Twelve Things I'd do for you
by
~Miriah~of~the~Wind~
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Chapter 10: Friends to the Rescue
Zim was sleeping in a pleasant dream when suddenly someone shook her to consciousness.
"Zim! Zim wake up!" Zim reached out her hand to get her glasses. When she put them on her eyes focused to see a human. Yet there was something familiar about this particular human. She was tall with blonde hair and bright gray eyes that glimmer in the sunrise's light that flowed through the window in the prison cell wall. She wore a black trench coat identical to Dib's, with midnight blue jeans, and a black T-shirt with a winged heart on it. Where had Zim seen this girl before. Zim looked at the girls silver earrings and necklace and blood-red nail polish and Zim finally recognized her.
"Are...are you Galadriel Weasley?" Zim asked curiously.
"Yes! Of course I am. Are you okay? They didn't do anything to you did they?" Zim shook her head no and notice the rising sun. Her trial was today.
"What happen to you? I heard your arrest on the news." Galadriel asked. Zim suddenly launched into everything; the deal, the Butt-Ugly Martians, her arrest and even the seagulls, giving every precise detail. When she asked Galadriel if she knew where Invader Zim was Galadriel shrugged and Zim sighed as she fell back and slid against the wall. Galadriel kept Zim's company until her trial. The cops grabbed Zim and hauled her inside. The light shown bright in her eyes and for a split moment she was blind. The sat Zim down and buckled her in a chair.
"All rise in favor for Judge Williams." The bailiff announced. The very old judge sat down and so did everyone else.
"Now," Williams started, "if I am correct the first party is charging the second party of grand theft."
A/N: For those of you who are stupid or just don't pay attention in U.S. History class what Zim is being accused of is stealing Invader Zim.
"That's right, your honor." said the Nickelodian attorney.
"Very Well, bring in the witnesses!" he said. Zim recognized Galadriel Weasley but she also saw to other people. One was a boy with messed-up brownish blonde hair. He wore glasses and a blue shirt that said 'I EAT STUFF'. He smiled at Zim and she soon recognized him as Fanfiction.net's own "TheMadnessDog"
"G.E.G.?" Zim whispered faintly. G.E.G. smiled and nodded at her. The next figure was a girl with black hair and purple highlights. She had pale blue eyes and was about 5 feet tall. She had boots identical to Zim's. (A/N: Yes, I actually have boots like these!) They were black and they zip up through the side. She had and Invader Zim T-Shirt that had G.I.R. in his doggy uniform and G.I.R. was saying "Somebody needs a hug!". The shirt had two kinds of pins. One was a G.I.R. pin and a Dib pin. She also had black pants and over this a black trench coat that went down to her ankles. She held her G.I.R. plushie tightly and went over to Zim.
"Are you okay?" she said. Her voice sounded very familiar.
"Yeah, I'm fine....hey waitdaminute, wait just a polypickin' minute! I see your game! I know who you are! You're KAMI!!" Kami gave Zim a look that said 'who else would I be?'
"All Fanfiction witnesses are to report to the bench, NOW!" the bailiff said.
G.E.G., Kami, and Galadriel went over to the bench and sat down. The Nickelodian attorney strode over to them and smiled a smile that wasn't very comforting.
"So," the attorney started, "Is it true that the Director of Nickelodian studios and this young girl had a deal involving Invader Zim?" he questioned.
G.E.G. replied, "Yes. Yes that's true."
Kami said, "Yes it is."
"It is quite true that Zim and Nick Director had a deal. If Nick disagrees, they LIE, LIE I tell you!!!" Galadriel yelled at the crowd, "The deal was that if Zim did 12 tasks for him, she could have the keys to free Invader Zim and after
he was freed, he would no longer belong to Nick."
"Okayyyy." the attorney said looking at Galadriel strangely, "My next question is; Is it true that Zim had purposely stole the show for her own benefits?"
"No, of course not! Zim took the show so she could spread its chewy goodness with the world. CHEWY GOODNESS ROCKS!" G.E.G. said.
Kami replied, "I don't think so, I don't know the reason."
Galadriel on the other hand answered, "Zim did not STEAL the show. She got it back FAIR AND SQUARE! She also hadn't used it for her own benefits. She is going to share it with her fellow fanfic authors."
"Is it true that Invader Zim left the studio grounds against his will with this girl?" the nick attorney asked, taking a step back.
"No! Invader Zim also wants to use his show to spread its chewy goodness goodness with the world. He went willingly. WILLINGLY! DON'T QUESTION THE WILL!" G.E.G. said.
"Not at all!" Kami replied calmly.
"Invader Zim was perfectly willing to leave Nick Studios with Zim. Upon examination of the going ons of that day that Invader Zim was SAVED from Nick, it was found that Invader Zim was, in fact, HELPING Zim escape the studio. He was therefor happy to escape the TORMENT of the evil nick employees."
"How do you know about the deal between the Director of Nickelodian Studios and Zim?" the attorney asked.
"I read the fanfic. Duh." G.E.G. answered as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Kami spoke up and said, "Not only did she tell us authors about the deal to complete the task, but I was looking for a snack machine in the building and happened to overhear." Zim met Kami at the Great Fanfictioner's attack. Kami stopped an author from smashing Zim's head in two.
Galadriel Weasley replied, "I found out about this deal from Zim herself. She described, IN EXTREME DETAIL, what happened in the deal. How could she make up such details without this actually happening?"
The nick director sighed and replied, "Your witness." Zim's director came up.
"Now you know Zim from Fanfiction.net. Does she seem like a trouble maker to you?"
(A/N: Incase you just haven't been paying enough attention to notice the order of answers is going G.E.G. [TheMadnessDog], Kami, Galadriel Weasley.)
"Yes, I know her. No, she's not really a troublemaker, she always stays withing the boundaries of....things."
"No, not at all, just a Invader Zim lover."
"Zim has never been a troublemaker. She is the very image of a reserved person." Zim's attorney smiled at these answers and said,
"Now you claim to have witness the deal, the outcome (chapter 9), and the
condition of Invader Zim?"
"Yes."
"Yes."
"I did witness the deal, the outcome, and also Invader Zim's condition and how he was treated at the studio."
"Would you explain to the jury, in your own words, what condition the Irken known as Invader Zim was in?" Zim's attorney asked.
"He was horribly neglected. Malnutritionated and other big words reffering to bad health."
"He was in a cage tied by many locks." Kami started crying, "It was NOT a happy thing."
Galadriel Weasley answered angrily, "Invader Zim was chained to the roof of the Nick building ten different ways, in a locked cage, that could
only be lowered with a key. Obviously, this could be considered cruel and unusual punishment for doing nothing. Therefore, I sue Nick for going against the eighth amendment, which states "Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual
punishments inflicted." The crowd gasped.
"Is it true that the Director of Nickelodian studios gave Zim the last key in exchange for taking away her seagulls?" the attorney asked as his last question.
"No, I think he gave it to her for feeding the Butt Ugly Martians. How I hate them so! If they were here right now, I'd kill them so bad!!! MUST DIE!!"
"Yes it is. It is absolutely true!"
"The Nick director did most certainly give Zim the last key to take the seagulls away."
"Well this settles everything except one thing. We just need one more witness." Judge Williams said.
"I saw....stuff." said a voice from the back round.
Zim lifted her head and saw Invader Ret.
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WILL INVADER RET BE ABLE TO SAVE ZIM? WILL INVADER ZIM AND THE OTHERS HAVE TO RETURN
TO NICKELODIAN? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PULSE POUNDING CHAPTER WHICH I WILL POST TOMORROW
OR THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.