Yes, I'm writing another fan-fic. This one's a bit different, they're in college! They begging might be boring, but it'll get better – PROMISE!! So enjoy!!!!

Disclaimer: Once again, I am not Jhonen Vansquez. I was never Jhonen Vansquez, and I will never be Jhonen Vansquez. SOOOOO…I will never, or ever, or have ever own or owned any of the Invader Zim characters – Jhonen does. He is the genius, not me (get it?). Also, I do not run Nickelodeon or work for them, so I do not have anything to do with Invader Zim except be a loyal fan, and passionately hate the BUM. SO PLEASE DON'T SUE ME – I'M ONLY 16 (yes, sad, I know – but 17 in like 15 days!)!!! Once again, this was brought to you by boredom…and insanity – can't forget my insanity!! For much insane am I. Woah…. I sound like Yoda! No, I don't own him either – so don't sue me George Lucas! Yes, I a m rather paranoid – one of my many gifts ^_^ (or is it a curse?). Errr…yea. That's it. Now why are my Disclaimer's ALWAYS longer than my intro's? The world may nevein his book again. Gaz glared at him and he could hear the familiar sounds of her GSX. He was so tempted to throw that thing out the window, but dared not too, remembering the last time he did that she threw HIM out the window.

It has been ages since he'd done any real studies on the paranormal of his own. Not like the Middle Skool days when Zim first came to Earth. But when his dad got transferred to St. Louis, the whole family had to move. Dib hated that day…for her knew he wouldn't be able to stop Zim from whatever evil stuff he was up to. Oh sure, they fought online, sent new virus's to each other they had built themselves, and sent explosive devises in the mail to each other, but besides those minor annoyances – that's all they could do. They would play violent online games to see who "was the best" as well, Dib mostly won since Gaz would give him tips. Zim unfortunately, was clever in sending stuff in the mail. One time, Dib remembered, Zim had sent him a small bomb that blew up when he opened it. Yea…those were the good days. He was surprised Zim hadn't taken over the Earth without Dib there…then again, Zim was a moron.

But finally, he had made it out of the tortures of the popular kid's from high skool, and into the mature (hopefully) kids of college. College, he couldn't believe it! Dib was so happy the day he'd got the acceptance from Harvard University. Being the son of Professor Membrane helped when it came to college searches. But Dib knew he'd do well. He always got A's in middle skool and high skool. So he had to do well in college. Finally, they pulled up to the university's driveway. Dib put his book down and looked out the window wide-eyed. This was it. He smiled down at Gaz.

"Well Gaz, after this, you won't be seeing much of me!"

Gaz smiled too, but more of an evil grin than a smile. "Thank god." Looks up at him hopeful "Can I have your room?"

"Gaz!"

"Kidding…kidding." ::muttering:: "yea right…"

They got out of the car and carried all of Dib's boxes full of computer stuff and stuff for him, and made it to the very crowded elevator. Everyone stared at them as if they were insane. Dib tried not to look at them. The doors opened and they made his way towards his dorm. Dib dropped off all of his stuff on his bed. He called the top bunk since his roommate wasn't here yet. He wondered what his roommate would be like as he said goodbye to his family (well…his father anyway, Gaz completely ignored him () and he began to set up as they left. Only shortly after did they leave, he heard a nock on the door. Excited to see who his roommate was, he jumped down from his top bunk and ran for the door…