Disclaimer: I don't own anything here but my cat and me
Why didn't hardly anyone review? Geez in 2 months only 3 reviews how do you think I feel? C'mon review or I'll stop. I might be making a new fic so look for it. Shout out to my friends and fans of course. EVIL COWS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oops…temporarily lost what's left of my sanity
The Search for Kee's cat 2
The scene takes place at Kee's room where he is working on his cat shrine a bit recovered from the disaster as he is making a Binx statue.
Kee: Must work cannot stop must work.
Dart walks in
Dart: Hi Kee how are you?
Kee: CHILD MOLESTATION CHILD MOLESTATION HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Dart: NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Police in out of nowhere and beat Dart and take him away. Kee just twitches
Alright now we're gonna check on everyone's favorite character, Meru
Asia
Meru: C'mon Luna lets go look for Kee's cat
Meru's cat goes crazy and bites her
Meru: HELP! HELP! MY PUSSY HAS GONE CRAZY!!!!!!
Everyone: Wow!
Meru: No no my cat
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh
Meru: HMPH!!! Hmm no cat besides Luna here. I'll just buy him a new cat and some comics
Meru buys a cute gray hairy kitty and some hentai magazines. She doesn't know what hentai is (for the people that don't know hentai is anime cartoon porn. I was really disturbed when I saw it and didn't know. I can no longer look at sailor Jupiter or Goku from dbz ever again)
Back at home
Kee: Chickens kill drown us in milk and kill us all before I do
Slight voice: Meow
Kee: Wha?!! It came from under my bed…
Voice: Meow meow
Kee looks under his bed and looks at an endless portal with everything in it. He searches around
Kee: Statue of liberty, celebrities that disappeared off the face of the earth, boogeyman, WHATS THIS!?
Kee pulls out and finds Binx.
Kee: BINX I FOUND YOU YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Binx: Meow
Kee calls everyone and makes them come back. 2 weeks later. Everyone is back excepts for Rose. The cats are all playing
Kee: Thank you all for helping. But thanks to you Meru, Lloyd is hooked on those magazines you brought
Lloyd: ::drools::
Meru: Yup I did that…Kee but the knife down
Kee: Ok…you got lucky Lloyd
Lloyd leaves
Shana: I was constantly whistled and butt-tapped by the same guy…Oh well I got attention
Kongol: I lost 600lbs on the slimfast plan
Albert: I gained 5lbs doin nothing
Haschel: Where's Rose?
Kee: I dunno too much static over the phone
Antarctica
Rose is stuck in a block of ice (Note: tee hee hee)
Rose: Son-of-a-bitch brat and his f***ing cat
The End
Do you like? I hope so I worked hard. Now please please ppppllllllllleeeeeaaaaasseeeee review (authors if you do I will try my best to review a few ( )
Why didn't hardly anyone review? Geez in 2 months only 3 reviews how do you think I feel? C'mon review or I'll stop. I might be making a new fic so look for it. Shout out to my friends and fans of course. EVIL COWS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oops…temporarily lost what's left of my sanity
The Search for Kee's cat 2
The scene takes place at Kee's room where he is working on his cat shrine a bit recovered from the disaster as he is making a Binx statue.
Kee: Must work cannot stop must work.
Dart walks in
Dart: Hi Kee how are you?
Kee: CHILD MOLESTATION CHILD MOLESTATION HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!
Dart: NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Police in out of nowhere and beat Dart and take him away. Kee just twitches
Alright now we're gonna check on everyone's favorite character, Meru
Asia
Meru: C'mon Luna lets go look for Kee's cat
Meru's cat goes crazy and bites her
Meru: HELP! HELP! MY PUSSY HAS GONE CRAZY!!!!!!
Everyone: Wow!
Meru: No no my cat
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh
Meru: HMPH!!! Hmm no cat besides Luna here. I'll just buy him a new cat and some comics
Meru buys a cute gray hairy kitty and some hentai magazines. She doesn't know what hentai is (for the people that don't know hentai is anime cartoon porn. I was really disturbed when I saw it and didn't know. I can no longer look at sailor Jupiter or Goku from dbz ever again)
Back at home
Kee: Chickens kill drown us in milk and kill us all before I do
Slight voice: Meow
Kee: Wha?!! It came from under my bed…
Voice: Meow meow
Kee looks under his bed and looks at an endless portal with everything in it. He searches around
Kee: Statue of liberty, celebrities that disappeared off the face of the earth, boogeyman, WHATS THIS!?
Kee pulls out and finds Binx.
Kee: BINX I FOUND YOU YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Binx: Meow
Kee calls everyone and makes them come back. 2 weeks later. Everyone is back excepts for Rose. The cats are all playing
Kee: Thank you all for helping. But thanks to you Meru, Lloyd is hooked on those magazines you brought
Lloyd: ::drools::
Meru: Yup I did that…Kee but the knife down
Kee: Ok…you got lucky Lloyd
Lloyd leaves
Shana: I was constantly whistled and butt-tapped by the same guy…Oh well I got attention
Kongol: I lost 600lbs on the slimfast plan
Albert: I gained 5lbs doin nothing
Haschel: Where's Rose?
Kee: I dunno too much static over the phone
Antarctica
Rose is stuck in a block of ice (Note: tee hee hee)
Rose: Son-of-a-bitch brat and his f***ing cat
The End
Do you like? I hope so I worked hard. Now please please ppppllllllllleeeeeaaaaasseeeee review (authors if you do I will try my best to review a few ( )