Tasuki's Revenge
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except perhaps the gorilla. Don't sue me, otherwise I might be force to give you my gorilla. ^_^
Tasuki had been in Miaka's world for the past few months. And during the few months of his stay in Miaka's world, he had enjoyed it immensely. Because he is a man who couldn't sit still, he often goes out on his own to look at the surroundings. Miaka was very much afraid that he might get into trouble given that he knew nothing of her world, so, she had taken the task to accompany him from time to time whenever he wants to go out. And during one of his walks without Miaka accompanying him, he had chanced upon a zoo. But the zoo doesn't permit anyone to enter without paying the entrance fee. Because he had no money due to his spending it on a toy robot that had caught his interest, Tasuki decided that he would like to go there some other time.
The day came when Tasuki decided one morning to go to the zoo. He was thrilled at the sight of seeing these animals, which he had only seen on television. Everywhere he goes, he saw large number of people looking at these animals. It was while he was looking at the snake that a gorilla's noise caught his attention. Seeing a gorilla for the first time, he approached the cage and stared at the gorilla, as the gorilla stared back at him. He had found the gorilla fascinating to watch and decided to stay for a longer period of time.
Tasuki was standing in front of the gorilla cage when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eyes. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat Tasuki senseless.
When Tasuki came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means " screw you " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make Tasuki feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, Tasuki picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. Then Tasuki picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at Tasuki, and pulled down his eyelid.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except perhaps the gorilla. Don't sue me, otherwise I might be force to give you my gorilla. ^_^
Tasuki had been in Miaka's world for the past few months. And during the few months of his stay in Miaka's world, he had enjoyed it immensely. Because he is a man who couldn't sit still, he often goes out on his own to look at the surroundings. Miaka was very much afraid that he might get into trouble given that he knew nothing of her world, so, she had taken the task to accompany him from time to time whenever he wants to go out. And during one of his walks without Miaka accompanying him, he had chanced upon a zoo. But the zoo doesn't permit anyone to enter without paying the entrance fee. Because he had no money due to his spending it on a toy robot that had caught his interest, Tasuki decided that he would like to go there some other time.
The day came when Tasuki decided one morning to go to the zoo. He was thrilled at the sight of seeing these animals, which he had only seen on television. Everywhere he goes, he saw large number of people looking at these animals. It was while he was looking at the snake that a gorilla's noise caught his attention. Seeing a gorilla for the first time, he approached the cage and stared at the gorilla, as the gorilla stared back at him. He had found the gorilla fascinating to watch and decided to stay for a longer period of time.
Tasuki was standing in front of the gorilla cage when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eyes. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat Tasuki senseless.
When Tasuki came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means " screw you " in gorilla language. The explanation didn't make Tasuki feel any better and he vowed revenge.
The next day, he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and went right up to the gorilla's cage where he opened up his bag of goodies. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, reached through the bars, grabbed a hat from the bag, and put it on.
Next, Tasuki picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla reached out, picked up his horn, and did the same. Then Tasuki picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at Tasuki, and pulled down his eyelid.