Razor Osaka breathed out a huge blast of fire from his mouth, which traveled in a stocky beam towards Tim333. Tim333 leapt up over the fire and came down, placing a palm on Razor Osaka's chest. He followed it up by hitting him several times with a glowing black-purple fire move.
"Dark Flame...good one" Razor Osaka leapt up to the top right part of the ship. The huge spiked shell on his back, gained from the Bowser hat, was starting to become more of a burden than a help to him. "But can you take...the Koopa Claw?!" Razor Osaka dashed at Tim333, giving him a quick slash from the claws he never had. Tim333 floated back, having only taken minor damage from this.
"You think you are going to defeat me? Well, I am not going to lose this time! I refuse to lose!" Tim333 ran over and pointed his finger to the floor, sending out a blast of bright purple energy which sent Razor Osaka flying off the field. Razor Osaka quickly pulled himself into the large turtle shell and spun with all he had to get back to the stage.
"I don't think I'm going to defeat you..." Razor Osaka started with a smile. "I KNOW I'm going to defeat you!" He quickly leapt into the air and came down with a great force. Being that he was standing next to one of the barge corners, he could not escape and found himself on the receiving end of a crushing attack thanks to the full weight of Razor Osaka, which wasn't really a lot, but with that gigantic turtle shell it was.
"Ouch...what?!" Tim333 tried to attack once more but Razor Osaka was whacking him stupid with several closed fists, hitting him one time after another before Tim333 could even respond to this onslaught with an attack of his own.
"Now I shall finish you once and for all!" Razor Osaka held his head back for a few seconds. At Tim333 began to recover from the vicious Koopa Knuckles he had just taken, he found himself on the receiving end of a strong headbutt. He went flying off, thinking he would surely lose, for his feet would touch the bottom platform soon. But suddenly, he had it!
"I have got it!" Hey, I just said that. He quickly vanished into thin air, but appeared again in front of Razor Osaka, hitting him with the Psychic force emitted when he appeared again. "That would be Teleportation" Tim333 smiled and held his hands together, beginning to charge what looked kind of like what Houou was in the previous fight, but with a lot less blue, and a lot more black and purple.
"I'll stop you right there!" Razor Osaka tried to attack Tim333 with another headbutt, but he quickly slid by Razor Osaka.
"Shadow Ball simply contains a quite handy built-in dodge...too bad you do not" Tim333 let the Shadow Ball attack from his hands, leaving the orb to go in a swaying fashion. With the turtle shell Razor Osaka was too slow to escape and got knocked from the barge. He once again used his Whirling Fortress to get back up.
"Well, I have something called the BLENDER!" With a quick move Razor Osaka snatched Tim333 from the top ledge and pulled him into the top of the shell, moving around in a circle to damage him harshly. "Take that!"
Tim333 was launched into the side of the mast. He was sure at least one bone in his arm was broken from this, and that was where most of Mewtwo's attacks came from. Without any choice, he let himself fall victim to yet another attack coming from Razor Osaka, the headbutt he'd used twice before, to let him fall onto the bottom platform once again.
"Game set! Round over! Culex576 advances!"
"Culex?" Razor Osaka asked questioningly, but quickly remembering his disguise he tried to act natural. "Oh yeah, go me!" Razor Osaka gave a grin and joined the winners section with all of the others.
"You know, you seem a lot like one of those other guys to me..." Houou recognized as Razor Osaka took a seat next to her.
"Uh...well, I guess I have a resemblance, heh heh" Razor Osaka chuckled. Everyone looked up to see Master Hand and Crazy Hand floating over.
"I finally get to talk!" Crazy Hand excitedly exclaimed before making the clearing-throat sound, even though he didn't have a throat. "Well, round one is over and done with, and so we have the next round's ballot completed. Here it is" Crazy Hand held up a piece of paper, the continuation of the first round's combatants.
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
Platinum K vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
ROUND TWO
BlackMage13 vs Dr. Nick
Master Gamer vs Platinum K
Akie vs dragonax2k1
Houou vs Culex576
Master Hand continued his sister's speech. "The fights will resume in approximately three hours. You may not know it, but we've already passed several hours, and it's the night"
"Why did it pass so quick?" Asked Master Gamer.
"Because I said so" Master Hand replied. "Now, you shall suffer even more when round two comes around!" He held up two fingers, and went into a laugh, as did Crazy Hand's horridly insane laugh.
"Suffer? This is one of the most fun things I've ever had!" Akie said with a smile.
"Huh, what?!" Master Hand was aghast at hearing this. "What do you mean, fun?!"
"This isn't really like torture" dragonax2k1 added. "Sure, we take a beating now and then but fighting with the powers of Super Smash Brothers is nothing like we've ever done!"
"Yeah, I can't wait for more!" BlackMage13 had a sort of victorious smile at knowing Master Hand's little plan was starting to backfire.
"I say...that was no fun for me, I lost twi--" Razor Osaka covered Tim333's mouth as he came up, he didn't want their cover blown away.
"Why you little...Super Smash Brothers, the floor is open to you" Crazy Hand turned towards the twenty-six Super Smash Brothers, who stood behind Giga Bowser. "I say you should pick their punishments"
"I've been waiting for this" Bowser chuckled as he pointed a clawed finger at them. "Until the tournament is over, you will get no food!"
"And no water!" Laughed Ganondorf as he stomped a foot on the ground.
"No air!" As of suggesting this, Mewtwo looked around to see that everyone and I mean everyone was staring at him. "Ok, fine, they can have their air"
"But..." Samus walked to the front of the group. "You will spend all your spare time training and fighting, with only two hours of sleep. You will eat Targets, drink Home Runs and dream Wire Frames. Those will be your only nourishments"
"Nicely said, Samus" Master Hand chuckled to himself as he looked over the group of the thirteen conscious writers (Culex576 and Crono12345 still lay unconscious in the back, and Somebody was stuck in the padded cell) couldn't believe at all what they heard. "You heard it. Now, go back down. I want a couple of you to stay here and fight...losers only. Crazy Hand, you and Giga Bowser bring people to stadiums so they can fight, and after an hour bring them to their two hours of sleep. When they wake up they shall train one more hour and then fight"
"If I may make a suggestion, as well, sister" Crazy Hand looked over the group. "I also say that in their fights, they shall be in Giant Melee. The stadiums will be twice as large but so will they, they'd have to take twice the beating before the match will end"
"Twice the beating?!" Master Gamer thought back to her own match. The pain she had to endure just to gain victory was horrible, and twice as much wouldn't be the kind of thing she wanted, especially now that she had to face one of her own friends.
Giga Bowser added to this. "Also, items of pure pain shall be placed about. No wimp items like Maxim Tomatoes or Heart Containers will be there, manly and tough things like Super Scopes, Bob-Ombs, Motion-Sensor Bombs and...Poké Balls" Everyone, including the Hands and Super Smash Brothers gave a gasp at the last item. "Yes, Poké Balls"
"Very well, you've heard everything. We're going to show you it's not fun and games!" Master Hand quickly went into his "AHAHAHAHAHA!" laugh while Crazy Hand joined in with the "BWAHAHAHAHA!". Giga Bowser gave his snorting laughter as what Master Gamer called the "Triple Trouble Team" walked off...well, Giga Bowser walked, the hands floated, and the Super Smash Brothers leaving in different directions as well. With no choice, they all descended the very long staircase down to their own prison.
"I cannot believe you defeated me. That is the second time" Griped Tim333 as he pulled Crono12345 down the stairs, not caring if he hit his head or not.
"Only one of us could win. It might as well have been me, you're more of a goody-two shoes" Razor Osaka was pulling Culex576 down with him as well.
"God, losing is bad enough, now I can't eat, drink or probably even sleep" China Girl sighed as she followed behind Dr. Nick, Platinum K and Master Gamer.
"I knew only a tournament and with magic hats would be too good to be true" Platinum K looked up into the starry night as the mini-group went down the ninth out of fourteen staircases leading downward. "And why the heck did they put so many freaking staircases?"
"I guess it's not so bad when you win...I mean, I was kind of expecting this" Master Gamer was taking a couple of steps at a time rather than just one like all the others.
"I just hope it isn't as bad as I think it might be" Dr. Nick replied.
But it was as bad as they thought. They had to fight horrible Melee matches in MultiMan Melee, one after another, three minutes, fifteen minutes. Against hundreds, thousands even sometimes. They also had to fight each other in grueling Stamina matches which left them breathless, but they still had to move on. The exhausting Target Tests had ten, sometimes twenty targets added to each, and upon completing them it took several dozen minutes.
After the couple of hours to train everyone was exhausted, hungry, thirsty, even cold due to the lack of blankets for the two hours sleep they were going to be given. Most of them were able to get to sleep within a few hours, but one of them was definitely awake. It was Dr. Nick.
He couldn't help but think about after the third fight...that smile Master Gamer gave Tim333. What did it mean? Was it what he thought? He clenched a fist from anger. He had one aim other than the tournament, and would not let that slip away. With all anger he leapt out from the bottom bunk he slept in and pulled his boots on over his white socks, walking over to Tim333's bed. By this time, Tim333 and Razor Osaka had gotten their regular hats back.
With all anger surging in his body, Dr. Nick reached into his pocket and pulled out a glove. He tapped Tim333's shoulder a few times, getting him awake immediatley.
"What the devil do you want?" He asked drowsily as he looked over towards Dr. Nick.
"Sir, you have offended me, and I demand satisfaction!" Dr. Nick raised the glove and swung it, hitting Tim333 straight across the face. "I challenge you to a duel! Do you accept, or are you a coward?!"
Tim333 shook his head and looked over towards Dr. Nick. He pulled himself closer, grabbed Dr. Nick's shirt and formed an angry face as he said. "I...AM A COWARD!" He went back to laying down as Dr. Nick just stood there. "Now, go away, I want to get to bed before I another hour of bloody suffering--oh for crying out loud, it's starting in ten minutes"
"Then how about tomorrow?" Dr. Nick growled. He wasn't about to take no for an answer. "We can have our duel in the twilight, as soon as everyone goes to sleep?"
"Very well...I do not exactly see why but I will fight you then. Now go away" Tim333 gave a yawn as he pulled himself out of bed, slipping on his fancy Italian shoes. "I am now going to try to find a way out, maybe I can get home in time for a spot of tea..."
By now everyone was already waking up from their pitiful two hours sleep due to the loud singing they heard. It was most definitely a female voice, and that of a fully grown woman. Dr. Nick and Tim333, being the first two up, looked out the window to see that the one singing was--Falco.
"I am sickened and dismayed" Dr. Nick covered his mouth to prevent throwing up and walked off as Tim333 gave a few chuckles at this.
It seemed like it was only a few minutes until the tournament was about to begin. The fifteen of them, not including Somebody, were on the sidelines. The somewhat cheery overall expression was gone. Stomachs were heard growling every five minutes, they were panting with both thirst and tiredness. None of them were happy.
"Ok, I'm glad you're suffering" Master Hand let out a loud laugh. "But the tournament must go on! Round two begins, with four fights! In the first it's BlackMage13 versus Dr. Nick, then Master Gamer versus Platinum K, Akie faces dragonax2k1 and then it's Houou against Culex576. now, BlackMage13 and Dr. Nick, come on, it's time for the fight! Keep in mind all semifinalists get a big, fat juicy hamburger lunch"
"HAMBURGER?!" Everyone said at once. The eight remaining writers knew that they had to fight not only for the glory but for the chance to eat something before they starved to death.
"And with soda" Crazy Hand decided he wanted to make the fights a little bit more interesting"
"That's it, you're goin' down sister!" Dr. Nick managed to give a weak laugh before it was interrupted by his stomach giving a loud lurch.
"We'll see about that...oh the thirst" Normally BlackMage13 would have been leaping out onto the stage, but now she could barely walk to it.
"Oh no we won't!" Dr. Nick ran with Captain Falcon-like speed onto Final Destination, but a lot slower. The two faced each other.
"Ok, the match is going to be held on Lylat System's Corneria" Master Hand waved himself by, causing Final Destination to rumble violently. It began to change drastically. It became much, much bigger and in the form of a big spaceship. It had two parts hanging off the back, for some more fighting, and other than that the level changes were different. Oh, and the size. All 26 of the Super Smash Brothers and the 16 FanFic writers could probably fit on it altogether. "Let's not forget--GIANT MELEE!"
That was the reason. Soon Dr. Nick and BlackMage13 began to grow, larger and larger. Their clothes even grew with them, thank God, and soon it was seen why Corneria was so huge in this instance. The two faced each other.
"FIGHT NOW!"
"Ok, I've never fought a girl before, but I'm not afraid to!" Dr. Nick went into his fighting pose. His voice wasn't deeper as could be expected.
"I'd hope that none of the boys aren't afraid too, because it wouldn't be much of a second round then" BlackMage13 began to remember the second round's listing. "Since all of the second round fights are girl vs boy. Lousy planning by the author if you ask me" Stop picking on me already! Anyway, she prepared for the fight as well.
"3...2...1...GO!"
"I have Falco's speed as well as power!" BlackMage13 leapt into the air and hit Dr. Nick in the stomach with a jump kick. The thought of hunger and thirst just seemed to wear away in the fight.
"I have a kick too!" Dr. Nick dashed over and struck BlackMage13 and hit her in the stomach with a flaming kick which moved exceptionally fast. He followed it up with several quick punches to several places on BlackMage13's body and then seized the opportunity by leaping up, grabbing hold of BlackMage13 and sending her flying onto the second part of the stage. "Hah, is that enough for you?"
"Not nearly" BlackMage13 gave a smile and pulled out her Blaster. "I'm just getting started"
"Dark Flame...good one" Razor Osaka leapt up to the top right part of the ship. The huge spiked shell on his back, gained from the Bowser hat, was starting to become more of a burden than a help to him. "But can you take...the Koopa Claw?!" Razor Osaka dashed at Tim333, giving him a quick slash from the claws he never had. Tim333 floated back, having only taken minor damage from this.
"You think you are going to defeat me? Well, I am not going to lose this time! I refuse to lose!" Tim333 ran over and pointed his finger to the floor, sending out a blast of bright purple energy which sent Razor Osaka flying off the field. Razor Osaka quickly pulled himself into the large turtle shell and spun with all he had to get back to the stage.
"I don't think I'm going to defeat you..." Razor Osaka started with a smile. "I KNOW I'm going to defeat you!" He quickly leapt into the air and came down with a great force. Being that he was standing next to one of the barge corners, he could not escape and found himself on the receiving end of a crushing attack thanks to the full weight of Razor Osaka, which wasn't really a lot, but with that gigantic turtle shell it was.
"Ouch...what?!" Tim333 tried to attack once more but Razor Osaka was whacking him stupid with several closed fists, hitting him one time after another before Tim333 could even respond to this onslaught with an attack of his own.
"Now I shall finish you once and for all!" Razor Osaka held his head back for a few seconds. At Tim333 began to recover from the vicious Koopa Knuckles he had just taken, he found himself on the receiving end of a strong headbutt. He went flying off, thinking he would surely lose, for his feet would touch the bottom platform soon. But suddenly, he had it!
"I have got it!" Hey, I just said that. He quickly vanished into thin air, but appeared again in front of Razor Osaka, hitting him with the Psychic force emitted when he appeared again. "That would be Teleportation" Tim333 smiled and held his hands together, beginning to charge what looked kind of like what Houou was in the previous fight, but with a lot less blue, and a lot more black and purple.
"I'll stop you right there!" Razor Osaka tried to attack Tim333 with another headbutt, but he quickly slid by Razor Osaka.
"Shadow Ball simply contains a quite handy built-in dodge...too bad you do not" Tim333 let the Shadow Ball attack from his hands, leaving the orb to go in a swaying fashion. With the turtle shell Razor Osaka was too slow to escape and got knocked from the barge. He once again used his Whirling Fortress to get back up.
"Well, I have something called the BLENDER!" With a quick move Razor Osaka snatched Tim333 from the top ledge and pulled him into the top of the shell, moving around in a circle to damage him harshly. "Take that!"
Tim333 was launched into the side of the mast. He was sure at least one bone in his arm was broken from this, and that was where most of Mewtwo's attacks came from. Without any choice, he let himself fall victim to yet another attack coming from Razor Osaka, the headbutt he'd used twice before, to let him fall onto the bottom platform once again.
"Game set! Round over! Culex576 advances!"
"Culex?" Razor Osaka asked questioningly, but quickly remembering his disguise he tried to act natural. "Oh yeah, go me!" Razor Osaka gave a grin and joined the winners section with all of the others.
"You know, you seem a lot like one of those other guys to me..." Houou recognized as Razor Osaka took a seat next to her.
"Uh...well, I guess I have a resemblance, heh heh" Razor Osaka chuckled. Everyone looked up to see Master Hand and Crazy Hand floating over.
"I finally get to talk!" Crazy Hand excitedly exclaimed before making the clearing-throat sound, even though he didn't have a throat. "Well, round one is over and done with, and so we have the next round's ballot completed. Here it is" Crazy Hand held up a piece of paper, the continuation of the first round's combatants.
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
Platinum K vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
ROUND TWO
BlackMage13 vs Dr. Nick
Master Gamer vs Platinum K
Akie vs dragonax2k1
Houou vs Culex576
Master Hand continued his sister's speech. "The fights will resume in approximately three hours. You may not know it, but we've already passed several hours, and it's the night"
"Why did it pass so quick?" Asked Master Gamer.
"Because I said so" Master Hand replied. "Now, you shall suffer even more when round two comes around!" He held up two fingers, and went into a laugh, as did Crazy Hand's horridly insane laugh.
"Suffer? This is one of the most fun things I've ever had!" Akie said with a smile.
"Huh, what?!" Master Hand was aghast at hearing this. "What do you mean, fun?!"
"This isn't really like torture" dragonax2k1 added. "Sure, we take a beating now and then but fighting with the powers of Super Smash Brothers is nothing like we've ever done!"
"Yeah, I can't wait for more!" BlackMage13 had a sort of victorious smile at knowing Master Hand's little plan was starting to backfire.
"I say...that was no fun for me, I lost twi--" Razor Osaka covered Tim333's mouth as he came up, he didn't want their cover blown away.
"Why you little...Super Smash Brothers, the floor is open to you" Crazy Hand turned towards the twenty-six Super Smash Brothers, who stood behind Giga Bowser. "I say you should pick their punishments"
"I've been waiting for this" Bowser chuckled as he pointed a clawed finger at them. "Until the tournament is over, you will get no food!"
"And no water!" Laughed Ganondorf as he stomped a foot on the ground.
"No air!" As of suggesting this, Mewtwo looked around to see that everyone and I mean everyone was staring at him. "Ok, fine, they can have their air"
"But..." Samus walked to the front of the group. "You will spend all your spare time training and fighting, with only two hours of sleep. You will eat Targets, drink Home Runs and dream Wire Frames. Those will be your only nourishments"
"Nicely said, Samus" Master Hand chuckled to himself as he looked over the group of the thirteen conscious writers (Culex576 and Crono12345 still lay unconscious in the back, and Somebody was stuck in the padded cell) couldn't believe at all what they heard. "You heard it. Now, go back down. I want a couple of you to stay here and fight...losers only. Crazy Hand, you and Giga Bowser bring people to stadiums so they can fight, and after an hour bring them to their two hours of sleep. When they wake up they shall train one more hour and then fight"
"If I may make a suggestion, as well, sister" Crazy Hand looked over the group. "I also say that in their fights, they shall be in Giant Melee. The stadiums will be twice as large but so will they, they'd have to take twice the beating before the match will end"
"Twice the beating?!" Master Gamer thought back to her own match. The pain she had to endure just to gain victory was horrible, and twice as much wouldn't be the kind of thing she wanted, especially now that she had to face one of her own friends.
Giga Bowser added to this. "Also, items of pure pain shall be placed about. No wimp items like Maxim Tomatoes or Heart Containers will be there, manly and tough things like Super Scopes, Bob-Ombs, Motion-Sensor Bombs and...Poké Balls" Everyone, including the Hands and Super Smash Brothers gave a gasp at the last item. "Yes, Poké Balls"
"Very well, you've heard everything. We're going to show you it's not fun and games!" Master Hand quickly went into his "AHAHAHAHAHA!" laugh while Crazy Hand joined in with the "BWAHAHAHAHA!". Giga Bowser gave his snorting laughter as what Master Gamer called the "Triple Trouble Team" walked off...well, Giga Bowser walked, the hands floated, and the Super Smash Brothers leaving in different directions as well. With no choice, they all descended the very long staircase down to their own prison.
"I cannot believe you defeated me. That is the second time" Griped Tim333 as he pulled Crono12345 down the stairs, not caring if he hit his head or not.
"Only one of us could win. It might as well have been me, you're more of a goody-two shoes" Razor Osaka was pulling Culex576 down with him as well.
"God, losing is bad enough, now I can't eat, drink or probably even sleep" China Girl sighed as she followed behind Dr. Nick, Platinum K and Master Gamer.
"I knew only a tournament and with magic hats would be too good to be true" Platinum K looked up into the starry night as the mini-group went down the ninth out of fourteen staircases leading downward. "And why the heck did they put so many freaking staircases?"
"I guess it's not so bad when you win...I mean, I was kind of expecting this" Master Gamer was taking a couple of steps at a time rather than just one like all the others.
"I just hope it isn't as bad as I think it might be" Dr. Nick replied.
But it was as bad as they thought. They had to fight horrible Melee matches in MultiMan Melee, one after another, three minutes, fifteen minutes. Against hundreds, thousands even sometimes. They also had to fight each other in grueling Stamina matches which left them breathless, but they still had to move on. The exhausting Target Tests had ten, sometimes twenty targets added to each, and upon completing them it took several dozen minutes.
After the couple of hours to train everyone was exhausted, hungry, thirsty, even cold due to the lack of blankets for the two hours sleep they were going to be given. Most of them were able to get to sleep within a few hours, but one of them was definitely awake. It was Dr. Nick.
He couldn't help but think about after the third fight...that smile Master Gamer gave Tim333. What did it mean? Was it what he thought? He clenched a fist from anger. He had one aim other than the tournament, and would not let that slip away. With all anger he leapt out from the bottom bunk he slept in and pulled his boots on over his white socks, walking over to Tim333's bed. By this time, Tim333 and Razor Osaka had gotten their regular hats back.
With all anger surging in his body, Dr. Nick reached into his pocket and pulled out a glove. He tapped Tim333's shoulder a few times, getting him awake immediatley.
"What the devil do you want?" He asked drowsily as he looked over towards Dr. Nick.
"Sir, you have offended me, and I demand satisfaction!" Dr. Nick raised the glove and swung it, hitting Tim333 straight across the face. "I challenge you to a duel! Do you accept, or are you a coward?!"
Tim333 shook his head and looked over towards Dr. Nick. He pulled himself closer, grabbed Dr. Nick's shirt and formed an angry face as he said. "I...AM A COWARD!" He went back to laying down as Dr. Nick just stood there. "Now, go away, I want to get to bed before I another hour of bloody suffering--oh for crying out loud, it's starting in ten minutes"
"Then how about tomorrow?" Dr. Nick growled. He wasn't about to take no for an answer. "We can have our duel in the twilight, as soon as everyone goes to sleep?"
"Very well...I do not exactly see why but I will fight you then. Now go away" Tim333 gave a yawn as he pulled himself out of bed, slipping on his fancy Italian shoes. "I am now going to try to find a way out, maybe I can get home in time for a spot of tea..."
By now everyone was already waking up from their pitiful two hours sleep due to the loud singing they heard. It was most definitely a female voice, and that of a fully grown woman. Dr. Nick and Tim333, being the first two up, looked out the window to see that the one singing was--Falco.
"I am sickened and dismayed" Dr. Nick covered his mouth to prevent throwing up and walked off as Tim333 gave a few chuckles at this.
It seemed like it was only a few minutes until the tournament was about to begin. The fifteen of them, not including Somebody, were on the sidelines. The somewhat cheery overall expression was gone. Stomachs were heard growling every five minutes, they were panting with both thirst and tiredness. None of them were happy.
"Ok, I'm glad you're suffering" Master Hand let out a loud laugh. "But the tournament must go on! Round two begins, with four fights! In the first it's BlackMage13 versus Dr. Nick, then Master Gamer versus Platinum K, Akie faces dragonax2k1 and then it's Houou against Culex576. now, BlackMage13 and Dr. Nick, come on, it's time for the fight! Keep in mind all semifinalists get a big, fat juicy hamburger lunch"
"HAMBURGER?!" Everyone said at once. The eight remaining writers knew that they had to fight not only for the glory but for the chance to eat something before they starved to death.
"And with soda" Crazy Hand decided he wanted to make the fights a little bit more interesting"
"That's it, you're goin' down sister!" Dr. Nick managed to give a weak laugh before it was interrupted by his stomach giving a loud lurch.
"We'll see about that...oh the thirst" Normally BlackMage13 would have been leaping out onto the stage, but now she could barely walk to it.
"Oh no we won't!" Dr. Nick ran with Captain Falcon-like speed onto Final Destination, but a lot slower. The two faced each other.
"Ok, the match is going to be held on Lylat System's Corneria" Master Hand waved himself by, causing Final Destination to rumble violently. It began to change drastically. It became much, much bigger and in the form of a big spaceship. It had two parts hanging off the back, for some more fighting, and other than that the level changes were different. Oh, and the size. All 26 of the Super Smash Brothers and the 16 FanFic writers could probably fit on it altogether. "Let's not forget--GIANT MELEE!"
That was the reason. Soon Dr. Nick and BlackMage13 began to grow, larger and larger. Their clothes even grew with them, thank God, and soon it was seen why Corneria was so huge in this instance. The two faced each other.
"FIGHT NOW!"
"Ok, I've never fought a girl before, but I'm not afraid to!" Dr. Nick went into his fighting pose. His voice wasn't deeper as could be expected.
"I'd hope that none of the boys aren't afraid too, because it wouldn't be much of a second round then" BlackMage13 began to remember the second round's listing. "Since all of the second round fights are girl vs boy. Lousy planning by the author if you ask me" Stop picking on me already! Anyway, she prepared for the fight as well.
"3...2...1...GO!"
"I have Falco's speed as well as power!" BlackMage13 leapt into the air and hit Dr. Nick in the stomach with a jump kick. The thought of hunger and thirst just seemed to wear away in the fight.
"I have a kick too!" Dr. Nick dashed over and struck BlackMage13 and hit her in the stomach with a flaming kick which moved exceptionally fast. He followed it up with several quick punches to several places on BlackMage13's body and then seized the opportunity by leaping up, grabbing hold of BlackMage13 and sending her flying onto the second part of the stage. "Hah, is that enough for you?"
"Not nearly" BlackMage13 gave a smile and pulled out her Blaster. "I'm just getting started"