Yes, another chapter again. ::sigh:: I don't know why I'm continuing it.
Maybe this will be the last chapter, but probably not. So bored ::bangs
head on desk:: so…I write! With Caviar playing from my computer, kitty on
my lap, I continue my sad story of doom….
Disclaimer: Ok, these things are getting annoying!!! I do not own Invader Zim. We all SHOULD know by now that Jhonen Vansquez owns all…and we all SHOULD have bowed to him by now. Ten points if you did. Forty points if you did it every chapter! Points to what? I do not know. Anyway, I do not own Nick, I do not own X-files, I do not own Twilight Zone. All rights reserved. The ONLY people that I DO own is the people who Dib are talking about. Their language is gibberish I made up, just like my own grammar and spelling. Confused? Good. That's the point, nothing is supposed to make since…like these stupid disclaimers!
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1 Chapter Four: Dib's Story of Dramatic Doom
Zim stared at the door, hoping Dib would come back soon. It's not normal for stink-worm humans to be out this late. Knowing Dib, he was with other paranormal freaks exposing Zim right now! Zim couldn't stand it any long – where was he? He glanced at the clock again, 4:00am. Maybe Dib is dead thought Zim hopefully, but then I won't be able to kill him! This is horrible!! I must kill him, ME INVADER ZIM! Oh but what should I do? That stink-beast could be anywhere! Wait a minute, what was that? Why am I still talking to myself? HELLO! Zim heard a key trying to get through the door and the knob turning. He leapt off his top bunk and looked through the peep- whole thingy. It was Dib. Finally. He opened the door and glared at Dib, but Dib wasn't looking himself. His eyes were baggy and he looked more paranoid than usual.
"Dib? Are you…err…"
"Zim!" He said desperately "Zim! They're…they're after me! Hid me…please!" Dib fell on Zim from exhaustion, obviously from running.
"What…happened?" Asked Zim suspiciously. Dib just smiled at him stupidly.
"Your one of them, aren't you?"
"One of who?" Asked Zim as he set Dib down on his bed. "Who's after you Dib?"
"Them….the aliens – more aliens!"
Now, this was starting to sound like Dib.
"More aliens? Other than me? Impossible – this is my planet!"
Dib shook his head "They are not like you…::coughs:: they are worse. They did stuff to me! Horrible stuff! Zim, they want to kill me. Told me I was, I was a key! Hide me Zim! They know where to find me!" Dib spoke frailly and he looked pale in the face.
"Hide you? You want me to help you?"
Dib gave him a defeated look and nodded. He looked down at the ground, unable to look Zim in the eyes.
"Please Zim, no one else would believe me. They'll be coming soon, coming to kill me!"
"Alright, I'll help you." Glares at Dib "But only because I want to be the person killing you! Now, I can't help you if I don't know what you're talking about. So tell me everything."
Dib nodded and Zim sat down next to him. It felt weird for Zim, to be helping his arch rival. But that desperate look in Dib's eyes left him no choice. And so Dib told his story…
"Alright, I'll tell everything. It started at 8:00pm, when I left the library from studying on some alien theories, when I left to come back here. It was then I saw it, a brilliant flashing light of blue, coming from the sky. Curious, I ran towards the light, it was clear on the other side of town, but I ran anyway, thinking it could be more aliens or stuff. Finally, I reached the light. I stepped into it, which probably wasn't a smart thing to do, but I did anyway. The next thing I know is the light was lifting me up to the sky! And then I blacked out. When I came to, I had no clue where I was. I only knew that my head hurt and I felt all funny.
I looked around and there were strange people dressed in black, and had black capes and sunglasses. They were all staring at me I tried to get away, but I was all chained up on some kind of table. They were talking amongst themselves, in a weird language. The weird thing was, I could understand every word of it. Their leader seemed to be hovering over my right shoulder, also looking at me as if I were food."
"I'm not surprised" Zim interrupted "That head of yours could feed a whole army for a year!"
Dib glared at Zim, although you could hardly make it out as a glare since he was so weak.
"Anyway, like I was saying, I could understand this language. They ignored me as they talked."
((You could see them hovering over Dib, in his errr… "story" but they were talking gibberish. You see English subtitles in white words under the screen. (in "")))
" Cho che cha chugana mosa visa?' "what do we want with this kid again?" asked the person near my feet to the leader
'Aruaga movia watsa meatsa saysa?' "weren't you paying attention in the meeting, moron?" responded the leader.
'hassa? Ne.' What? Me? No."
'huchoa fiendsa! Watcha fashsa muyo kitsfa muaosloia howset swa ku. Whyo meka saysa! Sachu icca mroisa portise saysa!' "yes you! As I said before, we need the kid for the key. The key to the portal moron!"
Another person asked the leader, 'Portise? Portise ni shou?' "Portal? Portal to what?"
The leader looked annoyed. 'Sahcu portise meka wh ose qunder torl wria lawer!' "The portal for the underworld which will unleash great power! That way we can rule the world of man once we gain the power!"
"Sahu torl fo mia? "The world of man?"
Leader: "Yes, world of man! Then we will rule the universe!"
dude: 'wha su te ne na bo?' "why would we want to do that?"
((::yawns:: I'm tired of making up my own language, so you get the idea. Now just English – remember, Dib's telling the story now.))
other dude: "what about the kid after we get the key?"
leader: "stupid! The kid is the key, the key to the portal, through that giant head he knows how to open it, errr…but he won't remember how to. As for the kid, once what we have what we want – he will be terminated, for by then he will know to much – and would be a major threat to our empire!"
yet another dude: "but if he doesn't remember it – then how is he going to help us?"
I looked annoyed with them. "Let me go!" ::stuggles, but was bound to the table::
The leader laughed coldly. "Why would we do that?"
I glared at them "Because I'll never help you! Who are you guys anyway?"
"Us? Oh but who we are isn't important at all!"
"It isn't?"
"No, but you are." They hovered over my head, which isn't big, and smiled a creepy smile with me.
"But I don't remember anything about a key!"
"Oh but you do, we just have to go deep in your brain to dig it up!" He held up some shinny scissors and was about to cut open my brain! I screamed and tried to get away.
"If you kill me, you won't get the information!"
"Oh but we don't have to kill you, we'll let you live for a while. And we'll cut everything up besides what you need to live."
"We need a new script-writer!"
"Yes, the monkeys were getting tired." ((The "camera" shows a room in the studio with monkeys typing on old typewriters.))
"NOOOOO!!!! LET ME GO!"
Well, I don't know what exactly happened after that, but there were a bunch of blasting sounds and the next thing I know I was free, and back into town. I sprinted back here, I think they were going to find me here, but saw me over there. Zim…what do I do?"
"Oh this truly is wonderful! You asking me for help! MWHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Zim! We don't have time for this!" Looks really paranoid. "I need to hide, they'll kill me if they find me. I don't want my brain cut up Zim!"
"Oh, this is ironic! How many times have you threatened me by putting me in an autopsy? And now that it's your turn – you suddenly see how scary those things are? I'm wondering if I should even help you." Dib gave him a pleading look.
"Please Zim! You said you'd help me if I told you!" Zim stared at him… his worst enemy, asking him for help.
"True, I did…but when I have I kept my promises to stink-humans like you?"
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Done with ANOTHER chapter. Hey, we've got a plot finally, errr…I think we do anyway! YAYNESS! Anywho, will Zim help Dib? Or will Dib's giant head be cut up and stuff? Find out by reading…yea, pathetic err…ending thingy I know – but err… it's something. So at least two more chapters and then I'm putting this story to rest. Finally eh? Again, tell me if it sucks so I don't continue writing crap and waist all our time – ok? K.
Disclaimer: Ok, these things are getting annoying!!! I do not own Invader Zim. We all SHOULD know by now that Jhonen Vansquez owns all…and we all SHOULD have bowed to him by now. Ten points if you did. Forty points if you did it every chapter! Points to what? I do not know. Anyway, I do not own Nick, I do not own X-files, I do not own Twilight Zone. All rights reserved. The ONLY people that I DO own is the people who Dib are talking about. Their language is gibberish I made up, just like my own grammar and spelling. Confused? Good. That's the point, nothing is supposed to make since…like these stupid disclaimers!
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1 Chapter Four: Dib's Story of Dramatic Doom
Zim stared at the door, hoping Dib would come back soon. It's not normal for stink-worm humans to be out this late. Knowing Dib, he was with other paranormal freaks exposing Zim right now! Zim couldn't stand it any long – where was he? He glanced at the clock again, 4:00am. Maybe Dib is dead thought Zim hopefully, but then I won't be able to kill him! This is horrible!! I must kill him, ME INVADER ZIM! Oh but what should I do? That stink-beast could be anywhere! Wait a minute, what was that? Why am I still talking to myself? HELLO! Zim heard a key trying to get through the door and the knob turning. He leapt off his top bunk and looked through the peep- whole thingy. It was Dib. Finally. He opened the door and glared at Dib, but Dib wasn't looking himself. His eyes were baggy and he looked more paranoid than usual.
"Dib? Are you…err…"
"Zim!" He said desperately "Zim! They're…they're after me! Hid me…please!" Dib fell on Zim from exhaustion, obviously from running.
"What…happened?" Asked Zim suspiciously. Dib just smiled at him stupidly.
"Your one of them, aren't you?"
"One of who?" Asked Zim as he set Dib down on his bed. "Who's after you Dib?"
"Them….the aliens – more aliens!"
Now, this was starting to sound like Dib.
"More aliens? Other than me? Impossible – this is my planet!"
Dib shook his head "They are not like you…::coughs:: they are worse. They did stuff to me! Horrible stuff! Zim, they want to kill me. Told me I was, I was a key! Hide me Zim! They know where to find me!" Dib spoke frailly and he looked pale in the face.
"Hide you? You want me to help you?"
Dib gave him a defeated look and nodded. He looked down at the ground, unable to look Zim in the eyes.
"Please Zim, no one else would believe me. They'll be coming soon, coming to kill me!"
"Alright, I'll help you." Glares at Dib "But only because I want to be the person killing you! Now, I can't help you if I don't know what you're talking about. So tell me everything."
Dib nodded and Zim sat down next to him. It felt weird for Zim, to be helping his arch rival. But that desperate look in Dib's eyes left him no choice. And so Dib told his story…
"Alright, I'll tell everything. It started at 8:00pm, when I left the library from studying on some alien theories, when I left to come back here. It was then I saw it, a brilliant flashing light of blue, coming from the sky. Curious, I ran towards the light, it was clear on the other side of town, but I ran anyway, thinking it could be more aliens or stuff. Finally, I reached the light. I stepped into it, which probably wasn't a smart thing to do, but I did anyway. The next thing I know is the light was lifting me up to the sky! And then I blacked out. When I came to, I had no clue where I was. I only knew that my head hurt and I felt all funny.
I looked around and there were strange people dressed in black, and had black capes and sunglasses. They were all staring at me I tried to get away, but I was all chained up on some kind of table. They were talking amongst themselves, in a weird language. The weird thing was, I could understand every word of it. Their leader seemed to be hovering over my right shoulder, also looking at me as if I were food."
"I'm not surprised" Zim interrupted "That head of yours could feed a whole army for a year!"
Dib glared at Zim, although you could hardly make it out as a glare since he was so weak.
"Anyway, like I was saying, I could understand this language. They ignored me as they talked."
((You could see them hovering over Dib, in his errr… "story" but they were talking gibberish. You see English subtitles in white words under the screen. (in "")))
" Cho che cha chugana mosa visa?' "what do we want with this kid again?" asked the person near my feet to the leader
'Aruaga movia watsa meatsa saysa?' "weren't you paying attention in the meeting, moron?" responded the leader.
'hassa? Ne.' What? Me? No."
'huchoa fiendsa! Watcha fashsa muyo kitsfa muaosloia howset swa ku. Whyo meka saysa! Sachu icca mroisa portise saysa!' "yes you! As I said before, we need the kid for the key. The key to the portal moron!"
Another person asked the leader, 'Portise? Portise ni shou?' "Portal? Portal to what?"
The leader looked annoyed. 'Sahcu portise meka wh ose qunder torl wria lawer!' "The portal for the underworld which will unleash great power! That way we can rule the world of man once we gain the power!"
"Sahu torl fo mia? "The world of man?"
Leader: "Yes, world of man! Then we will rule the universe!"
dude: 'wha su te ne na bo?' "why would we want to do that?"
((::yawns:: I'm tired of making up my own language, so you get the idea. Now just English – remember, Dib's telling the story now.))
other dude: "what about the kid after we get the key?"
leader: "stupid! The kid is the key, the key to the portal, through that giant head he knows how to open it, errr…but he won't remember how to. As for the kid, once what we have what we want – he will be terminated, for by then he will know to much – and would be a major threat to our empire!"
yet another dude: "but if he doesn't remember it – then how is he going to help us?"
I looked annoyed with them. "Let me go!" ::stuggles, but was bound to the table::
The leader laughed coldly. "Why would we do that?"
I glared at them "Because I'll never help you! Who are you guys anyway?"
"Us? Oh but who we are isn't important at all!"
"It isn't?"
"No, but you are." They hovered over my head, which isn't big, and smiled a creepy smile with me.
"But I don't remember anything about a key!"
"Oh but you do, we just have to go deep in your brain to dig it up!" He held up some shinny scissors and was about to cut open my brain! I screamed and tried to get away.
"If you kill me, you won't get the information!"
"Oh but we don't have to kill you, we'll let you live for a while. And we'll cut everything up besides what you need to live."
"We need a new script-writer!"
"Yes, the monkeys were getting tired." ((The "camera" shows a room in the studio with monkeys typing on old typewriters.))
"NOOOOO!!!! LET ME GO!"
Well, I don't know what exactly happened after that, but there were a bunch of blasting sounds and the next thing I know I was free, and back into town. I sprinted back here, I think they were going to find me here, but saw me over there. Zim…what do I do?"
"Oh this truly is wonderful! You asking me for help! MWHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Zim! We don't have time for this!" Looks really paranoid. "I need to hide, they'll kill me if they find me. I don't want my brain cut up Zim!"
"Oh, this is ironic! How many times have you threatened me by putting me in an autopsy? And now that it's your turn – you suddenly see how scary those things are? I'm wondering if I should even help you." Dib gave him a pleading look.
"Please Zim! You said you'd help me if I told you!" Zim stared at him… his worst enemy, asking him for help.
"True, I did…but when I have I kept my promises to stink-humans like you?"
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Done with ANOTHER chapter. Hey, we've got a plot finally, errr…I think we do anyway! YAYNESS! Anywho, will Zim help Dib? Or will Dib's giant head be cut up and stuff? Find out by reading…yea, pathetic err…ending thingy I know – but err… it's something. So at least two more chapters and then I'm putting this story to rest. Finally eh? Again, tell me if it sucks so I don't continue writing crap and waist all our time – ok? K.