~*~

Meanwhile in the other room…

Misty woke up and rubbed her eyes and wrinkled her nose(UGLY!).  "Ugh…what IS that horrible sound coming through the wall?"

Brock woke up too and put his ear to the wall.  "Sounds like…"

"Snoring and sleep-talking…." Misty finished.  Brock giggled insanely.  Ash woke up from the floor, which he slept on.  His feet got tangled in the snorlax-patterned blanket.

"Why do I have to sleep on the floor anyways?" he complained.  Misty made a face at him.

"Because you jab me with your elbow!" she said. 

"And I like to snuggle next to M-"  Brock began to add but Misty clamped a hand over his mouth. 

"And plus you keep whining about your stupid Pikachu!"  she finished.  Ash started moping around again about his lost pet rat.

On the other side of the wall…

James moved over and mumbled in his sleep something that sounded oddly like "pass me the mayonnaise".  Jessie, who was half asleep, sensed James had rolled over to his side of the bed.

"I wish you'd do more cuddling than sleep talking," she said sleepily.

Outside of the window, a figure was hanging upside-down a la Ranma from the window frame from the room above.  Considering this was about twenty stories high, this guy must be psycho.  The figure checked his pockets for film and loaded his camera.

"Ah, yes. It is up to me, Todd(or 'Snap' if thou shall prefer) to get a photo of these two in a natural pose…" he said to himself as he adjusted the lens.  Suddenly, Jessie wrapped her arms around James and pulls him to her side of the bed before kissing him passionately.  James, who wakes up slightly, kisses her back and they roll off the bed; but not before Todd gets his "natural looking shot". 

"What was that?" Misty asked.  Brock listened.

"Sounded like a ton of bricks," he replied.

Back in the bed, err, on the floor…

James fell back asleep again, snoring but suddenly he mumbled, "I like the red lacy ones better, Jess."

Jessie yawned and smiled at him.  "Good. I  guessed right.  Night, ya little no-fun-rich-boy-who-doesn't-know-what-love-is," she said as she kissed him good night.

Around eight the next morning…..

James suddenly sat up and said to Jessie, "I know what love is. It's this that I haven't any idea about."

Jessie woke up and leaned to his side.  In doing so, she sees the gleam from Todd's camera lens.  Her eyes shot wide open and went to the window wielding the lamp from the nightstand.  "GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW OR I'LL MALLET YOU!" she threatened.  Todd got the message and hops over to the window of Sailor Giovanni and Tuxedo Oak's room.

Back with Jessie and James…

Now fully awake, they sit on the bed with nothing to do.  After an hour of this, Jessie gets up and walks over to the small fridge. 

"Want more champagne?" she offered.  James raised an eyebrow.

"To get us drunk again?" he asked.  Jessie nodded, saying they had nothing better to do.  James sighed and rubbed at his temples.  "I've had enough alcohol for the moment, thank you."

Jessie frowned. "Would you rather I tie you to a chair and beat you with a fan?" she asked sarcastically.  James nodded.  It was Jessie's turn to sigh.  "You are such an idiot, James."

James' eyes filled with tears.  "Fine. Get some more."

"James, you're so damn self-centered!"

"Who's the one who wants to get the other drunk to use him?" James countered. Jessie sighed, defeated.

"Guess you're right but this is the Honeymoon Hotel…" she began.  James puffed out his chest.

"Abstinence is cool," he quoted. 

Jessie sighed again.  "This is from a rich kid who didn't even get to see any other chicks besides his fiancé and his mother?"

James started to sing one of those awful public service announcement songs until Jessie threatened to smack him with her fan. 

Meanwhile in the twerps' room…

Ash got up and put on his pants over his boxers.  "I am bored.  I am gonna visit Gary in the other room. I saw him check in last night."

Misty lifted her head from the pillow from her shared bed with Brock and glared threateningly at Ash.

"Ash! You'd better not-!" she started. 

Ash gave her the peace sign.  "I won't this time! Scout's honor!"

Brock sighed. "As if he is a scout…"

Ash leaves the room and Misty turns to Brock. 

"Let's go check out that hot tub!" she declared. 

"Ok, can't be any different from the hot spring in the mountains…" he said.

Misty grinned.

knock knock

Gary raised his head and looked towards the door. "Come in," he said as he picked himself up from the couch.  Ash enters the room with a bright grin on his face.

"Hi, Gary! Look what I brought!" he snickered evilly as he held up a pair of panties in the air.  Gary made a strange face.

"Aren't those Misty's? Again?" he asked. Ash nodded.

"And this time she didn't catch me! My turn!" he put the panties on Gary's head and it hangs at an odd angle due to his spiky hair.  Gary does that "…" thing.

"Hot pink doesn't suit me," he complained.  He kept the panties on his head anyways and the two lads invade the little fridge.  "Whoa! Alcohol!" he announced before tossing the bottle out the window and hitting Todd in the face, who screamed in pain before falling into the dumpster below.

Ash found some soda in the back of the fridge and the two start drinking and are soon super-hyper.

Back with Jessie and James…

"I think we should shower," James suddenly said.  Jessie stared at him in disbelief. James realized how wrong it sounded.  "Separately!" he added.

"Killjoy…"  Jessie muttered.  James looked down at the floor.  "We'll go out afterwards but you have to take a shower with me."

"Can I PLEASE wear my bathing suit?" James pleaded, being the modest lad he was.  Jessie sighed.

"Fine. But only because you're cute."

After five minutes of spraying each other with the detachable showerhead, they get out, dried each other off and James raided the closet as Jessie styled her damp hair.  As Jessie turned towards the closet, she saw James coming out in a schoolgirl outfit.  She raised an eyebrow as James blushed.

"Umm…so that psycho Jenny won't find us again?" he grinned nervously. 

"I'd think that she'd have her hands full with Meowth and his new girlfriend…"

And she was right. 

"STOP MAKING OUT IN THE CORNER!" Jenny screamed at the two felines back at the police station.  The two grumbled and proceeded to pounce on people to steal loose change.  Jenny sighed, annoyed at the cats.

Back with our other couple…

Jessie threw James some jeans and the shirt from the Sunflora episode.  "Put these on and I'll wear what you're wearing as of now.   James looked down at his current outfit and then at Jessie and instantly agreed.  They both go into the closet to get dressed and come out a minute later. 

"Ohh! Jess! That looks prettier on you than it did on me!" he squealed. 

Jessie facefaulted before shaking her head.  "I'll take that as a compliment…"


 "Where to, miss?" James asked as he hugged her.

"Shopping!" Jessie announced.  James looked like he was being tortured.  "Oh, c'mon! If you're a good boy, you can pick me out some underwear that you like even better than the lacy ones…" Jessie giggled.

James sweatdropped. "O..okay…"

Jessie scowled.  "My gosh, you're no fun at all! You're not perverted enough, you know that?"

"Well, considering the only female my age I had to look at as a boy was Jezebelle, what would you expect?" James asked.

"You're right. Fine. Shall we go?" Jessie held out an arm to link with his.  They walk to a little marketplace-type thing.  Jessie starts spazzing out as she sees a whole section dedicated to frying pans.   James sweatdropped.

"Can we go to the less-concussion causing section?" he asked nervously.  Before Jessie could answer,  they see people chasing after two cats.  Two very familiar looking cats at that.  They ducked under the display table until the crowd runs by.

"Sheesh! Some peopla haiv a t'ing 'gainst free entaproize!" Meowth spat out as he crawled out of hiding.

Jessie glared at Meowth. "What now?"

"We's troied ta maike dem gym baidges  again', but all we's could use fo' materials was dem plastic bawttleacaips!"

"Nya, nyarrrth, Nyase nya!" the female Meowth chimed in.

"Youse hafta hwide us!" Meowth pleaded with big kitty eyes.  Jessie and James roll their eyes. "Aww, come on!"

"Nope. You never let us have any 'free time' alone, so have fun!" Jessie grinned, hooking her arm with James'.  "James and I are going to look at whips and fishnet stockings!"

"We are?" James asked nervously.  Jessie mentally hit herself as she remembered his sensitivity. 

"Ok. Fishnet stockings and…sock puppets!"

"Yay!" James cheered.

"BUT WHATS 'BOUT US?!" Meowth yowled.  The female Meowth yowled too.

Jenny comes running into the scene and scoops the cats into a net.  "Meowth! Nicole! You've got quite a bit of explaining to do!" she scolded.  Meowth asked Nicole why she never told him her name and she replied that it was due to the horrible joke that "Nicole" sounded similar to "neko", the Japanese word for cat(now, you've learned something, eh?)

Nicole yowled.  Meowth scowled, muttering, "fish stockings and sock puppets."

James looked down at Meowth. "And just what were you planning to do with Nicole?"

Meowth scowled and stuck his tongue out at James before he and Nicole were carted off by Jenny.

"Bye bye!" Jessie waved at them.  She slipped on a sock puppet as does James who puts another sock puppet on his other hand, resembling a kitty.

"I love you, Wooly!" James said in a falsetto voice.

"I love you too, Hose!" Jessie said in an even higher voice.  "But we must capture that never-running knicker-chu!"

"Oi tink oi'd be betta oiff at da food cawt…" James made the kitty-baby sock puppet announce.

"Say! Not a bad idea!" Wooly said. 

"Oh, good grief…" Hose sighed.