Twelve Things I'd do for you
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Chapter 3: Flight of the Seagulls
"You call yourself an Invader Zim fan, and your giving up that easily? Without a fight?" Invader Zim asked.
"Oh course not!" Zim replied insulted. She marched down the hall to the elevator when she heard. "You might want to check floor number 20." Invader Zim yelled, "That where the 'all you can eat' buffet for Spongebob Squarepants is. They're the only ones who has a buffet for everyone free!"
"Um, thanks." Zim said wondering how Invader Zim knew that her first task was seagulls. She sighed, walked through the elevator doors, and tried to shake out of her head the idea that the Butt Ugly Martians would become a surrogate Invader Zim. She went down and what a buffet it was! Oh course, as any who watches Spongebob Squarepants would know that it was entirely of seafood. Zim looked around the sides of the building, walked over to a garbage can, picked up the garbage bag, pour all the garbage out, and took up whole plates of seafood and dumped it in the bag. Once she was done she tossed the bag over her shoulder, and strode to the elevator like nothing was wrong. All the while, people stared at her as though she had lost her marbles. She heard someone whispering just as she was about to get into the elevator.
Zim turned to the whisperer and replied, "Hey! I heard that. I command you to be SILENT! Sad little EARTH MONKEY!" Zim walked in and pushed the button. As elevator doors closed and went down to the last level, the people in the Spongebob Squarepants buffet began to shook their heads and muttered "Invader Zim fanatic." Zim, now at the first floor, began to march out the door. As she was doing this the secretary from the first chapter shrank back in fear.(Zim noticed that she still had a little bit of taco on her shirt.) As she walked out there they were. A whole flock of seagulls and they didn't fly away when Zim walked forward to them. The sight of them gave Zim an idea. She place a piece of sushi down before them and walked backward toward the building. The seagulls gobbled down the piece of sushi and gave Zim's full attention now that they realize that she had food. Zim put a small squid leg down (a small squid, not a giant squid like the ones from the discovery channel.) And step back toward the building. The seagulls would follow her as long as she placed a bit of food before them. She did this repeatedly until the seagulls followed her up the stairs and into the Director's office. In which she dumped the garbage bag's materials over the directors head. The seagulls instinct told them to eat off the sitting human. The director turned his chair around and saw no seagulls out the window. Zim did an Irken salute and said
"The seagulls have left the parking lot my tallest."
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