When Jenny gets to the mall, she heads to the department store and puts on a body sock.
"Maybe if I wear this silly ditto-bra long enough, Team Pervert will strike…" she thought as people stared at her as if she were insane.
An hour passed.
"They'd better show up soon…" she grumbled as kids, perverts and curious people gathered around her. Finally Team Pervert showed up to see what was attracting the crowd's attention.
"Hey, look! It's Officer Jenny in a ditto bra!" Ash poked Gary and they both snickered.
"Kinky!" Gary agreed and they both leapt in front of the embarrassed officer and began their motto:
"To rob the world of a glorious display!"
"To wed our hands with silk lingerie!"
"To make the girls scream in every room!"
"We are the charming bratty hoodlums of doom!"
"ASH!"
"GARY!"
"Team Pervert, escaping your clutches faster than Team Rocket!"
"Surrender your undies, they'll still end up in OUR pocket!"
"Ummm~bra!!" Gary's Umbreon chimed in and they all struck a pose. Officer Jenny pointed at them accusingly.
"AH-ha! I've caught you with your pants down!" she laughed triumphantly. Ash looked down and sure enough, his pants had come down.
"Darn belt…" he muttered as he redid his pants. Gary groaned. Umbreon sighed.
A random brat boy pulled at his mother's skirts as they passed by. "I am scared, mommy!"
The mother stared at the strange scene. "Um…let's go to the boy st- I mean TOY store!" and they run off.
Meanwhile nearby in another section…
Misty was doing her shopping with Brock. She held up a red t-shirt and then a green one as she giggled dilusionally. "Brock~ which one looks better?"
Brock, who was off in la-la land(scary) suddenly sees Officer Jenny run after Team Pervert STILL in her ditto-bra.
"Ooooh! It's the magnificent Pokèmall Jenny! The most beautiful of them all!" he drooled. Misty got angry and smacks Brock with a miniature mallet.
"You're just like James when he's hungry," she snarled.
"How would you know?" Brock moaned as he rubbed his tender head. Misty tucked the mallet and the t-shirts away.
"Who says I haven't been spying on them for a change? Todd got me some interesting pictures."
"…any of Jessie?" Brock asked.
"DON'T make me grab the ear!" Misty threatened. Brock covered his ears and shut up. Misty grinned and pulled him by the hair.
"Let's go check out swimwear!" Misty declared.
"Ok!" Brock immediately agreed, thinking about all the lovely ladies.
"You aren't going to hide by the changing rooms again to spy on the girls though."
Brock instantly was deflated.
FINALLY back with Jessie and James….
They walk into the jewelry store and the weirdo cash register people cheer. Jessie and James scream and James leaps into Jessie's arms and screams some more.
The weirdo people keep smiling and showering the "couple" with confetti and gift certificates.
"Congratulations! You are the ten thousandth couple to walk in since our grand opening!" they cheered.
"Umm…is that good?" both of the frightened ones asked nervously. The people nod excitedly.
"Yeah! We pay for your wedding, rings, clothes, a three-week honeymoon, house," a person started listing. Jessie narrowed her eyes and stopped the person.
"Wait…what's the catch?" she asked. The person kept grinning.
"We get to put your honeymoon on the porn channel!" the person replied, still chipper.
Jessie turned a bright shade of red. James looked at her, a bit confused.
"Why's that bad? What's so bad about sleeping?" he asked.
Jessie groaned, rolled her eyes and dropped James on the ground. The manager comes out and shoos all the weird cash register people away.
"You'll have to do something more entertaining than sleep on TV!" he exclaimed, waving his arms in a bombastic way. Jessie marched up to the manager and poked at his bulging stomach.
"Listen, buster! I won't degrade myself or James to entertain folks!" Jessie screamed. James brightened up.
"We can do something to amuse them!" he exclaimed and he put on his sock puppet which he had stolen from the sock puppet cart. "Wooly, will you marry me?" he made the puppet ask. The manager shook his head, quite annoyed at the man's ignorance. James noticed the manager's glowering. "Why? It's so entertaining!"
"Oh, and who are you to judge, Mr. "Smut on the tube"?" Jessie walked up to him and put on her own sock puppet. "Oh, Hose. You're the best sock puppet I've ever met."
At first, the two adults make the sock puppets kiss but finally, they get around to kissing as well.
Back with Team Pervert and Jenny…
"You are under arrest for perverteness!" Jenny yelled as she chased the two brats in the mall, still in her ditto bra.
"Well, DUH!" Gary shouted behind to her. "We're…"
"TEAM PERVERT!" Ash and Gary hooted and laughed as they continued running.
"Umbra-bra-bra!" Umbreon laughed as well. Jenny got annoyed and got out her handcuffs as she gained on them. However, they were all stopped in their tracks when several containers of hair gel smashed in front of them. They stopped and looked behind them to see…
"How dare you young insolent brats spy and frighten young girls?! I shall bring you to justice! In the name of the moon…"
"I AM GONNA PUNISH YOU!" random bratty girls screamed the top of their lungs and cheered.
"That's right, perverted trash! I shall turn you to moon dust!" Sailor Giovanni said and leaped down from the lamppost to strike a pose.
Gary stared at the strange man in the sailor fuku. "You…need a new hobby…" he said.
"I've got this whole case covered, you moron! Back off!" Jenny shouted at Sailor Giovanni.
Sailor Giovanni gets teary-eyed and started crying.
"LU~NA!!!! The evil police lady is bothering me again!" he cried as Mr. Fluffy sweatdropped.
MEANWHILE…
The Jeopardy! Music starts playing in the background as Jessie and James kiss and the weirdo jewelry store people begin sweat dropping as keeping a stupid grin on their faces and watching the two kiss was rather difficult. Half an hour later, the manager kicks them both in the shins and they break the kiss and play with their sock puppets again.
"Oh, Wooly! You are such a good kisser!" Hose complemented
"So are you, Hose. Do you love me, Hose?" Wooly smiled.
"I do, Wooly," Hose said. Jessie looked at James.
"Do you love me, James?" she asked.
"I do, Jessie."
Wooly and Hose start kissing again and pretty soon, the humans are at it again. The store gets many customers as a result of being curious about the two kissing so long.
A voice comes on over the intercom. "The mall is now closing. Please make your final selections and head to the cash registers."
The manager pokes them and places the rings in James' pocket. "For the boom in business," he grinned. But the two didn't really seem to notice him.
"Wouldn't it be fun to sleep by the water fountain and look at the stars through the skylight? Just you and me…" Jessie wondered aloud.
"Yeah!"
"And then we can have fun in the fountain!" Jessie giggled insanely.
"Yeah! Wait…what?" James asked. Jessie nearly fell over. Everyone leaves the store and several security people walk up to Jessie and James but decide to leave them alone. Soon, they are left alone in the dark mall and they put their sleeping bags by the fountain (I don't know how they got there either. Team Rocket is magic or something) and they snuggle into them but both of them soon realized that they would never go to sleep.
Brock and Misty, who had stayed behind as well(they hid somewhere until the guards went away or something) decided to leave.
"Jess?"
"Yeah?"
"I was thinking…"
"Yeeess?"
"Well…promise not to hit me?"
"Dangit, James just tell me!"
"Um…do you think that constellation looks like a donut?" James asked, pointing through the skylight. Jessie frowned, got out her sleeping bag and splashed warm fountain water on James. "Hey! Payback time!" James let out a war cry, stripped down to his pokèball boxers and began a water fight. After a while, Jessie is down to her blue kitty cat "unmentionables" and both were completely drenched and exhausted.
"You know what, James? You're a cool guy, even if you do cross-dress and are not fun in bed," Jessie sighed as she sat on the ledge of the fountain.
"I am?" James asked. Jessie nodded. "Hey! Jess, there's a beach setting over there in front of a Greek restaurant! Let's go!"
"Yay! We can tan!" Jessie cheered. They go there, set up a heating lamp and "tan".
Outside, Misty suddenly stopped in her tracks, cuddling togapi. Brock bumped into her and fell over with visions of busty girls circling his head. Misty sighed and bent down to Brock's level.
"You wanna sneak back into the mall to check them out?" Misty grinned.
"Yeah…Jessie…" Brock started sighing. Misty hit him over the head with her shopping bag.
"I meant BOTH of them! I wanna see them kiss!" Misty said. "Don't you?"
"Because we're the romantic factor of 'Team Twerp'?"
"That's right!" Misty said without waiting for an answer and they both change into dark-blue ninja-like clothing. Togapi cooed sickenly cute. A wild Arbok slithers up to them and eats Togapi whole before slithering off again! Shocked at this, Misty automatically thought it was Jessie's Arbok. She ground her teeth together and screamed for the world to hear.
"TOGAPI!!!!! JESSIE, YOU SHALL PAY!!!"
Meanwhile with Team Pervert…
(yes, I know there are A LOT of "meanwhiles". That's what you get for reading a novel form of a role-play that was originally pure dialogue! Bwee!)
Jenny was STILL chasing the two bratty adolescences. STILL in her ditto bra.
"Come back here!" she yelled again. Ash stuck his tongue out at her. Gary grinned.
"What a great heist! 400 pairs of socks!" he cried. Suddenly a familiar figure arrives…
"Sparkly Glitter Pen….GLITTER!!!" Sailor Giovanni's cry echoed and he throws glitter pens at Ash and Gary, knocking them both into the stratosphere.
"YANA KANJI~!!!!!" they screamed. Jenny looked upwards and then at the male sailor senshi.
"errr…" she started before Ash and Gary come crashing back down using "Team Pervert Power". "Give it up, brats!" she cried as she lunged at them. Ash grabbed Gary's sleeve and whispered to him.
"Let's use the secret weapon!" he whispered. They both flash Jenny, who gets blasted away. They kick Sailor Giovanni out of the way and they run off into the bushes.
"Weren't we in the middle of something before coming out of hiding back there?" Ash asked. "I think my pants were down.
"Oh, yeah…" Gary started to remember.
Back with Brock and Misty…
"TOGAPI!! I SHALL AVENGE YOU!" Misty yelled to the skies although Togapi had gone far down below to the fiery underworld.
"Uh oh…" Brock sweatdropped. Misty glared at him.
"AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME! LET'S MOVE!" Misty grabbed his ear and dragged him back to the mall. Brock screamed in pain.
Back with Ash and Gary…
Ash finally remembered and does that fist-palm thing that anime characters do when they remember something. "I remember!" He reaches to his boxers and pulls out…a cell phone from his boxer pocket (now aren't YOU disappointed? 9_9). He taps in a number and waits for the recipient to pick up.
"Hello?" Jezebelle asked in her thickest southern accent.
"Yo, Jeze. Whatcha want us to do again?" Ash asked.
"Don't talk like that, it is improper. Now. Down to business. My darling James with that girl are back at the mall…"
Ash continued to listen intently as Gary tried to listen in but Ash shoved him into a bush.
Back with Jessie and James….
James gets up from his tanning chair and pulled Jessie up. Clearing his throat, he knelt down, knowing it was "the moment".
"Will you marry me, Jessica? Your proposal scenario would be slightly true…we're on a beach setting by a Greek restaurant…"
Jessie starts to reply but before she could say anything…
CRAAAAASHHHH!!!!
Misty appeared with a knife in her hand. "Jessie!" she screamed, "I shall kill you!"
Brock tried holding Misty back. "No! Don't do it, Misty!"
Jessie sent out Arbok. Misty was confused on how Arbok could have traveled back so fast. Brock noted Arbok.
"Wait! The Arbok that ate Togapi had no scars on it! If you look closely at Jessie's, you can see all the scars it has from all the times we beat Team Rocket! It must have been a wild arbok that ate Togapi."
Misty wailed and she and Brock leave. Misty forgets about Togapi after a minute after its lingering mind-control wore off. They hide in the bushes.
"*AHEM* Now, Jessie, on our little beach, will you marry me?" James asked.
"I…"
But they were interrupted yet again when the skylight shatters and Team Pervert fall on their faces. They get untangled and stand up wearing gas masks.
"Good night, guys!" Gary grinned as he throws a bomb of sleeping gas at Jessie and James. When the gas cleared, both Jessie and James were sprawled on the ground fast asleep.
"What is going on, Brock?" Misty asked.
"I don't know and I don't like it one bit…" Brock said. They were about to leap out of the bushes and talk sense into Ash but they fell asleep too. Ash and Gary tied James up and carried him to Gary's hotel room. They got bored of watching James snore after several minutes and debated what to do before sending him to Jezebelle.
"I know! Let's see if he wear's girls' panties or guy underwear!"
"He's probably not wearing girlie stuff right now…let's see if it's boxers or briefs!"
"I bet my cheerleaders that he wears panties or briefs," Gary said.
"I bet all of my badges he wears boxers!" Ash challenged. Since James was magically wearing a little boy's one-piece pajamas, they had trouble getting the zipper open because it went from his neck to his stomach…which was where they had tied the ropes around him. James wakes up slowly as the two boys argue.
"Mommy!!!!" he screamed and tried to wriggle loose of his bindings. Gary bashed him on the head.
"Hold still! My cheerleaders are on the line here!" Gary shouted.
"Where's Jessie?! Leave me alone!" James howled.
Back with Jessie….
Jessie had woken up and was starting to panic…which involved smashing store windows and making huge holes in the china figures outside of restaurants.
"Where's James?! Where's James?! Where's James?!" she yelled all the while as she threw a lamp down on the ground.
Brock and Misty, who had also woken up, decided it was best that they stayed where they were while Jessie was on a rampage. Jessie gave up destroying things and sat on the floor. She pulled out her sock puppet and put it on her hand.
"I love you, Hose. Why can't anything ever work out for us?" she sulked.
Brock and Misty sweatdropped.