Disclaimer: Do I own DBZ, you ask? The answer to that is the same as the answer to this. The Linkin Park concert in Long Beach, CA on the 22nd of February? Did I go? I F**KING WISH!!!!

With a little help from the coordinates stored in Nappa's spacepod (which he borrowed), Vegeta soon arrived on the small island where the mysterious "Kakarot" was supposed to be located.

Vegeta disembarked from the pod and found himself facing a group that consisted of an old man, a cat, a pig, a turtle, three boys (one in his late teens, the others younger) and a teenaged girl.

"Wh...who are you?' one of the boys, a baldheaded one, asked in (surprise surprise) Vegeta's language.

"My name is Vicente, um, I mean Vegeta." Vegeta replied. "Which one of you is Kakarot?" The group stared blankly. Vegeta noticed that the other young boy had a tail. He pointed to him. "Kakarot! I need to talk to you!"

"Who, me?" asked the boy, pointing to himself. "I'm Goku."

"Yeah yeah. I have an Earth name, too. But anyway, I have an urgent matter to discuss with you."

"Have you met Krillin yet?" asked Goku pointing at the bald boy. "Vegeta, this is Krillin."

"Hello Krillin." Vegeta said without enthusiasm. "Now Kakarot, there's this guy, Lord Frieza. He's power-mad and he-"

"What about Oolong and Puar?"

"Hello Oolong and Puar." Vegeta began to get annoyed. "So, Frieza, he wants to take over Earth and-"

"And this is Bulma!"

"Pleased to meet you. So anyway, when Frieza gets here he's basically going to kill everyone and -"

"And this is turtle, Master Roshi, and Yamcha!"

Vegeta snapped. "TO HELL WITH YAMCHA! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS SACRED IN LIFE! I AM TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE!!!"

"Well, who's stopping you?"

With that, Vegeta inundated Goku with every Spanish swear word and insult he had ever heard. When he finished, he felt the need to break something, so he ripped the door off of the pod. Goku was silent.

"Ok." Vegeta said, struggling to regain his composure. "Now that I have your attention; Frieza is going to come here and try to get you to help him take over the planet."

"Why me?"

"Well, because you're a Saiyan of course!" said an exasperated Vegeta.

"What's a Saiyan?"

Vegeta almost exploded again, but he knew he had to be patient. After all, Nappa had had to explain it to him. "A Saiyan is a member of the warrior race from the planet Vegeta. Saiyans-"

"So you're named after a planet?"

"Nooo. I'm named after my father. He was named after the planet. But he was king, so it made sense."

"So you're a Saiyan, too?"

"Yes. Yes I am. So, as I was saying, Frieza used to employ Saiyans to help him conquer worlds, or rather, conquer them for him. He stopped when the planet was destroyed because, duh, there weren't anymore Saiyans, save a few who happened to be off world. Soooo, now that he wants to conquer Earth, he's going to try to get you to help him and..." Vegeta saw that the group was talking among themselves. "...and you stopped listening. But hey. If you guys don't care about this planet, I'll just shut up and leave you guys alone. have a nice day." He started to leave.

"Wait!" cried the girl known as Bulma. "What exactly do you want Goku to do?"

Vegeta turned to face her. "To train. So that when Frieza gets here, he can help me kick his ass, if we can." Then seeing the looks on their faces said "Aye. Stupid pronouns. So Kakarot can kick Frieza's ass."

"Quick question." said Yamcha. "Goku's tail. DO all Saiyans have tails?"

"That they do." Vegeta then answered what he anticipated would be the next question. "My tail got cut off."

"So did mine!" said Goku. "But it grew back!" He smiled and made a 'V-for-victory' sign with his index and middle finger.

"Really? Man. Mine's been gone ever since I cut it. Just like my hair."

"Saiyan hair doesn't grow?"

"That's right. I thought you would have noticed that by now."

"So anyway" Bulma said, bringing the conversation back to important matters. "When and where is this Frieza guy gonna show up?"

"Well," said Vegeta thoughtfully. "Frieza can probably track his little space travel pod things, so he'll most likely show up wherever this one is. And as for when...I haven't the slightest idea."