+Day one:

The cast has arrived on the island, hot, bothered and really annoyed at having to share a plane trip with Jade, who was constantly throwing up.

Natasha: "Gah-Ross Jade, you smell!"

Jade: "Shut up Natasha, you stink!"

Natasha: "Take that back! I have on deodorant and that rocks."

Jade: "No, it sprays."

Harry: "Now, now, stay calm. Please don't fight."

Jade and Natasha: "Shut up scar-boy!"

Everyone bursts out in a fit of laughs and fight stops. Natasha suggests that they say a little about themselves so they can all get to know one another. Harry begins.

Harry: "Well, I defeated the dark lord. And I play quidditch real good."

Jade coughs. It sound slightly like an uphimself cough

Hermione: "I like school, and I'm a nerd with big teeth." *breaks out in tears*

Fred: "Awww, come on Hermione, there not that big."

Crowd burst out in laughter as Hermione bows head in shame and muttering something under her breath, Fred has suddenly sprouted another head.

Fred: "that's not fair! Didn't your mother tell you to play fair! Mine didn't but that's beside the point."

Cedric: "Back to the game! Okay, well I don't know why I'm here cause I'm supposedly dead. J.K killed me, remember?"

Jade: "that's beside the point. Natasha and I invented this island and YOU WILL ONLY SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO!"

Cedric: "Okay, okay. I get it. But hang on."

Jade: "To what?"

Harry: "I'm getting sick of you Cedric, you are one attention-seeker. I'm voting for Cedric to be off this island!"

Natasha: "Gosh harry, this isn't survivor meets the weakest link "(N.B. write that down somewhere)

Ron: "Umm…well…I haven't done anything cause someone *eyes glare at harry* kept beating me to it."

Harry: "in your dreams, fire-head"

Ron: "Loser"

Harry: "Nob-Job"

Ron: "bugger"

Harry: "pathetic excuse of a tortoise"

Ron: "idiotic piece of rubbish that I should feed to buckbeak, except he wouldn't eat it, he HAS taste."

Jade: "Now now, no fighting until Jerry arrives. Remember we made that agreement?"

Ron: "Whatever"

Harry: "yeah okay"

Jade: "Ron, could you please not 'whatever'? It makes you sound so...so…yeah you get the message."

Ron: "whatever. AHH CRAP! Sorry."

Natasha: "Look at the snail. Look jade Look!"

Jade: "Not now Natasha!"

Natasha: "Look now, or I'll…I'll…I'll tell mum!"

Jade: "Your so bimbotic Tash!"

Oliver: "I think it's my go."

Jade: "and I think not."

George: "But do you think at all?"

*Jade stares at George for almost eternity. George looks away, but not before giving Jade a look that reads 'I like you looking at Me.' *

Draco: "It's my go!, I want a go!"

Harry: "Shut up Draccy."

Jade: "I think we have an attention-seeker on our hands."

Natasha: "Flowers are funky!" (N.B Natasha is a bimbo. She's about as bimbotic as they get)

Draco: "okaymyfatherisluciousmalfoyandweareoneoftherichestfamiliesaround.ihateharry potterbecauseheissofunkyandlovedbyallandmyfatherseemstohatehimtoosoitslikefa therlikesonifyougetmydrift? Doyoufollow?"

Natasha: "I see"

Jade: "Yep *nods head sarcastically* I totally followed that."

Oliver: "Can I speak?"

Jade: "I don't know, can you? Try moving your upper jaws a bit. Now use your tongue to make noises."

Natasha: "lalalalalalala I'm learning!"

Oliver: "ha ha. Okay, I'm Oliver Wood"

Ginny: "Your joking." *jade notices Ginny blush madly*

Harry: "Ginny! You're meant to be after me! Not him! I can't believe you!"

Oliver: *totally flirting with Ginny* hey there Ginny *bats eyelids but fails as there is sleep in one eye so eyelids are stuck together* My eyelids!"

Natasha: "I've heard of 'my god' 'my gosh' my butt' but never 'my eyelid' interesting."

Jade sighs: "What on earth brought me here? Or caused me to manage this?"

Sarah: "Hey, has anyone got any stuff for me?"

Jade: "What type of stuff? I have the stuff you can eat, the stuff you can drink"

Sarah: "forget it"

George: "Forget what? Percy? Say where is Percy? I honestly had forgotten him."

Fred: "Maybe he chickened out at the last moment. You know, a whole month on the island with us."

George: "Say where are we?"

Jade: "Where are we?"

George: "No I asked you!"

Jade: "No, you told me to say it."

George: "humph!"

Fred: "Come on George, let's go find OLE perce."

George: "Rightio"

Jade: "Like, come on, who says 'Rightio' anymore? It just isn't on."

Natasha: "On what?"

Jade: "Tash, go find some flowers. Take Sarah too."

*Tash takes Sarah's hand and they skip merrily away with Tash singing follow the yellow brick road. * Sound can be heard away it sounds like Tash saying "my eyelids"

Jade: "Alright, so who's here?"

"Me" "me" "me" "me" "I"

Jade: "that was useful."

Jade: "Alright, I'll start. My name's Jade Diggle, I'm 14 and I'm a student with a lame sense of humor that everyone finds funny. I was introduced into this world on the fifth of November and I was immediately loved by all."

Harry: "I'm-"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Ginny: "I'm Gin-"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Ron: "I'm Ron and I enjoy-"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Cedric: "there's actually no –"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Oliver: "Yar? What 'tis it u want?"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Oliver: But I didn't say anything! You guys-"

Jade: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times."

Draco: "Letmetalkorelse-"

Crew: "We know, we know, we've heard it to many times" Rudely interrupt Jade

Jade: "Well, this sure is boring."

Draco: "talk about it"

Natasha (with flowers in hand returns without Sarah): "talk about flowers, there pretty. There's pink ones…and blue ones…and ones that you eat…That strangely look like mushrooms…there the ones Sarah ate."

Crew: "WHAT?"

Natasha: "Oh! Sarah just ate some mushrooms. I was picking dand-y-lions and she ate them. She didn't give any to me. She was being very slack."

Jade: "Everyone calm down."

Natasha: "Were not stressed, you're the only one that seems to miss her"

Cedric squirmed in his seat

By this time night had fallen and the crew was getting rather restless. They all lay down to sleep in their sleeping bags when Natasha discovered Nick.

Tash: "Hey little nicky-wicky"

Jade: "Ignore her, she's as thick as they come"

Tash: "Jade! Say hello to Nick."

Jade: "hey Nick, your freaking me out now, could you go and come back at a different time?"

Tash: "Good one Jade."

Jade: "What?"

Harry: "Hey can you guys shut up, important person trying to sleep."

Draco: "thanks for saying that for me harry."

Harry: "Loser"

Ron: "I agree, say harry, did you watch the latest chudley cannons match?"

Harry: "no, cause I know you'll tell me anyway."

Ron and Harry get into a long and boring discussion about the chudley cannons.

Tash: "Oliver!"

Oliver: "Whose speaking? I can't see, my eyelids are stuck together, remember?

Tash: "It's me, Tash

Oliver: "yeah Tash."

Tash: "will you say goodnight to nick?"

Oliver: "Goodnight Nick."

Tash: "he says goodnight to you cause he likes YOU."

Jade: "Tash, come off it, who the hell is Nick anyway?"

Tash: "Wait just a bit longer, his gone to snuggle with you."

Jade: "I see. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nick's a spider!"

Tash: "Yeah, so what?"

*Jade gets out of sleeping bag and refuses to sleep there so harry kindly gives up his sleeping bag for her ('I'm to good for that anyway')*

Jade: "Goodnight all."

All: "bye"

There's a mysterious rustling heard in bushes not far from camp.















I hope you enjoyed that. It was pretty fun writing it. We will try and do the next update soon, but damn schoolwork is tiring us down.

Love always,

Padfoot and Prongs.



Brought to you from the wild and wacky minds and imaginations of Claire and Catherine