"And so, finally we find out what you're going to do to us, eh, Master Hand?" Dr. Nick walked forth towards the glove. "What is it going to be?"
"I said SILENCE! Anyway, for any of you who didn't know, I'm the Master Hand, and this is my sister, Crazy Hand"
"Hello" Added Crazy Hand in his male voice, giving a wave.
"Isn't he a male?" China Girl said with a blink.
"Yes, but the glove species is different from you and I. We call brothers and sister both sisters. Now be quiet" Crazy Hand turned to Master Hand who began to speak.
"Well, in case you haven't noticed, this plot is very similar to Master Gamer's story...because our author is a plagiarist!" HEY! I'm the one putting you here you stupid piece hand wear. In any case the Master Hand continued. "Anyway, we've decided to keep on the tradition, and put you all in a tournament for our own amusement!"
"You have go to be kidding me" Crono12345 looked up towards the glove. "We're just FanFic writers, we don't want to fight! Plus the girls would be wiped out"
"HEY!" Akie, Reanda, Master Gamer, China Girl and Sarie all yelled at one.
"Er...sorry, sorry" Apologized Crono12345.
"The fifteen of you and the lunatic over there will be in a tournament. Single elimination, until there is one winner" The Master Hand showed them a large piece of paper which held the names of them for the tournament to come.
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
PlatinumK vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
"You will have two days to train for this. When two days are over we will bring you to different fields to fight. The final battle will be on Final Destination, for the only two worthy of going. The fields chosen will depend on your hats"
"Hats?" Asked BlackMage13 skeptically.
"Yes, yes, hats. Crazy, did you get the hats?" Master Hand turned himself the other way to see that Crazy Hand was coming up, a bunch of hats on his fingers and in his palm.
"Got them" Crazy Hand replied.
"Excellent. Now, you probably know the Kirby Hats, don't you?"
"We get the Kirby Hats?!" Exclaimed Platinum K. "All right!"
"Sort of...these aren't exactly Kirby hats. They're much better" The Master Hand went into explanation of the several hats that Crazy Hand had. "Normally, Kirby hats only give you the power to use a single special attack, but these will allow you to use EVERY attack, without having to change your form, much anyway. We figured it would be much more fun to watch you with these than to have you fight with your fists and feet. I know which ones you desire, so here you go. Dr. Nick, here is yours"
Crazy Hand let down a red helmet from his pinkie. Dr. Nick caught it and smiled. "All right, I'm gonna be Captain Falcon!"
"Platinum K, take it" Crazy Hand let down a green hat with a brim.
"Luigi, just like I like it! I can't wait to use my favorite attack, Green Missile!"
"Akie, here's yours" Master Hand looked to Crazy Hand, who dropped a hat down to her. It was Zelda's headdress.
"All right, I got Zelda!" Akie smiled as she donned the headdress.
"BlackMage13, come and get it..."
"All right, I got a Falco hat! Wait, does this mean I'm going to grow a beak when I wear it?"
"Yes. dragonax2k1" Crazy Hand threw what looked to be a red wig to him.
"A wig?"
"No, that's Roy's hair. Put it on and you'll get his sword too. Tim333..." He tossed Tim333 a sock-like cap in the shade of green.
"Very delightful, I get the opportunity to be Link"
"Haha, you're a girly man!" Teased dragonax2k1 as he donned Roy's hair. As he did a sword sprang right into his hand. "All right!"
"Miss Imperial Kai, come get yours" Yet another wig-like hat was handed to her. It was kind of a dull blackish tint, but Reanda didn't mind at all.
"Yes, I get Marth's powers!" She put on the hat and immediatley the Falchion sword came into her hand.
"Master Gamer, if you would" Master Hand said as Crazy Hand dropped a hat for her. Master Gamer put it on, it was the...Pichu hat?
"Pichu for me!" She put on the hat and tried out her Electric powers. An electrical attack came from the cheeks on the hat, but she flinched. "Ow, that hurt. I knew I shouldn't have picked the Pichu hat for cuteness. Could I possibly--"
"Here" Crazy Hand handed her a Pikachu hat in exchange.
"Thanks"
"Now, Somebody is in the looney bin...so this next hat is for China Girl" He threw China Girl a hat that was a red baseball cap.
"PK Powers are mine to command" China Girl smiled as she donned the cap backwards.
"Razor Osaka, I see you wanted to become a Dork...A Cannondork..." Crazy Hand started but was interrupted by his brother.
"Not Cannondork, Ganondorf" He corrected his brother hand. "Here"
"Yes, I am now going to be...Ganondorf!" Razor Osaka put on the hat, giving him Ganondorf's dark red hair and that strange shape thing on his forehead, not to mention a hostile look. He gave Ganondorf's taunt laugh and spun around in midair.
"Grey Fox, you'll be a different Fox I see" Crazy Hand tossed down a cap in Fox's likeness. Grey Fox donned the hat, giving him Fox's ears and...head. A Blaster also came to his hand.
"Excellent, Blaster time" He aimed his new Blaster around, causing everyone to back away farther.
"Sarie Cigam...you're going to be Yoshi, I can tell" Master Hand reached for a Bowser cap on Crazy Hand's pointer finger.
"Yoshi?" The fourteen other FanFic writers in the room asked, turning to her.
"Well, he's actually pretty cool, and I don't think many people would want to mess with a girl who can eat people and turn them into eggs! Heh heh heh" Sarie picked up the Yoshi cap and put it on.
"Crono12345, you come and get your hat. I see you wanted to be Mewtwo" Crazy Hand held out a little hat for him.
"Exactly" Crono12345 picked up his hat. He put it on, giving him the appearance of semi-tall white ears and a...thingy that went from his midhead down to the bottom of his neck.
"Culex576, the Bowser hat for you" Master Hand tossed a horned Bowser hat towards Culex576, complete with the red hairdo.
"Nice! I can breathe fire now!" Culex576 smiled a bit mischievously as he took a look around. "I get the top bunk, whoever I have to be stuck with!"
"And last but not least, Houou, please come up and get your hat" He handed Houou a Samus' helmet.
"All right then" Houou squeezed her long, brown hair into the helmet before putting it on. As she did a cannon appeared on one arm of her long-sleeved red shirt.
"Now, you have one day to train for the fights" Master Hand started.
"I thought you said we had two days" Replied Bowser-Culex576.
"Well, I lied. Anyway, you have one day to prepare. There is a training cell outside your own, next to the padded cell with the loser. We have several obstacles set up for you. MultiMan Melee, or M.M.M., Home Run Contest and Break the Targets"
Crazy Hand continued this. "But, if you don't pass these tests when you try them, you're going to be in a world of pain! And anger too because you'll fail often! BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah" Master Hand and Crazy Hand both waved their hands once. The main room of the cell expanded greatly, and six more bunk beds appeared.
"Here you go. Tournament's the day after tomorrow, good luck" Master Hand gave his evil chuckle, as did Crazy Hand as the two hands floated away from the area.
A girl of about thirteen typed in a five-letter password to enter a program on her computer. She wasn't that tall, standing about four feet, eight inches. The jeans she wore were dark blue, and her sweater was gray and her white shoes had purple stripes going across them. Her hair was black, nearly the color of her dark brown eyes. Upon entering the password a box came up.
It had what looked to be Marth on it. He was wearing a black headband though, and didn't have that girly tiara. His hair was combed a bit differently too. He spoke in a computerized voice yet still similar to his own. "Hello, Kim, welcome back"
The girl named Kim reached for a headset and put it on, speaking into it. "Hello, AMM. Can you do a search for me on trophies?"
"Sure thing" Another box popped up, showing search results. But her eyes went down towards the very last site on the list. It was marked 'Master Hand's Domain, Restricted'.
"Hm..." Kim moved her mouse and clicked on the words, but it asked for a password immediately. "AMM, could you hack into it?"
"I shall try" Replied the computer. An hour glass came up as the computer began to search. A few moments passed before the computerized Marth called AMM spoke again. "I was able to hack in, but all that seems to be there is a link to a camera"
"Enter...I want to at least see what it is"
"Yes ma'am" And so a box opened up.
"Hey...something's happening with my watch" Master Gamer looked down at her gold watch. The only ones nearby were Dr. Nick and Platinum K, so they walked over to see what was up. The middle part was turning static-y, like with a TV channel you just can't get. And after a minute, the image of the girl at the computer popped up. "Whoa, looks like I got live broadcast"
"Now I see why that site was restricted, I think" Came the voice of Kim, who could be seen through the watch. She blinked a bit.
"Who are you" Asked Master Gamer through the watch. "And how did you get to this?"
"I'm not sure" Kim replied. "I just entered a restricted website with the help of AMM--that's my computerized clone of Marth, and this came up. Who are you?"
"I'm Master Gamer, this is Dr. Nick and Platinum K. You wouldn't believe us if we told you where we were right now and what happened"
"Ok, tell me"
"And then...they dropped us in here, like dogs!" Platinum K dramatically summarized, after a couple of minutes the three of them spent explaining. "And we've been stuck ever since. Dr. Nick here and I were the first two victims, and since then everyone's been coming"
"Whoa, that's strange, but if it happened to all of you I believe you" Kim smiled.
"So what we're saying is..." Dr. Nick pulled the watch close to his face and along with his Master Gamer's hand. "GET US OUT OF HERE!"
"I'll do what I can but I can't make any promises. I'll be sure to keep in touch, I'm bookmarking this page. Whenever I come back you'll hear from me, but I have to be going now. Bye!" The image of Kim smiling faded as the time-telling portion of Master Gamer's watch went back to normal. With a possible new help for the prisoners, will they be able to escape without being forced to compete in this tournament?
"I said SILENCE! Anyway, for any of you who didn't know, I'm the Master Hand, and this is my sister, Crazy Hand"
"Hello" Added Crazy Hand in his male voice, giving a wave.
"Isn't he a male?" China Girl said with a blink.
"Yes, but the glove species is different from you and I. We call brothers and sister both sisters. Now be quiet" Crazy Hand turned to Master Hand who began to speak.
"Well, in case you haven't noticed, this plot is very similar to Master Gamer's story...because our author is a plagiarist!" HEY! I'm the one putting you here you stupid piece hand wear. In any case the Master Hand continued. "Anyway, we've decided to keep on the tradition, and put you all in a tournament for our own amusement!"
"You have go to be kidding me" Crono12345 looked up towards the glove. "We're just FanFic writers, we don't want to fight! Plus the girls would be wiped out"
"HEY!" Akie, Reanda, Master Gamer, China Girl and Sarie all yelled at one.
"Er...sorry, sorry" Apologized Crono12345.
"The fifteen of you and the lunatic over there will be in a tournament. Single elimination, until there is one winner" The Master Hand showed them a large piece of paper which held the names of them for the tournament to come.
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
PlatinumK vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
"You will have two days to train for this. When two days are over we will bring you to different fields to fight. The final battle will be on Final Destination, for the only two worthy of going. The fields chosen will depend on your hats"
"Hats?" Asked BlackMage13 skeptically.
"Yes, yes, hats. Crazy, did you get the hats?" Master Hand turned himself the other way to see that Crazy Hand was coming up, a bunch of hats on his fingers and in his palm.
"Got them" Crazy Hand replied.
"Excellent. Now, you probably know the Kirby Hats, don't you?"
"We get the Kirby Hats?!" Exclaimed Platinum K. "All right!"
"Sort of...these aren't exactly Kirby hats. They're much better" The Master Hand went into explanation of the several hats that Crazy Hand had. "Normally, Kirby hats only give you the power to use a single special attack, but these will allow you to use EVERY attack, without having to change your form, much anyway. We figured it would be much more fun to watch you with these than to have you fight with your fists and feet. I know which ones you desire, so here you go. Dr. Nick, here is yours"
Crazy Hand let down a red helmet from his pinkie. Dr. Nick caught it and smiled. "All right, I'm gonna be Captain Falcon!"
"Platinum K, take it" Crazy Hand let down a green hat with a brim.
"Luigi, just like I like it! I can't wait to use my favorite attack, Green Missile!"
"Akie, here's yours" Master Hand looked to Crazy Hand, who dropped a hat down to her. It was Zelda's headdress.
"All right, I got Zelda!" Akie smiled as she donned the headdress.
"BlackMage13, come and get it..."
"All right, I got a Falco hat! Wait, does this mean I'm going to grow a beak when I wear it?"
"Yes. dragonax2k1" Crazy Hand threw what looked to be a red wig to him.
"A wig?"
"No, that's Roy's hair. Put it on and you'll get his sword too. Tim333..." He tossed Tim333 a sock-like cap in the shade of green.
"Very delightful, I get the opportunity to be Link"
"Haha, you're a girly man!" Teased dragonax2k1 as he donned Roy's hair. As he did a sword sprang right into his hand. "All right!"
"Miss Imperial Kai, come get yours" Yet another wig-like hat was handed to her. It was kind of a dull blackish tint, but Reanda didn't mind at all.
"Yes, I get Marth's powers!" She put on the hat and immediatley the Falchion sword came into her hand.
"Master Gamer, if you would" Master Hand said as Crazy Hand dropped a hat for her. Master Gamer put it on, it was the...Pichu hat?
"Pichu for me!" She put on the hat and tried out her Electric powers. An electrical attack came from the cheeks on the hat, but she flinched. "Ow, that hurt. I knew I shouldn't have picked the Pichu hat for cuteness. Could I possibly--"
"Here" Crazy Hand handed her a Pikachu hat in exchange.
"Thanks"
"Now, Somebody is in the looney bin...so this next hat is for China Girl" He threw China Girl a hat that was a red baseball cap.
"PK Powers are mine to command" China Girl smiled as she donned the cap backwards.
"Razor Osaka, I see you wanted to become a Dork...A Cannondork..." Crazy Hand started but was interrupted by his brother.
"Not Cannondork, Ganondorf" He corrected his brother hand. "Here"
"Yes, I am now going to be...Ganondorf!" Razor Osaka put on the hat, giving him Ganondorf's dark red hair and that strange shape thing on his forehead, not to mention a hostile look. He gave Ganondorf's taunt laugh and spun around in midair.
"Grey Fox, you'll be a different Fox I see" Crazy Hand tossed down a cap in Fox's likeness. Grey Fox donned the hat, giving him Fox's ears and...head. A Blaster also came to his hand.
"Excellent, Blaster time" He aimed his new Blaster around, causing everyone to back away farther.
"Sarie Cigam...you're going to be Yoshi, I can tell" Master Hand reached for a Bowser cap on Crazy Hand's pointer finger.
"Yoshi?" The fourteen other FanFic writers in the room asked, turning to her.
"Well, he's actually pretty cool, and I don't think many people would want to mess with a girl who can eat people and turn them into eggs! Heh heh heh" Sarie picked up the Yoshi cap and put it on.
"Crono12345, you come and get your hat. I see you wanted to be Mewtwo" Crazy Hand held out a little hat for him.
"Exactly" Crono12345 picked up his hat. He put it on, giving him the appearance of semi-tall white ears and a...thingy that went from his midhead down to the bottom of his neck.
"Culex576, the Bowser hat for you" Master Hand tossed a horned Bowser hat towards Culex576, complete with the red hairdo.
"Nice! I can breathe fire now!" Culex576 smiled a bit mischievously as he took a look around. "I get the top bunk, whoever I have to be stuck with!"
"And last but not least, Houou, please come up and get your hat" He handed Houou a Samus' helmet.
"All right then" Houou squeezed her long, brown hair into the helmet before putting it on. As she did a cannon appeared on one arm of her long-sleeved red shirt.
"Now, you have one day to train for the fights" Master Hand started.
"I thought you said we had two days" Replied Bowser-Culex576.
"Well, I lied. Anyway, you have one day to prepare. There is a training cell outside your own, next to the padded cell with the loser. We have several obstacles set up for you. MultiMan Melee, or M.M.M., Home Run Contest and Break the Targets"
Crazy Hand continued this. "But, if you don't pass these tests when you try them, you're going to be in a world of pain! And anger too because you'll fail often! BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah" Master Hand and Crazy Hand both waved their hands once. The main room of the cell expanded greatly, and six more bunk beds appeared.
"Here you go. Tournament's the day after tomorrow, good luck" Master Hand gave his evil chuckle, as did Crazy Hand as the two hands floated away from the area.
A girl of about thirteen typed in a five-letter password to enter a program on her computer. She wasn't that tall, standing about four feet, eight inches. The jeans she wore were dark blue, and her sweater was gray and her white shoes had purple stripes going across them. Her hair was black, nearly the color of her dark brown eyes. Upon entering the password a box came up.
It had what looked to be Marth on it. He was wearing a black headband though, and didn't have that girly tiara. His hair was combed a bit differently too. He spoke in a computerized voice yet still similar to his own. "Hello, Kim, welcome back"
The girl named Kim reached for a headset and put it on, speaking into it. "Hello, AMM. Can you do a search for me on trophies?"
"Sure thing" Another box popped up, showing search results. But her eyes went down towards the very last site on the list. It was marked 'Master Hand's Domain, Restricted'.
"Hm..." Kim moved her mouse and clicked on the words, but it asked for a password immediately. "AMM, could you hack into it?"
"I shall try" Replied the computer. An hour glass came up as the computer began to search. A few moments passed before the computerized Marth called AMM spoke again. "I was able to hack in, but all that seems to be there is a link to a camera"
"Enter...I want to at least see what it is"
"Yes ma'am" And so a box opened up.
"Hey...something's happening with my watch" Master Gamer looked down at her gold watch. The only ones nearby were Dr. Nick and Platinum K, so they walked over to see what was up. The middle part was turning static-y, like with a TV channel you just can't get. And after a minute, the image of the girl at the computer popped up. "Whoa, looks like I got live broadcast"
"Now I see why that site was restricted, I think" Came the voice of Kim, who could be seen through the watch. She blinked a bit.
"Who are you" Asked Master Gamer through the watch. "And how did you get to this?"
"I'm not sure" Kim replied. "I just entered a restricted website with the help of AMM--that's my computerized clone of Marth, and this came up. Who are you?"
"I'm Master Gamer, this is Dr. Nick and Platinum K. You wouldn't believe us if we told you where we were right now and what happened"
"Ok, tell me"
"And then...they dropped us in here, like dogs!" Platinum K dramatically summarized, after a couple of minutes the three of them spent explaining. "And we've been stuck ever since. Dr. Nick here and I were the first two victims, and since then everyone's been coming"
"Whoa, that's strange, but if it happened to all of you I believe you" Kim smiled.
"So what we're saying is..." Dr. Nick pulled the watch close to his face and along with his Master Gamer's hand. "GET US OUT OF HERE!"
"I'll do what I can but I can't make any promises. I'll be sure to keep in touch, I'm bookmarking this page. Whenever I come back you'll hear from me, but I have to be going now. Bye!" The image of Kim smiling faded as the time-telling portion of Master Gamer's watch went back to normal. With a possible new help for the prisoners, will they be able to escape without being forced to compete in this tournament?