Gwenhwyvar43's Infomercial Promoting Her Fan Fictions Starring the G-Boys
Disclaimer: I dunna own Gundam Wing. I kinda own Chibi-Angel, seeing as he's my muse…. Can you own muses?
Warning: slight language
Notes: I drank too much coffee when I wrote this. Caffeine! Yummy! Anyway, Chibi-angel is my muse or whatever. He's in here sometimes. It's kinda weird actually; he just kind of appears out of nowhere… Well, whatever. Just read and review please! ^-^
*The infomercial opens to Duo sitting on his bed read something. He looks up*
Duo: Oh, hello. I'm just sitting here reading these wonderful stories by gwenhwyvar43! *Gags at crappy line*
Gwen (Director, AKA the BOSS!!!): CUT!! Duo, what was that?
Duo: What was what?
Gwen: You totally messed up the line!
Duo: Did not!
Gwen: Did too! You gagged!!
Duo: If you had written better lines then I wouldn't have!!
Gwen: My lines are GOOD!! You wouldn't know talent if it slapped you in the face!
Duo: If your lines are good then I'm the Queen of England!!
Gwen: Grrrrr…
Duo: Eep! She's going into psycho bitch mode!! *Ducks under bed* (Too much caffeine probably)
Gwen: *Rants on and on about how her lines are good and if Duo thought they sucked then he can just kiss her ass*
Heero: *Walks over to Gwen and hands her a chocolate bar*
Gwen: Chocolate!! Thanks Heero!! *Stars in eyes*
Heero: *Shrugs and walks away*
Gwen: *Happily eating her chocolate bar. Forgot about what she was saying. *
Chibi-Angel: Um, lets move on to the next part shall we?
Gwen: *Looks around and spots Chibi-Angel* Chibi-Angel! What're you doing here?
Chibi-Angel: Helping.
Gwen: Okay! *Finishing her chocolate*
Chibi-Angel: *shakes head* Okay. Next part! Action!!
*~*~
*This time Trowa is seen. He's doing back flips and triple axles flippy things in a garage or something. -_- Quatre comes running through the door*
Quatre: Trowa! Trowa!! Guess what!!
Trowa: *stops flipping* What?
Quatre: gwenhwyvar43 wrote a new fan fic!!
Trowa: I hope it's better then the last one.
Gwen: HEY!!
Chibi-Angel: It's in the script Gwennie.
Gwen(nie): Don't call me that. What kind of script is that?!? Who wrote this?!? *looks around* WELL?!? Duo: You did! Heh heh.
Chibi-Angel: Maybe we should come back to this scene later…
Everyone: *Sweat drops as Gwen starts to rant again*
Chibi-Angel: Next scene! Action!
*~*~
*Wufei and Heero are walking down a street*
Heero: So, did you read gwenhwyvar43's new fan fic?
Wufei: No, but I'm going to check it out today.
Heero: It's really good. It's about this guy named Wu who fights evil ninjas and stuff.
Wufei: Stupid onna!! Injustice!!! You wrote about me!!
Gwen: No, it's about a guy named Wu. Is your name Wu? NO. Do you fight evil ninjas? NO. So it's not about you. * sticks out tongue*
Wufei: Same thing! *Tries to slice her with his katana*
Gwen: Bring it on justice boy!! * attacks him with her glaive*
Chibi-Angel: Please stop!!
*Gwen and Wufei continue to fight*
Chibi-Angel: I'll never let her near the coffee again. *sighs* We should probably just stop this whole thing. I don't think it's going to work.
*Gwen doesn't hear him as she's fighting Wufei (and WINNING by the way ^- ~)*
Chibi-Angel: I'm very sorry to all you people who put up with our work. -_- " Please watch for more!!
G-Boys: *Waving bye, except for Wufei, as he's being beaten by Gwen* Wufei: Help me!!
~Fini~
Huh. Where'd I get a glaive? Strange…
C-A: You found it in the trash last week.
Oh. Not my trash?
C-A: No. The store that sells pointy things trash.
Oooh. I like that store.
C-A: I know.
Well, review, review, review!! ^-^ Bye!
Disclaimer: I dunna own Gundam Wing. I kinda own Chibi-Angel, seeing as he's my muse…. Can you own muses?
Warning: slight language
Notes: I drank too much coffee when I wrote this. Caffeine! Yummy! Anyway, Chibi-angel is my muse or whatever. He's in here sometimes. It's kinda weird actually; he just kind of appears out of nowhere… Well, whatever. Just read and review please! ^-^
*The infomercial opens to Duo sitting on his bed read something. He looks up*
Duo: Oh, hello. I'm just sitting here reading these wonderful stories by gwenhwyvar43! *Gags at crappy line*
Gwen (Director, AKA the BOSS!!!): CUT!! Duo, what was that?
Duo: What was what?
Gwen: You totally messed up the line!
Duo: Did not!
Gwen: Did too! You gagged!!
Duo: If you had written better lines then I wouldn't have!!
Gwen: My lines are GOOD!! You wouldn't know talent if it slapped you in the face!
Duo: If your lines are good then I'm the Queen of England!!
Gwen: Grrrrr…
Duo: Eep! She's going into psycho bitch mode!! *Ducks under bed* (Too much caffeine probably)
Gwen: *Rants on and on about how her lines are good and if Duo thought they sucked then he can just kiss her ass*
Heero: *Walks over to Gwen and hands her a chocolate bar*
Gwen: Chocolate!! Thanks Heero!! *Stars in eyes*
Heero: *Shrugs and walks away*
Gwen: *Happily eating her chocolate bar. Forgot about what she was saying. *
Chibi-Angel: Um, lets move on to the next part shall we?
Gwen: *Looks around and spots Chibi-Angel* Chibi-Angel! What're you doing here?
Chibi-Angel: Helping.
Gwen: Okay! *Finishing her chocolate*
Chibi-Angel: *shakes head* Okay. Next part! Action!!
*~*~
*This time Trowa is seen. He's doing back flips and triple axles flippy things in a garage or something. -_- Quatre comes running through the door*
Quatre: Trowa! Trowa!! Guess what!!
Trowa: *stops flipping* What?
Quatre: gwenhwyvar43 wrote a new fan fic!!
Trowa: I hope it's better then the last one.
Gwen: HEY!!
Chibi-Angel: It's in the script Gwennie.
Gwen(nie): Don't call me that. What kind of script is that?!? Who wrote this?!? *looks around* WELL?!? Duo: You did! Heh heh.
Chibi-Angel: Maybe we should come back to this scene later…
Everyone: *Sweat drops as Gwen starts to rant again*
Chibi-Angel: Next scene! Action!
*~*~
*Wufei and Heero are walking down a street*
Heero: So, did you read gwenhwyvar43's new fan fic?
Wufei: No, but I'm going to check it out today.
Heero: It's really good. It's about this guy named Wu who fights evil ninjas and stuff.
Wufei: Stupid onna!! Injustice!!! You wrote about me!!
Gwen: No, it's about a guy named Wu. Is your name Wu? NO. Do you fight evil ninjas? NO. So it's not about you. * sticks out tongue*
Wufei: Same thing! *Tries to slice her with his katana*
Gwen: Bring it on justice boy!! * attacks him with her glaive*
Chibi-Angel: Please stop!!
*Gwen and Wufei continue to fight*
Chibi-Angel: I'll never let her near the coffee again. *sighs* We should probably just stop this whole thing. I don't think it's going to work.
*Gwen doesn't hear him as she's fighting Wufei (and WINNING by the way ^- ~)*
Chibi-Angel: I'm very sorry to all you people who put up with our work. -_- " Please watch for more!!
G-Boys: *Waving bye, except for Wufei, as he's being beaten by Gwen* Wufei: Help me!!
~Fini~
Huh. Where'd I get a glaive? Strange…
C-A: You found it in the trash last week.
Oh. Not my trash?
C-A: No. The store that sells pointy things trash.
Oooh. I like that store.
C-A: I know.
Well, review, review, review!! ^-^ Bye!