The Hot Elf Guys' Hunt
(to the tune of The Teddy Bears' Picninc)

Disclaimer: I do not own any elves or Mirkwood or anything that came out of the brilliant mind of the late Professer J.R.R Tolkien. I also do not own this song, not sure who does, but if they read this and are personally offended I apologize profusely but I am not making any money off of this so I don't think you can be too mad, or have any grounds for a law suit.

-Oh and I think of myself as a and an evil author who is constantly messing with the characters so don't tell me I'm discriminating because I am just having fun and if the Hot Elf Guys went hunting that's who I think they would hunt.

The Hot Elf Guys' Hunting

If you go down in Mirkwood today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in Mirkwood today,
You'd better go in disguise.

For every elf that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the hot elf guys hunt fangirls

Every hot elf guy who's been glomped
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of evil authors to kill
and rabid fangirls to slay.

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll shoot and stab as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the hot elf guys hunt fangirls.

If you go down in Mirkwood today,
You'd better go in a pack.
There's lots of elves in Mirkwood today,
But you prob'ly won't come back.

For every elf that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the hot elf guys hunt fangirls.

Hunting time for hot elf guys...
The little hot elf guys are having a lovely time with this.
They'll watch you, catch you by surprise,
As your gazing at their extreme hottness.

See them shooting hot elf bows,
That magically seem to glow.
They're trying to win first prize.

At six o'clock their fangirls and authors
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little hot elf guys.

I know, I know I am disturbed but it just came to me as I was thinking of little songs that I could mess with. Please review! please please please*gets down and begs* I need reviews they prove to me that other people do enjoy my stuff however messed up it may be!