Meanwhile with Sailor Giovanni, the thief had hit him with the purse and starts to run off laughing. Sailor Giovanni fell to the ground and started crying.
"Lu~na! What do I do???" he wailed. Mr. Fluffy, Giovanni's Persian, started sweatdroppping as Giovanni hugged his neck, calling him 'Luna'.
Suddenly, a familiar shadow blocked out the lights! He wore a black tuxedo and wore a white mask along with a black top hat and cane. It could only be one person.
Sailor Giovanni squealed in delight. His savior had come! The thief stopped running and looked to see who had blocked the sun.
"How dare you pray on innocent homosexuals? Everyone is beautiful in their own way, and romance needs to be preserved in the Moon Kingdom and even Crystal Tokyo!" the figure announced, making complex hand gestures he somehow did not get caught up in. The thief took one look at him, dropped the purse and ran, screaming for his mommy.
The figure hopped off the lamppost and placed a hand on Sailor Giovanni's shoulder.
"Oh, Tuxedo Oak!" the male Sailor Scout sighed.
"Be strong, Sailor Giovanni. I shall fight on your side," Tuxedo Oak smiled and disappeared.
"Wait!" Sailor Giovanni cried, reaching out where his savior had been. He was disappointed and looked at the ground and saw an object. He picked it up and pressed it to his chest lovingly. "He left me a pokèdex!" he sighed dreamily "Come on, Luna! Let's get something to eat!"
Mr. Fluffy sweatdropped.
Back with Jessie and James…
The sprinklers turned off after a long time and Jessie and James walk to the Pizzeria because they were starving. On the way, James stole a shirt off a display and put it on along with his pants.
"Too bad we didn't get our underwear," Jessie sighed as they walked by the stores.
"We could probably go back and try them again later," James said aloud.
"Ok! But let's go eat first. I am starving," Jessie sighed.
Five minutes later…
James was stuffing himself with his twelfth slice of pizza and enjoying every bite. "This pizza is great!" he commented with a full mouth.
"Pig," Jessie muttered and nibbled on her third slice.
In a potted plant a few paces away, Happosai (who was covered in numerous bumps and scars) was watching.
"The hot one and her boyfriend are having lunch," he commented to himself. I wonder," he thought, "If this boy is cursed like Ranma…ooh! What fun!" In a flash, he was disguised as a waiter and walked by Jessie and James' table.
"Yo, shorty! Can we get another pizza? Pepperoni with lots of cheese!" James said as he saw the short waiter. Happosai nodded and hurried off to the kitchen.
"You are burning a hole in our wallet, James…" Jessie muttered. Soon the pizza was done and Happosai brought it to them along with two glasses of ice-cold soda.
"Enjoy!" Happosai smiled. James looked blankly at the sodas.
"We didn't order these…" he said, pointing to the two glasses.
"They're on the house. Or should I say on you!" with that, Happosai jumped up and spilled the glasses of soda on the two Rockets. Instantly, James became his female counterpart, Jane, and Jessie transformed into a Mew.
"Jessie!" Jane shouted.
Kill that pervert! Jessie howled in Mew-language. Everyone in the pizzeria stared. Happosai snickered with delight.
"Hotcha! Now I've got two new hotties to steal lingerie from!" he chuckled with glee as he picked up Jessie's bra and panties, which were lying with her clothes. Jessie snarled and lunged at Happosai.
"You idiot! I don't wear lingerie[yet]!" Jane shouted and kicked at Happosai. Happosai dodged the attack and grabbed Jessie before running out of the pizzeria. "Come back here!" Jane yelled before giving chase, along with many angry girls who had their underwear stolen by the pervert.
"Huh? I must stop that pervert in the name of cherry soda!" Sailor Giovanni swallowed the last of his pizza and started chasing after the group. Jenny caught sight of the male sailor scout.
"Halt! You are under arrest!" she cried and ran after Sailor Giovanni.
"Hehe! What fun!" Happosai laughed with glee.
Even when the girls stopped chasing Happosai after thirteen miles out of the mall, Jane continued on. She eventually catches up with Happosai and kicks him repeatedly where it hurt until Happosai dropped Jessie who promptly bites Happosai on the hand. Jessie and Jane get away from the pervert and head for the nearest girls' bathroom at a park. Jane turns on the water and waited until the water was hot and splashed it on herself before splashing some on Jessie.
"Um…James?" Jessie asked in her human form, sitting on the floor.
"Yeah?" James asked as he tried straightening out his hair, looking in the mirror.
"I don't have any clothes on. Remember...Jusenkyo curse? Animals don't wear clothes?" Jessie sighed. James immediately jumped, blushed and hid his eyes in his hands.
"I am sorry!" he apologized, "I don't want you to feel exposed!"
"James, you weren't even looking at me!" Jessie groaned. James went outside and stole some clothes off a clothesline by someone's house near the park.
"Damn Jusenkyo…" he muttered before going back into the bathroom and tossing Jessie some dry clothes. He retreats to a bush and puts on dry clothes. Jessie comes out in her new clothing and looks into the bush.
"James? What are you doing in there?" she asked. James sulked, looking like a kicked puppy.
"You wouldn't understand," he said. Jessie rolled her eyes. Guys.
"Course I would! I've been your friend for what? Ten years?" she tried to pry it out of him.
"Actually, 10 years, 6 months, 4 days, and-" he glanced at his watch. "17.5 hours."
Jessie couldn't believe he kept track. "But I'll still understand!" she said exasperatly.
"No you wouldn't! You're a girl!" James insisted. Jessie looked at him sadly with big puppy eyes. James sighed. "Ok….I am still hungry." Jessie groaned and hit him.
"You moron! You just ate a whole freaking pizza!" she sighed. James looked at her, frowning.
"I told you. Girls never understand that stuff," James said. Jessie looked at him slyly and pinched his stomach lightly.
"Widdle James ish getting a widdle cwubby!" she teased. James sniffed. Jessie felt bad about the prolonged teasing so she added, "But then you've got a really high metabolism and blasting off does burn quite a few calories."
"Jessie?"
"Yeah?"
"Forget it…"
"Whatever."
Happosai was hiding in some bushes and was looking at Jessie and James. He snickered to himself. At least that red head's boyfriend is good for something, he thought. He got the girl's shirt wet. He drooled as he looked Jessie up and down from his hiding spot and slowly reaches for the pile of clothes that James had stolen, in hopes of finding some panties.
Suddenly a curtain appeared! Sailor Giovanni's shadow appears behind it; he had stolen the curtain from someone's house. He threw it over his head and it lands on a . "How dare you waste cherry soda like that! Cherry soda shouldn't be wasted; all should enjoy its' cavity-inducing actions! I am…SAILOR GIOVANNI!" He did various hand poses, which he magically avoided getting tangled up in. "And I shall wrong rights and triumph over good! And that means you, dental nuts!"
Jessie, James and Happosai stare at Sailor Giovanni and Jessie noticed that he didn't shave his legs, which was pretty nasty AND broke bishounen code rule #2968.
"Um…boss? Have you been drinking sake all night again?" Jessie and James asked. Sailor Giovanni looked at them blankly and began giggling like…well…a grown man in a sailor fuku.
"What? Pretty girls like me never drink that nasty stuff!" he giggled.
Two figures ran up to them in the park. Cassidy caught her breath before saying, "He's been…drinking…Mountain Quilliots again…" she gasped. Butch didn't say anything but looked at Jessie; particularly at her wet shirt.
"Why is Jessie's shirt we-" he started before James, Cassidy and Jessie thwack him.
"What are these 'MQ's' you speak of? Unless it was that green liquid consisting of carrots and Nyquil I drank back in that stall…." Sailor Giovanni pondered. Everyone facefaulted.
"I finally found you!" Meowth gasped as he finally showed up since the beginning of the story. He stared at Jessie. "Jess? Why dun't ya have your br-" he started before Jessie stomped on him.
"Shut up! That psycho Officer Jenny might hear you and arrest me!" Jessie growled.
Happosai leapt up and laughed. "I am panties man!" He held up six pairs of panties before glomping Jessie and nuzzling her chest. "And I…have a gift for you, my sweet!" he held up a black, lacy bra in her face.
Jessie's eyebrows twitched angrily. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" she screamed before kicking the shriveled pervert into the stratosphere. Meowth watched him blast off.
"I tink you shoulda takin' dat bra, Jess," he commented. Butch, Cassidy and Persian sweatdropped.
James snapped. "Don't…be…mean…to…HER!" he kicked Butch with his magical evolution boot and Butch evolved into Potweed, formerly Chain Smoker. Butch tries to attack James but ends up sitting down and smoking because every attack he did made him confused and stuff. James' next victim was Meowth. However, Meowth just laid on the ground with X's for eyes because he didn't evolve. James picked him up and threw him somewhere. Cassidy…well…she ran back to wherever she came from. Happosai was nowhere to be seen and Sailor Giovanni ran off.
"James?" Jessie asked.
"Yeah?" he replied. Jessie got big anime eyes and smiled.
"Thank you for not commenting on my wet shirt!" she said happily. James fell over.
"Umm…you're welcome…" he said. Jessie cleared her throat. "What's wrong?" Jessie fell over anime style.
"You just saved me from an army of pervs and you don't want ANY reward?!" she sighed. James tapped at his chin in a thoughtful manner. Jessie decided not to wait for James' brain and prepares to kiss him. James' eyes lit up.
"Yeah! Let's get more pizza!" he finally exclaimed. Jessie fell over.
"You are SUCH a bad romancer!" she groaned.
"Huh? Ok. If it's romance you want, it's romance you'll have!" James said. He leaned over and kissed her.
Man, he's good! Jessie thought. Where'd he learn this?
Meanwhile….
"Where's OA~K????! I want Samuel!" Giovanni cried before getting scratched by Mr. Flu-erm...Luna.
Back with Jessie and James…
After five minutes, the two of them were still locked at the lips and people passing by either stared or walked by, shaking their heads in disapproval of such behavior in public. Officer Jenny finally showed up.
"Halt, you two! You've violated quite a number of laws!" she flipped open a notebook and started writing tickets, naming each violation. "Stealing clothing, wearing no bra, having a wet t-shirt on, flashing, violent behavior AND making out in a public area."
Jessie got annoyed and hit Jenny into a dumpster with her paper fan. "Now, where were we?"
"Kissing, but I am still hungry…." James tapped his fingers together shyly. Jessie sighed.
"Well…I suppose a buffet will do it for you. Hang on, let me get a 'top'" she rushes to another clothesline.
"Right. Heaven knows how many other pervs there might be…." James reasoned.