Disclaimer ~ I don't own any of the anime characters that are in here. Warning!! This fan fiction has character bashing, lang., and a whole bunch of crazy insane writers all in one story. So don't say I didn't warn you.

There is music in the back ground from Gundumn Wing's Rhythm in Motion. The room was dark and a bright light shown down on Tama-chan.

Tama-chan ~ hello and welcome to my bashing characters and basically good all anime fun. Here with me tonight is Copy Cabbit.

Crow ~ Cheers ~

Tama-chan ~ Ledzie who is also one of my closest friends.

Crow ~ Cheers ~

Tama-chan ~ and me

Copy Cabbit ~ appears on stage and bumps Tama-chan out of the spot light ~ lets bring on the males!!

Tama-chan ~ HEY!!!!! ~ gets pushed out of her spot ~

Copy Cabbit ~ First we have……

Tama-chan ~ waite a second just who told you that you could waltz in here and steal my show ~ taps her foot ~

Copy Cabbit ~ Well you invited me what did you think what was going to happen.

Tama-chan ~ well I didn't expect this!!!! ~ the two argue ~

Ledzie ~ sighs ~ Bakas … Ok First we have on the show is Nuriko.

Nuriko ~ is sitting on the chair facing Ledzie ~

Ledzie ~ welcome to the show so tell me why do you dress up as a woman but yet you're a man ?

Nuriko ~ I may be a man but my mind is a woman.

Copy Cabbit & Tama-chan ~ stops and looks at each other than at Lediz ~

Copy Cabbit ~ gets out her wand ~

Tama-chan ~ pulls out her dagger ~

Both ~ sneeks up on Ledzie ~

Hotohiro ~ comes out and takes a seat next to Nuriko since he was called out on the stage to gind out why Nuriko liked him. ~

Copy Cabbit & Tama-chan ~ drops weapons and drools ~ Hotohiro …..

Hotohiro ~ huge sweat drop form seeing the two writers drool over him ~

Lediz ~ Never mind the Bakas …. Tell me do you like Nuriko

Tama-chan & Copy Cabbit ~ fuse with anger ~

Hotohrio ~ I love Miaka.

Ledzie ~ lets bring out Miaka

Miaka ~ comes out and sits next to Hotohiro ~

Tama-chan ~ THAT'S IT you called me baka for the last time ~ pounces on Ledzie ~

Copy Cabbit ~ Never mind them, So tell me why would you chose Tamahome over Hotohiro ?

Miaka ~ Well I don't know

Copy Cabbit ~ Lets find out if you had to chose one now who would it be , Tamahome.

Tamahome ~ come out walks past Ledzie and Tama-chan ~

Tama-chan & Lediz ~ stops fighting ~ Taaaaaaammmmmaaaaahhhhhoooooooommmmmeeeeee!!

Tama-chan ~ wacks Lediz over the head and jumps on Tamahome's lap and nuzzles him ~

Tamahome ~ blinks blink ~

Miaka ~ Hey Tama-chan he's mine !!!!!!!

Ledzie ~ no he's mine!

Tama-chan ~ looks up and down his body ~mmm I don't see any of your names on here any where

Both ~ growls ~

Ledzie ~ Baka !!

Tama-chan ~ Takes a pen and writes on him her name ~ See See he has my name on him , so that makes him MINE !

Ledzie ~ to Copy Cabbit ~ can I kill her

Miaka ~ I will help, please!

Copy Cabbit ~ No Killing allow.

Nuriko ~ starts to hang on Hotohiro ~

Copy Cabbit ~ Cross dresser , you cross the wrong line

Nuriko ~ have I

Taski ~ walks on stage naked holding a half empty bottle of saki ~

Everyone ~ stops and stares ~

Tama-chan & Lediz ~ drools ~

Taski ~ shrugs and walks off stage behide the curtains ~

Lediz ~ runs after Taski with a huge grin on her face ~

Everyone ~ starts back to fighting ~

Chichri ~ And this is the ending of the show join us next time NA NO DA !!!!

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