Disclaimer: If you like that Butt Ugly Martians and Britney Spears DO NOT
send me flames. This is not intentionally meant to critize anyone. My
friend wrote it and I'm just putting it under my account. Though I
personally like it. Please read and review. None of these charcters belong
to us. They belong to Jhonen and Nick.
The Poem of Destruction
There once was a ship that Morons would make,
this story is true! It isn't a fake!
There was this one martian who said to be smart.
But sent down three Butt heads that smelled of a fart.
They hated this Irkin who hated the Earth,
So they tried to kill him.(so much was he worth!)
But the Irkin Did Know of this evil plan,
so the Irkin said "I'll do what I can!"
This Irkin was Zim, A great one to say,
He was sent to Earth from Foodcorti-......ay,
Zim thought slowly for a minute or two,
"I know!" he said "Dib knows what to do!"
Zim called up Dib,and the story did tell
Dib yelled to the sky,"BUMs go to hell !"
Gaz over heard their plan of destruction,
Then she said "Lem' me try to kill um' "
Dib put the phone down, and was ready to run,
Gaz stopped him and said " Take the knife or the gun?"
Gaz , and Dib ran to the store,
where they picked up amunition and more!
Zim and Gir got ready the crusier,
Those butt ugly martians aregonna be gettin' a bruser.
Zim cought up with Gaz who cought up with Dib,
who cought up with Gir! this poem is stupid......
They waited and watched in the sky above,
Then Gir said,"For the Pete of Love!
Gaz gave the robot an evil glare
Then Zim said "Look way up there!!!"
The Martians are here! Finally! at last"
they hit the ground with a big mighty blast.
The Martians were stupid from the very first scene
Dib stared at them strangely, for they were not green.
In fact they were Blue. a crapy blue sight.
for they were so gross, that Gir barfed up the cheese burger he had that last night....
Gaz laughed at them like they were some dorks.
they were but who cares?! it rymes with Porks :)
The Butt Ugly martians used BKM.
their song was so stupid that Gir barfed again!
Zim looked at them strangely.Their singing was bad,
He looked at Gaz and said "That was just sad.."
Gaz grabbed a shovel and whacked a BUM's head.
she didn't care wich one ( just as long as it's dead!)
Zim grabbed a gun out of his bag
Then he said 'This is for Dag-......-get"
He shot the Martian into the sun
"That" he said "was my booster gun!!"
Dib saw the last Martian was a big wimpy baby
He said "Can you let me go? Heh? just mabey?"
Dib laughed, hard, right as he faced him!
he said "Next time don't sing BKM!!"
quickly Dib grabbed his chain saw and then...
no more butt heads to change the time slot again!
Dib threw Gaz and Zim some beers,
Then Gir said " Now Lets Kill Britany Spears!!!"
By Invader Spooty
The Poem of Destruction
There once was a ship that Morons would make,
this story is true! It isn't a fake!
There was this one martian who said to be smart.
But sent down three Butt heads that smelled of a fart.
They hated this Irkin who hated the Earth,
So they tried to kill him.(so much was he worth!)
But the Irkin Did Know of this evil plan,
so the Irkin said "I'll do what I can!"
This Irkin was Zim, A great one to say,
He was sent to Earth from Foodcorti-......ay,
Zim thought slowly for a minute or two,
"I know!" he said "Dib knows what to do!"
Zim called up Dib,and the story did tell
Dib yelled to the sky,"BUMs go to hell !"
Gaz over heard their plan of destruction,
Then she said "Lem' me try to kill um' "
Dib put the phone down, and was ready to run,
Gaz stopped him and said " Take the knife or the gun?"
Gaz , and Dib ran to the store,
where they picked up amunition and more!
Zim and Gir got ready the crusier,
Those butt ugly martians aregonna be gettin' a bruser.
Zim cought up with Gaz who cought up with Dib,
who cought up with Gir! this poem is stupid......
They waited and watched in the sky above,
Then Gir said,"For the Pete of Love!
Gaz gave the robot an evil glare
Then Zim said "Look way up there!!!"
The Martians are here! Finally! at last"
they hit the ground with a big mighty blast.
The Martians were stupid from the very first scene
Dib stared at them strangely, for they were not green.
In fact they were Blue. a crapy blue sight.
for they were so gross, that Gir barfed up the cheese burger he had that last night....
Gaz laughed at them like they were some dorks.
they were but who cares?! it rymes with Porks :)
The Butt Ugly martians used BKM.
their song was so stupid that Gir barfed again!
Zim looked at them strangely.Their singing was bad,
He looked at Gaz and said "That was just sad.."
Gaz grabbed a shovel and whacked a BUM's head.
she didn't care wich one ( just as long as it's dead!)
Zim grabbed a gun out of his bag
Then he said 'This is for Dag-......-get"
He shot the Martian into the sun
"That" he said "was my booster gun!!"
Dib saw the last Martian was a big wimpy baby
He said "Can you let me go? Heh? just mabey?"
Dib laughed, hard, right as he faced him!
he said "Next time don't sing BKM!!"
quickly Dib grabbed his chain saw and then...
no more butt heads to change the time slot again!
Dib threw Gaz and Zim some beers,
Then Gir said " Now Lets Kill Britany Spears!!!"
By Invader Spooty