Any Questions?
Author: Queen of Flames
Type: General/Angst
Summary: Heero replicating a famous anti-drug commercial (you know, with Rachel Leigh Cook with a frying pan). Zero System bashing. Violence in the kitchen. Somewhat pointless.
New Mobile Report Gundam Wing is owned by their respected owners. This fic is inspired by an anti-drug commercial promoted by the UN Drug Summit and owned by respected owners.
Heero stands in the middle of the kitchen, holding egg in his hand.
Heero: " This is your brain..."
He reveals from his other hand a frying pan.
" and this is the Zero System..."
He puts the egg on the edge of the stove.
" This what happen your brain after installing Zero System into the cockpit system and using it on your Gundam..."
He smashed the egg with the frying pan, and lifts the pan up, revealing a mess on the bottom of the pan.
" This is what your mind goes through, but it's not over yet."
Heero smashed a stack of dishes,
" THIS IS WHAT YOUR LOVE ONES GOES THOUGH!"
a glass cups,
" YOUR HUMANITY!"
a kitchen clock,
" YOUR SELF-ESTEEM!"
a few kitchen appliances,
" YOUR SANITY!"
and the rest that it's in the kitchen.
" YOUR WILL TO LIVE!"
Heero continues to terrorized his own kitchen until all of it's fragile turns into broken pieces.
" AND YOUR FUTURE!"
After Heero's done, he threw the pan on the stove and looked at the camera.
"Any questions?"
Author's Note: This commercial comes into my mind one time or another and want to express it with a GW-style.