A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
"Anakin, me hungry!" exclaimed Obi-Wan. Anakin decided the best thing to do right now is kill Obi-Wan. "Force says so." He said. So he ate Obi and flew off. His ship was pulled into a beam and hit a rocket. This was what had happened to most ships trying to leave Naboo. Clone man appeared and found DNA of Anakin and made a Vader version. He quickly was evil and made many a storm trooper out of a dude named Jangy Fett. "Take care of my son," said Jangy. "But you no have one!" said Vader. So Vader made son for Jangy. However when Clone man created Vader Obi was in his belly so Vader puked him out. Mace Window shined his glasses and killed Jangy. Count Dracula told Obi a lie. Obi got mad, told Yoda man, and Yoda ate the Count. Vader stole Obi's saber and swallowed it. Everyone clapped then Vader cloned himself a son for fun. He named him Luke and gave him to Obi Wan as a present. Then the Clone machine was used to much and blew up. Vader took a girl and called her a princess named Leia. "But I don't wanna be a princess!!!" she cried and stepped on Vader's foot. Vader screamed and threw her out the window. Luckily R2-D2 put her in his garbage can and drove to protocol guy. They went to a ship when Vader made a Munster. He called it Weiler and asked him to build a Deathstar. After it was built Vader went with his Troops to go head to head against the Mon-stars. He lost and accidentally threw the plans away in the R2 trash can. Meanwhile Obi gave Luke to two idiots who thought they knew Luke. And everybody knows what happens next. This was episode 2+3, and this new story was hard to write so I hoped you liked it. The next story will hopefully build an empire if nothing strikes back. Return next time for your daily dose of the Star Wars saga and Jedi action!
"Anakin, me hungry!" exclaimed Obi-Wan. Anakin decided the best thing to do right now is kill Obi-Wan. "Force says so." He said. So he ate Obi and flew off. His ship was pulled into a beam and hit a rocket. This was what had happened to most ships trying to leave Naboo. Clone man appeared and found DNA of Anakin and made a Vader version. He quickly was evil and made many a storm trooper out of a dude named Jangy Fett. "Take care of my son," said Jangy. "But you no have one!" said Vader. So Vader made son for Jangy. However when Clone man created Vader Obi was in his belly so Vader puked him out. Mace Window shined his glasses and killed Jangy. Count Dracula told Obi a lie. Obi got mad, told Yoda man, and Yoda ate the Count. Vader stole Obi's saber and swallowed it. Everyone clapped then Vader cloned himself a son for fun. He named him Luke and gave him to Obi Wan as a present. Then the Clone machine was used to much and blew up. Vader took a girl and called her a princess named Leia. "But I don't wanna be a princess!!!" she cried and stepped on Vader's foot. Vader screamed and threw her out the window. Luckily R2-D2 put her in his garbage can and drove to protocol guy. They went to a ship when Vader made a Munster. He called it Weiler and asked him to build a Deathstar. After it was built Vader went with his Troops to go head to head against the Mon-stars. He lost and accidentally threw the plans away in the R2 trash can. Meanwhile Obi gave Luke to two idiots who thought they knew Luke. And everybody knows what happens next. This was episode 2+3, and this new story was hard to write so I hoped you liked it. The next story will hopefully build an empire if nothing strikes back. Return next time for your daily dose of the Star Wars saga and Jedi action!