Wow! Chapter five…you must feel really special! Nevermind, so very tired. ::yawns:: but at least the ACT's are over! Oh joy! Yea, you're going to hate Jr. year in high skool – everyone has a mental break down ::nods::. Anyway, this is chapter five. This time I decided to make the title random, because randomness is goodness, right? Right. Oh, and if there are any real writers out there (people who acutely plan to publish stuff – other than FFN) please e-mail me to say how to get past writer's block – I've had it for about a month now and it's driving me insane! Well… more insane than usual. And if anyone also knows anything, anything at all about Temporal Physics, please tell me by e-mailing: invader_zim_rp@yahoo.com. Thanks. And just tell me your from FFN, so I don't delete it! It's not for skool, but I can't tell what it is about.

Disclaimer: blah, blah, blah…all rights reserved…blah, blah, blah…Jhonen Vansquez…blah, blah, blah…Nickelodeon…blah blah blah! Does that work? I hope so. Please don't sue me, I'm tired of these disclaimers. And I don't think you bowed yet….

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Chapter Five: Welcome to the Insanity (told you it was random!)

Dib was panicking, he didn't fully trust Zim, but he had no choice, those…things were after him.

"Look Zim, just help me…then we can go back to hating each other when it's done. Ok?"

"Well….I guess so. But I still hate you – and I'm only doing this so I can kill you later."

"Whatever Zim…just hide me!"

Zim glared at him and looked around. "Hide you? Fine, there's only one place to go! Come on Gir, come Dib."

"Go? Go where?"

Zim sighed and looked annoyed. "And you got into Harvard how? In my lab stupid –it's the only place they won't find you."

Gir woke up and gave him a dazed look. "Piggies?"

"Yes Gir, Piggies."

"YAY!"

Zim opened up the window and climbed out. Dib was still on the bed. "Are you coming or not?" He asked him. Dib looked up and hesitated, finally, he got up and followed Zim.

"How are we getting there?" Dib asked him.

"My voot-cruiser."

"Your what?"

"It's like a ship. GIR!"

Gir got up and quickly followed them.

"Gir, take Dib to the voot-cruiser, I'll meet you there. And be quite, don't want to attract any attention."

Gir saluted and picked up Dib by the edge of his trench-coat. Dib looked at Zim and smiled. "Thanks Zim."

"Yea, yea, yea. The ONLY reason I'm helping you so I can kill you later."

"Alright Zim, have it your way. But this better not be a trap."

And with that Gir was off. He took Dib to the voot-cruiser, which was hidden in some bushes under ground. Gir gently put Dib down and walked inside a bush. He pulled on a branch and the bushes spread apart and revealed a small hidden lab, which was more like a launching pad than anything else.

"Come on in Mr. Big head!" Yelled Gir happily. Dib looked annoyed and followed Gir, he looked around nervously to make sure no one was coming. When the cost was clear, he stared at the voot-cruiser. Though it was tiny, it looked fast – and speed was what he needed right now. He looked at Gir.

"Isn't Zim coming?"

"Yes…wait, no." shrugs "I don't know!" Hugs Dib again.

"Arg, Gir, please get off!" Gir saluted and slid off Dib. Gir looked up and waved at a shadowy figure that was staring at them from above.

"Hi master!" But the dark figure didn't wave back. Dib squinted to get a better look at the figure…and could tell it wasn't Zim.

"That's not Zim Gir!" Gir's eyes went red.

"INTRUDER! INTRUDER!!" Ran around like an idiot and hit a wall. He fell backwards and sat down, playing with his hands.

Instead of running, the dark figure jumped down and was now in the "lab". Dib froze – it was one of those people that had abducted him earlier! What was he going to do, and where was Zim? Was Zim working for them, and this was all a trap? He should have known…

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Wow…five whole chapters! This is the longest fan-fic ever! How did I do? HUH? Hehe Dib's in trouble ^_^. Poor Dibby…::sniff:: anywho, what did you think of it? Please review! Can you tell I was bored? Yes, this was a short chapter.