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Two weeks had passed. Things were not getting any better for Vega and her roommates. She had spent the last week and a half sleeping on the couch in the dorm lobby. She still saw Vegeta just about everyday. She had somewhat become friends with Vegeta's roommates and ChiChi and Bulma, but Vega was still very apprehensive about earth people. After all, her first encounter was not going well. She could hear people say things about her. Like, "That's the girl that can fly," or "There goes that alien girl." All this up set her very much, so she spent the bulk of her time studying at the library. Vegeta did make it a point that they have dinner together every night. Vega was glad about that because he was really all she had.

It was about 2am when Piccolo walked into the building and noticed Vega asleep on the lobby couch. He walked over to her.
"Vega." He whispered. She slowly opened her eyes.
"Oh hi." She said half asleep.
"What are you doing sleeping out here?" asked Piccolo. Vega sat up and yawned.
"Oh, I was just studying. I guess I fell asleep." Piccolo knew she was lying.
"Yea, and that's why all your books are out and you're covered with your jacket."
"Umm, yea." Replied Vega.
"What are you really doing out here?" he asked again.
"Well, what do you think I was doing?" she asked sarcastically.
"Why are you sleeping out here?" he questioned.
"My roommates have the red ribbon on the door. I can't come in."
"Why not?" asked a very confused Piccolo.
"Because they need their privacy and have for the past week and a half."
"You've been sleeping out here for a week and half!?" yelled Piccolo.
"Yea." Answered Vega sheepishly.
"Oh Christ! Vegeta's going to kill you! Why didn't you come to sleep in our room or something?"
"I didn't want to be a bother, plus Vegeta would have gotten pissed after so long and probably burst into my room and told them off and scare the piss out of them and make things worse then..."
"Ok, Ok, I get the point. But you're coming to sleep in our room tonight. It isn't all that safe out here you know." Said Piccolo.
"Ok." Said Vega as she stood up and stretched. Piccolo picked up her bag and coat.
"Before we head up, I need to check my mail." Piccolo walked over to his mail box and opened it up and pulled out 7 package pick up slips. He looked at them with a rather confused look on his face.
"Who are those from?" asked Vega.
"I don't know. I have seven packages to pick up." Piccolo walked to the clerk getting ready to close the front desk. "Hi, I have a couple packages to pick up." Piccolo handed the clerk his slips. She came back a couple seconds later with 7 medium sized boxes for him.
"Who are they from?" asked Vega.
"I'm not sure. We'll open them when we get up stairs." Said Piccolo as they both walked to the elevator and went up to his room.
"Where is Vegeta?" looking around and not seeing him in the room.
"Bulma's helping him with his calculus."
"You're joking right?" asked Vega.
"No, he wasn't getting the hang of it you know."
"Yea, I know."
"Since she's been helping him, he's done much better." Said Piccolo.
"Amazing. He never asks for help for anything." Said Vega; "He must have a crush on her or something."
"She has a boyfriend."
"Oh, I know, that Yamcha guy. I have never met him."
"It's no loss, he's a jerk." Said Piccolo.
"Oh well, to each his own, I guess." Said Vega, "Now let's see what's in the boxes."
"Alright." Said Piccolo as he sat down on the futon next to Vega and began to open one of the packages. He got the box opened and pulled out a book. He looked at it quizzically. "The Book of Mormon?" Vega started to laugh hysterically. "I don't think I want to know what the rest of these are."
"Well, I do." Said Vega as she opened up another one, Piccolo decided to open up another too.
"Miracle Ear?" said Piccolo.
"Viagra?" Laughed Vega.
"A Copy of the New Testament." Piccolo laughed opening up another.
"Craftmatic adjustable beds?" Vega laughed hysterically.
"Hair Club for Men?" Growled Piccolo
"And Life Call." Vega was laughing so hard she was crying.
"When I find out who sent these to me, they are going to seriously regret it." Piccolo was somewhat angered by this.
"Oh, Piccolo." Said Vega putting an arm around his shoulder, "Don't take it too seriously, it was just a harmless prank." Vega stood up and walked over to Vegeta's dresser. She opened one of the drawers in her brother's dresser. Pulled out a pair of biker short and a T-shirt and went into the bathroom to change. She came out of the bathroom and sat down on the Futon couch underneath their lofts.
"Vega, you can sleep in my bed if you want." Said Piccolo throwing his unwanted mail on the floor; "You haven't had a good nights sleep in a while."
"No, that's ok, I'll be fine here." Replied Vega.
"No, go ahead. Don't make me throw you up there." Vega reluctantly complied. She levitated up to the loft and laid down.
"Thank you, Piccolo."
"Hey no problem." Smiled Piccolo.
"Can I ask you a question?" asked Vega.
"Sure, what's up?"
"What do people here think about you, being from Namek and all?"
"I know some people don't like it, but I just ignore the comments. I have to forget the insults and embrace the complements. Why do you ask?"
"Well, a couple weeks ago, I made the mistake of flying onto campus and a bunch of people saw me and since then I have been hearing little remarks made by people, and no matter how nice I try to be to people, they are just mean and rude." Piccolo levitated up to his loft so he could look at her eye to eye.
"It's like I said, you have to forget the insults and embrace the complements. If people don't like you because you're different, then screw them, they'll miss out on meeting a great person." With that Piccolo placed a sweet little kiss on her forehead, "now get some sleep. You have combat training tomorrow. Vegeta says you're getting a little slow."
"What!?" giggled Vega, "Yea, well he's not so strong." With that Vega rolled over. She fell asleep very quickly. Piccolo changed and went to bed on the Futon couch.

It was nearly 4am when Vegeta returned to the room. He walked in and saw Piccolo asleep on the futon and someone else in his loft. Vegeta levitated up to his roommate's bed to see whom it was. He was very shocked to see it was Vega. He was about to wake her to find out why she was there, but stopped when he realized he could just ask her in the morning. With that in mind, Vegeta went to bed.

The next morning, Vega rolled over, she saw Vegeta sitting at his computer typing away.
"Morning." Said Vega.
"Hey, it's about time you woke up." said Vegeta.
"What time is it?" said Vega.
"It's about 12:30pm."
"OH MY GOD! I missed my first two classes." Yelled Vega.
"Hey don't worry. You've never missed class before, so I don't think you're in any trouble." Said Vegeta.
"Why didn't you wake me?" said Vega floating to the floor.
"Piccolo told me not to. He said something about you need a good nights rest." Vegeta said, "Why did you sleep here last night, by the way?"
"Because Piccolo didn't want me sleeping on the lobby couch." Said Vega trying not to be to revealing about her problem
"And why were you sleeping on the lobby couch?"
"Because my roommates need their privacy."
"What?" questioned a confused Vegeta?
"Ok," said Vega giving up on keeping her secret, "my roommates for the last week and a half have had the red ribbon on the door, which means their boyfriends are over and they need their privacy."
"You have been sleeping on the lobby couch for a week and a half!" yelled Vegeta.
"Yea." Replied Vega.
"You need to move in with Bulma and ChiChi, they don't have a third roommate."
"It took me forever to move that stuff in, I don't want to have to do it all over again." Replied Vega.
"We'll all help you. It won't take long at all, think about it at least."
"Well, I'm not going to think about it until YOU find out if it's cool with them." Said Vega.
"What, why do I have to ask?" whined Vegeta.
"Because it was your idea, and you have a crush on Bulma." teased Vega.
"I DO NOT!!" yelled Vegeta.
"Oh really, then why have you been getting help in Calculus from her?" interrogated Vega.
"Umm, could it be because I'm having hard time with the class." Sarcastically replied Vegeta.
"Oh yea right, you never ask for help for anything and you suddenly are getting help from Bulma. I think you like her, plus I hear her boyfriend is a jerk. Keep your eyes open." Said Vega.
"You must enjoy hearing yourself talk."
"Yea, I do, but it's even better when you listen." Said Vega picking up her coat and bag, "Anyhow, I'm going back to my room now. I should be able to get in."
"Alright, go change and let's go get some lunch." Said Vegeta.
"Alright, I guess." Replied Vega.
"I'll be down in like a half hour or so, ok."
"Ok, see ya soon." Said Vega walking out the door.

Vega got down to her room and the ribbon was gone. She breathed a sigh of relief. She did not want to have to put the clothing she was wearing last night back on to go to lunch. She put her key in the door and walked in. As she walked into the room she was shocked to see how trashed it was. Beer bottles everywhere, empty boxes of pizza and chip bags everywhere. But what enraged Vega the most was her bed. On her bed was a bottle of what looked to be red wine and its contents spilled all over it.
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Vega. She walked over to it and pick up the throw blanket on her bed. This blanket was very dear to her. It was her mother's royal cloak. Vega turned it into a blanket of sorts after her mother's death, when she was very young. Now the blanket was ruined. Vega began to cry.
"Oh, god, what do I do? I don't know how to clean this. I've never cleaned it. It's all I have left of mother, now it's destroyed." Vega put the blanket on her desk chair and pulled her blankets and pillows off her bed and quickly took them down to the laundry room and threw them in the wash. She went back to her room and swept every thing that was around her bed and desk over by Laila and Tish's bed. Then went to change. She came out wearing her training gear, because she had combat training after lunch. Just then, Laila and Tish walked in. Vega just glared at them.
"OOO, looks like the warrior is a bit mad today." Hissed Tish.
"Why?" asked Vega.
"Why what, Alien Princess." Snapped Laila.
"Why did you dump red wine all over my bed?" asked Vega trying to hold back her anger.
"We didn't dump wine on your bed, it spilled and we left it." Said Laila. Vega was angered beyond competent thinking at this point. She turned her back to her roommates and held her left hand up to the side and created a medium sized energy ball. Her roommates, who had no idea she was capable of such things, stood back in fear as Vega turned to face them.
"Oh wow, it looks like I made a energy ball." Keeping the blast from the ball contained in its sphere form, she tossed it on Laila's bed. "I guess I'll just leave it there, but then again, my presence in this room might just keep it from exploding." Expressionless Vega just looked at them. Just them Vegeta walked into the room, also in his training gear.
"Vega, what are you doing?" Vega looked at her brother with a tear in her eye.
"They destroyed mother's cloak."
"WHAT!" Vegeta glared at her roommates. He had half a mind to blow them into oblivion, but then regained his cool. "Vega, stop the sphere." Vega said nothing. "Vega, stop the blast!"
"Yea, Vega, please stop the blast." Cried Laila, "We're sorry, we're really really sorry."
"Oh now, you're sorry. Sorry for treating me like something you dug out of your ear since I moved in. Sorry for making me sleep on the lobby couch for the past week and a half while you humped your boyfriends. Sorry for destroying the only thing I have left of my mother. You're sorry, WELL SORRY ISN'T GOING TO CUT IT!" Vega yelled raising her hand in the air, ready to detonate the sphere.
"VEGA! CALM DOWN!" Vegeta moved right in front of her and grabbed her hand in the air. "VEGA! Look at me! Look in my eyes." Vega shifted her eyes to Vegeta's, "Call off the sphere. Later today, you're moving out of here and into my room if necessary. You won't live with them another day." Vega had tears welling in her eyes.
"I can't remember her face, and they destroyed the only thing I have left of her." With that Vega retracted the sphere off the bed and back into her being. Vega walked away from Vegeta and grabbed her duffel bag and walked out the door with out saying anything to anyone. Vegeta looked at Laila and Tish.
"You know, she was worried about people like you when we started here. She knows nothing about earth; you just gave her one more reason to hate it here. I'm moving her out of this room today, so you win. But, bear this in mind, if anything more of hers is broken or destroyed before we come back to move, I swear I let the next sphere explode." With that Vegeta picked up his bag and walked out the door. Sensing her Ki in the lobby he went there to get her. She was sitting on the couch when he found her.
"You all right?" asked Vegeta.
"I don't know how I'm going to clean mom's cloak."
"We'll send it to dad, I'm sure he knows how to clean it. Come on, we have a lot to do now. I'm skipping biology and we're going to move you out of that room."
"Where to?"
"Into my room if we have to, but I'm sure Bulma and ChiChi would love to have you as their roommate." Vega flashed him a weak smile.
"You know, I could have just killed them and got A's for the semester. I could have blamed the blast on a gas pipe or something."
"Shut up, Vega." Vegeta said laughing, "Let's go to lunch."

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Hi everyone, I'm starting the next chapter right now. I'm finding so much solace in writing right now. Like I said this is going to be 2-4 storied rolled into one big happy fun ball. I hope you like it. I'll try and post the next chapter ASAP.

Vegea.