CHAPTER 3
He stopped dead in his tracks….
"FUCK IT ALL!!" He screamed in confusion and relief.
Others stopped in their tracks too, even the Radical boarding dude. They had never heard Shiny say anything else apart from "ouch!" on the mountain. They were a tad scared…
Purple Pyjama man slowly made his way to Shiny, "Hey man, are you alright? You better keep it down! This is a family game! You don't wanna get deleted do you?"
Shiny turned around, he looked.. Different… Gone was the forced smile, it was replaced with a twisted grin. "Family game? Family game?! If this is a fucking family game, why is it that I get fucking EATEN every FUCKING time I go on these retarded skiing trips? Every damn day! Can you answer me that you damn loser!?"
Purple Pyjama man was shocked, although he didn't express it, he still had the same lost expression on his face.
Shiny grinned further, "No, I didn't think so…." And with that he pulled the ski off his left foot, it felt so good to finally remove it…. And he wedged it into Pyjama man's head. "OUCH!" He screamed in horror, blood burst out of the back of his head and coated the snow beneath him. His eye's suddenly exploded as blood built up behind them and he fell to the ground, lifeless.
Shiny grinned…. Today he was a god. Overpowering his set pre-programmed course and increasing his AI… This was the day, the day he would find out what lies after the finish line.
He pulled his ski out of the mans eye and continued his trip down the mountain.
It wasn't long before he was flat on his face again, another retarded Radical Boarder. Getting up, he laughed…
This was the last time he would let this kid slid. "Hey shithead!" He yelled in the direction of the rad kid, who was sailing down the mountain, past the finish line.
He didn't respond.
Shiny was pissed, he heaved a rock out of the ground and hurled it with all his strength, towards the kid. To his delight, he saw the kid go down in the distance.
He quickly made his way down.. He was past the finish line.. The monster would strike soon. The Radical Boarder was on the ground, screaming ouch. The rock had struck his leg and broken it. The bone was showing through the flesh. Blood was pumping from the wound.
"Ha, what's the matter dickhead? Doesn't feel too go good when you get hit from behind?"
Radical boarded shook his head as he continued to yell out "ouch"
"Well, now you know how I feel.. Everyday, you and your retarded buddies knock me onto my ass… Your going down.."
And with that, the picked up the rock once again… And dropped it on Radical Boarders head. The head burst like a balloon, bits of scalp and brain flew all over the place, the blood spewed out like a fountain.
Looking at the body gave Shiny an AMAZING idea… He KNEW how to overcome to monster!
He tore the two ski's off the corpse and held them out both sides of him… This was perfect. No matter what direction the beast came from, he'd get impaled in a ski!
He flew down the mountain, nothing could be seen for as far as the eye could see…
Then….. It happened.
Blood struck his face, warm, sticky blood.
He titled his head to the left to see the monster, his face twisted in pain. The ski had gone right through his chest. Blood ran from the monsters mouth… "But.. B..But how?!" It boomed out in pain.
Shiny smiled.. He had won…. It was over… The pain… It was over.
He let go of the ski's, the monsters body rolled away into the background, a trail of blood followed it.
Shiny had never gotton this far, he was bursting with excitement! What was at the end of this run?!
All of a sudden, light filled his eye's. His body was tingling, and his vision slowly made it's way back to him..
"What the …. Fuck?" He mumbled….
He was falling… Fast.
Then boom. Pain roared through his body, and he lay silently.
He looked around in confusion… A Start button… Icons… Shortcuts….
"Oh god! I'm on the task bar!! I made it! I'm out of that nightmare!!"
He quickly ran across the desktop and stood on the SKI FREE.EXE icon… Picked it up, and put it in the bin….
Sighing, he closed the bins lid.
And ejected himself from the computer via the CD ROM Drive…
It was a whole new beginning for Shiny. He could do WHATEVER he wanted from now on.
2 hours later, Shiny joined the SSX crew on the PlayStation 2, Xbox and Gamecube. He shrugged, no matter what, he loved snowboarding… At least he got freedom in this game…
The End!!
By Infernal Monkey
He stopped dead in his tracks….
"FUCK IT ALL!!" He screamed in confusion and relief.
Others stopped in their tracks too, even the Radical boarding dude. They had never heard Shiny say anything else apart from "ouch!" on the mountain. They were a tad scared…
Purple Pyjama man slowly made his way to Shiny, "Hey man, are you alright? You better keep it down! This is a family game! You don't wanna get deleted do you?"
Shiny turned around, he looked.. Different… Gone was the forced smile, it was replaced with a twisted grin. "Family game? Family game?! If this is a fucking family game, why is it that I get fucking EATEN every FUCKING time I go on these retarded skiing trips? Every damn day! Can you answer me that you damn loser!?"
Purple Pyjama man was shocked, although he didn't express it, he still had the same lost expression on his face.
Shiny grinned further, "No, I didn't think so…." And with that he pulled the ski off his left foot, it felt so good to finally remove it…. And he wedged it into Pyjama man's head. "OUCH!" He screamed in horror, blood burst out of the back of his head and coated the snow beneath him. His eye's suddenly exploded as blood built up behind them and he fell to the ground, lifeless.
Shiny grinned…. Today he was a god. Overpowering his set pre-programmed course and increasing his AI… This was the day, the day he would find out what lies after the finish line.
He pulled his ski out of the mans eye and continued his trip down the mountain.
It wasn't long before he was flat on his face again, another retarded Radical Boarder. Getting up, he laughed…
This was the last time he would let this kid slid. "Hey shithead!" He yelled in the direction of the rad kid, who was sailing down the mountain, past the finish line.
He didn't respond.
Shiny was pissed, he heaved a rock out of the ground and hurled it with all his strength, towards the kid. To his delight, he saw the kid go down in the distance.
He quickly made his way down.. He was past the finish line.. The monster would strike soon. The Radical Boarder was on the ground, screaming ouch. The rock had struck his leg and broken it. The bone was showing through the flesh. Blood was pumping from the wound.
"Ha, what's the matter dickhead? Doesn't feel too go good when you get hit from behind?"
Radical boarded shook his head as he continued to yell out "ouch"
"Well, now you know how I feel.. Everyday, you and your retarded buddies knock me onto my ass… Your going down.."
And with that, the picked up the rock once again… And dropped it on Radical Boarders head. The head burst like a balloon, bits of scalp and brain flew all over the place, the blood spewed out like a fountain.
Looking at the body gave Shiny an AMAZING idea… He KNEW how to overcome to monster!
He tore the two ski's off the corpse and held them out both sides of him… This was perfect. No matter what direction the beast came from, he'd get impaled in a ski!
He flew down the mountain, nothing could be seen for as far as the eye could see…
Then….. It happened.
Blood struck his face, warm, sticky blood.
He titled his head to the left to see the monster, his face twisted in pain. The ski had gone right through his chest. Blood ran from the monsters mouth… "But.. B..But how?!" It boomed out in pain.
Shiny smiled.. He had won…. It was over… The pain… It was over.
He let go of the ski's, the monsters body rolled away into the background, a trail of blood followed it.
Shiny had never gotton this far, he was bursting with excitement! What was at the end of this run?!
All of a sudden, light filled his eye's. His body was tingling, and his vision slowly made it's way back to him..
"What the …. Fuck?" He mumbled….
He was falling… Fast.
Then boom. Pain roared through his body, and he lay silently.
He looked around in confusion… A Start button… Icons… Shortcuts….
"Oh god! I'm on the task bar!! I made it! I'm out of that nightmare!!"
He quickly ran across the desktop and stood on the SKI FREE.EXE icon… Picked it up, and put it in the bin….
Sighing, he closed the bins lid.
And ejected himself from the computer via the CD ROM Drive…
It was a whole new beginning for Shiny. He could do WHATEVER he wanted from now on.
2 hours later, Shiny joined the SSX crew on the PlayStation 2, Xbox and Gamecube. He shrugged, no matter what, he loved snowboarding… At least he got freedom in this game…
The End!!
By Infernal Monkey