Twelve Things I'd do for you

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~



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Chapter 11: Almost Free

"I'm a witness, don't I have to answer some questions?" Invader Ret asked calmly.

"Well, I suppose." Judge Williams said.

"I already know the questions already so my answers are: Yes, No, No ,I was there saving gaz and dib, No, Yep, Not a very good one, No." Invader Ret said. (A/N: I didn't want to type all of the questions OVER again so I did this. My apologies to Invader Ret.) A tall lady walked through the court and whispered something into the judges ear.

"Very well, bring them in!" Judge Williams said. In marched in Invader Zim, Gaz, Dib, and G.I.R.

G.E.G., Kami, and Galadriel's mouths dropped open.

"Is that who I think it is?" Kami said. Galadriel nodded and Kami repeatedly said "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! It's HIM!"

G.E.G. broke the silence, "Oh my God! It's ZIM!!! I would love to be your slave when you rule us all, Zim!"

Kami cried, "I luv you Dib!" Kami ran over and hugged Dib around the middle. Invader Zim and Dib looked and Zim with curious looks.

"Do you guys have any IDEA how many fans you have?" Zim said. They both shook their heads 'no'. All four took their seats in the witness box (with Kami still attached to Dib). Dib looked over to Galadriel. There was something about her, it was like a feeling that he just couldn't identify. His palms started to sweat and he thought carefully for a long time what to say. Finally he said something, "Don't be nervous. I'm sure everything will come out ok."

"Thanks, that makes me feel better, it nice to know that you have some.....confidence..........in........me." Her eyes widen finally seeing what was going on. Though Dib, on the outside, remained perfectly calm, Galadriel could see through that and she totally freaked out, "Oh, My, God...You and.. m-me.. I think your... and you think of me...and..and.." she was jumping up in down just like any obsessed Dib fan. She bluntly asked, "Will you go out with me?" realized what she just said and fainted. Although Dib was horrible in sports or other physical activity he was able to catch her in his arms. Everyone was now staring at Dib and a whole wave of "oooooooo"'s went around.

"Looks like somebody has a girlfriend!" Gaz said teasingly. Invader Zim, Zim, and G.I.R. snickered at Dib with Kami locked around his waist and Galadriel in his arms in a kind of swooning motion that made it look like 'Gone with the Wind'. Normally Dib would snap "She's not my girlfriend!" But there was something about Galadriel. Something he just couldn't put his finger on.

"Now," the judge said, "The jury has spoken and I rule in favor of the defendant" Dib had just got Galadriel into consciousness just in time to here this and there was a whole crowd of cheers.

"Yet..." Judge Williams said and the crowd abruptly went dead silent, "You are a minor and as a minor you can't own something important like this until your eighteen. So you have to have a major to keep under his or her name until you're a major" Zim's heart almost went dead and sank into her stomach. There was no way her parents were going to keep Invader Zim. There was no hell of a chance.

"She can keep it under my name." said a voice that lead to the doorway. Leaning on the doorframe was a tall thin man around his late twenties. His clothes were entirely black and his hair was dye-ed purple. Every teen-age girl's mouth was open yet no sound came out.

Zim whisper, "Jhonen Vasquez!"

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