What do you think would happen if Snape played Santa Claus for Christmas. Read what happens when he takes the Christmas letters from the students.

Dear Santa,

This year I was wondering if you could get me a new Nimbus 2000, a tree ruined my old one…stupid willow…anyway please, please send me a new one, qudditch will be starting again.

From Harry

Dear Scar Boy,

Here is a stick and some twigs…knock yourself out and I while even add the broom sound…whoosh.

Merry Christmas

Santa







Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like a new copy of Hogwarts: A History, since I misplaced my other one. That's all I would like.

Love,

Hermione

Dear Hermione,

Here are 5 knuts and a pack of smokes.





Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like a new pet instead of this stupid rat, maybe an owl like Harry's.

From,

Ron

Dear Freckles,

I cant find an owl, but you could have this slime growing under the school, its has a white coating to it.



Dear Santa,

I'm already filthy rich, but I would like Harry Potter to do something very humiliating, I know it sounds selfish, but I have everything already.

From,

Draco

Dear Draco,

I like the way you think I have some smelly potions and trick candy.