X-men: Evolution : "Scarlet Witch just wanna have fun!"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own Wanda or the rest of the brotherhood , so im not responsible for whatever mayhem they cause , if they wrecked your place , go complain with Mystique.
The brotherhood`s house (after the mansion's destruction):
"Man , Mystique was so mad!"- Lance said , sitting in a sofa.
"Yeah , she even gave Wanda a speech , speaking of the blue pyscho , were is she now?"-Pietro asked.
"I think she and Agatha went to a bar or sumthing"-Fred said.
"Great , hey todd , is Wanda okay?"-Pietro asked Todd , who hopped downstairs.
"Yeah , she is just catching some zzz , the whole jeep hexing left her wasted!"-Todd said.
"So , what do we do now?"-Pietro asked,
"How about a little game of Monopoly?"-Fred suggested.
"Okay , ill get the board!"-Pietro said ,as he zipped outside.
"Ill prepare some snacks"-Fred said.
"Uh , Todd , why did Pietro went outside to get the game?"-Lance asked.
"We dont have a monopoly game , Lance"-Todd said.
"Please dont say it , Todd"-Lance said as he buried his head in his hands.
"But the X-geeks have one!"-Todd said.
Pietro zipped back , carrying a Monopoly game , and a basket full of clothes.
"Okay , Pietro , what did you steal this time?"-Lance said.
"Just their underwear , right of the dryer!"-Pietro said , showing them a pair of blue boxers , with a hole in the back.
"I thin i already know whose are those"-Fred said.
"You `d better stay out of Kitty`s stuff!"-Lance hissed.
"Dont worry , i stealed the x-jerks stuff i dont wanna get the ladies mad at me!"-Pietro said.
"So , what are you gonna do with these things?"-Lance asked.
"Im gonna sell them in the internet!"-Pietro said proudly.
"Who is gonna buy Summer`s trunks?"-Lance asked.
"Uh , Red , that Taryn girl , maybe Rogue!"-Pietro answered.
"Okay , lets just play the game , okay?"-Todd said , as he prepared the game.
Two hours later.....
Wanda stagered throught the house with a royal hangover.
"What are those idiots up to?"-Wanda hissed to herself , hearing the noise from downstairs.
She went down the stairs , and nearly got shocked by the sight in front of her....
Lance , Todd and Pietro were begging on their knees to Freddy who seemed to be dominating the game.
"Come on Fred , one more chance , ill pay you up as soon as i collect my money!"-Lance said.
"Yeah , Pietro owes me 50 , let me go this one time , yo!"-Todd added.
"Come on , just one more dice roll, Fred!"-Pietro finished.
"Okay guys , but im not gunna be this mercifull nect time"-Fred said.
"Kids"-Wanda thought as she headed to the kitchen to grab something to drink.
Wanda opened the fridge , and grabbed a can of soda.
"Ultimate Jolt Cola , 8 times more caffeine"-Wanda readed the can.
"If Pietro drinks this stuff all the time , it must be good"-Wanda thought , and drinked a whole can in one sip.
Seconds later , she opened the fridge and started to drink the other cans ...
"Come on Fred , im begging you , buddy!"-Lance screamed.
"Nope , you must pay now!"-Fred said.
"How come that Pietro has more debts than me and you leave him alone?"- Lance added.
"Im a charming fellow , Lance , now pay up!"-Pietro said.
"Uh , guys.."-Todd tried to say.
"Shut up Todd, this is important!"-Lance said.
"More important than the fact the kitchen is glowing brightred?"-Todd asked.
"Oh crap!"-Pietro screamed as every lightbulb in the house exploded.......
Outside.....
The x-van stoped in the lawn in front of the house , with the x-men inside.
"Scott , LOOK OUT!"-Rogue screamed.
In that moment , a green couch , with the whole brotherhood siited on it , made a hole in the house , and headed directly to the x-van.
"Everyone abandon the car!"-Scott screamed as the x-men jumped from the van , while the brotherhood jumped from the couch.
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!
The couch collided with the van , sending it flying.
"Whats going on , Alvers?"-Scott screamed.
"Its Wanda , she is on a caffeine rush , she is wrecking the place , she even destroyed her own room!"-Pietro screamed.
"Ah cant believe you wusses are scared of that vamp , Ah`ll you yopu how to handle that nutcase!"-Rogue said , as she entered the house.
Three seconds later , Rogue appeared , running for dear life , as an horde of silverware chased her.
Rogue took refuge behind the crashed van , along with the rest.
"What happened?"-Scott asked.
"She yelled "Surprise , you are dead!" , and then the whole kitchen went after me!"-Rogue replied.
"Okay , thats it , its time for a real man to take care of this!"-Scott aproached the door ,reading his visor.
BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!
The door was blowed up from its frame just as Scott aproached it , sending the young X-man flying against a tree.
"Oh my god , Scott , you okay man?"- Evan asked as he opened the door.
"What the hell hitted me?"-Was Scott`s answer.
"Thats it! , That bitch is going down!"-Jean screamed as she entered the house.
"Oh dear"-Kitty thought.
Twelve seconds later , Jean exited the place , her hair dyed in eight different colors , her clothes ragged and with a black eye.
"The bitch bit me!"-Jean screamed.
"Okay , its pretty obvious we gotta team up on this one!"-Kurt said.
"Why would you guys help us?"-Fred asked.
"Because if that nutcase gets out of that house , its gonna be a bad day for Bayville!"-Scott screamed.
"Okay , CHARGE!"-Lance screamed as both teams entered the place..........
One hour later.....
Mystique and Agatha were standing in the door way , looking at the war field the house resembled.
Kurt was hanging of a chandelier , completely painted red , while Kitty and Lance were nailed to a wall , by their clothes.
Evan was glued to the roof , while Scott and Rogue were tied with electrical cables to a couch.
Pietro was covered in feathers , and had a bucket in his head, while Fred was stuck on a hole in the wall , only his head popped out the other side.
Jean was lying in the ground , covered in food and other stuff , and Todd was jammed aginst a wall.
In the middle of this , Wanda wa lying in the stairs , snoring like crazy , while everyone else was unconcious.
"Up for another drink , Dear?"-Agatha asked.
"Actually , im up for a thousand of them!"-Mystique said as they drove away.
END Of this story.
Okay , r&r , hope ya enjoyed this!
Ryoken.
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own Wanda or the rest of the brotherhood , so im not responsible for whatever mayhem they cause , if they wrecked your place , go complain with Mystique.
The brotherhood`s house (after the mansion's destruction):
"Man , Mystique was so mad!"- Lance said , sitting in a sofa.
"Yeah , she even gave Wanda a speech , speaking of the blue pyscho , were is she now?"-Pietro asked.
"I think she and Agatha went to a bar or sumthing"-Fred said.
"Great , hey todd , is Wanda okay?"-Pietro asked Todd , who hopped downstairs.
"Yeah , she is just catching some zzz , the whole jeep hexing left her wasted!"-Todd said.
"So , what do we do now?"-Pietro asked,
"How about a little game of Monopoly?"-Fred suggested.
"Okay , ill get the board!"-Pietro said ,as he zipped outside.
"Ill prepare some snacks"-Fred said.
"Uh , Todd , why did Pietro went outside to get the game?"-Lance asked.
"We dont have a monopoly game , Lance"-Todd said.
"Please dont say it , Todd"-Lance said as he buried his head in his hands.
"But the X-geeks have one!"-Todd said.
Pietro zipped back , carrying a Monopoly game , and a basket full of clothes.
"Okay , Pietro , what did you steal this time?"-Lance said.
"Just their underwear , right of the dryer!"-Pietro said , showing them a pair of blue boxers , with a hole in the back.
"I thin i already know whose are those"-Fred said.
"You `d better stay out of Kitty`s stuff!"-Lance hissed.
"Dont worry , i stealed the x-jerks stuff i dont wanna get the ladies mad at me!"-Pietro said.
"So , what are you gonna do with these things?"-Lance asked.
"Im gonna sell them in the internet!"-Pietro said proudly.
"Who is gonna buy Summer`s trunks?"-Lance asked.
"Uh , Red , that Taryn girl , maybe Rogue!"-Pietro answered.
"Okay , lets just play the game , okay?"-Todd said , as he prepared the game.
Two hours later.....
Wanda stagered throught the house with a royal hangover.
"What are those idiots up to?"-Wanda hissed to herself , hearing the noise from downstairs.
She went down the stairs , and nearly got shocked by the sight in front of her....
Lance , Todd and Pietro were begging on their knees to Freddy who seemed to be dominating the game.
"Come on Fred , one more chance , ill pay you up as soon as i collect my money!"-Lance said.
"Yeah , Pietro owes me 50 , let me go this one time , yo!"-Todd added.
"Come on , just one more dice roll, Fred!"-Pietro finished.
"Okay guys , but im not gunna be this mercifull nect time"-Fred said.
"Kids"-Wanda thought as she headed to the kitchen to grab something to drink.
Wanda opened the fridge , and grabbed a can of soda.
"Ultimate Jolt Cola , 8 times more caffeine"-Wanda readed the can.
"If Pietro drinks this stuff all the time , it must be good"-Wanda thought , and drinked a whole can in one sip.
Seconds later , she opened the fridge and started to drink the other cans ...
"Come on Fred , im begging you , buddy!"-Lance screamed.
"Nope , you must pay now!"-Fred said.
"How come that Pietro has more debts than me and you leave him alone?"- Lance added.
"Im a charming fellow , Lance , now pay up!"-Pietro said.
"Uh , guys.."-Todd tried to say.
"Shut up Todd, this is important!"-Lance said.
"More important than the fact the kitchen is glowing brightred?"-Todd asked.
"Oh crap!"-Pietro screamed as every lightbulb in the house exploded.......
Outside.....
The x-van stoped in the lawn in front of the house , with the x-men inside.
"Scott , LOOK OUT!"-Rogue screamed.
In that moment , a green couch , with the whole brotherhood siited on it , made a hole in the house , and headed directly to the x-van.
"Everyone abandon the car!"-Scott screamed as the x-men jumped from the van , while the brotherhood jumped from the couch.
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!
The couch collided with the van , sending it flying.
"Whats going on , Alvers?"-Scott screamed.
"Its Wanda , she is on a caffeine rush , she is wrecking the place , she even destroyed her own room!"-Pietro screamed.
"Ah cant believe you wusses are scared of that vamp , Ah`ll you yopu how to handle that nutcase!"-Rogue said , as she entered the house.
Three seconds later , Rogue appeared , running for dear life , as an horde of silverware chased her.
Rogue took refuge behind the crashed van , along with the rest.
"What happened?"-Scott asked.
"She yelled "Surprise , you are dead!" , and then the whole kitchen went after me!"-Rogue replied.
"Okay , thats it , its time for a real man to take care of this!"-Scott aproached the door ,reading his visor.
BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!
The door was blowed up from its frame just as Scott aproached it , sending the young X-man flying against a tree.
"Oh my god , Scott , you okay man?"- Evan asked as he opened the door.
"What the hell hitted me?"-Was Scott`s answer.
"Thats it! , That bitch is going down!"-Jean screamed as she entered the house.
"Oh dear"-Kitty thought.
Twelve seconds later , Jean exited the place , her hair dyed in eight different colors , her clothes ragged and with a black eye.
"The bitch bit me!"-Jean screamed.
"Okay , its pretty obvious we gotta team up on this one!"-Kurt said.
"Why would you guys help us?"-Fred asked.
"Because if that nutcase gets out of that house , its gonna be a bad day for Bayville!"-Scott screamed.
"Okay , CHARGE!"-Lance screamed as both teams entered the place..........
One hour later.....
Mystique and Agatha were standing in the door way , looking at the war field the house resembled.
Kurt was hanging of a chandelier , completely painted red , while Kitty and Lance were nailed to a wall , by their clothes.
Evan was glued to the roof , while Scott and Rogue were tied with electrical cables to a couch.
Pietro was covered in feathers , and had a bucket in his head, while Fred was stuck on a hole in the wall , only his head popped out the other side.
Jean was lying in the ground , covered in food and other stuff , and Todd was jammed aginst a wall.
In the middle of this , Wanda wa lying in the stairs , snoring like crazy , while everyone else was unconcious.
"Up for another drink , Dear?"-Agatha asked.
"Actually , im up for a thousand of them!"-Mystique said as they drove away.
END Of this story.
Okay , r&r , hope ya enjoyed this!
Ryoken.