Chapter Dos- The Morons
"Harry! Ron!" Hermione screamed. "What's wrong with you?" Harry and Ron were walking around the school making fun of people and slapping them. Earlier when she had found out they had tried to set the Hufflepuff common room on fire she had made Prof. Dumbledore take 500 points away from Gryffindor. She hoped that would have made Harry and Ron stop acting like idiots, but it had only made them worse.
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease stop!" she begged to them.
"Go away you ugly girl!" Ron yelled.
That night Harry and Ron snuck out of the castle and met Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest. Voldemort gave each one of them a half-full flask of liquid.
"Drink up," he sneered.
KA-BOOM!
Hogwarts was woken by a huge explosion the next morning. Dumbledore reported gravely, "The roof has been blown off the building.
"By You-Know-Who?" Snape asked.
"No, Dumbledore said, "something much, much worse."