Frodo Baggins vs Harry Potter
Frodo was walking in Rivendell and recovering his strength when he kept seeing this strange brownish thing flying in the sky. He found Elrond and said to him, "Elrond, I saw the strangest thing. It was large, brown, and very fast, and flying through the sky!" Elrond sighed. "It's worse than I thought. You better go lie down for a whikle Frodo, but we will heal you. I promise." Frodo walked off, still confused. He was thinking when he heard a whooshing sound and the sound of someone landing on the ground. He looked up to view the weirdest child he had ever seen. He had round things with glass in the middle and a scar on his forehead. He said in a strange accent not used in Middle-Earth, "Who are you, short guy?" Frodo's face grew red with anger from being called short. "Oh yeah? Well...well...who are you, mister lightning bolt?" Frodo jumped up and stamped, a very comical sight to see. The child started laughing and said, "I'm Harry Potter. Oh, and where am I?" Frodo thought he was being made fun of. "You're in Rivendell smart one! And I'm Frodo Baggins!" The laughter drained from Harry's face as he jumped onto his broom and started racing after Frodo. Frodo yelped and ran as fast as he could.(he's not the gingerbread man you know!) Elrond heard this and popped up in a flash, and in a strange purple dress. His face went red and he said: "Samwise Gamgee, now you stop that!"
Frodo was walking in Rivendell and recovering his strength when he kept seeing this strange brownish thing flying in the sky. He found Elrond and said to him, "Elrond, I saw the strangest thing. It was large, brown, and very fast, and flying through the sky!" Elrond sighed. "It's worse than I thought. You better go lie down for a whikle Frodo, but we will heal you. I promise." Frodo walked off, still confused. He was thinking when he heard a whooshing sound and the sound of someone landing on the ground. He looked up to view the weirdest child he had ever seen. He had round things with glass in the middle and a scar on his forehead. He said in a strange accent not used in Middle-Earth, "Who are you, short guy?" Frodo's face grew red with anger from being called short. "Oh yeah? Well...well...who are you, mister lightning bolt?" Frodo jumped up and stamped, a very comical sight to see. The child started laughing and said, "I'm Harry Potter. Oh, and where am I?" Frodo thought he was being made fun of. "You're in Rivendell smart one! And I'm Frodo Baggins!" The laughter drained from Harry's face as he jumped onto his broom and started racing after Frodo. Frodo yelped and ran as fast as he could.(he's not the gingerbread man you know!) Elrond heard this and popped up in a flash, and in a strange purple dress. His face went red and he said: "Samwise Gamgee, now you stop that!"