YAY! Chapter three. And the peasants rejoice! ::false enthusiasm:: yay….
((hehe gotta love Monty Python! And no, I don't own that either – I'm not
even British!)). Anywho, I have no idea where this thingy thing of doom is
going, except doom. So with the theme song for Samuri Jack (a very awesome
show, don't ask – and I DON'T own that either) in my head, and little
inspiration, I just type and hope it's good. ::sigh:: lack of inspiration –
good thing I'm bored. Sorry about the stupid tittle couldn't think of
anything else. And it relates to the chapter. Oh so bored! Stupid
punishment! A little word of advise – don't sneak internet in your room
behind parents back, they're bound to find out when the package arrives in
the mail ; p. Now I'm grounded until summer – again! Oh, yay, now it's
time for the disclaimer…more "rejoicing". Stupid government and their
stupid laws…I mean ::shifty eyes:: ::whistle's innocently and walks away::…
Disclaimer: yippy…ANOTHER disclaimer. ::sighs:: Jhonen Vansquez owns all Invader Zim characters. He created the show, he is the genius. I DID NOT create the show I AM NOT the genius (and I don't think you bowed to him yet ::evil glare::). I do not work for Nick, Nick airs the show. All rights reserved and all that crap. Stupid disclaimers…. ::sigh:: there – I said it. Now you can't sue me ::sticks tongue out immaturely::. Wow, for once the introduction was longer than the disclaimer – it's a miracle! Mmmm….I could use some coffee right now…coffee….::runs off to Starbucks – which is evil! And will be out of business in thirty years! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, I didn't say that::
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Chapter Three: The Gir Hug (why oh why are you still reading this? Bored too? You poor doomed child)
Dib took his poster off his head and narrowed his eyes at Zim. He could tell this was going to be a very long year. When he was done resetting his stuff, he got up and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Zim asked Dib suspiciously.
"Like I'm going to tell you. Why do you care anyway?"
"Because DIB, you could be trying to stop me!"
"Stop you?" eyes him suspiciously "from what?"
"Errr…nothing."
"Tell me!"
"NEVER!" Zim lunged on Dib and started to strangle him. Just then, there was a nock on the door. It was the hall monitor person thingy. She opened the door and looked in. She looked down at them.
"Are you two alright?"
"Oh just fine" said Dib as he shoved Zim off him "having an alien for a roommate is just fine."
She gave Dib a weird look as Zim shook his head.
"I am a normal human boy. This kid is a freak…and his head is big."
The lady eyed Dib suspiciously "Well, his head IS big. That must mean is crazy."
Dib was furious. "I am not crazy! ::points to Zim:: He's an alien – and my head's not big!"
Zim and the lady began laughing so hard that the lady's eyes were watering.
"Sure kid, whatever you say." Slams the door behind her and goes somewhere that isn't important to the story (or is it? Hehehe… cue x-files music again!).
Dib glared at Zim and walked towards the door again. Just then, there was a rat-tat-tat ((ooo…personification, man I pay too much attention at skool! EVIL SKOOL!)) on the window. Zim smiled and opened it up. Gir climbed through with some more of Zim's stuff. "Excellent Gir, glad you could make it." He said as he grabbed his stuff.
Gir hopped on Dib's bed and curled up on the pillow, falling asleep.
"Wait a minute!" protested Dib "that…that thing can't live here!"
"Why not? I can't just leave him in my lab" Zim shuddered "he'd destroy it!"
"Well he's not sleeping in my bed!" Dib picked up Gir to throw at Zim, but Gir waved at Dib and hugged him. Zim was laughing insanely and watched Gir "attack" Dib. Finally, both Gir and Dib came crashing on Dib's bed. Dib struggled to pull Gir off, but Gir hugged him so tight that Dib was started to turn blue.
"Zim! Get him off me!"
But Zim kept laughing, enjoying this all so much.
"Hey, Gir was it? Gir, I'll give you a taco!"
Gir looked at Dib, still clinging on to him. "Taco?"
"Yes Gir, a big juicy taco! Just…just get off me!"
"Ok!" Gir looks at Dib "hey, first you give me a taco!"
Dib looked annoyed. "Fine, lets go Gir." And Dib got up and walked towards the door, face turning purple. Zim's eyes widened.
"What are you doing with my robot?"
Dib rolled his eyes, gasping for air "getting him a taco."
"NOOO! Not without his disguise!" looks annoyed "Fine. Gir, get off him!"
"But I want a taco!"
"NOW GIR!"
"awww….I want a taco!" Gir slid off Dib and gave Zim the puppy-eyed face again. Dib breathed heavily and collapsed on the bed. Dib, slowly turning back to normal, got up and glared at Zim.
"He could have killed me!"
"Your point?"
Dib glared at Zim and got ready for bed, then went to sleep. Trying to ignore Gir, who was sleeping on his head.
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The days went by very slow. The two enemies annoyed each other as much as they could. It seemed as if they had all the classes together (another of Zim's doing). Zim would throw Dib paper airplanes that exploded when it hit Dib's head in English, and in Science Dib would try and expose Zim to the professor. But of coarse, no one believed him. At nights, Zim would stay in the dorm and plan for his next big idea to destroy Earth, and Dib would go somewhere – anywhere to get away from Zim. However, one night, Dib was gone very late. Zim glanced at the clock – it was 3:30 in the morning and Dib hadn't returned yet. Not that he was worried about the stink-beast, it's just that Dib could be anywhere. Even exposing him! Now that they lived together, it could be very easy for Dib to snap a picture of Zim when Zim wasn't looking. Zim shuddered, but no, Zim had a close eye on Dib – they're was no way Dib could have gotten "evidence". But where could he be?
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Wow…another chapter done. Hehe a cliffhanger too! I think I'll wait a while to publish the next one…just to keep you in suspense. But alas, the boredom got to me too. So now, I have to write more! MORE! MWAHHAHAHAHAAHHA ::chokes:: MWAHAHAHAHA! Why am I laughing? ::bows head in shame:: I do not know. Is it getting better or should I just stop? PLEASE TELL ME BY REVIEWING!!! I CAN HANDEL THE HARSH TRUTH!!!!! No really, if it sucks tell me! I could go on forever with this pointless story. Why? I don't know! I should be writing my other story, and my story for English, but errr…you know…
Disclaimer: yippy…ANOTHER disclaimer. ::sighs:: Jhonen Vansquez owns all Invader Zim characters. He created the show, he is the genius. I DID NOT create the show I AM NOT the genius (and I don't think you bowed to him yet ::evil glare::). I do not work for Nick, Nick airs the show. All rights reserved and all that crap. Stupid disclaimers…. ::sigh:: there – I said it. Now you can't sue me ::sticks tongue out immaturely::. Wow, for once the introduction was longer than the disclaimer – it's a miracle! Mmmm….I could use some coffee right now…coffee….::runs off to Starbucks – which is evil! And will be out of business in thirty years! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! I mean, I didn't say that::
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Chapter Three: The Gir Hug (why oh why are you still reading this? Bored too? You poor doomed child)
Dib took his poster off his head and narrowed his eyes at Zim. He could tell this was going to be a very long year. When he was done resetting his stuff, he got up and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?" Zim asked Dib suspiciously.
"Like I'm going to tell you. Why do you care anyway?"
"Because DIB, you could be trying to stop me!"
"Stop you?" eyes him suspiciously "from what?"
"Errr…nothing."
"Tell me!"
"NEVER!" Zim lunged on Dib and started to strangle him. Just then, there was a nock on the door. It was the hall monitor person thingy. She opened the door and looked in. She looked down at them.
"Are you two alright?"
"Oh just fine" said Dib as he shoved Zim off him "having an alien for a roommate is just fine."
She gave Dib a weird look as Zim shook his head.
"I am a normal human boy. This kid is a freak…and his head is big."
The lady eyed Dib suspiciously "Well, his head IS big. That must mean is crazy."
Dib was furious. "I am not crazy! ::points to Zim:: He's an alien – and my head's not big!"
Zim and the lady began laughing so hard that the lady's eyes were watering.
"Sure kid, whatever you say." Slams the door behind her and goes somewhere that isn't important to the story (or is it? Hehehe… cue x-files music again!).
Dib glared at Zim and walked towards the door again. Just then, there was a rat-tat-tat ((ooo…personification, man I pay too much attention at skool! EVIL SKOOL!)) on the window. Zim smiled and opened it up. Gir climbed through with some more of Zim's stuff. "Excellent Gir, glad you could make it." He said as he grabbed his stuff.
Gir hopped on Dib's bed and curled up on the pillow, falling asleep.
"Wait a minute!" protested Dib "that…that thing can't live here!"
"Why not? I can't just leave him in my lab" Zim shuddered "he'd destroy it!"
"Well he's not sleeping in my bed!" Dib picked up Gir to throw at Zim, but Gir waved at Dib and hugged him. Zim was laughing insanely and watched Gir "attack" Dib. Finally, both Gir and Dib came crashing on Dib's bed. Dib struggled to pull Gir off, but Gir hugged him so tight that Dib was started to turn blue.
"Zim! Get him off me!"
But Zim kept laughing, enjoying this all so much.
"Hey, Gir was it? Gir, I'll give you a taco!"
Gir looked at Dib, still clinging on to him. "Taco?"
"Yes Gir, a big juicy taco! Just…just get off me!"
"Ok!" Gir looks at Dib "hey, first you give me a taco!"
Dib looked annoyed. "Fine, lets go Gir." And Dib got up and walked towards the door, face turning purple. Zim's eyes widened.
"What are you doing with my robot?"
Dib rolled his eyes, gasping for air "getting him a taco."
"NOOO! Not without his disguise!" looks annoyed "Fine. Gir, get off him!"
"But I want a taco!"
"NOW GIR!"
"awww….I want a taco!" Gir slid off Dib and gave Zim the puppy-eyed face again. Dib breathed heavily and collapsed on the bed. Dib, slowly turning back to normal, got up and glared at Zim.
"He could have killed me!"
"Your point?"
Dib glared at Zim and got ready for bed, then went to sleep. Trying to ignore Gir, who was sleeping on his head.
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The days went by very slow. The two enemies annoyed each other as much as they could. It seemed as if they had all the classes together (another of Zim's doing). Zim would throw Dib paper airplanes that exploded when it hit Dib's head in English, and in Science Dib would try and expose Zim to the professor. But of coarse, no one believed him. At nights, Zim would stay in the dorm and plan for his next big idea to destroy Earth, and Dib would go somewhere – anywhere to get away from Zim. However, one night, Dib was gone very late. Zim glanced at the clock – it was 3:30 in the morning and Dib hadn't returned yet. Not that he was worried about the stink-beast, it's just that Dib could be anywhere. Even exposing him! Now that they lived together, it could be very easy for Dib to snap a picture of Zim when Zim wasn't looking. Zim shuddered, but no, Zim had a close eye on Dib – they're was no way Dib could have gotten "evidence". But where could he be?
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Wow…another chapter done. Hehe a cliffhanger too! I think I'll wait a while to publish the next one…just to keep you in suspense. But alas, the boredom got to me too. So now, I have to write more! MORE! MWAHHAHAHAHAAHHA ::chokes:: MWAHAHAHAHA! Why am I laughing? ::bows head in shame:: I do not know. Is it getting better or should I just stop? PLEASE TELL ME BY REVIEWING!!! I CAN HANDEL THE HARSH TRUTH!!!!! No really, if it sucks tell me! I could go on forever with this pointless story. Why? I don't know! I should be writing my other story, and my story for English, but errr…you know…