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There was no loud sounds as Goten and Trunks stared at Goku as if he had a burger stuck up his nose. Goku coughed and absent mindedly brushed his hand underneath his nose while Chichi looked immensely turned on.
"So...can we leave Vegeta to rot and die NOW?" she asked impatiently as she still straddled Goku.
18 smirked "Sure thing, Krillen can handle his anger while we leave. RIGHT KRILLEN?"
Krillen quickly nodded his head and went back to work.
"He's such a good boy" 18 continued "I mean he works 24 and a half hours a day, 7 days a week, and even asks for more working time!"
"Uhh...24 and a half hours?" asked Goku who peered at Krillen who was placing his head underneath the coffee machine.
"Uh huh" nodded 18
"Goku!" Chichi hissed into his ear as she licked it playfully "I want you NOW!"
Goku looked taken back but a smile crept through his face, as he licked his lips looking into Chichi's passion driven eyes.
Everybody just stared at them in bewilderment as suddenly Goku flew off through the empty windowpane, still hugging Chichi.
A moment of silence filled the abandoned group.
"Did Daddy and mommy just disown me?" asked Goten as he watched them disappearing over the horizon.
"Haha, my daddy's still here! He loves me so he took a nap on the floor just to get to know me" Trunks chortled folding his arms
18 glared at them two as she seemed to suddenly have an anxiety attack, she grasped her heart as she realised that now, in the care of her was Goten and Trunks.
"18!" yelled Krillen as he came stumbling out from behind the counter grasping a fire hose "This will clear your nervous breakdown!" as he heroically sprayed her with the hose.
Android 18 spluttered as got drenched. "TURN THE BLASTED THING OFF YOU IDIOTIC MIDGET!" she screamed "I WASN'T HAVING AN NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!"
"Oh" Krillen pathetically said, trying to hide from 18's glare.
"THAT'S HOW I PROCESS DATA!"
"You process data?" asked Krillen who was looking just over the counter
"IF YOU DIDN'T SOAK ME IN WATER EVERY TIME I PROCESSED DATA YOU WOULD KNOW" screamed 18 as she too started having a tantrum, using Vegeta as a mat so she wouldn't ruin her precious floor.
The door of the men's bathroom suddenly flapped open as Gohan fell through the doorway. He looked worse for wear as painfully dragged one foot over another to the table.
"Where's mom and dad?" he asked almost incoherently
"They're out screwing" said 18 flatly while Goten and Trunk's gasped.
"I know how to screw too!" piped Goten "Mom gave me a screwdriver set and I can use it good. I wonder why they don't want me to help them screw?"
18 hit her head repeatedly with her hand while she muttered "stupid, stupid, stupid"
"Heeyy...Gohan's a funny color!" pointed out Trunks, who stepped on Vegeta's slimy face to meet Gohan.
"I like screwing" murmured Goten who looked a little too over enthusiastic.
Gohan put his hand over his mouth and tried to vomit gain, instead he choked on his own tongue.
"Ggghhh...ack..ack...flut....ggghhrr" spluttered Gohan
"No wonder, he's all vomited out" 18 said, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms and lent back on her chair.
Goten and Chibi Trunks started imitating Gohan, both of them smearing sweet and sour sauce on their faces to match the color of Gohan's
Two minutes later, Gohan was now writhing and twitching on the ground. Suffocating from his own tongue. The other's merely watched with disinterest as Gohan is known for many outbursts such as this present one. The gods weren't looking out for Gohan today as he went through the most embarrassing, traumatising, painful day he's ever come through his life. In his fluffy mind, he remembered being ecstatically happy compared to this as he watched his father being hammered to the ground by Cell. 18 tapped her fingers repeatedly on the table in tune with Gohan's pitiful gasps.
"Does NO ONE know the Heimlich manoeuvrer?" asked 18 as she rolled her eyes
Gohan raised his hand while twitching.
"The why didn't you say so?!" 18 watched in amusement as Gohan attempted to relieve himself.
"This is getting repetitive, Gohan" 18 said with no emotion while watching Gohan hit himself in the stomach, again and again.
"FOR GOODNESS SAKE!" 18 screamed as she grabbed the unconscious Vegeta, wrapped him around Gohan's twitching body and pulled.
A sound like the breaking of someone's back (most likely Vegeta's) echoed through the restaurant where the newly arrived customers watched with interest. Gohan coughed and his face returned from being ashen colored to a healthy peachy uh...peach. Spotted with blotches of red.
"Will someone take these drips home?!" 18 huffed impatiently. Gohan Obeyed her outburst and swayed drunkenly around, picking up his new found toys. He grabbed Goten and Trunks around the napes of their necks, while his eyes seemed to be having a mad party as they rolled all over the place in their sockets. Gohan was unaware of the battered Vegeta as he clambered over his body and tried to fly. At least, departing McDonalds.
"Whhheee I'm flying!" called Gohan who was merely running and tripping up on bushes
Trunks gave him a sceptical look as he was being trailed through the grass by Gohan.
Twenty minutes later, it's a miracle anyone can survive the hell Gohan put Goten and Trunks through, whilst he thought he was 'flying'. Being dragged through cow pats, thorn bushes and a strip bar was the least of the activities Gohan pulled off during his 'flying' stunt. But alas, they were home. Well Chibi Trunks wasn't, but lets ignore that hefty fact.
Trunks let out a gasp as he heard strange knocking sounds through the hallway from Chichi and Goku's bedroom.
"I can hear Goku attacking Chi Chi!" Trunks said, mouth open wide in shock
Gohan whizzed around the house, obviously the lack of oxygen when he swallowed his tongue had killed too many brain cells.
"My dad wouldn't do that! Mom's probably having fun with my daddy's screwdriver set. I know I like mine. I can teach you how to!" grinned Goten excitedly
"Oh yay! I love you!" wailed Trunks as he hugged Goten.
They both skipped off through to Goten's bedroom as Gohan ran around the house with no purpose of directly.
**NEXT DAY**
Chichi woke up, a dreamy smile plastered on her face. 'Whatever could make me grin like that?' she thought confused as she sat up in her bed.
"AHH I'm naked!" Chichi screamed as she looked down upon herself. She turned to see Goku rolled up in the foetal position also naked.
"Goku, GOKU! Wake up!" Chichi said panicky as she pushed Goku.
"Iwannaassllleep" mumbled Goku, saliva (hehe, the return of bodily fluids! Sorry Loriko Neko!) dribbling down the side of his mouth.
"I think we DID it!" Chichi waved her arms excitedly as she continued pushing Goku around on their queen sized bed.
Goku sat up instantaneously throwing off the duvet in the process "We did it?" he quipped, as he went into 'thinking mode'. Lowering one eyebrow and tapping his finger near his mouth for 2 minutes he finally pieced the figures together.
"Chichi's naked, I'm naked, we're sleeping in the same bed for once...uhh...I feel light and fluffy!" Goku pointed his finger up and his face lit up "We DID it!"
Chichi burst out crying as she grabbed Goku's bare torso, hugging it, "Oh Goku, thanks to demonic Vegeta, we've learnt to LOVE!" she wailed dramatically, sobbing.
"I love you Chichi!" sniffled Goku as he returned the hug, clutching her tightly.
"Whoever thought Vegeta would be the one to add that 'oompth' to our relationship!?" asked Chichi, her voice being muffled as Goku stroked her messy hair.
"Chichi, speaking of Vegeta..." Goku trailed off as he looked towards the window, grabbing the duvet to cover Chichi as he stormed naked to the window.
Chichi gasped and instantly lost her lovey-dovey expression on her face as she too stared at the window. Her face was now contorted with annoyance and plain hatred.
Vegeta tapped on the window, his upper body was held in a torso cast, a bandage was roughly rolled around his head, and he seemed to have a oxygen tank on his back as some tubes lead up to his nose.
Goku threw open the window, hitting Vegeta who stumbled backwards almost losing his balance as he leant on a crutch.
"What?" asked Goku impatiently as he placed his hands on his bare hips
Vegeta stared, not at Goku but rather at Goku's equipment. A sweat drop appeared at his furrow.
"What?!" Goku's eyebrows lowered as he stood imposingly over the shorter Saiyan.
Vegeta spluttered, his eyes still on Goku's uh, you know! Goku gave a sigh of annoyance as he grabbed his gi, putting it on roughly. Vegeta now turned his head painfully to Chichi who clutched the duvet so hard she was ripping it by barely holding.
Finally Vegeta spoke "I hate you Kakarot, spoiling the body I intend to impregnate AGAIN and AGAIN is wrong" he whispered gruffly sounding nasally due to the tubes going up his nose.
"How'd you know it was again and again?" asked Goku confusedly as he glanced at Chichi who was looking worried.
"Ah...only I know!" Vegeta smirked, well attempted to before grimacing in pain.
Chichi suddenly let out a shriek "How DARE you! I'll rather die three- thousand times over to cell then have you anywhere near me let alone having your HELLSPAWN!"
"You heard my girl, now leave before I set Gohan on you!" Goku threatened trying to close the window.
"Hmph" Vegeta snorted "I am merely requesting your participation in the return of my future servant"
"Return your son my ass" Chichi retorted "you're just using that as an excuse to spy on me and my husband!"
"Oh touche Chichi" Vegeta raised a bandaged finger and started twitching it in the *tsk tsk tsk* manner
Goku had had enough, he pushed Vegeta's head out of their window and pulled the blinds down. Vegeta's voice resounding outside.
"You may be more well endowed then I, Kakarot, but in the end I shall be the one laughing! HHAHAHAHA....haha..huh OWW...I think I broke my neck" whimpered Vegeta as Goku and Chichi listened, enjoying the painful snap emitted from Vegeta.
Meanwhile, Chibi Trunks and Goten had fallen asleep while playing with Goten's screwdriver set. Gohan was nearby, slumped against the fridge, the contents of it cradled on his lap. 6 Videl action figures where placed strategically placed on the floor around Gohan. In front of each doll was a sample of food...an egg, a slice of cheese, slab of butter, a raw fish, etc and suspiciously their clothes seemed to have evaporated.
Gohan coughed as he woke, he spat out a set of miniature clothes, and then when he reached to rub his eyes he found two more sets. His fingers seemed to be wearing the clothes. His nasal cavity was congested also and Gohan had the sinking feeling that the rest of the dolls clothes were lodged up his nose.
Gohan stood up, his eyes widened as he absorbed the scene around him. It was almost like Gohan was having a tea party at the fridge with the Videl dolls.
Gohan hastily tried to clean up, before his parents would see him in this state.
"What did I get up to?" he asked to himself as he momentary flashbacks. He cringed as he remember seeing 18 giving him the Heimlich manoeuvre with Vegeta and then suddenly he remembered going through a strip club...strangely Goten and Trunks were there too.
"It must be a dream" Gohan concluded "Why would I need to go to a strip club when I have these" he muttered madly as he held up a stripped Videl doll grinning like an escaped lunatic
MINI INTERVIEW
MInerva: *huge sweat drop* Oh dear lord, what the hell is this crap?! this chapter should be called, 'when things get X-rated'. Yeah...anyway, I've woken Goten and Trunks and they look so sweet when they're rubbing sleep from their eyes! I don't know about the screw imprints on their face but, hey. They're adorable...so adorable in fact...ARGH! You're so CUTE!
Trunks: Guess what?!
Minerva: *googly eyes* What itty Trunks?
Trunks: *excited voice* You know how at McDonald's, Goten's daddy had a mouse in his pants
Minerva:*cocks eyebrow* Really?
Goten: Yup, aha. That's what Trunks says and he's always right!
Minerva: *clears throat* Uhh...this story is already uh, verging on NC-17 so i may regret asking this but why do you think it grew?
Trunks: *smiles slyly* I bet it was a mouse that turned into a super mouse therefore turning into a RAT!
Goten: *nods enthusiastically* Yup, Trunks is always right!
Minerva: *looks shocked* Eh?! Oh well, you two are just *stutters* just s- so so sweet!
Goten: Thank you kind scary stranger lady!
Minerva: *beams* Awww...c'mon over here and give me a hug! *oblivious to Trunks and Goten giving each other 'what a freak looks' as they hug Minerva*
Minerva: *wipes tear from eyes* I love you two already, here's a dollar for each of you!
*Trunks and Goten gasp in delight and accepts the stingey gift*
Trunks: Can we have $5 if we hug you again?
Minerva: Aww...shucks, sure thing...HEEEEY! Are you manipulating me with your cuteness?
Goten: *Watched Trunks* YeaahhaaaaNO! *looks at Trunks while he shakes his head furiously*
Minerva: Ok then! *As she hugs Goten and Trunks, they struggle for breath*
Here's the money, go do something nice like donating it to the Mental Illness Foundation. Or you might as well just give it to Gohan.
Goten: You know how we went to McDonalds yesterday?
Minerva:*mutters to herself* I'm 17 and I already want two kids, ebony and lavender haired...males...
Goten: Lady? *stares at Minerva who is profusely sweating*
Minerva: ...
Trunks: Hello? *waves hand in front of Minerva's twitching face*
Minerva: *screams* AAAARRRGGGGHHHH...DAMNIT...I WANT A BABY!
Trunks: *innocently* You can call my daddy, he's desperate!
Minerva: *sweat drops* Ahh...no thanks, I've just lost that maternity impulse
Goten: Did you hear what I said?
Minerva: Oh I'm sorry itty bitty Goten! No...*hangs head in shame*
Goten: *hmph* That means an extra four dollars for not listening to me
Minerva: Aw, ok...just wait *rummages through pockets* Um...I'll look in my bag. *Suddenly clicks and turns to glare at Goten* You ARE manipulating me!
Goten: Yup
Trunks: ...
Minerva: ...
Goten: WHAT?!
Minerva: you know...we haven't even started the interview, instead both of YOU have been conducting a interview to me?!
Trunks: I saw you grope Gohan and Mirai Trunks
Goten: *giggles* I groped Aunty 18
Minerva: Do you know what groping is boys?
Trunks: Yeeeeaaahhh...that's when you uh, um. Help someone!
Minerva: Help?
Goten: Yup, I helped 18 clean the floor after Vegeta lost control of his bowel movements.
Minerva: OK...CUT! TIME OUT *breathes heavily in and out* You are dismissed boys, and I'll continue this strange, twisted story.
Chichi walked out of bedroom dressed in her usual attire, Goku following her. Gohan was now on the couch flicking through the channels on their black and white TV. Goten and Trunks were playing 'Pin the tail on the saiyan' Trying to use each other as the saiyan.
"Hello, children" Chichi greeted as she walked into the kitchen
Goku sat next to Gohan watching Gohan with a concerned look on his face.
"Son?" Goku prompted
"What?" mumbled Gohan
"There's a time in a everybody's life when they discover themselves...in a way"
Gohan turned to look at Goku who started twitching nervously as Gohan glared at him
"What are you implying father?"
"I just wanted to say its alright if you have feelings for SH*#! (Poop) Goten! Why?!" Goku winched as he rubbed his butt, a fake monkey tail attached to it
"I was playing a game with Trunks" stated Goten innocently
"Trunks?" Goku whispered
Trunks looked up from behind the couch clutching another saiyan tail
"Ya-huh?"
"You're still here"
"I know"
"why?"
"I'm here cos you people FORGOT about me" Trunks spat bitterly
Chichi popped her head from the kitchen and smiled "Goku, Gohan and Goten? What would you like for breakfast?"
Trunks narrowed his eyes "See?"
Goku looked at him "I do see"
Trunks sat back, struggling to fight back his tears as he huffed. Goten, tried not to catch Trunk's teary eyes as he played 'Pin the tail on the saiyan' with himself. Silence filled the Son's household living room except for of course Goten's meek attempts at pinning a tail on his pants and Gohan griding his teeth.
The silence went on to the point where it was uncomfortable, Goku instinctively looked towards the window. He sighed deeply, trying to meditate as he saw what he expected.
"Trunks..." he mumbled
Chibi Trunks lit up "You know my name!"
Goku shook his head "No, not you"
Chibi Trunk's eyes watered again, obviously hurt from his lack of attention.
Mirai Trunks was halfway through crawling through the window when he stopped, and observed everyone.
"Hi all!" he said cheerily
Chichi stomped out of the kitchen and seeing Mirai Trunks turned pale.
"Trunks..." she whispered feeling rather faint "What has that ill headed father of yours decided to do now?!" she commanded as she grinded her teeth together, due to stress. Not a worm infection.
"What do you mean?" Chibi Trunks asked hopefully
"Not you" Chichi stated "HIM" she gestured over to Mirai Trunks who stood sheepishly in his usual black dress pants, black singlet top and half cut denim jacket. He would have looked completely normal and sane if it wasn't for the rose he was holding.
"ARGH! You people are so mean! You hate me don't you?" wailed Chibi Trunks
*silence*
"You do don't you?" asked Chibi Trunks in a small weak voice
*silence*
"Ahem" Mirai Trunks cleared his throat and blushed "A song...for the lady"
Chichi cringed as she walked over to the couch burying her head into Goku's shoulder as Goku patted her shoulder sympathetically.
"Go ahead" Goku said stroking Chichi's hair, while he glared at Mirai trunks
Trunks opened his mouth ready for another embarrassing encounter, after the mime performance. He felt he was ready for anything. Anything that would stop Vegeta from disposing him and forcing him to find a job as a pokemon breeder.
"La-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa"
"Laaaa--la--laaa"
"Chichi!"
He stopped, his face burning.
"What the hell was that?" asked Goku sceptically
Mirai Trunks sniffed, insulted by Goku's comment "Vegeta told me to write the song"
Chichi brought her head up and stared "At least Vegeta's song had decent words"
Mirai Trunks huffed, folding his arms over his chest. "Well, sorry son Chichi but Vegeta told me to write this as a prelude to his--"
A sound outside attracted the attention of everyone inside, a bandaged hand clawed through the window, dragging the bandaged body of Vegeta who landed with a painful drop onto the living room floor.
"HAHA! I am here to take what's mine!" Vegeta wailed triumphantly before having his face being sat upon by Chibi trunks.
"Now you have to notice me! Hello? I'm here. Yay! Hurray for me, Trunks!"
Trunks sat happily on Vegeta's bandaged face, twiddling his thumbs. Enjoying all the attention received from everyone staring at uh, Vegeta's 'dramatic' entrance.
Here we end this chapter...closing theme! *duh duh duh duh duh-duh duh duuh...etc*
Why is Vegeta at Chichi and Goku's house again? Does Chibi Trunks have the attention deficit syndrome thing? Can Mirai Trunks actually write decent lyrics or was he too lazy to? Can NO ONE from the Brief's family know how to use doors?!I don't know, you tell me. Blah. I'm feeling fluffy today. Good night from New Zealand!
There was no loud sounds as Goten and Trunks stared at Goku as if he had a burger stuck up his nose. Goku coughed and absent mindedly brushed his hand underneath his nose while Chichi looked immensely turned on.
"So...can we leave Vegeta to rot and die NOW?" she asked impatiently as she still straddled Goku.
18 smirked "Sure thing, Krillen can handle his anger while we leave. RIGHT KRILLEN?"
Krillen quickly nodded his head and went back to work.
"He's such a good boy" 18 continued "I mean he works 24 and a half hours a day, 7 days a week, and even asks for more working time!"
"Uhh...24 and a half hours?" asked Goku who peered at Krillen who was placing his head underneath the coffee machine.
"Uh huh" nodded 18
"Goku!" Chichi hissed into his ear as she licked it playfully "I want you NOW!"
Goku looked taken back but a smile crept through his face, as he licked his lips looking into Chichi's passion driven eyes.
Everybody just stared at them in bewilderment as suddenly Goku flew off through the empty windowpane, still hugging Chichi.
A moment of silence filled the abandoned group.
"Did Daddy and mommy just disown me?" asked Goten as he watched them disappearing over the horizon.
"Haha, my daddy's still here! He loves me so he took a nap on the floor just to get to know me" Trunks chortled folding his arms
18 glared at them two as she seemed to suddenly have an anxiety attack, she grasped her heart as she realised that now, in the care of her was Goten and Trunks.
"18!" yelled Krillen as he came stumbling out from behind the counter grasping a fire hose "This will clear your nervous breakdown!" as he heroically sprayed her with the hose.
Android 18 spluttered as got drenched. "TURN THE BLASTED THING OFF YOU IDIOTIC MIDGET!" she screamed "I WASN'T HAVING AN NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!"
"Oh" Krillen pathetically said, trying to hide from 18's glare.
"THAT'S HOW I PROCESS DATA!"
"You process data?" asked Krillen who was looking just over the counter
"IF YOU DIDN'T SOAK ME IN WATER EVERY TIME I PROCESSED DATA YOU WOULD KNOW" screamed 18 as she too started having a tantrum, using Vegeta as a mat so she wouldn't ruin her precious floor.
The door of the men's bathroom suddenly flapped open as Gohan fell through the doorway. He looked worse for wear as painfully dragged one foot over another to the table.
"Where's mom and dad?" he asked almost incoherently
"They're out screwing" said 18 flatly while Goten and Trunk's gasped.
"I know how to screw too!" piped Goten "Mom gave me a screwdriver set and I can use it good. I wonder why they don't want me to help them screw?"
18 hit her head repeatedly with her hand while she muttered "stupid, stupid, stupid"
"Heeyy...Gohan's a funny color!" pointed out Trunks, who stepped on Vegeta's slimy face to meet Gohan.
"I like screwing" murmured Goten who looked a little too over enthusiastic.
Gohan put his hand over his mouth and tried to vomit gain, instead he choked on his own tongue.
"Ggghhh...ack..ack...flut....ggghhrr" spluttered Gohan
"No wonder, he's all vomited out" 18 said, rolling her eyes as she crossed her arms and lent back on her chair.
Goten and Chibi Trunks started imitating Gohan, both of them smearing sweet and sour sauce on their faces to match the color of Gohan's
Two minutes later, Gohan was now writhing and twitching on the ground. Suffocating from his own tongue. The other's merely watched with disinterest as Gohan is known for many outbursts such as this present one. The gods weren't looking out for Gohan today as he went through the most embarrassing, traumatising, painful day he's ever come through his life. In his fluffy mind, he remembered being ecstatically happy compared to this as he watched his father being hammered to the ground by Cell. 18 tapped her fingers repeatedly on the table in tune with Gohan's pitiful gasps.
"Does NO ONE know the Heimlich manoeuvrer?" asked 18 as she rolled her eyes
Gohan raised his hand while twitching.
"The why didn't you say so?!" 18 watched in amusement as Gohan attempted to relieve himself.
"This is getting repetitive, Gohan" 18 said with no emotion while watching Gohan hit himself in the stomach, again and again.
"FOR GOODNESS SAKE!" 18 screamed as she grabbed the unconscious Vegeta, wrapped him around Gohan's twitching body and pulled.
A sound like the breaking of someone's back (most likely Vegeta's) echoed through the restaurant where the newly arrived customers watched with interest. Gohan coughed and his face returned from being ashen colored to a healthy peachy uh...peach. Spotted with blotches of red.
"Will someone take these drips home?!" 18 huffed impatiently. Gohan Obeyed her outburst and swayed drunkenly around, picking up his new found toys. He grabbed Goten and Trunks around the napes of their necks, while his eyes seemed to be having a mad party as they rolled all over the place in their sockets. Gohan was unaware of the battered Vegeta as he clambered over his body and tried to fly. At least, departing McDonalds.
"Whhheee I'm flying!" called Gohan who was merely running and tripping up on bushes
Trunks gave him a sceptical look as he was being trailed through the grass by Gohan.
Twenty minutes later, it's a miracle anyone can survive the hell Gohan put Goten and Trunks through, whilst he thought he was 'flying'. Being dragged through cow pats, thorn bushes and a strip bar was the least of the activities Gohan pulled off during his 'flying' stunt. But alas, they were home. Well Chibi Trunks wasn't, but lets ignore that hefty fact.
Trunks let out a gasp as he heard strange knocking sounds through the hallway from Chichi and Goku's bedroom.
"I can hear Goku attacking Chi Chi!" Trunks said, mouth open wide in shock
Gohan whizzed around the house, obviously the lack of oxygen when he swallowed his tongue had killed too many brain cells.
"My dad wouldn't do that! Mom's probably having fun with my daddy's screwdriver set. I know I like mine. I can teach you how to!" grinned Goten excitedly
"Oh yay! I love you!" wailed Trunks as he hugged Goten.
They both skipped off through to Goten's bedroom as Gohan ran around the house with no purpose of directly.
**NEXT DAY**
Chichi woke up, a dreamy smile plastered on her face. 'Whatever could make me grin like that?' she thought confused as she sat up in her bed.
"AHH I'm naked!" Chichi screamed as she looked down upon herself. She turned to see Goku rolled up in the foetal position also naked.
"Goku, GOKU! Wake up!" Chichi said panicky as she pushed Goku.
"Iwannaassllleep" mumbled Goku, saliva (hehe, the return of bodily fluids! Sorry Loriko Neko!) dribbling down the side of his mouth.
"I think we DID it!" Chichi waved her arms excitedly as she continued pushing Goku around on their queen sized bed.
Goku sat up instantaneously throwing off the duvet in the process "We did it?" he quipped, as he went into 'thinking mode'. Lowering one eyebrow and tapping his finger near his mouth for 2 minutes he finally pieced the figures together.
"Chichi's naked, I'm naked, we're sleeping in the same bed for once...uhh...I feel light and fluffy!" Goku pointed his finger up and his face lit up "We DID it!"
Chichi burst out crying as she grabbed Goku's bare torso, hugging it, "Oh Goku, thanks to demonic Vegeta, we've learnt to LOVE!" she wailed dramatically, sobbing.
"I love you Chichi!" sniffled Goku as he returned the hug, clutching her tightly.
"Whoever thought Vegeta would be the one to add that 'oompth' to our relationship!?" asked Chichi, her voice being muffled as Goku stroked her messy hair.
"Chichi, speaking of Vegeta..." Goku trailed off as he looked towards the window, grabbing the duvet to cover Chichi as he stormed naked to the window.
Chichi gasped and instantly lost her lovey-dovey expression on her face as she too stared at the window. Her face was now contorted with annoyance and plain hatred.
Vegeta tapped on the window, his upper body was held in a torso cast, a bandage was roughly rolled around his head, and he seemed to have a oxygen tank on his back as some tubes lead up to his nose.
Goku threw open the window, hitting Vegeta who stumbled backwards almost losing his balance as he leant on a crutch.
"What?" asked Goku impatiently as he placed his hands on his bare hips
Vegeta stared, not at Goku but rather at Goku's equipment. A sweat drop appeared at his furrow.
"What?!" Goku's eyebrows lowered as he stood imposingly over the shorter Saiyan.
Vegeta spluttered, his eyes still on Goku's uh, you know! Goku gave a sigh of annoyance as he grabbed his gi, putting it on roughly. Vegeta now turned his head painfully to Chichi who clutched the duvet so hard she was ripping it by barely holding.
Finally Vegeta spoke "I hate you Kakarot, spoiling the body I intend to impregnate AGAIN and AGAIN is wrong" he whispered gruffly sounding nasally due to the tubes going up his nose.
"How'd you know it was again and again?" asked Goku confusedly as he glanced at Chichi who was looking worried.
"Ah...only I know!" Vegeta smirked, well attempted to before grimacing in pain.
Chichi suddenly let out a shriek "How DARE you! I'll rather die three- thousand times over to cell then have you anywhere near me let alone having your HELLSPAWN!"
"You heard my girl, now leave before I set Gohan on you!" Goku threatened trying to close the window.
"Hmph" Vegeta snorted "I am merely requesting your participation in the return of my future servant"
"Return your son my ass" Chichi retorted "you're just using that as an excuse to spy on me and my husband!"
"Oh touche Chichi" Vegeta raised a bandaged finger and started twitching it in the *tsk tsk tsk* manner
Goku had had enough, he pushed Vegeta's head out of their window and pulled the blinds down. Vegeta's voice resounding outside.
"You may be more well endowed then I, Kakarot, but in the end I shall be the one laughing! HHAHAHAHA....haha..huh OWW...I think I broke my neck" whimpered Vegeta as Goku and Chichi listened, enjoying the painful snap emitted from Vegeta.
Meanwhile, Chibi Trunks and Goten had fallen asleep while playing with Goten's screwdriver set. Gohan was nearby, slumped against the fridge, the contents of it cradled on his lap. 6 Videl action figures where placed strategically placed on the floor around Gohan. In front of each doll was a sample of food...an egg, a slice of cheese, slab of butter, a raw fish, etc and suspiciously their clothes seemed to have evaporated.
Gohan coughed as he woke, he spat out a set of miniature clothes, and then when he reached to rub his eyes he found two more sets. His fingers seemed to be wearing the clothes. His nasal cavity was congested also and Gohan had the sinking feeling that the rest of the dolls clothes were lodged up his nose.
Gohan stood up, his eyes widened as he absorbed the scene around him. It was almost like Gohan was having a tea party at the fridge with the Videl dolls.
Gohan hastily tried to clean up, before his parents would see him in this state.
"What did I get up to?" he asked to himself as he momentary flashbacks. He cringed as he remember seeing 18 giving him the Heimlich manoeuvre with Vegeta and then suddenly he remembered going through a strip club...strangely Goten and Trunks were there too.
"It must be a dream" Gohan concluded "Why would I need to go to a strip club when I have these" he muttered madly as he held up a stripped Videl doll grinning like an escaped lunatic
MINI INTERVIEW
MInerva: *huge sweat drop* Oh dear lord, what the hell is this crap?! this chapter should be called, 'when things get X-rated'. Yeah...anyway, I've woken Goten and Trunks and they look so sweet when they're rubbing sleep from their eyes! I don't know about the screw imprints on their face but, hey. They're adorable...so adorable in fact...ARGH! You're so CUTE!
Trunks: Guess what?!
Minerva: *googly eyes* What itty Trunks?
Trunks: *excited voice* You know how at McDonald's, Goten's daddy had a mouse in his pants
Minerva:*cocks eyebrow* Really?
Goten: Yup, aha. That's what Trunks says and he's always right!
Minerva: *clears throat* Uhh...this story is already uh, verging on NC-17 so i may regret asking this but why do you think it grew?
Trunks: *smiles slyly* I bet it was a mouse that turned into a super mouse therefore turning into a RAT!
Goten: *nods enthusiastically* Yup, Trunks is always right!
Minerva: *looks shocked* Eh?! Oh well, you two are just *stutters* just s- so so sweet!
Goten: Thank you kind scary stranger lady!
Minerva: *beams* Awww...c'mon over here and give me a hug! *oblivious to Trunks and Goten giving each other 'what a freak looks' as they hug Minerva*
Minerva: *wipes tear from eyes* I love you two already, here's a dollar for each of you!
*Trunks and Goten gasp in delight and accepts the stingey gift*
Trunks: Can we have $5 if we hug you again?
Minerva: Aww...shucks, sure thing...HEEEEY! Are you manipulating me with your cuteness?
Goten: *Watched Trunks* YeaahhaaaaNO! *looks at Trunks while he shakes his head furiously*
Minerva: Ok then! *As she hugs Goten and Trunks, they struggle for breath*
Here's the money, go do something nice like donating it to the Mental Illness Foundation. Or you might as well just give it to Gohan.
Goten: You know how we went to McDonalds yesterday?
Minerva:*mutters to herself* I'm 17 and I already want two kids, ebony and lavender haired...males...
Goten: Lady? *stares at Minerva who is profusely sweating*
Minerva: ...
Trunks: Hello? *waves hand in front of Minerva's twitching face*
Minerva: *screams* AAAARRRGGGGHHHH...DAMNIT...I WANT A BABY!
Trunks: *innocently* You can call my daddy, he's desperate!
Minerva: *sweat drops* Ahh...no thanks, I've just lost that maternity impulse
Goten: Did you hear what I said?
Minerva: Oh I'm sorry itty bitty Goten! No...*hangs head in shame*
Goten: *hmph* That means an extra four dollars for not listening to me
Minerva: Aw, ok...just wait *rummages through pockets* Um...I'll look in my bag. *Suddenly clicks and turns to glare at Goten* You ARE manipulating me!
Goten: Yup
Trunks: ...
Minerva: ...
Goten: WHAT?!
Minerva: you know...we haven't even started the interview, instead both of YOU have been conducting a interview to me?!
Trunks: I saw you grope Gohan and Mirai Trunks
Goten: *giggles* I groped Aunty 18
Minerva: Do you know what groping is boys?
Trunks: Yeeeeaaahhh...that's when you uh, um. Help someone!
Minerva: Help?
Goten: Yup, I helped 18 clean the floor after Vegeta lost control of his bowel movements.
Minerva: OK...CUT! TIME OUT *breathes heavily in and out* You are dismissed boys, and I'll continue this strange, twisted story.
Chichi walked out of bedroom dressed in her usual attire, Goku following her. Gohan was now on the couch flicking through the channels on their black and white TV. Goten and Trunks were playing 'Pin the tail on the saiyan' Trying to use each other as the saiyan.
"Hello, children" Chichi greeted as she walked into the kitchen
Goku sat next to Gohan watching Gohan with a concerned look on his face.
"Son?" Goku prompted
"What?" mumbled Gohan
"There's a time in a everybody's life when they discover themselves...in a way"
Gohan turned to look at Goku who started twitching nervously as Gohan glared at him
"What are you implying father?"
"I just wanted to say its alright if you have feelings for SH*#! (Poop) Goten! Why?!" Goku winched as he rubbed his butt, a fake monkey tail attached to it
"I was playing a game with Trunks" stated Goten innocently
"Trunks?" Goku whispered
Trunks looked up from behind the couch clutching another saiyan tail
"Ya-huh?"
"You're still here"
"I know"
"why?"
"I'm here cos you people FORGOT about me" Trunks spat bitterly
Chichi popped her head from the kitchen and smiled "Goku, Gohan and Goten? What would you like for breakfast?"
Trunks narrowed his eyes "See?"
Goku looked at him "I do see"
Trunks sat back, struggling to fight back his tears as he huffed. Goten, tried not to catch Trunk's teary eyes as he played 'Pin the tail on the saiyan' with himself. Silence filled the Son's household living room except for of course Goten's meek attempts at pinning a tail on his pants and Gohan griding his teeth.
The silence went on to the point where it was uncomfortable, Goku instinctively looked towards the window. He sighed deeply, trying to meditate as he saw what he expected.
"Trunks..." he mumbled
Chibi Trunks lit up "You know my name!"
Goku shook his head "No, not you"
Chibi Trunk's eyes watered again, obviously hurt from his lack of attention.
Mirai Trunks was halfway through crawling through the window when he stopped, and observed everyone.
"Hi all!" he said cheerily
Chichi stomped out of the kitchen and seeing Mirai Trunks turned pale.
"Trunks..." she whispered feeling rather faint "What has that ill headed father of yours decided to do now?!" she commanded as she grinded her teeth together, due to stress. Not a worm infection.
"What do you mean?" Chibi Trunks asked hopefully
"Not you" Chichi stated "HIM" she gestured over to Mirai Trunks who stood sheepishly in his usual black dress pants, black singlet top and half cut denim jacket. He would have looked completely normal and sane if it wasn't for the rose he was holding.
"ARGH! You people are so mean! You hate me don't you?" wailed Chibi Trunks
*silence*
"You do don't you?" asked Chibi Trunks in a small weak voice
*silence*
"Ahem" Mirai Trunks cleared his throat and blushed "A song...for the lady"
Chichi cringed as she walked over to the couch burying her head into Goku's shoulder as Goku patted her shoulder sympathetically.
"Go ahead" Goku said stroking Chichi's hair, while he glared at Mirai trunks
Trunks opened his mouth ready for another embarrassing encounter, after the mime performance. He felt he was ready for anything. Anything that would stop Vegeta from disposing him and forcing him to find a job as a pokemon breeder.
"La-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa"
"Laaaa--la--laaa"
"Chichi!"
He stopped, his face burning.
"What the hell was that?" asked Goku sceptically
Mirai Trunks sniffed, insulted by Goku's comment "Vegeta told me to write the song"
Chichi brought her head up and stared "At least Vegeta's song had decent words"
Mirai Trunks huffed, folding his arms over his chest. "Well, sorry son Chichi but Vegeta told me to write this as a prelude to his--"
A sound outside attracted the attention of everyone inside, a bandaged hand clawed through the window, dragging the bandaged body of Vegeta who landed with a painful drop onto the living room floor.
"HAHA! I am here to take what's mine!" Vegeta wailed triumphantly before having his face being sat upon by Chibi trunks.
"Now you have to notice me! Hello? I'm here. Yay! Hurray for me, Trunks!"
Trunks sat happily on Vegeta's bandaged face, twiddling his thumbs. Enjoying all the attention received from everyone staring at uh, Vegeta's 'dramatic' entrance.
Here we end this chapter...closing theme! *duh duh duh duh duh-duh duh duuh...etc*
Why is Vegeta at Chichi and Goku's house again? Does Chibi Trunks have the attention deficit syndrome thing? Can Mirai Trunks actually write decent lyrics or was he too lazy to? Can NO ONE from the Brief's family know how to use doors?!I don't know, you tell me. Blah. I'm feeling fluffy today. Good night from New Zealand!