"Well, what do you say we hit the MultiMan Melee, P.K?" Asked Dr. Nick as he began to walk out of the cell, Platinum K following.
"P.K? Well, in any case I was more in the mood to try out Break The Targets" Platinum K and Dr. Nick started towards the stadium now. "Besides, I think MultiMan Melee's all filled up...NO!" The two arrived at the stadium. A note said 'The Most Allowed in Break The Targets is four' and all four doors said 'occupied'.
"How about the Home Run Contest then?" Dr. Nick suggested.
"Not much other choice, anyway..." The two walked into a platform with a very, very, very, very, very long line of marked grass coming from it. Atop there was a single Home-Run Bat, and a large Sandbag which was right in the middle. "I'll go first" Platinum K picked up the bat, and as he did so 10 seconds went immediatley on the clock. Platinum attacked with a Flaming Super Jump Punch.
He couldn't believe how great it felt to be using one of his favorite attacks for real. The feel of the fire...burned, but it was still heavenly. The punch sent the back straight up, and so he used Luigi Cyclone. With 5 seconds down he began to shoot out fireballs.
"3...2...1" Came a voice. And without anything left to do, Platinum K smacked the bat as hard as he could with the baseball bat. The scoreboard changed gears and showed 864.9 ft.
"Beat that" Platinum K smiled as he handed the bat over towards Dr. Nick.
"I can do that and more" Dr. Nick fixed the Captain Falcon helmet onto his head and the clock started up at 10. "Falcone...Punch!" He hit the Sandbag with a fully charged and firey Falcon Punch, but maybe a bit too far. It slid off the platform to get a total of...23.7 feet.
"Whoa, you're a real Sammy Sosa!"
"Oh shut up"
"Mind if I take a shot?" Grey Fox stepped towards the Sandbag. He took the bat as Dr. Nick handed it to him and rushed over. "To-eya!" He did a quick kick-flip to send the bag right to the edge. He then rushed over and began to blast the Sandbag with all he had, and surprisingly the bag didn't even move! He continued his Blaster until finally there was only one-second left. With full power in the single second Grey Fox quickly raised the bat high and WHAM! It went soaring...soaring...an entire 1134.5 feet! "Once again, I am the man. See ya"
"Cruel Melee...I'd bet this isn't so hard" Razor Osaka saw a couple of lights appear as several trophies of the Wire Frames appeared. He quickly dashed over towards one of the Female Wire Frames and attempted to drive his upward fist in with a Guerdo Dragon, but he was quickly hit by a slap. A Male Wire Frame came down and hit him several times. "THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT!" Razor Osaka bellowed as he was launched from the screen. "Why are they so hard to beat? Why can't I even hit them? And why am I talking to myself?" He hit a stone floor with a loud thud. "Ow" He found himself back at the holding cell.
"Time I give a shot at this Break The Targets thing" Akie found herself atop a platform, with targets all around. She held out her hand and a small energy force emitted, breaking the first target. She went down to break two more with quick physical attacks. Seeing one on the other side of the temple-like pole she was in front of, Akie did a double jump and used a Faore's Wind to get to the other side. "Wow, using Zelda's powers are great..., wait, if I have all of Zelda's attacks, then maybe..."
She attempted something...and it worked! Her headdress turned into a veil and she now had Sheik's powers to command. She took out one target with a quick leap and a kick, but seeing she was falling she tried to use Faore's Wind to get back. But unfortunately, Sheik had a different attack, Vanish, and it had a worse range. Akie fell down with a crash, and found herself back on the top bunk of the cell. "No fair, I was just getting started..."
"You too?" Asked Razor Osaka from below.
"Nothing like a regular fight, eh Tom?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he held out Roy's sword. He was on Final Destination, facing down Tim333, his opponent. Master Hand gave them permission to use Final Destination as a training ground, for the day only, anyway. And so the two of them were about to have a practice duel to prepare their powers.
"The name is Tim, three, three, three" Tim333 took out the Master Sword of Link while balancing a shield on his other hands. "En garde!" The two began a hard battle of steel. Tim333 dived towards dragonax2k1 who blocked with a sword blow. He came back with a vicious swing, which Tim333 was able to block with his shield. He pulled out a boomerang and launched it right at dragonax2k1, who took a few steps back.
Seeing an advantage, Tim333 held his sword against dragonax2k1's stomach. "Looks like I have won, wouldn't you say, old chap?"
"Maybe when hell freezes over!" dragonax2k1 quickly fell to the ground and slid away. He jumped to his feet and ran at Tim333, attacking with a vicious barrage of sword attacks. "Hm...Double-Edge Dance time! Ehm, hei, toriya, hyah!" He hit with three straight hits then spun around to hit with the fourth, marked by 'yah'.
"Ouch...my gosh, I say, that was quite barbaric. You get the win" Tim333 reached into his cargo pants pocket and pulled out a Maxim Tomato.
"Where'd you get that?"
"Oh, this. I snuck a couple of them from Giga Bowser's little stash. Very clever, wouldn't you say?" Tim333 gave a bit of a smile as he bit into the tomato and swallowed it within a few bites.
"I'm not sure about that but it sure is sneaky. Come on, it's getting late, let's call it a night" The two of them started on their way back to the cell, descending a very large staircase down to the holding place. "That stupid hand said we'd have a full day...it was well past six when we got here, and it's already nine. And we have to get up early so we have our energy for the fight, we barely got any time to train"
"Yes, you are very correct" Tim333 yawned and stretched out his arms. "I do so wish there was a way out of here"
Upon arriving the two new swordsmen saw that almost everyone was already calling it a night, standing there. "Hey, you guys all going to sleep already?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he took a seat.
"No" Replied Reanda, shaking her head. "Dr. Nick and Platinum K are fixing us a feast to celebrate our only day of being together without having to fight...because who knows what will happen after that"
"And they volunteered? I say, that's not like Dr. Nick to do so" Tim333 thought aloud.
China Girl gave a giggle. "Well, that was actually decided via votes. Neither of them seemed too happy about doing this"
"Gr...do I look like a chef?" Dr. Nick growled as he flipped a hamburger on the grill to fry using a spatula.
"Well, you sorta do with the hat and apron" Platinum K replied to his good friend. Dr. Nick was wearing a white apron, not the frilly kind though, and a chef's hat.
"What can I say, I like to accessorize" Dr. Nick pulled out some meatloaf as Platinum K threw a pizza into the oven with a wooden paddle.
"Hey, I think your quiche is burning" Platinum K sniffed the air a bit as he came to this conclusion.
"Oh dear God! I spent five whole minutes on that!" Dr. Nick rushed towards the other side of the oven and pulled out a burned quiche. "What a waste of cheese..."
So, about twenty minutes later, everyone was eating at the table, conversing and talking and speaking...yes I know they mean the same thing. A large spread of food, all made by Dr. Nick and Platinum K was set out.
"Hey, you guys have been ordering pizza and I never knew it?!" Houou pounded her fist on the table. "He could've gotten us out of here"
"It's not delivery..." Platinum K held up a box as a smile came to his face. "It's Digorno"
"Could've fooled me" Houou took a bite of the slice of pizza she had on her plate. "You guys cook pretty well...and great portions"
"Well, we used all the food we had left, I didn't figure we'd need it" Dr. Nick reached out for a mini-quiche. "Lucky I made mini-quiches for backup, since the big one burned"
"Wait, then what're we going to have for breakfast?" Sarie announced, being the first one to realize this. So much for the big feast.
The next morning, everyone had woken up by eight. The tournament was set to begin at noon, so after a quick breakfast most people had gone out for a quick training day by nine. It was the same exact thing--Home Run Contest to practice power, Target Test to test out their speed and MultiMan Melee for their survivability. Everyone was just finishing their training session...
"PK THUNDA!" China Girl put her hands on her head and emitted a quick bolt of electricity from the cap. It struck two Wire Frames, sending them out of the stadium. As soon as the attack ended her shock did as well. "And that makes 100 down. I think I'm ready"
"YAH!" Sarie raised her bat and struck the Sandbag with all her strength. It seemed that the bag had taken a beating, because it went way, way up! It stayed up for the whole range of 700 feet, before it started to come down, and over 1000 before it hit the ground. It finally slid for a total of 1378.7. "A new record for me...I'm ready!" She fixed her Yoshi cap and went off to Final Destination for the tournament.
"Thunder Jolt time!" A quick electrical attack came from the red cheek on Master Gamer's Pikachu hat to smash the tenth target. She dashed right back up to the plank with Quick Attack. "There, that wasn't too hard"
"3...2...1" As the announcer's voice could be heard Dr. Nick used Falcon Punch to clear out about three or four more Wire Framers. "Total score in three minutes...123. Not bad, but I think I could have done better. In any case...away I go!"
Culex576 roared as he used Bowser Bomb, clearing away more Wire Frames. The time ran out, and at the end of fifteen minutes he had defeated over 396 Wire Frames. "Ok, now I'm prepared to take down the competition for that tournament!"
"HYAAAA!" Tim333 finished off the last target with a Spin Attack, simply standing in place. "I feel that I am greatly ready, it is time"
"I can't wait to see those fools beat the crap out of each other. What about you?" Mewtwo took a seat down by Ganondorf and Bowser as the group of Super Smash Brothers entered an arena facing Final Destination.
"Of course, they deserve it" Bowser laughed, coughing out a bit of fire"And lucky Master Hand installed this thing so the stages appear here, and we won't have to move!"
"Are you ready?!" Master Hand called out. All fifteen original prisoners were standing there, and Crazy Hand was holding Somebody. His head was round, his eyes were big and he also had weird looking cheeks. It was plain that he was Jigglypuff. Master Hand figured that making Somebody the thing that he hated most would be easier torture, and he hated Pokémon.
"I think they're plenty ready" Crazy Hand added. He was in front of the stands, as well as Giga Bowser, who was on a leash which Crazy Hand was holding. "Let's begin the tournament!"
"All right. Now, let's begin match one!" Master Hand announced. "It beings with Somebody and BlackMage13. To quote Luigi: Let's-a go!"
Crazy Hand dropped Somebody into Final Destination, as BlackMage13 leapt in. With the Falco feathers on his head, and luckily for him no beak, just the eye-thing on his face, BlackMage13 had such a high jump he could get in through the faraway platform that was set out for the tournament fighters. There was about four benches, a water fountain and that's it.
"Now, Somebody is Jigglypuff, and BlackMage13 is Falco Lombardi, so we'll stage the match at the Poké Floats" With a wave of his hand, the Final Destination transformed into a Giant Squirtle float! Somebody stood on the head of it while BlackMage13 was on the arm. The Master Hand held up three fingers and put them down as he counted for the match to begin. "3...2...1...GO!"
"P.K? Well, in any case I was more in the mood to try out Break The Targets" Platinum K and Dr. Nick started towards the stadium now. "Besides, I think MultiMan Melee's all filled up...NO!" The two arrived at the stadium. A note said 'The Most Allowed in Break The Targets is four' and all four doors said 'occupied'.
"How about the Home Run Contest then?" Dr. Nick suggested.
"Not much other choice, anyway..." The two walked into a platform with a very, very, very, very, very long line of marked grass coming from it. Atop there was a single Home-Run Bat, and a large Sandbag which was right in the middle. "I'll go first" Platinum K picked up the bat, and as he did so 10 seconds went immediatley on the clock. Platinum attacked with a Flaming Super Jump Punch.
He couldn't believe how great it felt to be using one of his favorite attacks for real. The feel of the fire...burned, but it was still heavenly. The punch sent the back straight up, and so he used Luigi Cyclone. With 5 seconds down he began to shoot out fireballs.
"3...2...1" Came a voice. And without anything left to do, Platinum K smacked the bat as hard as he could with the baseball bat. The scoreboard changed gears and showed 864.9 ft.
"Beat that" Platinum K smiled as he handed the bat over towards Dr. Nick.
"I can do that and more" Dr. Nick fixed the Captain Falcon helmet onto his head and the clock started up at 10. "Falcone...Punch!" He hit the Sandbag with a fully charged and firey Falcon Punch, but maybe a bit too far. It slid off the platform to get a total of...23.7 feet.
"Whoa, you're a real Sammy Sosa!"
"Oh shut up"
"Mind if I take a shot?" Grey Fox stepped towards the Sandbag. He took the bat as Dr. Nick handed it to him and rushed over. "To-eya!" He did a quick kick-flip to send the bag right to the edge. He then rushed over and began to blast the Sandbag with all he had, and surprisingly the bag didn't even move! He continued his Blaster until finally there was only one-second left. With full power in the single second Grey Fox quickly raised the bat high and WHAM! It went soaring...soaring...an entire 1134.5 feet! "Once again, I am the man. See ya"
"Cruel Melee...I'd bet this isn't so hard" Razor Osaka saw a couple of lights appear as several trophies of the Wire Frames appeared. He quickly dashed over towards one of the Female Wire Frames and attempted to drive his upward fist in with a Guerdo Dragon, but he was quickly hit by a slap. A Male Wire Frame came down and hit him several times. "THIS DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT!" Razor Osaka bellowed as he was launched from the screen. "Why are they so hard to beat? Why can't I even hit them? And why am I talking to myself?" He hit a stone floor with a loud thud. "Ow" He found himself back at the holding cell.
"Time I give a shot at this Break The Targets thing" Akie found herself atop a platform, with targets all around. She held out her hand and a small energy force emitted, breaking the first target. She went down to break two more with quick physical attacks. Seeing one on the other side of the temple-like pole she was in front of, Akie did a double jump and used a Faore's Wind to get to the other side. "Wow, using Zelda's powers are great..., wait, if I have all of Zelda's attacks, then maybe..."
She attempted something...and it worked! Her headdress turned into a veil and she now had Sheik's powers to command. She took out one target with a quick leap and a kick, but seeing she was falling she tried to use Faore's Wind to get back. But unfortunately, Sheik had a different attack, Vanish, and it had a worse range. Akie fell down with a crash, and found herself back on the top bunk of the cell. "No fair, I was just getting started..."
"You too?" Asked Razor Osaka from below.
"Nothing like a regular fight, eh Tom?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he held out Roy's sword. He was on Final Destination, facing down Tim333, his opponent. Master Hand gave them permission to use Final Destination as a training ground, for the day only, anyway. And so the two of them were about to have a practice duel to prepare their powers.
"The name is Tim, three, three, three" Tim333 took out the Master Sword of Link while balancing a shield on his other hands. "En garde!" The two began a hard battle of steel. Tim333 dived towards dragonax2k1 who blocked with a sword blow. He came back with a vicious swing, which Tim333 was able to block with his shield. He pulled out a boomerang and launched it right at dragonax2k1, who took a few steps back.
Seeing an advantage, Tim333 held his sword against dragonax2k1's stomach. "Looks like I have won, wouldn't you say, old chap?"
"Maybe when hell freezes over!" dragonax2k1 quickly fell to the ground and slid away. He jumped to his feet and ran at Tim333, attacking with a vicious barrage of sword attacks. "Hm...Double-Edge Dance time! Ehm, hei, toriya, hyah!" He hit with three straight hits then spun around to hit with the fourth, marked by 'yah'.
"Ouch...my gosh, I say, that was quite barbaric. You get the win" Tim333 reached into his cargo pants pocket and pulled out a Maxim Tomato.
"Where'd you get that?"
"Oh, this. I snuck a couple of them from Giga Bowser's little stash. Very clever, wouldn't you say?" Tim333 gave a bit of a smile as he bit into the tomato and swallowed it within a few bites.
"I'm not sure about that but it sure is sneaky. Come on, it's getting late, let's call it a night" The two of them started on their way back to the cell, descending a very large staircase down to the holding place. "That stupid hand said we'd have a full day...it was well past six when we got here, and it's already nine. And we have to get up early so we have our energy for the fight, we barely got any time to train"
"Yes, you are very correct" Tim333 yawned and stretched out his arms. "I do so wish there was a way out of here"
Upon arriving the two new swordsmen saw that almost everyone was already calling it a night, standing there. "Hey, you guys all going to sleep already?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he took a seat.
"No" Replied Reanda, shaking her head. "Dr. Nick and Platinum K are fixing us a feast to celebrate our only day of being together without having to fight...because who knows what will happen after that"
"And they volunteered? I say, that's not like Dr. Nick to do so" Tim333 thought aloud.
China Girl gave a giggle. "Well, that was actually decided via votes. Neither of them seemed too happy about doing this"
"Gr...do I look like a chef?" Dr. Nick growled as he flipped a hamburger on the grill to fry using a spatula.
"Well, you sorta do with the hat and apron" Platinum K replied to his good friend. Dr. Nick was wearing a white apron, not the frilly kind though, and a chef's hat.
"What can I say, I like to accessorize" Dr. Nick pulled out some meatloaf as Platinum K threw a pizza into the oven with a wooden paddle.
"Hey, I think your quiche is burning" Platinum K sniffed the air a bit as he came to this conclusion.
"Oh dear God! I spent five whole minutes on that!" Dr. Nick rushed towards the other side of the oven and pulled out a burned quiche. "What a waste of cheese..."
So, about twenty minutes later, everyone was eating at the table, conversing and talking and speaking...yes I know they mean the same thing. A large spread of food, all made by Dr. Nick and Platinum K was set out.
"Hey, you guys have been ordering pizza and I never knew it?!" Houou pounded her fist on the table. "He could've gotten us out of here"
"It's not delivery..." Platinum K held up a box as a smile came to his face. "It's Digorno"
"Could've fooled me" Houou took a bite of the slice of pizza she had on her plate. "You guys cook pretty well...and great portions"
"Well, we used all the food we had left, I didn't figure we'd need it" Dr. Nick reached out for a mini-quiche. "Lucky I made mini-quiches for backup, since the big one burned"
"Wait, then what're we going to have for breakfast?" Sarie announced, being the first one to realize this. So much for the big feast.
The next morning, everyone had woken up by eight. The tournament was set to begin at noon, so after a quick breakfast most people had gone out for a quick training day by nine. It was the same exact thing--Home Run Contest to practice power, Target Test to test out their speed and MultiMan Melee for their survivability. Everyone was just finishing their training session...
"PK THUNDA!" China Girl put her hands on her head and emitted a quick bolt of electricity from the cap. It struck two Wire Frames, sending them out of the stadium. As soon as the attack ended her shock did as well. "And that makes 100 down. I think I'm ready"
"YAH!" Sarie raised her bat and struck the Sandbag with all her strength. It seemed that the bag had taken a beating, because it went way, way up! It stayed up for the whole range of 700 feet, before it started to come down, and over 1000 before it hit the ground. It finally slid for a total of 1378.7. "A new record for me...I'm ready!" She fixed her Yoshi cap and went off to Final Destination for the tournament.
"Thunder Jolt time!" A quick electrical attack came from the red cheek on Master Gamer's Pikachu hat to smash the tenth target. She dashed right back up to the plank with Quick Attack. "There, that wasn't too hard"
"3...2...1" As the announcer's voice could be heard Dr. Nick used Falcon Punch to clear out about three or four more Wire Framers. "Total score in three minutes...123. Not bad, but I think I could have done better. In any case...away I go!"
Culex576 roared as he used Bowser Bomb, clearing away more Wire Frames. The time ran out, and at the end of fifteen minutes he had defeated over 396 Wire Frames. "Ok, now I'm prepared to take down the competition for that tournament!"
"HYAAAA!" Tim333 finished off the last target with a Spin Attack, simply standing in place. "I feel that I am greatly ready, it is time"
"I can't wait to see those fools beat the crap out of each other. What about you?" Mewtwo took a seat down by Ganondorf and Bowser as the group of Super Smash Brothers entered an arena facing Final Destination.
"Of course, they deserve it" Bowser laughed, coughing out a bit of fire"And lucky Master Hand installed this thing so the stages appear here, and we won't have to move!"
"Are you ready?!" Master Hand called out. All fifteen original prisoners were standing there, and Crazy Hand was holding Somebody. His head was round, his eyes were big and he also had weird looking cheeks. It was plain that he was Jigglypuff. Master Hand figured that making Somebody the thing that he hated most would be easier torture, and he hated Pokémon.
"I think they're plenty ready" Crazy Hand added. He was in front of the stands, as well as Giga Bowser, who was on a leash which Crazy Hand was holding. "Let's begin the tournament!"
"All right. Now, let's begin match one!" Master Hand announced. "It beings with Somebody and BlackMage13. To quote Luigi: Let's-a go!"
Crazy Hand dropped Somebody into Final Destination, as BlackMage13 leapt in. With the Falco feathers on his head, and luckily for him no beak, just the eye-thing on his face, BlackMage13 had such a high jump he could get in through the faraway platform that was set out for the tournament fighters. There was about four benches, a water fountain and that's it.
"Now, Somebody is Jigglypuff, and BlackMage13 is Falco Lombardi, so we'll stage the match at the Poké Floats" With a wave of his hand, the Final Destination transformed into a Giant Squirtle float! Somebody stood on the head of it while BlackMage13 was on the arm. The Master Hand held up three fingers and put them down as he counted for the match to begin. "3...2...1...GO!"