

He ran out of the building and over the dale,

Straight into a 10 force gale,

He was blown into the middle of Mirkwood,

And saw Legolas the elf, this was good,

Gimli's ears steamed up, his eyes went red,

All he wanted to see was the elf dead,

It was his fault the Fellowship was gone,

And poor old Gimli was left alone,

Gimli lifted his axe up, above his head,

He couldn't wait for the elf to be dead!

He charged with a yell, a scream and a cry,

Yet fell to the floor, with a deep sigh,

For that backstabbing elf, had shot Gimli in the head,

And now thought that Gimli was dead,

Legolas approached, quite cautiously,

But our valiant dwarf, rose to one knee,

He cried, "Die Legolas the bimbo",

He killed the shocked elf with one mighty blow,

For our dwarf is an actor, one of the best,

So he could lay down as if in rest,

So he rose up again and bashed him again,

Legolas the elf was no longer his friend,

Then the Balrog appeared, out of no where,

And set fire to Gimli's long hair,

The dwarf ran straight into a lake,

Now the dwarf will never again wake,

The Balrog sat down and started to cry,

Why did new toys always have to die?

OK so it's a bit sad but what the heck? You demanded the death of Legolas so there I is!!!!

Thanks for reading!!!

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