"Uh...huh?" Platinum K got up off his back, sitting up to take a look around. His eyes widened at the sight. "NO WAY! It can't be! I'm alive! Or am I in Heaven...?"
"You and the fourteen others, old chap" Tim333 replied, putting one hand on his head. "My God, I have such a huge headache..."
"Oh no, Tim's here!" Gasped Platinum K. "I must be in the other place!"
"No no, you are alive. I'm just the first to wake up, you followed" Everyone was laying on the floor of the stone area below Final Destination. Their signs of being hurt were all gone, nothing whatsoever. "Do you know what in the bloody hell happened?"
"I'll explain later..." Platinum K gave a sigh. "But how did we make it out alive? We should have all been killed"
"Not sure...I was unconscious. The last thing I remember was being knocked out by that Crazy Hand. Say, what's that noise?" A static-y noise could be heard to the right of them. The two looked over to see that Master Gamer's watch was changing. She was still unconscious, however.
Not wanting to wake her up, Platinum K walked over and pressed the wind-up button on the clock, changing it to a view of the girl they had seen the previous day. It was Kim.
"Hi!" She greeted him. "Sorry I haven't contacted you lately, I was having some computer troubles. But AMM and I have gotten some research done on the realm you're in"
"Do tell, but keep it quiet, Master Gamer is sleeping" Replied Platinum K in a hushed voice.
"Ok. You guys were pulled into something called the Universal GameCube. It's the headquarters for all games, and you were taken into the Super Smash Brother memory. The only way out is the way you came in, but I haven't figured out how it works"
"Continue..."
"Hey, what are you doing?" Asked Master Gamer woozily as she got up to her feet. She looked over to Platinum K. "What are we doing here?"
"Long story"
"Huh...oh, we're dead" Groaned Dr. Nick. He pushed himself off against the prison and got to his feet. "What did you guys do to come down here, too?"
"No, we're alive" Platinum K replied.
"Let me see" Master Gamer reached out and pinched Dr. Nick's face, a bit tightly too.
"Ow, not so hard!" Dr. Nick rubbed his face. "Wouldn't it have been more convenient to do that to yourself?"
"Never thought about it" Master Gamer looked at her watch. "Kim, is that you? Why'd you take so long to come back and contact us again?"
"Computer troubles" Replied Kim again, shrugging. "But AMM was able to hack into the Universal GameCube. I programmed it so that when P.K. here threw the box, it wouldn't kill any of you. I made you all immune to the explosion, so that's why you're alive"
"Are you talking to your watch?" Asked dragonax2k1, walking over to them. Everyone was getting up to the realization that they had somehow managed to survive.
"No, this is Kim" Master Gamer tilted her watch to show the image of the girl. "She's been contacting us through her computer"
"You mean you've had contacts to the outside world and didn't even tell us?!" Screamed China Girl. "How could you?!"
"Well, it's not like she was gonna get us out or anything..."
"Wait, I've been planning out for months how to get us out!" Sarie Cigam smiled widely as she stepped to the middle of the group. "We'll go to the Poké Floats and jump from float to float until we can jump down onto Kanto. We head to Tokyo, take a ship and then back home to America!" Everyone just stared at her as if she were from another planet, and talking a distant language. "Like any of you have a better idea?"
"If I had one it wouldn't be that bad" Muttered Razor Osaka, just loud enough for Sarie to hear though, which was more of an accidental occurrence.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"I'm sorry to interrupt your squabbling, but the part that I can't get you out is not exactly true" Kim cleared her throat. "I've found a way to get you out of here. Look over about 30 degrees latitude" They all looked over to see a portal. It was a tall doorway of black outline, with an erie light blue middle. "Go through there and you'll be transported home"
"Wait...so they are gone?" Asked Tim333 with a blink, a smile coming to his face. "Those Hands and that monster are never coming back! FINALLY!" He started to dance quite idiotically, but it was a funny sight. "They're gone! They're gone! They're finally gone! And WE'RE GOING HOME! Boom shaka-laka-laka, boom shaka-laka-laka!"
"There's just one thing..." Kim started once again.
"Ok, what's the catch now?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he moved his face towards the watch.
"Only one of you can exit through that portal" She replied. Everyone gave a gasp at this, not being able to believe their ears.
"If only one of us can get out why make a big deal?!" Exclaimed Razor Osaka, shaking the watch, not bothering to notice that Master Gamer was being shaken up as well.
"I'll try to find a way to get all of you out but for this time one of you can go, and that's it" Replied Kim. She had a somewhat sad expression. "I'm really sorry about this. I hope you can decide in a reasonable, Democratic way who will get to go"
"But what if we all went out at once?" Asked Culex576.
"You know that episode of The Simpsons when Bart switched his head with the fly? It would be the same thing with your bodies"
"Ouch. Well, I wouldn't want to have my head China Girl's body, that's for sure" dragonax2k1 shuddered a bit at the thought.
"You take that back, lizard knife!"
"It's dragon ax!"
"Oh shut up, you're both so annoying" Growled Houou.
"Hey, at least I don't have to wear a mask to hide my face!" Replied China Girl angrily.
"You all should be listening to me, I am very much smarter than all of you, anyway" Tim333 smiled and confidently crossed his arms.
Grey Fox grabbed Tim333 by the shirt and raised his fist. "If you say that again, then so help me I will clobber you"
"Why don't you stop thinking about that? Then again it's not too hard for you to stop thinking at all" BlackMage13 grinned mischievously.
"You're one to talk" Reanda replied, holding her sword out towards BlackMage13. And within seconds everyone found themselves yelling and arguing about something.
"Come on guys, think a minute" Platinum K moved to the middle of the group. "We can't just argue like this"
"YES WE CAN!" The other fourteen writers yelled.
"Well, we could..."
"Platinum K is right, let's keep arguing!" Announced Culex576, holding one arm in the air.
"No no!" Platinum K held out his hand towards them. "Come on, we have to get home. If only one of us can go, we should try to think of a good way to decide who"
In agreement with Platinum K, everyone thought to themselves for a minute, trying to think of something, a possible solution. They sat there for about three minutes before dragonax2k1 came to a conclusion. "Hey, let's have another tournament! We'll make different fights so--"
"NO!" Yelled the fourteen others, as none of them wanted to have to get into more fights like that again.
"In that case..." Tim333 grinned as he stepped forward and yelled aloud. "Every writer for himself!" With that he dashed like a mad man towards the portal. "I shall be the one to go home!"
"Sorry, escape overrides friendship!" Razor Osaka came blasting through the area, hitting Tim333 with a Wizard's Foot to the side. Tim333 went toppling over to the ground before he was within nine yards of the portal. "I'm getting outta here!"
"Don't think so" Sarie Cigam lashed out her tongue, wrapping it around Razor's face. He gave a groan and collapsed to the ground, leaving Sarie to leap into the air and about seven feet towards the portal with each high jump. "I'm getting outta here!"
"HMM!" Crono12345 blasted her clear away from the area with a fully charged Shadow Ball attack, making a clear mark. "Get out of here!"
"HYAAAAH!" dragonax2k1 leapt into the air, hitting Crono12345 upwards at the chin, hitting him with several flames. Crono12345 fell to the ground, leaving dragonax2k1 to run. "The Champion will be the one going home!" He began to dash as fast as he could, but was snagged by a yo-yo.
"Bye" China Girl thrust the yo-yo as far as she could, sending dragonax2k1 to her side. She quickly pulled out her Home-Run Bat and smashed it into his head, knocking the Champion to the ground. "I'll be going now"
"Oh no you don't, Marth-Lover!" Houou sent her Grappling Beam across the room, attaching it to the back of China Girl's shirt. She threw it back, sending China Girl down to the ground. "I got the win for us against the Smash Brothers, so I should go home!"
Houou started to dash towards the portal but was blocked off by several Green Fireballs, which threatened the burn if she came any closer. "But I saved us all, and I'm also the youngest! The youngest and heroes both should be preserved, so I'm going!" With a wide, toothy grin he dashed past Houou, sticking out his tongue at her as he passed. "Neener neener neener! Huh?" He found himself hitting into someone tall. He looked up to see Grey Fox.
"As the oldest of any of us, therefore I deserve to go home!" Grey Fox started to flare up with flames that started to burn Platinum K. He did a quick flaming headbutt, which sent Platinum K past where he started.
"Well, you're not too much older than me!" Akie held her hands apart so the space was shaped as a ball. Flames formed in it, and she let it go. "YAH!" Within a quick motion the flames burned into Grey Fox's face, leaving him no choice but to try and get away to stop the burning.
BlackMage13 was standing a few feet from Akie, a grin on her face as she held out the Blaster which was currently charging. "Well, it's beauty over age, I say!" With a large bang she sent out a quick blast that struck Akie in the stomach, sending her flying back. BlackMage13 ran towards the end.
"Falcone Kick!" Dr. Nick fell from the air like a shooting star, hitting BlackMage13 in the back of the head to send her hurtling to the ground. "Ha, beat you again, what do you think of that?"
"Well, I personally think you're in for a Shell of a Shock!" Culex576 rammed the giant turtle shell which he wore on his back right into Dr. Nick's back. Dr. Nick gave a short yell and fell down to his knees, one hand on his back.
"Marth's specialties are the Dragon Killer, and Shield Breaker! Luckily they both apply to you" Reanda brought down a giant sword slash upon Culex576's head, sending him flying to the side and landing flat on his face. "I'm going ho--YAH!"
Master Gamer was standing behind her, shocking Reanda with a Thunder attack that rained down from the sky. "Sorry, but it's every writer for herself, here" She leapt into the air and kicked Reanda, sending her to the ground. "Pika Kick is successful. Now to dash!" She quickly ran towards the portal, it seem nobody would stop her now but she was blocked by--an egg?
"Egg Rolls are a delicious appetizer...for some real eggs!" Sarie grinned as she popped out of the egg. She quickly turned Master Gamer into an egg with a flick of the tongue. "Now, to get out of here once and for a--AHH!"
She found herself being hit by several blasts of fire. "Should I beat you done once more, Sarie Cigam?" Houou grinned and whacked Sarie in the head with her cannon arm, tossing her several feet away with the shot. "See you"
"Yeah, see YOU in hell!" Razor Osaka slammed a Warlock Punch right into Houou's midsection, sending her into the ground once more. He began to run again when--
"Revenge sure is sweet, is it not?" Tim333 drove the head of the hammer right into Razor Osaka's gut and leapt up to kick him in the head and send him clear into the air. "Star KO for me, and a day back home. Jolly good" Tim333 ran as fast as he could once more.
"I guess we can't have our midnight duel...but I STILL WIN! Falcone...Punch!" Dr. Nick slammed Tim333 upside the head with a surprisingly fast Falcon Punch, knocking Tim333 back. Dr. Nick sent him down into the ground by rushing over with a Raptor Boost, letting him stomp on Tim333's head. Before he knew it, he was the one standing before the portal. He grinned. "Maybe I should go now--or maybe I'll rub it in your faces. I'll just go in. How sweet it is--"
"To knock you out!" dragonax2k1 struck Dr. Nick across the face with two quick slashes and a third to the stomach. "Ehm, hei, toriya!" He leapt over the knocked out Dr. Nick and ran towards the portal. He was only two feet away. "Freedom--mine, mine mine!"
"No, MINE" Crono12345 teleported right behind dragonax2k1, a menacing smile coming to his face. "MMH!" He swung his head, putting dragonax2k1 into a Disable spell. He stood there, glowing purple, unable to do anything but babble. Crono12345 began to float towards the portal. "And the Psychic powers get me--"
"Away from here" Akie was now wearing Sheik's veil, and it was a good fit as she was able to use a great attack for the situation. She sent out several needles which caused Crono12345 to fall to his knees, gripping his arm where the seven needles had hit. Akie quickly transformed her hat back into Zelda's and vanished even farther, only a foot before the portal. "Now, I--"
"LOSE! And I think the ending everyone's sentences is already getting too old" Platinum K hammered Akie with a flying and Flaming Super Jump Punch to send her high into the sky. "Happy travels!"
"Hey, Bronze L" He heard a voice call.
"It's PLATINUM K!--wait a minute, what?!" He looked to see BlackMage13 standing before the portal.
"Looks like I'm the winner of this bizarre contest" BlackMage13 set one foot into the door but was knocked out, by something rolling seemingly. She looked over with a gasp to see that Somebody had somehow escaped and flew right into the portal.
"I HATE PIKACHUUUUU!" Somebody rolled into the portal with his massive round body serving him to roll as a ball. He went right in, and the whirling stopped. The portal shook for a minute, then stopped, looking hard and plain.
"NO!" As the whirling blue area of the portal turned to a stale color of black, Reanda rushed over, slamming her fists into the portal. "WE CAN'T STAY HERE! OPEN THIS!"
"It's over Reanda, we lost" Grey Fox sighed. "Well, look on the bright side. If one of us got out, the others would have to deal with him"
"I guess you're right...hey, now that I think about it, this isn't so bad!" Everyone looked over to Master Gamer as she spoke with a smile. "I mean, we get to live the lives of Super Smash Brothers! We won't be affected by other FanFictions, because nobody's going to write about us! We have the whole Super Smash Brothers Melee world to ourselves!"
"Hey, I guess you're right" Agreed dragonax2k1 with a nod. All around all of the other writers started to say their own agreements.
"Hey guys" Master Gamer moved her arm up and took a look at her watch as she heard Kim speak. "I found a way to get you guys all out at once. You can go home"
"Oh sure, crap all over our plan" Growled Crono12345 agitatedly.
And so, the writers went home one by one. They went in the opposite order that they came, and soon the eight writer prepared to leave, but not before a quick conversation.
"I want you to keep in touch, ok?" Dr. Nick reached into his pocket and took out a piece of paper and pen. "Here's my phone number...my cell phone number...my fax number, always on...my AOL e-mail address...my Hotmail e-mail address..."
"Relax, I think that's enough" Master Gamer smiled as she took the paper. She began to walk off towards the portal. She gave a wave. "Goodbye, Nick"
"No, call me Will. That's my real name" Dr. Nick replied.
"All right, Will. And don't forget...I'm still Courtney, not just Master Gamer. Remember that" And just like that, she was gone into the portal, back home.
Dr. Nick sighed. "I knew I'd be the only one stupid enough to fall for someone here...and now I'll probably never see her again"
"Speak for yourself" Reanda sighed as she walked over towards the portal. "I don't think I'll ever see anyone even like Grey Fox again...but I can just hope. But goodbye, everyone" And so she was gone within a few seconds.
Before they knew it, only two people were left to go home. Two portals stood open, and Dr. Nick and Platinum K remained.
"Well, I think it's time we get back to the Concrete Jungle" Dr. Nick smiled and walked into the portal. "See you at my house" He dashed into it, and Platinum K went into the other.
With two loud thuds they landed where everything had all began--Dr. Nick's own house. The two of them landed with a loud thud on the ground.
"Man...we're back" Dr. Nick looked to the TV to see the Calendar of the GameCube. It was still the same day they had left...February 18, 2002. "What? It's still the same day!"
"Not only that, look!" Platinum K pointed to the wall. The clock read 2:48. That was the exact time they had left, and only a few seconds left. "It was as if we never left...Do you think it was a dream?"
"No" Replied Dr. Nick. He thought back to everything that happened and he was sure. "It couldn't have been a dream--you know as well as I do. And just to make sure nothing like that happens again--" He snatched the GameCube and tossed it to the ground. It broke into several pieces, but Dr. Nick began to stomp it with his black boots continually. "STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID..."
And so, it would seem that a video game would be a dangerous thing, and it might be. But all of those writers would be prepared if anything like that ever happened again. Because you never know, when two giant Hands and a huge lizard might hold you hostage for your own hobby. But until then, all we can do is wait for anything else--and a sequel!
THE END
"You and the fourteen others, old chap" Tim333 replied, putting one hand on his head. "My God, I have such a huge headache..."
"Oh no, Tim's here!" Gasped Platinum K. "I must be in the other place!"
"No no, you are alive. I'm just the first to wake up, you followed" Everyone was laying on the floor of the stone area below Final Destination. Their signs of being hurt were all gone, nothing whatsoever. "Do you know what in the bloody hell happened?"
"I'll explain later..." Platinum K gave a sigh. "But how did we make it out alive? We should have all been killed"
"Not sure...I was unconscious. The last thing I remember was being knocked out by that Crazy Hand. Say, what's that noise?" A static-y noise could be heard to the right of them. The two looked over to see that Master Gamer's watch was changing. She was still unconscious, however.
Not wanting to wake her up, Platinum K walked over and pressed the wind-up button on the clock, changing it to a view of the girl they had seen the previous day. It was Kim.
"Hi!" She greeted him. "Sorry I haven't contacted you lately, I was having some computer troubles. But AMM and I have gotten some research done on the realm you're in"
"Do tell, but keep it quiet, Master Gamer is sleeping" Replied Platinum K in a hushed voice.
"Ok. You guys were pulled into something called the Universal GameCube. It's the headquarters for all games, and you were taken into the Super Smash Brother memory. The only way out is the way you came in, but I haven't figured out how it works"
"Continue..."
"Hey, what are you doing?" Asked Master Gamer woozily as she got up to her feet. She looked over to Platinum K. "What are we doing here?"
"Long story"
"Huh...oh, we're dead" Groaned Dr. Nick. He pushed himself off against the prison and got to his feet. "What did you guys do to come down here, too?"
"No, we're alive" Platinum K replied.
"Let me see" Master Gamer reached out and pinched Dr. Nick's face, a bit tightly too.
"Ow, not so hard!" Dr. Nick rubbed his face. "Wouldn't it have been more convenient to do that to yourself?"
"Never thought about it" Master Gamer looked at her watch. "Kim, is that you? Why'd you take so long to come back and contact us again?"
"Computer troubles" Replied Kim again, shrugging. "But AMM was able to hack into the Universal GameCube. I programmed it so that when P.K. here threw the box, it wouldn't kill any of you. I made you all immune to the explosion, so that's why you're alive"
"Are you talking to your watch?" Asked dragonax2k1, walking over to them. Everyone was getting up to the realization that they had somehow managed to survive.
"No, this is Kim" Master Gamer tilted her watch to show the image of the girl. "She's been contacting us through her computer"
"You mean you've had contacts to the outside world and didn't even tell us?!" Screamed China Girl. "How could you?!"
"Well, it's not like she was gonna get us out or anything..."
"Wait, I've been planning out for months how to get us out!" Sarie Cigam smiled widely as she stepped to the middle of the group. "We'll go to the Poké Floats and jump from float to float until we can jump down onto Kanto. We head to Tokyo, take a ship and then back home to America!" Everyone just stared at her as if she were from another planet, and talking a distant language. "Like any of you have a better idea?"
"If I had one it wouldn't be that bad" Muttered Razor Osaka, just loud enough for Sarie to hear though, which was more of an accidental occurrence.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"I'm sorry to interrupt your squabbling, but the part that I can't get you out is not exactly true" Kim cleared her throat. "I've found a way to get you out of here. Look over about 30 degrees latitude" They all looked over to see a portal. It was a tall doorway of black outline, with an erie light blue middle. "Go through there and you'll be transported home"
"Wait...so they are gone?" Asked Tim333 with a blink, a smile coming to his face. "Those Hands and that monster are never coming back! FINALLY!" He started to dance quite idiotically, but it was a funny sight. "They're gone! They're gone! They're finally gone! And WE'RE GOING HOME! Boom shaka-laka-laka, boom shaka-laka-laka!"
"There's just one thing..." Kim started once again.
"Ok, what's the catch now?" Asked dragonax2k1 as he moved his face towards the watch.
"Only one of you can exit through that portal" She replied. Everyone gave a gasp at this, not being able to believe their ears.
"If only one of us can get out why make a big deal?!" Exclaimed Razor Osaka, shaking the watch, not bothering to notice that Master Gamer was being shaken up as well.
"I'll try to find a way to get all of you out but for this time one of you can go, and that's it" Replied Kim. She had a somewhat sad expression. "I'm really sorry about this. I hope you can decide in a reasonable, Democratic way who will get to go"
"But what if we all went out at once?" Asked Culex576.
"You know that episode of The Simpsons when Bart switched his head with the fly? It would be the same thing with your bodies"
"Ouch. Well, I wouldn't want to have my head China Girl's body, that's for sure" dragonax2k1 shuddered a bit at the thought.
"You take that back, lizard knife!"
"It's dragon ax!"
"Oh shut up, you're both so annoying" Growled Houou.
"Hey, at least I don't have to wear a mask to hide my face!" Replied China Girl angrily.
"You all should be listening to me, I am very much smarter than all of you, anyway" Tim333 smiled and confidently crossed his arms.
Grey Fox grabbed Tim333 by the shirt and raised his fist. "If you say that again, then so help me I will clobber you"
"Why don't you stop thinking about that? Then again it's not too hard for you to stop thinking at all" BlackMage13 grinned mischievously.
"You're one to talk" Reanda replied, holding her sword out towards BlackMage13. And within seconds everyone found themselves yelling and arguing about something.
"Come on guys, think a minute" Platinum K moved to the middle of the group. "We can't just argue like this"
"YES WE CAN!" The other fourteen writers yelled.
"Well, we could..."
"Platinum K is right, let's keep arguing!" Announced Culex576, holding one arm in the air.
"No no!" Platinum K held out his hand towards them. "Come on, we have to get home. If only one of us can go, we should try to think of a good way to decide who"
In agreement with Platinum K, everyone thought to themselves for a minute, trying to think of something, a possible solution. They sat there for about three minutes before dragonax2k1 came to a conclusion. "Hey, let's have another tournament! We'll make different fights so--"
"NO!" Yelled the fourteen others, as none of them wanted to have to get into more fights like that again.
"In that case..." Tim333 grinned as he stepped forward and yelled aloud. "Every writer for himself!" With that he dashed like a mad man towards the portal. "I shall be the one to go home!"
"Sorry, escape overrides friendship!" Razor Osaka came blasting through the area, hitting Tim333 with a Wizard's Foot to the side. Tim333 went toppling over to the ground before he was within nine yards of the portal. "I'm getting outta here!"
"Don't think so" Sarie Cigam lashed out her tongue, wrapping it around Razor's face. He gave a groan and collapsed to the ground, leaving Sarie to leap into the air and about seven feet towards the portal with each high jump. "I'm getting outta here!"
"HMM!" Crono12345 blasted her clear away from the area with a fully charged Shadow Ball attack, making a clear mark. "Get out of here!"
"HYAAAAH!" dragonax2k1 leapt into the air, hitting Crono12345 upwards at the chin, hitting him with several flames. Crono12345 fell to the ground, leaving dragonax2k1 to run. "The Champion will be the one going home!" He began to dash as fast as he could, but was snagged by a yo-yo.
"Bye" China Girl thrust the yo-yo as far as she could, sending dragonax2k1 to her side. She quickly pulled out her Home-Run Bat and smashed it into his head, knocking the Champion to the ground. "I'll be going now"
"Oh no you don't, Marth-Lover!" Houou sent her Grappling Beam across the room, attaching it to the back of China Girl's shirt. She threw it back, sending China Girl down to the ground. "I got the win for us against the Smash Brothers, so I should go home!"
Houou started to dash towards the portal but was blocked off by several Green Fireballs, which threatened the burn if she came any closer. "But I saved us all, and I'm also the youngest! The youngest and heroes both should be preserved, so I'm going!" With a wide, toothy grin he dashed past Houou, sticking out his tongue at her as he passed. "Neener neener neener! Huh?" He found himself hitting into someone tall. He looked up to see Grey Fox.
"As the oldest of any of us, therefore I deserve to go home!" Grey Fox started to flare up with flames that started to burn Platinum K. He did a quick flaming headbutt, which sent Platinum K past where he started.
"Well, you're not too much older than me!" Akie held her hands apart so the space was shaped as a ball. Flames formed in it, and she let it go. "YAH!" Within a quick motion the flames burned into Grey Fox's face, leaving him no choice but to try and get away to stop the burning.
BlackMage13 was standing a few feet from Akie, a grin on her face as she held out the Blaster which was currently charging. "Well, it's beauty over age, I say!" With a large bang she sent out a quick blast that struck Akie in the stomach, sending her flying back. BlackMage13 ran towards the end.
"Falcone Kick!" Dr. Nick fell from the air like a shooting star, hitting BlackMage13 in the back of the head to send her hurtling to the ground. "Ha, beat you again, what do you think of that?"
"Well, I personally think you're in for a Shell of a Shock!" Culex576 rammed the giant turtle shell which he wore on his back right into Dr. Nick's back. Dr. Nick gave a short yell and fell down to his knees, one hand on his back.
"Marth's specialties are the Dragon Killer, and Shield Breaker! Luckily they both apply to you" Reanda brought down a giant sword slash upon Culex576's head, sending him flying to the side and landing flat on his face. "I'm going ho--YAH!"
Master Gamer was standing behind her, shocking Reanda with a Thunder attack that rained down from the sky. "Sorry, but it's every writer for herself, here" She leapt into the air and kicked Reanda, sending her to the ground. "Pika Kick is successful. Now to dash!" She quickly ran towards the portal, it seem nobody would stop her now but she was blocked by--an egg?
"Egg Rolls are a delicious appetizer...for some real eggs!" Sarie grinned as she popped out of the egg. She quickly turned Master Gamer into an egg with a flick of the tongue. "Now, to get out of here once and for a--AHH!"
She found herself being hit by several blasts of fire. "Should I beat you done once more, Sarie Cigam?" Houou grinned and whacked Sarie in the head with her cannon arm, tossing her several feet away with the shot. "See you"
"Yeah, see YOU in hell!" Razor Osaka slammed a Warlock Punch right into Houou's midsection, sending her into the ground once more. He began to run again when--
"Revenge sure is sweet, is it not?" Tim333 drove the head of the hammer right into Razor Osaka's gut and leapt up to kick him in the head and send him clear into the air. "Star KO for me, and a day back home. Jolly good" Tim333 ran as fast as he could once more.
"I guess we can't have our midnight duel...but I STILL WIN! Falcone...Punch!" Dr. Nick slammed Tim333 upside the head with a surprisingly fast Falcon Punch, knocking Tim333 back. Dr. Nick sent him down into the ground by rushing over with a Raptor Boost, letting him stomp on Tim333's head. Before he knew it, he was the one standing before the portal. He grinned. "Maybe I should go now--or maybe I'll rub it in your faces. I'll just go in. How sweet it is--"
"To knock you out!" dragonax2k1 struck Dr. Nick across the face with two quick slashes and a third to the stomach. "Ehm, hei, toriya!" He leapt over the knocked out Dr. Nick and ran towards the portal. He was only two feet away. "Freedom--mine, mine mine!"
"No, MINE" Crono12345 teleported right behind dragonax2k1, a menacing smile coming to his face. "MMH!" He swung his head, putting dragonax2k1 into a Disable spell. He stood there, glowing purple, unable to do anything but babble. Crono12345 began to float towards the portal. "And the Psychic powers get me--"
"Away from here" Akie was now wearing Sheik's veil, and it was a good fit as she was able to use a great attack for the situation. She sent out several needles which caused Crono12345 to fall to his knees, gripping his arm where the seven needles had hit. Akie quickly transformed her hat back into Zelda's and vanished even farther, only a foot before the portal. "Now, I--"
"LOSE! And I think the ending everyone's sentences is already getting too old" Platinum K hammered Akie with a flying and Flaming Super Jump Punch to send her high into the sky. "Happy travels!"
"Hey, Bronze L" He heard a voice call.
"It's PLATINUM K!--wait a minute, what?!" He looked to see BlackMage13 standing before the portal.
"Looks like I'm the winner of this bizarre contest" BlackMage13 set one foot into the door but was knocked out, by something rolling seemingly. She looked over with a gasp to see that Somebody had somehow escaped and flew right into the portal.
"I HATE PIKACHUUUUU!" Somebody rolled into the portal with his massive round body serving him to roll as a ball. He went right in, and the whirling stopped. The portal shook for a minute, then stopped, looking hard and plain.
"NO!" As the whirling blue area of the portal turned to a stale color of black, Reanda rushed over, slamming her fists into the portal. "WE CAN'T STAY HERE! OPEN THIS!"
"It's over Reanda, we lost" Grey Fox sighed. "Well, look on the bright side. If one of us got out, the others would have to deal with him"
"I guess you're right...hey, now that I think about it, this isn't so bad!" Everyone looked over to Master Gamer as she spoke with a smile. "I mean, we get to live the lives of Super Smash Brothers! We won't be affected by other FanFictions, because nobody's going to write about us! We have the whole Super Smash Brothers Melee world to ourselves!"
"Hey, I guess you're right" Agreed dragonax2k1 with a nod. All around all of the other writers started to say their own agreements.
"Hey guys" Master Gamer moved her arm up and took a look at her watch as she heard Kim speak. "I found a way to get you guys all out at once. You can go home"
"Oh sure, crap all over our plan" Growled Crono12345 agitatedly.
And so, the writers went home one by one. They went in the opposite order that they came, and soon the eight writer prepared to leave, but not before a quick conversation.
"I want you to keep in touch, ok?" Dr. Nick reached into his pocket and took out a piece of paper and pen. "Here's my phone number...my cell phone number...my fax number, always on...my AOL e-mail address...my Hotmail e-mail address..."
"Relax, I think that's enough" Master Gamer smiled as she took the paper. She began to walk off towards the portal. She gave a wave. "Goodbye, Nick"
"No, call me Will. That's my real name" Dr. Nick replied.
"All right, Will. And don't forget...I'm still Courtney, not just Master Gamer. Remember that" And just like that, she was gone into the portal, back home.
Dr. Nick sighed. "I knew I'd be the only one stupid enough to fall for someone here...and now I'll probably never see her again"
"Speak for yourself" Reanda sighed as she walked over towards the portal. "I don't think I'll ever see anyone even like Grey Fox again...but I can just hope. But goodbye, everyone" And so she was gone within a few seconds.
Before they knew it, only two people were left to go home. Two portals stood open, and Dr. Nick and Platinum K remained.
"Well, I think it's time we get back to the Concrete Jungle" Dr. Nick smiled and walked into the portal. "See you at my house" He dashed into it, and Platinum K went into the other.
With two loud thuds they landed where everything had all began--Dr. Nick's own house. The two of them landed with a loud thud on the ground.
"Man...we're back" Dr. Nick looked to the TV to see the Calendar of the GameCube. It was still the same day they had left...February 18, 2002. "What? It's still the same day!"
"Not only that, look!" Platinum K pointed to the wall. The clock read 2:48. That was the exact time they had left, and only a few seconds left. "It was as if we never left...Do you think it was a dream?"
"No" Replied Dr. Nick. He thought back to everything that happened and he was sure. "It couldn't have been a dream--you know as well as I do. And just to make sure nothing like that happens again--" He snatched the GameCube and tossed it to the ground. It broke into several pieces, but Dr. Nick began to stomp it with his black boots continually. "STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID..."
And so, it would seem that a video game would be a dangerous thing, and it might be. But all of those writers would be prepared if anything like that ever happened again. Because you never know, when two giant Hands and a huge lizard might hold you hostage for your own hobby. But until then, all we can do is wait for anything else--and a sequel!
THE END