Yea, it's me again. Hi! I'm finally doing these chapter thingies…not like
my other two fan-fics (The Pizza Invasion, and The Hideous New Kid).
But…welcome to CHAPTER TWO!! Woah…two whole chapters! Don't you feel
special? N/m. I'm surprised you're still reading this STUFF. Take a wild
guess who the roommate is ::wink, wink::. ::sighs:: but it WILL get
better…promise. How about a nice review? ::gives Gir puppy-eyed face::
pwease? I don't mind flammers (not that I've gotten any ::shifty eyes::) so
feel free!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CAHRACTERS! I DO NOT OWN NICK! I DO NOT WORK FOR NICK! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED (blah, blah, blah)! JHONEN VANSQUEZ OWNS ALL!!! BOW TO HIM MEATBAG! NOW I SAID BOW ….NOW!!!! YOUR STILL NOT BOWING! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH ::chokes:: MWAHAHAHAHHA! ::takes a deep breath from screaming/laughing:: sorry, got carried away. Hehe…anywho … READ!!!! AND ENJOY!!!! WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?! Oh yea, I don't own the Twilight Zone or The X-Files. Chris Charter owns X-Files, and I have no clue who owns Twilight Zone, just….SOMEONE ELSE! ::sighs:: too bad they don't make the fine print that's very important and everyone skips this fun as FFN (FanFiction.net)'s disclaimers do! So don't sue me – that's the whole point of the disclaimers!!! ::sigh:: another disclaimer longer than the introductions…anyone else see something wrong with that??
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Chapter Two: The Roommate ::dramatic music:
Dib's eyes widened when he saw the tall, familiar figure glaring at him through the door.
"Hello DIB" said the somewhat taller green kid whom we all know as Zim. Zim tried to act as surprised as Dib was.
Dib's jaw practically dropped to the floor when he saw him. "Zim?" Dib gulped. "You're… you're my roommate?"
"Why of coarse I am, stupid!" He said as he walked inside and shoved Dib to the floor. He glanced down at Dib to see how he's changed since they last saw each other in 8th grade. "I see you haven't changed any." He said at last. "Still the stupid stink-beast worm baby."
Dib glared at him, but it was true – he hasn't changed any. Dib was a little taller, but he still had that spiked hair that was slicked back, and he still had a trench coat with the frowning smiley face, and the same thick black glasses on his giant head. Zim hadn't changed much either. Only growing about a couple of feet, he was still green and he hadn't changed his disguise at all. Nor, to Dib's disappointment, did his personality change.
"Still trying to take over the world ZIM?"
"I'm not trying, I practically have!"
"Yea right." Looks worried "Their MUST be some kind of mistake! You can't be my roommate!" Eyes him suspiciously "How'd you get into Harvard anyway?"
"Like it was hard? Besides, I'm the genius here." He snickered as he goes into a flashback of how he DID acutely get into Harvard (because Zim's still a moron, as we all know ^_^)
::a wave of smoke goes by Zim and Dib and we are in a FLASHBACK! Yes, cue twilight Zone theme music now! Rod Sterling (I think that's the dude that hosts the show) enters the "stage"…::
You are now entering a new dimension of sound, sight, and mind. You are now entering ((duh, dun, duh!)) The Twilight Zone!!! (Zim's voice in background) "Of Doom…Twilight Zone of Doom!" ::Rod sighs:: Very well. ::sighs:: you are now entering the Twilight Zone of DOOM. Happy now? (Zim's voice) yes! ::cue Twilight Zone music again…::
It was almost a year ago, and Zim had to pick a college so he would be considered a "normal" human – since most human stink-worm children go to college after high skool. He wanted it to be a respectable one, so people would respect him. If he had their respect, than he could mind-control him somehow he thought, if they respected him. It was late at night and he was researching for colleges, ignoring Gir's constant racket.
"Computer…tell me more about this filthy 'college'"
As the computer told him about STUFF that is boring and unnecessary to the plot (::yawns:: I NEED a plot bunny ::shifty eyes::…don't ask!), he saw a advertisement for Harvard University.
"Computer, what are my chances of getting into this 'Harvard University'?"
"No chance sir"
"Oh yea?!?" Waves his fists angrily "We'll see about – no one rejects the all-mighty Zim…NO ONE!!"
He grabs Gir and races to his Voot-Cruiser.
Gir looks excited, more so than usual. He screeched "OOOOO!!! Where are we going?"
"I'll tell you Gir…"
"WHERE ARE WE GOING?"
::rolls his eyes:: "We're going to Harvard University of Doom!"
"ooooo!!! Do they make Piggies?"
"No Gir, they make stupid people stupider!"
"OOOO….can I come?" ::starts singing the doom song::
He ignored that last stupid comment and flew off to Harvard. In no time, he was at the administration offices.
"Ok Gir, your job is simple. Stay here, guard the Voot Cruiser, and DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE!"
Gir saluted and Zim was off. He used his spider-legs and crawled on the side of the building to the window of the acceptance office of doom. He crawled inside. There was someone working VERY late there, to Zim's surprise. He pulled out a hypnotizing beam of doom (which he made himself) and fired it at the person. He handed the dude working there his application, and made the person put it in the "accepted no matter what" pile. But just then, Gir came flying in the window! (oh yea, talk about suspense here people. ::rolls eyes::)
"GIR! What are you doing here?"
"I WANT A PIGGIE!"
"I told you Gir – they don't make Piggies!"
"Awwww…why not?"
"I don't know."
"Why not?"
"I don't know Gir!"
"Why…"
"SILIENCE GIR!"
Gir gave his sad puppy eyed (you know, the one from 'Bad, Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy'? Makes me go "awwww" every time () face at Zim.
"It's not my fault Gir!" But it was too late, Gir jumped on Zim and hugged him as if Zim were the piggy! Zim waved around until Gir let go and forced Zim to fall over a cabinet, knocking down important files of STUFF and making a HUGE mess! Zim looked annoyed and glanced around the files. On top of the manila folders, were the student's names of who was going to be a new freshman this year. But one name caught his attention: Dib Membrane. It was that horrible human who was the only one (and still the only one) who knew his true identity (that he was an alien…duh!). His eyes narrowed at the folder, to think, they that he would be going to skool once again with his arch rival. He thought about that for a while, at the same time the poor person who he hypnotized earlier had spinning red swirl eyes and a dazed look like Gir always had. He picked it up and glared as he saw a picture of a smiling Dib on the front, paper-clipped to a bunch of STUFF, which once again is not important to the plot. Oh how he wanted to rip the picture in shreds! He glared at that cute smile on Dib's face and wanted to make that into a look of horror as Zim killed him! Then Zim laughed out loud in his evil, yet cute way. If HE was Dib's roommate, then he could find out all kind of Dib's secretes. Or at the very least, annoy him until Dib can't take it anymore and move out of the skool and he becomes a failure, and no longer a threat to Zim's mission. There is more smoke as Zim continues to laugh evillishly-cute ((oooo…another of my own words! Spiffy!)) and Rod Starling comes back. "You are now leaving the Twilight Zone…::sighs:: of doom. I don't know how you did, but you did. Not many people can leave the Twilight Zone (Zim's voice, faint but still noticeable) OF DOOM! ::Rod, ignoring Zim:: but I suppose the Narrator ((ahem, me!)) got bored, or tired, or had to do homework…or maybe just bored….but for whatever the reason, you are now leaving ((duh dun duh!)) The Twilight Zone (TZ) ::cue TZ music:: (Zim's voice) OF DOOM…The Twilight Zone of DOOM!!!!! ::smoky-smoke comes back and you see the dorm room of doom again::
But Zim decided to leave that part out to Dib. Dib has another annoyed look on his face as Zim hopped on the top bunk.
"Hey Zim – that's mine!"
Zim smiled evilly, he knew this was a good idea! "Not anymore DIB! It's mine!" He throws the stuff over the side, and Dib runs to catch it. Zim peeled off all of Dib's alien posters, and especially the one "I want you to believe" (ya know, like Mulder had in his office of The X-Files:: cue X- Files theme song::) and it landed on Dib's HUGE, GIGANTIC head.
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Woah… you made it past the second chapter! Well, I hope you've enjoyed it. Lots of things on my mind right now – so perhaps that's why it's not so good. I will post Chapter Three soon. It's full of STUFF so please come back and read it. And I'm not sure if Rod Starling was the host of Twilight Zone or not, but I think so. Correct me if I'm wrong, been ages since I've seen Twilight Zone. I got bored, oh so very, very, very bored – can you tell?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CAHRACTERS! I DO NOT OWN NICK! I DO NOT WORK FOR NICK! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED (blah, blah, blah)! JHONEN VANSQUEZ OWNS ALL!!! BOW TO HIM MEATBAG! NOW I SAID BOW ….NOW!!!! YOUR STILL NOT BOWING! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAH ::chokes:: MWAHAHAHAHHA! ::takes a deep breath from screaming/laughing:: sorry, got carried away. Hehe…anywho … READ!!!! AND ENJOY!!!! WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?! Oh yea, I don't own the Twilight Zone or The X-Files. Chris Charter owns X-Files, and I have no clue who owns Twilight Zone, just….SOMEONE ELSE! ::sighs:: too bad they don't make the fine print that's very important and everyone skips this fun as FFN (FanFiction.net)'s disclaimers do! So don't sue me – that's the whole point of the disclaimers!!! ::sigh:: another disclaimer longer than the introductions…anyone else see something wrong with that??
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Chapter Two: The Roommate ::dramatic music:
Dib's eyes widened when he saw the tall, familiar figure glaring at him through the door.
"Hello DIB" said the somewhat taller green kid whom we all know as Zim. Zim tried to act as surprised as Dib was.
Dib's jaw practically dropped to the floor when he saw him. "Zim?" Dib gulped. "You're… you're my roommate?"
"Why of coarse I am, stupid!" He said as he walked inside and shoved Dib to the floor. He glanced down at Dib to see how he's changed since they last saw each other in 8th grade. "I see you haven't changed any." He said at last. "Still the stupid stink-beast worm baby."
Dib glared at him, but it was true – he hasn't changed any. Dib was a little taller, but he still had that spiked hair that was slicked back, and he still had a trench coat with the frowning smiley face, and the same thick black glasses on his giant head. Zim hadn't changed much either. Only growing about a couple of feet, he was still green and he hadn't changed his disguise at all. Nor, to Dib's disappointment, did his personality change.
"Still trying to take over the world ZIM?"
"I'm not trying, I practically have!"
"Yea right." Looks worried "Their MUST be some kind of mistake! You can't be my roommate!" Eyes him suspiciously "How'd you get into Harvard anyway?"
"Like it was hard? Besides, I'm the genius here." He snickered as he goes into a flashback of how he DID acutely get into Harvard (because Zim's still a moron, as we all know ^_^)
::a wave of smoke goes by Zim and Dib and we are in a FLASHBACK! Yes, cue twilight Zone theme music now! Rod Sterling (I think that's the dude that hosts the show) enters the "stage"…::
You are now entering a new dimension of sound, sight, and mind. You are now entering ((duh, dun, duh!)) The Twilight Zone!!! (Zim's voice in background) "Of Doom…Twilight Zone of Doom!" ::Rod sighs:: Very well. ::sighs:: you are now entering the Twilight Zone of DOOM. Happy now? (Zim's voice) yes! ::cue Twilight Zone music again…::
It was almost a year ago, and Zim had to pick a college so he would be considered a "normal" human – since most human stink-worm children go to college after high skool. He wanted it to be a respectable one, so people would respect him. If he had their respect, than he could mind-control him somehow he thought, if they respected him. It was late at night and he was researching for colleges, ignoring Gir's constant racket.
"Computer…tell me more about this filthy 'college'"
As the computer told him about STUFF that is boring and unnecessary to the plot (::yawns:: I NEED a plot bunny ::shifty eyes::…don't ask!), he saw a advertisement for Harvard University.
"Computer, what are my chances of getting into this 'Harvard University'?"
"No chance sir"
"Oh yea?!?" Waves his fists angrily "We'll see about – no one rejects the all-mighty Zim…NO ONE!!"
He grabs Gir and races to his Voot-Cruiser.
Gir looks excited, more so than usual. He screeched "OOOOO!!! Where are we going?"
"I'll tell you Gir…"
"WHERE ARE WE GOING?"
::rolls his eyes:: "We're going to Harvard University of Doom!"
"ooooo!!! Do they make Piggies?"
"No Gir, they make stupid people stupider!"
"OOOO….can I come?" ::starts singing the doom song::
He ignored that last stupid comment and flew off to Harvard. In no time, he was at the administration offices.
"Ok Gir, your job is simple. Stay here, guard the Voot Cruiser, and DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE!"
Gir saluted and Zim was off. He used his spider-legs and crawled on the side of the building to the window of the acceptance office of doom. He crawled inside. There was someone working VERY late there, to Zim's surprise. He pulled out a hypnotizing beam of doom (which he made himself) and fired it at the person. He handed the dude working there his application, and made the person put it in the "accepted no matter what" pile. But just then, Gir came flying in the window! (oh yea, talk about suspense here people. ::rolls eyes::)
"GIR! What are you doing here?"
"I WANT A PIGGIE!"
"I told you Gir – they don't make Piggies!"
"Awwww…why not?"
"I don't know."
"Why not?"
"I don't know Gir!"
"Why…"
"SILIENCE GIR!"
Gir gave his sad puppy eyed (you know, the one from 'Bad, Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy'? Makes me go "awwww" every time () face at Zim.
"It's not my fault Gir!" But it was too late, Gir jumped on Zim and hugged him as if Zim were the piggy! Zim waved around until Gir let go and forced Zim to fall over a cabinet, knocking down important files of STUFF and making a HUGE mess! Zim looked annoyed and glanced around the files. On top of the manila folders, were the student's names of who was going to be a new freshman this year. But one name caught his attention: Dib Membrane. It was that horrible human who was the only one (and still the only one) who knew his true identity (that he was an alien…duh!). His eyes narrowed at the folder, to think, they that he would be going to skool once again with his arch rival. He thought about that for a while, at the same time the poor person who he hypnotized earlier had spinning red swirl eyes and a dazed look like Gir always had. He picked it up and glared as he saw a picture of a smiling Dib on the front, paper-clipped to a bunch of STUFF, which once again is not important to the plot. Oh how he wanted to rip the picture in shreds! He glared at that cute smile on Dib's face and wanted to make that into a look of horror as Zim killed him! Then Zim laughed out loud in his evil, yet cute way. If HE was Dib's roommate, then he could find out all kind of Dib's secretes. Or at the very least, annoy him until Dib can't take it anymore and move out of the skool and he becomes a failure, and no longer a threat to Zim's mission. There is more smoke as Zim continues to laugh evillishly-cute ((oooo…another of my own words! Spiffy!)) and Rod Starling comes back. "You are now leaving the Twilight Zone…::sighs:: of doom. I don't know how you did, but you did. Not many people can leave the Twilight Zone (Zim's voice, faint but still noticeable) OF DOOM! ::Rod, ignoring Zim:: but I suppose the Narrator ((ahem, me!)) got bored, or tired, or had to do homework…or maybe just bored….but for whatever the reason, you are now leaving ((duh dun duh!)) The Twilight Zone (TZ) ::cue TZ music:: (Zim's voice) OF DOOM…The Twilight Zone of DOOM!!!!! ::smoky-smoke comes back and you see the dorm room of doom again::
But Zim decided to leave that part out to Dib. Dib has another annoyed look on his face as Zim hopped on the top bunk.
"Hey Zim – that's mine!"
Zim smiled evilly, he knew this was a good idea! "Not anymore DIB! It's mine!" He throws the stuff over the side, and Dib runs to catch it. Zim peeled off all of Dib's alien posters, and especially the one "I want you to believe" (ya know, like Mulder had in his office of The X-Files:: cue X- Files theme song::) and it landed on Dib's HUGE, GIGANTIC head.
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Woah… you made it past the second chapter! Well, I hope you've enjoyed it. Lots of things on my mind right now – so perhaps that's why it's not so good. I will post Chapter Three soon. It's full of STUFF so please come back and read it. And I'm not sure if Rod Starling was the host of Twilight Zone or not, but I think so. Correct me if I'm wrong, been ages since I've seen Twilight Zone. I got bored, oh so very, very, very bored – can you tell?