"Hyah!" Dr. Nick slid across Corneria and aimed a very flaming punch attack towards BlackMage13. Her new jump was too good, and Dr. Nick missed and stumbled.
"I'm going to beat the crap out of you, I don't care if you are writing this!" BlackMage13 snatched Dr. Nick from the floor and began to hit him back and forth across the face, one hit after another. He couldn't respond and so BlackMage13 took immediate control of the match.
"Oh no you don't!" Dr. Nick quickly stood on his head for a second and kicked BlackMage13. Taking the opportunity he leapt up onto the top of the spaceship and tried to get some breathing room. BlackMage13 was prepared for this.
"Time for a Blaster shot!" She shot him several times. Dr. Nick tried to hold these off but he remembered the hunger, the thirst and how tired he was, and fell to his knees, being victim to the shots.
"No...can't...give up, must...get...burgers" Dr. Nick got to his feet, but couldn't hold it very well. "Too hungry...thirsty...oh..."
"Am I too tough for ya!" BlackMage13 dashed over and quickly thrusted her foot upwards to hit Dr. Nick in the chin with a strong Kick-Flip, BlackMage13 landing gracefully on her feet. With a grin she walked over towards Dr. Nick. It was easy to tell that he was bleeding and broken, and could not go on for much longer. "I show no mercy, and maybe that Razor Osaka guy was easy for you to beat, but I'm tougher"
BlackMage13 picked up her Blaster and held it to Dr. Nick's neck. Everyone gave a gasp for what they knew was next. With a sickening shot Dr. Nick found himself on his face, trying to yell in pain, but couldn't for his throat was so badly pierced from the shot.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt" Akie commented, wincing some at the sight of this.
"He's done for" Agreed Platinum K with an observant nod.
"No..." Dr. Nick groaned as he tried to get up. Before he could BlackMage13 came running and kicked him right in the stomach. He flipped over, coughing out some blood. He had bruises on his face and was bleeding badly.
"Get your butt off the floor, I'm not done yet!" BlackMage13 lifted Dr. Nick up and smashed him right into the side of Corneria. His leg hit first with a sickening crack, and his face hit lastly with a loud thud.
"But...how can she not be hungry? Or...thirsty?" Dr. Nick began to pull himself up from the floor, but fell down once more. "It's...not possible. She couldn't be able to be fighting so easily with this?"
"For the author of this you're sure putting up a lousy fight" BlackMage13 picked up Dr. Nick by his burned throat and laughed in his face. "I'm enjoying this fight, it's way too easy. And when I'm done I'll treat myself to some good eating...I can just imagine those burgers"
Dr. Nick would have gulped if it wouldn't make his burned throat much, much worse. He was so hungry and thirsty, yet in so much pain. His lower knee bone was crunched and broken, his face was bleeding and bruised. He barely had the momentum of the fight and he was already getting beaten.
"I...refuse to lose" Dr. Nick reached out to grab onto the edge of Corneria but all he managed to grab was the pocket of BlackMage13's shirt.
"Let go!" BlackMage13 blasted him away from her. But when he ripped the pocket upon coming off, out of it came a large bag of chips, about halfway eaten through.
"Wha--what?!" Dr. Nick looked down upon them, as a small bottle of soda rolled out onto the bag. "Er...you've been holding out on us!"
"Exactly, but I'm still gonna win" BlackMage13 picked up Dr. Nick by his shirt and walked over towards the edge of Corneria. "Say bye bye, because it's time I taste sweet, sweet victory!"
"No...you fraud! Falcon Kick!" With the little strength he had he struck BlackMage13 in the head with a Falcon Kick. He didn't seem to achieve much...except for the feathers in her head went flying. The Falco cap slid across the Corneria.
"No!"
"Yes" Dr. Nick leapt away from BlackMage13 and smiled, through the broken bones, cuts and blood towards BlackMage13. "And without your...cap...you're powerless! Even I could finish you now! Falcone...PUNCH!" With that BlackMage13 hit the side of the Corneria's side, and went flying off the edge, hitting the large platform.
"Game set, Dr. Nick advances to the semifinals!" As soon as Master Hand announced this both Dr. Nick and BlackMage13 went back to their size. Upon going back to his size, Dr. Nick fell to his knees and fainted. The damage he sustained in his larger form was much more than he could take in a regular one.
"Darn...and I was so sure I was going to win" BlackMage13 picked herself up and snatched the new giant bag of chips and bottle of soda and went over to the sidelines. But when she got there she saw none other than Giga Bowser waiting for her.
"Mine" Giga Bowser pulled the bag and bottle from BlackMage13's hands. He emptied the whole bag of potato chips into his mouth and crunched them down with one bite, then dumped the whole bottle of soda down his mouth. "Mm, not bad"
"Ok, now, let's get the second match going. Master Gamer versus Platinum K!" Master Gamer turned Final Destination back to it's normal self as Master Gamer and Platinum K both came out.
"Remember, we're going to be friends no matter the result, ok?" Master Gamer asked her friend from across the stage.
"Yep, I remember. I know we're only forced into this...oh the hunger" Platinum K put one hand on his stomach.
"Since Master Gamer, in the Pikachu hat, has had her fight on a home stage, this fight will be in Mushroom Kingdom II" He pronounced it aye-aye. He quickly changed the arena. It grew, very much larger. There were two desert areas, one in the middle and two wide canyons, waterfalls emptying into them. And as the place grew, so did both Master Gamer and Platinum K.
"This should be easy...I'll attack like when I beat that Grey Fox guy!" Master Gamer held her hands to her body and began to charge up some energy. An orange force surrounded her.
"That's a job for me!" Platinum K did practically the same thing, only he was surrounded by a green light. With two bursts of energy the two went soaring towards each other, and ended up missing and going in opposite directions. "Blah, Plan B" Platinum K began to attack Master Gamer with Fireballs, sending the green attacks of fire out one after another.
"Pikachu's too quick for you" Master Gamer smiled and zipped from one stage to the middle one, jumping through the fireballs. Platinum K leapt down and began to attack Master Gamer with simple punches and boots. "Why you little!" Master Gamer clenched Platinum K by the neck and began to strangle him. So much neck-based violence.
"Friend or not I have to win!" Platinum K grabbed Master Gamer and spun around, like he did to defeat Tim333, and launched her to the other side of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Same here! THUNDER!" Master Gamer quickly summoned from the sky a huge amount of electric energy which burst down to expand and attack Platinum K as he came in for another attack, just to be attacked himself.
"All right, I didn't want to do this, but it's the only surefire way to beat you once and for all..." Platinum K gritted his teeth as he tilted his body sideways. Master Gamer gasped and took a step back upon seeing Platinum K's whole body begin to glow with with yellow, red and orange energy...which wasn't right. A few tiny explosions started to come from his body. "I was afraid of this"
"Man, have you been eating beans again?" Master Gamer took a step back.
"No...I haven't had any food...Luigi's Green Missile can have a spontaneous misfire....AAAH!" With a huge explosion Platinum K went flying through the air like a flaming fireball, moving at a great speed until he was flying above Master Gamer, but fortunately he hit the ground fine. "Hey, I'm fine! I can continue!"
"I was afraid of that" Master Gamer began to charge electric shocks from the cheeks of the cap, for she knew he was going to come back.
"Time I win this match--huh?" Platinum K looked to the left to see two Bob-Ombs marching over towards him. "Ah, poopy" With a massive explosion he was struck by both Bob-Ombs to give him a horrible amount of damage, sending Platinum K down into the canyon. Master Gamer let out a sigh of relief and stopped charging the attack as soon as she saw the result.
"Game set, Master Gamer advances to the semifinals!" Master Hand pointed to Master Gamer as he flew by, turning Final Destination back into it's normal self.
"Hey, way to go" Dr. Nick congratulated Master Gamer as she came over, with hardly any scars. She was back to the normal size now. Dr. Nick was still in pain, and bleeding some, but he at least regained consciousness.
"Whoa, you took an even worse beating than I did in the first match. Are you going to be ok?"
"I don't think so...I have you for an opponent the next round" The two of them laughed a bit, but Dr. Nick clenched his side. "Oh my ribs..."
"Lousy spontaneous misfire" Complained Platinum K as he followed Master Gamer back, rubbing his head. "I knew I should have went for Dr. Mario"
"Don't worry, P.K., you did pretty good" Dr. Nick replied.
"Thanks, but I was hoping to at least get to the semifinals..."
"Ok, hopefully we'll get a better match out of the next guys" Master Hand announced. "The next fight is between Akie and dragonax2k1! Let's get them out here!"
"Time I send another one to the showers" Akie dissapeared from the sidelines in a puff of smoke and some yellow lines, appearing again on Final Destination.
"I'm going to get the win here" A grin came to dragonax2k1's face as he dashed out onto the Final Destination, pulling out his new Roy sword.
"This match will be held over at the Hyrule Temple" Master Hand gracefully as possible flew over Final Destination, turning it into a very long temple area. It was about four times as large as Final Destination, but of course Akie and dragonax2k1 were growing as well. "3...2...1...go already"
"Yah!" dragonax2k1 came down towards Akie, with a fierce sword chop. Akie was able to roll out of the way quickly enough, but not quickly enough to dodge the Double-Edge Dance. "Hem, hei, toriya, hyah!" He quickly sliced at Akie four times, but Akie was able to avoid each of them. dragonax2k1 growled out of anger and continued to stab at her. "Why--won't--you--stay--still?!...ah, hungry" dragonax2k1 put one hand on his stomach.
"I'll show you when I transform to...too thirsty" Akie fell to one knee. "So tired, too much training. But...must...fight" Akie put her hands over her head and before anyone knew it she had transformed her headdress into Sheik's veil. "I'll tie you up and make this quick!" Akie let out a chain and wrapped it around dragonax2k1, leaving him to fall to the ground.
"Dang..." dragonax2k1 watched his sword fall to the ground. He struggled, trying to loosen the grip of the steel chain but he couldn't.
"I'm going to finish you so I can get my soda and burgers!" Akie held her hand behind her back and when she pulled it out sent several needles right at dragonax2k1's arm. She heard him yell out in pain, but no matter. It was coming down to the final stretch now, no mercy could be given. Akie rushed over and hit him with two kicks as he got up to his feet only to go down again.
"Fish paste" dragonax2k1 tried to rip the chains apart, but there was no need soon enough. Akie pulled them away and he saw her laughing. A glare came to his face. "Ok, why did you do that?"
"Because I want a more interesting match than this" Akie ran over and tried to kick dragonax2k1, who blocked by holding up the sword. Akie's foot met the flat part of dragonax2k1's sword and the two found themselves in a deadlock.
"You won't have one with those...oh...hunger" dragonax2k1 could feel his stomach growling.
"Man, looks like their hunger is starting to wear them down" China Girl observed from the sidelines. The winners and losers were in the same place, the separation was starting to get complicated now.
"Yeah, I know" Platinum K replied as he held out one hand for really no reason. This was pretty much a mistake.
"Ooh, yummy, hot dogs!" China Girl was starting to hallucinate out of hunger, and so she moved towards Platinum K's hands and--
"YOW! Ah, what'd you do that for?!"
"Wow, a talking hot dog. I'll research that if I find another" China Girl was about to bite down on poor Platinum K's hand once more but Reanda pulled her away.
"Come on, don't try that" She pulled China Girl onto the bench. "Someone has to stop you...but I'm so thirsty..." She looked over towards Tim333, who stood next to her.
"Why the devil, I say, are you looking at me that way?" He asked. China Girl wasn't the only one hallucinating, as Reanda now saw him as a large bottle of lemonade due to the skinniness.
"Yes, thank you, I will have a drink...a long one" Reanda started to move towards Tim333, a hypnotic look in her eye.
"Ah! I am not a soft drink, go back to the bloody bench!" Tim333 began to run from Reanda. With all this and more, the sidelines were just as much as an attraction as the tournament--or dear God I forgot to narrate that part! But the match had already come to the end at this point, and the result was being announced by Master Hand.
"Ouch...well, whatever is left of Akie is surely not going to get up anytime soon" Master Hand was aghast, as everyone. Akie lay unconscious in the ring, bleeding from her mouth and arms. A Scizor dove down below the field after the first Fury Cutter made connection. dragonax2k1 stood over her, proudly holding out his sword. After the two fighters returned to their normal sizes, Crazy Hand picked up Akie and dragged her over towards the side as Master Hand turned Final Destination back to normal.
"BWAHAHA! Take that, kid. That's for being 18 years old! BWAHAHAHAHA!" Crazy Hand dropped Akie over on the sidelines as dragonax2k1 took a seat over by Dr. Nick and Master Gamer.
"Ok, the final match of round two so we can get into the semifinals" Master Hand floated over Final Destination. "The fight is between Houou and Culex576"
"Hold it" Houou told the Hand as the two were walking out. Razor Osaka, who was disguised in the Bowser hat of Culex576, froze.
"What is it now?"
"This guy isn't Culex576" Houou walked over and snatched the Bowser hat off of Razor Osaka's head, showing it was...Razor Osaka. "He's a fake!"
"Ah! How did you know?!" Razor Osaka growled loudly.
"I have my ways" Houou grinned. "You're disqualified, therefore I go to the semifinals! Ha!"
"Not so fast, Houou" Interrupted Master Hand. "I'm glad you are cheating, Razor Osaka. It shows you have the guts and determination. In honor of your cheating, you go to the semifinals"
"WHAT?!" Houou screamed, walking over towards Master Hand. "You gotta be kidding me! He cheats and he's rewarded for it! This isn't right, you're a lousy hand!"
"Hey hey hey! I don't tell you how to do your job, and you don't do toherwise" Master Hand replied. "I cheat, Crazy Hand cheats, Giga Bowser cheats, the Smash Brothers cheats. Why, if it wasn't for cheating, Super Smash Brothers wouldn't have been founded! Three cheers for cheating! Hip hip--"
"Hooray" Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser were the only ones to say it.
"Ok, only one cheer, but get out"
"Hey thanks Master Hand, you're all right" Razor Osaka smiled. "So, can I have my Ganondorf hat now for the semifinals?"
"Sure, knock yourself out" Master Hand cleared his throat. "Ok now, it's time for the semifinals! There will be a ten minute break for the semifinalists to eat their hamburgers and drink their soda, then they will fight! Here's the matchups:
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
Platinum K vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
ROUND TWO
BlackMage13 vs Dr. Nick
Master Gamer vs Platinum K
Akie vs dragonax2k1
Houou vs Culex576
ROUND THREE-SEMIFINALS
Dr. Nick vs Master Gamer
dragonax2k1 vs Razor Osaka
"This should be most interesting--MUAHAHAHAHAH!" Master Hand and Crazy Hand both laughed out loud as the thoughts of the upcoming round of fighting came into their heads.
"I'm going to beat the crap out of you, I don't care if you are writing this!" BlackMage13 snatched Dr. Nick from the floor and began to hit him back and forth across the face, one hit after another. He couldn't respond and so BlackMage13 took immediate control of the match.
"Oh no you don't!" Dr. Nick quickly stood on his head for a second and kicked BlackMage13. Taking the opportunity he leapt up onto the top of the spaceship and tried to get some breathing room. BlackMage13 was prepared for this.
"Time for a Blaster shot!" She shot him several times. Dr. Nick tried to hold these off but he remembered the hunger, the thirst and how tired he was, and fell to his knees, being victim to the shots.
"No...can't...give up, must...get...burgers" Dr. Nick got to his feet, but couldn't hold it very well. "Too hungry...thirsty...oh..."
"Am I too tough for ya!" BlackMage13 dashed over and quickly thrusted her foot upwards to hit Dr. Nick in the chin with a strong Kick-Flip, BlackMage13 landing gracefully on her feet. With a grin she walked over towards Dr. Nick. It was easy to tell that he was bleeding and broken, and could not go on for much longer. "I show no mercy, and maybe that Razor Osaka guy was easy for you to beat, but I'm tougher"
BlackMage13 picked up her Blaster and held it to Dr. Nick's neck. Everyone gave a gasp for what they knew was next. With a sickening shot Dr. Nick found himself on his face, trying to yell in pain, but couldn't for his throat was so badly pierced from the shot.
"Ooh, that's gotta hurt" Akie commented, wincing some at the sight of this.
"He's done for" Agreed Platinum K with an observant nod.
"No..." Dr. Nick groaned as he tried to get up. Before he could BlackMage13 came running and kicked him right in the stomach. He flipped over, coughing out some blood. He had bruises on his face and was bleeding badly.
"Get your butt off the floor, I'm not done yet!" BlackMage13 lifted Dr. Nick up and smashed him right into the side of Corneria. His leg hit first with a sickening crack, and his face hit lastly with a loud thud.
"But...how can she not be hungry? Or...thirsty?" Dr. Nick began to pull himself up from the floor, but fell down once more. "It's...not possible. She couldn't be able to be fighting so easily with this?"
"For the author of this you're sure putting up a lousy fight" BlackMage13 picked up Dr. Nick by his burned throat and laughed in his face. "I'm enjoying this fight, it's way too easy. And when I'm done I'll treat myself to some good eating...I can just imagine those burgers"
Dr. Nick would have gulped if it wouldn't make his burned throat much, much worse. He was so hungry and thirsty, yet in so much pain. His lower knee bone was crunched and broken, his face was bleeding and bruised. He barely had the momentum of the fight and he was already getting beaten.
"I...refuse to lose" Dr. Nick reached out to grab onto the edge of Corneria but all he managed to grab was the pocket of BlackMage13's shirt.
"Let go!" BlackMage13 blasted him away from her. But when he ripped the pocket upon coming off, out of it came a large bag of chips, about halfway eaten through.
"Wha--what?!" Dr. Nick looked down upon them, as a small bottle of soda rolled out onto the bag. "Er...you've been holding out on us!"
"Exactly, but I'm still gonna win" BlackMage13 picked up Dr. Nick by his shirt and walked over towards the edge of Corneria. "Say bye bye, because it's time I taste sweet, sweet victory!"
"No...you fraud! Falcon Kick!" With the little strength he had he struck BlackMage13 in the head with a Falcon Kick. He didn't seem to achieve much...except for the feathers in her head went flying. The Falco cap slid across the Corneria.
"No!"
"Yes" Dr. Nick leapt away from BlackMage13 and smiled, through the broken bones, cuts and blood towards BlackMage13. "And without your...cap...you're powerless! Even I could finish you now! Falcone...PUNCH!" With that BlackMage13 hit the side of the Corneria's side, and went flying off the edge, hitting the large platform.
"Game set, Dr. Nick advances to the semifinals!" As soon as Master Hand announced this both Dr. Nick and BlackMage13 went back to their size. Upon going back to his size, Dr. Nick fell to his knees and fainted. The damage he sustained in his larger form was much more than he could take in a regular one.
"Darn...and I was so sure I was going to win" BlackMage13 picked herself up and snatched the new giant bag of chips and bottle of soda and went over to the sidelines. But when she got there she saw none other than Giga Bowser waiting for her.
"Mine" Giga Bowser pulled the bag and bottle from BlackMage13's hands. He emptied the whole bag of potato chips into his mouth and crunched them down with one bite, then dumped the whole bottle of soda down his mouth. "Mm, not bad"
"Ok, now, let's get the second match going. Master Gamer versus Platinum K!" Master Gamer turned Final Destination back to it's normal self as Master Gamer and Platinum K both came out.
"Remember, we're going to be friends no matter the result, ok?" Master Gamer asked her friend from across the stage.
"Yep, I remember. I know we're only forced into this...oh the hunger" Platinum K put one hand on his stomach.
"Since Master Gamer, in the Pikachu hat, has had her fight on a home stage, this fight will be in Mushroom Kingdom II" He pronounced it aye-aye. He quickly changed the arena. It grew, very much larger. There were two desert areas, one in the middle and two wide canyons, waterfalls emptying into them. And as the place grew, so did both Master Gamer and Platinum K.
"This should be easy...I'll attack like when I beat that Grey Fox guy!" Master Gamer held her hands to her body and began to charge up some energy. An orange force surrounded her.
"That's a job for me!" Platinum K did practically the same thing, only he was surrounded by a green light. With two bursts of energy the two went soaring towards each other, and ended up missing and going in opposite directions. "Blah, Plan B" Platinum K began to attack Master Gamer with Fireballs, sending the green attacks of fire out one after another.
"Pikachu's too quick for you" Master Gamer smiled and zipped from one stage to the middle one, jumping through the fireballs. Platinum K leapt down and began to attack Master Gamer with simple punches and boots. "Why you little!" Master Gamer clenched Platinum K by the neck and began to strangle him. So much neck-based violence.
"Friend or not I have to win!" Platinum K grabbed Master Gamer and spun around, like he did to defeat Tim333, and launched her to the other side of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Same here! THUNDER!" Master Gamer quickly summoned from the sky a huge amount of electric energy which burst down to expand and attack Platinum K as he came in for another attack, just to be attacked himself.
"All right, I didn't want to do this, but it's the only surefire way to beat you once and for all..." Platinum K gritted his teeth as he tilted his body sideways. Master Gamer gasped and took a step back upon seeing Platinum K's whole body begin to glow with with yellow, red and orange energy...which wasn't right. A few tiny explosions started to come from his body. "I was afraid of this"
"Man, have you been eating beans again?" Master Gamer took a step back.
"No...I haven't had any food...Luigi's Green Missile can have a spontaneous misfire....AAAH!" With a huge explosion Platinum K went flying through the air like a flaming fireball, moving at a great speed until he was flying above Master Gamer, but fortunately he hit the ground fine. "Hey, I'm fine! I can continue!"
"I was afraid of that" Master Gamer began to charge electric shocks from the cheeks of the cap, for she knew he was going to come back.
"Time I win this match--huh?" Platinum K looked to the left to see two Bob-Ombs marching over towards him. "Ah, poopy" With a massive explosion he was struck by both Bob-Ombs to give him a horrible amount of damage, sending Platinum K down into the canyon. Master Gamer let out a sigh of relief and stopped charging the attack as soon as she saw the result.
"Game set, Master Gamer advances to the semifinals!" Master Hand pointed to Master Gamer as he flew by, turning Final Destination back into it's normal self.
"Hey, way to go" Dr. Nick congratulated Master Gamer as she came over, with hardly any scars. She was back to the normal size now. Dr. Nick was still in pain, and bleeding some, but he at least regained consciousness.
"Whoa, you took an even worse beating than I did in the first match. Are you going to be ok?"
"I don't think so...I have you for an opponent the next round" The two of them laughed a bit, but Dr. Nick clenched his side. "Oh my ribs..."
"Lousy spontaneous misfire" Complained Platinum K as he followed Master Gamer back, rubbing his head. "I knew I should have went for Dr. Mario"
"Don't worry, P.K., you did pretty good" Dr. Nick replied.
"Thanks, but I was hoping to at least get to the semifinals..."
"Ok, hopefully we'll get a better match out of the next guys" Master Hand announced. "The next fight is between Akie and dragonax2k1! Let's get them out here!"
"Time I send another one to the showers" Akie dissapeared from the sidelines in a puff of smoke and some yellow lines, appearing again on Final Destination.
"I'm going to get the win here" A grin came to dragonax2k1's face as he dashed out onto the Final Destination, pulling out his new Roy sword.
"This match will be held over at the Hyrule Temple" Master Hand gracefully as possible flew over Final Destination, turning it into a very long temple area. It was about four times as large as Final Destination, but of course Akie and dragonax2k1 were growing as well. "3...2...1...go already"
"Yah!" dragonax2k1 came down towards Akie, with a fierce sword chop. Akie was able to roll out of the way quickly enough, but not quickly enough to dodge the Double-Edge Dance. "Hem, hei, toriya, hyah!" He quickly sliced at Akie four times, but Akie was able to avoid each of them. dragonax2k1 growled out of anger and continued to stab at her. "Why--won't--you--stay--still?!...ah, hungry" dragonax2k1 put one hand on his stomach.
"I'll show you when I transform to...too thirsty" Akie fell to one knee. "So tired, too much training. But...must...fight" Akie put her hands over her head and before anyone knew it she had transformed her headdress into Sheik's veil. "I'll tie you up and make this quick!" Akie let out a chain and wrapped it around dragonax2k1, leaving him to fall to the ground.
"Dang..." dragonax2k1 watched his sword fall to the ground. He struggled, trying to loosen the grip of the steel chain but he couldn't.
"I'm going to finish you so I can get my soda and burgers!" Akie held her hand behind her back and when she pulled it out sent several needles right at dragonax2k1's arm. She heard him yell out in pain, but no matter. It was coming down to the final stretch now, no mercy could be given. Akie rushed over and hit him with two kicks as he got up to his feet only to go down again.
"Fish paste" dragonax2k1 tried to rip the chains apart, but there was no need soon enough. Akie pulled them away and he saw her laughing. A glare came to his face. "Ok, why did you do that?"
"Because I want a more interesting match than this" Akie ran over and tried to kick dragonax2k1, who blocked by holding up the sword. Akie's foot met the flat part of dragonax2k1's sword and the two found themselves in a deadlock.
"You won't have one with those...oh...hunger" dragonax2k1 could feel his stomach growling.
"Man, looks like their hunger is starting to wear them down" China Girl observed from the sidelines. The winners and losers were in the same place, the separation was starting to get complicated now.
"Yeah, I know" Platinum K replied as he held out one hand for really no reason. This was pretty much a mistake.
"Ooh, yummy, hot dogs!" China Girl was starting to hallucinate out of hunger, and so she moved towards Platinum K's hands and--
"YOW! Ah, what'd you do that for?!"
"Wow, a talking hot dog. I'll research that if I find another" China Girl was about to bite down on poor Platinum K's hand once more but Reanda pulled her away.
"Come on, don't try that" She pulled China Girl onto the bench. "Someone has to stop you...but I'm so thirsty..." She looked over towards Tim333, who stood next to her.
"Why the devil, I say, are you looking at me that way?" He asked. China Girl wasn't the only one hallucinating, as Reanda now saw him as a large bottle of lemonade due to the skinniness.
"Yes, thank you, I will have a drink...a long one" Reanda started to move towards Tim333, a hypnotic look in her eye.
"Ah! I am not a soft drink, go back to the bloody bench!" Tim333 began to run from Reanda. With all this and more, the sidelines were just as much as an attraction as the tournament--or dear God I forgot to narrate that part! But the match had already come to the end at this point, and the result was being announced by Master Hand.
"Ouch...well, whatever is left of Akie is surely not going to get up anytime soon" Master Hand was aghast, as everyone. Akie lay unconscious in the ring, bleeding from her mouth and arms. A Scizor dove down below the field after the first Fury Cutter made connection. dragonax2k1 stood over her, proudly holding out his sword. After the two fighters returned to their normal sizes, Crazy Hand picked up Akie and dragged her over towards the side as Master Hand turned Final Destination back to normal.
"BWAHAHA! Take that, kid. That's for being 18 years old! BWAHAHAHAHA!" Crazy Hand dropped Akie over on the sidelines as dragonax2k1 took a seat over by Dr. Nick and Master Gamer.
"Ok, the final match of round two so we can get into the semifinals" Master Hand floated over Final Destination. "The fight is between Houou and Culex576"
"Hold it" Houou told the Hand as the two were walking out. Razor Osaka, who was disguised in the Bowser hat of Culex576, froze.
"What is it now?"
"This guy isn't Culex576" Houou walked over and snatched the Bowser hat off of Razor Osaka's head, showing it was...Razor Osaka. "He's a fake!"
"Ah! How did you know?!" Razor Osaka growled loudly.
"I have my ways" Houou grinned. "You're disqualified, therefore I go to the semifinals! Ha!"
"Not so fast, Houou" Interrupted Master Hand. "I'm glad you are cheating, Razor Osaka. It shows you have the guts and determination. In honor of your cheating, you go to the semifinals"
"WHAT?!" Houou screamed, walking over towards Master Hand. "You gotta be kidding me! He cheats and he's rewarded for it! This isn't right, you're a lousy hand!"
"Hey hey hey! I don't tell you how to do your job, and you don't do toherwise" Master Hand replied. "I cheat, Crazy Hand cheats, Giga Bowser cheats, the Smash Brothers cheats. Why, if it wasn't for cheating, Super Smash Brothers wouldn't have been founded! Three cheers for cheating! Hip hip--"
"Hooray" Crazy Hand and Giga Bowser were the only ones to say it.
"Ok, only one cheer, but get out"
"Hey thanks Master Hand, you're all right" Razor Osaka smiled. "So, can I have my Ganondorf hat now for the semifinals?"
"Sure, knock yourself out" Master Hand cleared his throat. "Ok now, it's time for the semifinals! There will be a ten minute break for the semifinalists to eat their hamburgers and drink their soda, then they will fight! Here's the matchups:
ROUND ONE
BlackMage13 vs Somebody
Dr. Nick vs Razor Osaka
Grey Fox vs Master Gamer
Platinum K vs Tim333
China Girl vs Akie
Reanda vs dragonax2k1
Sarie Cigam vs Houou
Crono12345 vs Culex576
ROUND TWO
BlackMage13 vs Dr. Nick
Master Gamer vs Platinum K
Akie vs dragonax2k1
Houou vs Culex576
ROUND THREE-SEMIFINALS
Dr. Nick vs Master Gamer
dragonax2k1 vs Razor Osaka
"This should be most interesting--MUAHAHAHAHAH!" Master Hand and Crazy Hand both laughed out loud as the thoughts of the upcoming round of fighting came into their heads.