Gundam Wing Commercials
By gwenhwyvar43
Disclaimer: I own none of these commercials, though I doubt anyone cares seeing as they're a year old.
Warning: A little language.
Notes: It's one of my old fanfics.
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The Power of Cheese Commercial:
*Heero is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and eating cheese. Duo walks in.*
Duo: Can I have some cheese Heero?
Heero: I guess so.
*Heero hands him a piece of cheese*
Duo: Can Mr. Shinigami have a piece of cheese too? He's really hungry.
Heero: You can just tell Mr. Shinigami to get a job and buy some cheese of his own.
*Suddenly something invisible picks up Heero. He is carried outside where he is thrown in a swimming pool. Quatre walks by*
Quatre: I see you met Mr. Shinigami.
*Heero nods dumbly*
Wufei: Ah. Behold the power of cheese.
How to eat a Reese's Peanutbutter Cup Commercial:
* Wufei is practicing his sword techniques. There is a Reese's Cup nearby. Wufei looks around carefully before stabbing the Reese's with his sword and then eating it* Ha! Weakling!
Quatre/announcer: *sweatdrop* There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Peanutbutter Cup.
A commercial for the MTV show Jackass that doesn't actually exist but I made it up so there ^-^:
*Duo is dressed in a Santa suit handing out chicken and Cokes while being pulled in a tub. *
Duo: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Free chicken and Cokes!! Ho ho ho!!
*Heero's in the car pulling Duo in his tub*
Heero: What a jackass.
*The show's title, Jackass, shows on the TV screen. Then the TV blacks out returning the viewers to their regularly programmed show. *
Digimon Card commercial:
Backup signer people: Digimon! Digital monsters! Digimon fighting evil!!
*Heero's wearing goggles and a blue shirt t-shirt with stars on the sleeves. He doesn't say anything*
Director Guy: *in a whisper type voice that's not really quiet* Read the script!!
Heero: No. It's stupid.
Director Guy: Do it or you're fired!!
*Heero knows he can't get fired because he needs the money to pay for his Internet bills*
Heero: *grumbles* Alright. *Takes a breath* Now monster.
Trowa: *He's been waiting for Heero to finally say his line. That's why you didn't see him at first. He's dressed in a green sleeveless turtleneck with brown gloves. * And digivolve. *He says this in an unemotional voice as usual*
Heero: Power up. * Also in an unemotional voice as he did the first time*
Trowa: *Holds up a card* I'm ultimate.
Heero: *Also holds up a card* I'm champion.
Trowa: *Holds up a different card* I'm mega.
Heero: No way.
Director Guy: CUT!! Say it with emotion!! Like this! *Looks amazed* No way!!
Heero: I don't do emotion.
Director Guy: You do if you want to be paid.
*Heero looks mad, then nods reluctantly*
Director Guy: Alright!! Take two!! ACTION!!
Heero: *Grumbles then sighs. Looks amazed* No way!!
Duo: * On the side of the set. * Oh my god!! That is so damn funny!! *Laughs his head off*
Heero: *Glares at Duo* Shut up.
Duo: *Continues to laugh*
Director Guy: Duo shut up or we won't do your commercial.
Duo: *Shuts up*
Director Guy: Heero, Continue.
Heero: *Looks once again amazed* No way!!
Announcer: Digimon, digital monsters!! Collect them all and battle with a friend!!
Director Guy: Thank god it's over.
Duo: Can we do my commercial now?!? Can we? Huh? Can we?
*Duo continues in the back ground as the commercial ends*
Well? Questions? Comments? I wrote these last year I think, back when those commercials were still on. Were mine funny? Or not? Come on, review!
By gwenhwyvar43
Disclaimer: I own none of these commercials, though I doubt anyone cares seeing as they're a year old.
Warning: A little language.
Notes: It's one of my old fanfics.
*~*~*~*~*~*
The Power of Cheese Commercial:
*Heero is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper and eating cheese. Duo walks in.*
Duo: Can I have some cheese Heero?
Heero: I guess so.
*Heero hands him a piece of cheese*
Duo: Can Mr. Shinigami have a piece of cheese too? He's really hungry.
Heero: You can just tell Mr. Shinigami to get a job and buy some cheese of his own.
*Suddenly something invisible picks up Heero. He is carried outside where he is thrown in a swimming pool. Quatre walks by*
Quatre: I see you met Mr. Shinigami.
*Heero nods dumbly*
Wufei: Ah. Behold the power of cheese.
How to eat a Reese's Peanutbutter Cup Commercial:
* Wufei is practicing his sword techniques. There is a Reese's Cup nearby. Wufei looks around carefully before stabbing the Reese's with his sword and then eating it* Ha! Weakling!
Quatre/announcer: *sweatdrop* There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Peanutbutter Cup.
A commercial for the MTV show Jackass that doesn't actually exist but I made it up so there ^-^:
*Duo is dressed in a Santa suit handing out chicken and Cokes while being pulled in a tub. *
Duo: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Free chicken and Cokes!! Ho ho ho!!
*Heero's in the car pulling Duo in his tub*
Heero: What a jackass.
*The show's title, Jackass, shows on the TV screen. Then the TV blacks out returning the viewers to their regularly programmed show. *
Digimon Card commercial:
Backup signer people: Digimon! Digital monsters! Digimon fighting evil!!
*Heero's wearing goggles and a blue shirt t-shirt with stars on the sleeves. He doesn't say anything*
Director Guy: *in a whisper type voice that's not really quiet* Read the script!!
Heero: No. It's stupid.
Director Guy: Do it or you're fired!!
*Heero knows he can't get fired because he needs the money to pay for his Internet bills*
Heero: *grumbles* Alright. *Takes a breath* Now monster.
Trowa: *He's been waiting for Heero to finally say his line. That's why you didn't see him at first. He's dressed in a green sleeveless turtleneck with brown gloves. * And digivolve. *He says this in an unemotional voice as usual*
Heero: Power up. * Also in an unemotional voice as he did the first time*
Trowa: *Holds up a card* I'm ultimate.
Heero: *Also holds up a card* I'm champion.
Trowa: *Holds up a different card* I'm mega.
Heero: No way.
Director Guy: CUT!! Say it with emotion!! Like this! *Looks amazed* No way!!
Heero: I don't do emotion.
Director Guy: You do if you want to be paid.
*Heero looks mad, then nods reluctantly*
Director Guy: Alright!! Take two!! ACTION!!
Heero: *Grumbles then sighs. Looks amazed* No way!!
Duo: * On the side of the set. * Oh my god!! That is so damn funny!! *Laughs his head off*
Heero: *Glares at Duo* Shut up.
Duo: *Continues to laugh*
Director Guy: Duo shut up or we won't do your commercial.
Duo: *Shuts up*
Director Guy: Heero, Continue.
Heero: *Looks once again amazed* No way!!
Announcer: Digimon, digital monsters!! Collect them all and battle with a friend!!
Director Guy: Thank god it's over.
Duo: Can we do my commercial now?!? Can we? Huh? Can we?
*Duo continues in the back ground as the commercial ends*
Well? Questions? Comments? I wrote these last year I think, back when those commercials were still on. Were mine funny? Or not? Come on, review!