Digi: Hello and welcome to Wonderful Secrets of DOOM!
Bast: Live from the living room floor!
Digi: This is the show where we kidnap random people from the Invader
Zim universe and force them to reveal their deepest darkest secrets. We also ask really, really pointless questions! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OW! *gets smacked by Bast*
Bast: And here comes our first very special guest! *guards drag in an angry box* o.0;; *box rips open and Zim jumps out*
Zim: Where am I?!?!
Digi: Your on…
Both: Wonderful Secrets of DOOM!
Bast: Where we force people to reveal their darkest secrets!
Zim: Ooook…
Digi: Ok here's our first question from moa. What's your full name?
Zim: *clears his throat* Zimzardian Edward Franchesca Archello the
Third
Digi: Sorry I asked.
Bast: Next question is from me. Do you like nachos with spicy or
regular cheese?
Gir: *flies in randomly* Cheese taquitos have moosey fates! *flies out*
All: o.0;;
Zim: Spicy. I especially like them with the substance called 'green tabasco'! ^-^ Mmmmm!
Digi: Riiiight...anyhoos how did you know you would be an invader?
Zim: Well it all began..*talks for 4 hours*
All except Zim: Zzzzzzz...
Digi: *trying to pay attention*
*camera tilts down and loud snoring is heard*
Zim:..and now I'm here!
Bast: *snaps awake* Monkey feet! Oh that was...very......interesting Zim.
Digi: *still asleep*
Bast: Riiiight… Anyway!
Digi: Yeah! What she said! My next question is, when's your birthday? I never really liked that pink globe Bast got me for mine.
Bast: Hey!
Zim: Why? So you can stalk me, no doubt?!
Bast: You have discovered our shameful secret, sir.
Digi: Shameful? Bast, we're shameLESS!
Bast: Oh yeeeeeah… ^..^
Digi: Answer the question green boy, or no paycheck.
Zim: (meekly) The second cycle of serious nebula in the second quardrent.
Everyone but Zim: O.O…
(crickets chirp)
Bast: ………………… MY TURN!! Okay… What do you REALLY think of the Tallests? Details, details!!
Zim: How do YOU know about the Tallests?!
Digi: She who controls the question cards, controls the universe!!
Bast and Digi: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Answer the question.
Zim: (a little scared now) My respectful leaders!
Digi: C'mon… What do you REALLY think about them?
Zim: ………
Bast: Tell us. C'mon. Let's go.
Zim: Well… I've always thought that during the Great Assigning, Tallest
Red looked like a Tallest Pink. (Bast's AN: Tis true!! Tallest Pink! XD!!!)
Voice backstage: Your going to Blorch for this Zim!
Buff-the-guard: (gets a tazer and walks backstage. A few moments later,
you can hear the sound of screaming from a certain Irken leader)
Digi: Well, that's it for this eppy! Joing us next week when we pry out the secrets from… Um, who's gonna be here next week?
Bast: Um… (looks though cards) Dib…
Dib fangirls in the audiunce: (go ballistic)
Digi and Bast: Julian! Buff! Get them out of here!!
Julian and Buff go out into the crowd with tasers.
Digi: See ya next week on…
Both: Wonder Secrets Of Doom!
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Yay pretty good for our first episode! ^-^ Thanx sooooo much for helping me do this Bast!!
The next ep will be written by ummm Bast I think. (I'll have to check on that)
All the reviewers feel free to submit questions for the next show! ^-^ Oh and if anyone wants their fan char on then email me the details on that at digigurl3001@yahoo.com! Okies!
Byeness!