Chapter Tres- The Kitchen Wars
"AAAAAAAH!" students screamed and ran in all directions as the giant Harry and Ron thundered around the Hogwarts grounds, insulting everyone they saw. They headed for Hagrid's cabin with their new dog, Fang (Fang he been turned evil and enlarged by Voldemort too).
"Come out, little man!" Ron roared at Hagrid. "Or we'll make you come out!"
Hagrid came running out the front door, yelling like the wild man that he was.
"I'M HAGRID, RON! DON'T YEH REMEMBER ME?!" Hagrid howled. Ron screamed and tried to squish Hagrid. "Harry, help me!" he yelled.
While Harry and Ron were trying to trample Hagrid, Hermione had snuck down to the kitchens to round up house elves for this battle. She didn't think they'd be much of a help, but she had decided to try anyway. She opened up the kitchen door and started yelling to the elves to come with her, but her voice faltered when she saw the scene ahead of her.
Elves were running around, drinking butterbeer and getting into fights. One elf tried to slap Hermione, but it passed out before it could.
"What's going on?" Hermione asked Dobby, who came staggering up to her.
"Theelvesaregoingonstrike," Dobby said in a slurred voice. "WeisallwantingtogetpaidbutDumbledoreisn'trichenoughsoweisdrinkinglotsofbutterbeersowecan'twork."
"But I thought that most elves didn't like to get paid," Hermione said.
"OhtheyiswantingtogetpaidoncetheyseesDobby'snewFerrari," Dobby said.
"YOU BOUGHT A CAR?" Hermione screamed. It took a moment for her to calm down. "All right, Dobby. I need you elves' help. I need you to go outside and take down Harry and Ron. Just don't hurt them," she added hastily. At once she knew it wouldn't work. The elves wouldn't go attack Harry and Ron. But the elves didn't even seem to hear.
"Allrightmiss," Dobby said. "HarryandRonisgoingDOWN!"
So Hermione led the pack of pathetic elves out of the kitchen.