Chap. 3
Majin Boo looked at the bulky human called the Annihilator. Hmm, I wonder why he's dressed up so funny, he wondered to himself. He reminds me of that Superman guy that Mr. Satan showed me on a poster once. The Annihilator was wearing a red cape, a hawk like mask, and purple tights. He pointed one blue-gloved finger at Majin Boo.
"Get ready to be annihilated," he cried. What? Now Majin Boo was thoroughly confused. Could this human not see how powerful and awesome he was? Did he even know whom he was dealing with? What if he did?! Then the human would scream "Get away, it's MAJIN BOO!" and the humans would all be after him with their carving knives and everything.
"Fight!" the announcer cried. The Annihilator, with a loud battle cry, ran toward Majin Boo. Perplexed as to what the stupid idiot was doing, Boo just stood there. BOING! The Annihilator's head made contact with Majin Boo's stomach, and then he was slingshot back to where he had just come from. With a loud OOF, the human landed on his posterior. The crowd burst into laughter at the sight of the disheveled man. Majin Boo, figuring it would be rude NOT to laugh, did as well. The Annihilator seethed at the pink putty man. How dare he laugh! He got up, trying to muster up what was left of his scant dignity, and dusted himself off. He then put his hands on his hips and began to laugh. The crowd's laughter began to trail off, then disappear, and they wondered what this guy was up to. Has he totally lost it?
"You might think that that was all that I had, but you're wrong," he cried triumphantly. "I still have my secret weapon!" Fishing into his gigantic yellow belt, he pulled out a small capsule. He pushed the button, then threw it into the center of the ring. Instantly, another belt came out. The crowd stared at it, then began to giggle. Immediately, the Annihilator ran over to the belt and began to cuddle it.
"Awwwww, ain't you beautiful today, ain't ya," he cooed. The crowd burst out laughing. He glared at the crowd. "Stop making fun of my Amelia." This only made the crowd laugh even harder. He turned his attention back to "Amelia." "Don't pay any attention to them, they just don't know you." The crowd began to shed tears from laughing. Majin Boo was just staring at the man.
Why is he talking to a belt, an inanimate object? He was beginning to suspect that this man had escaped from an insane asylum somewhere. Finally, after much cooing to his belt, the human put it on and got into a defiant stance, facing Majin Boo.
"Hahahaha! I will defeat you now for sure!" Majin Boo just looked at him. The Annihilator pushed a button on his belt, and all of a sudden a jet pack appeared on his back. "Up, up and away!" Suddenly, he was hovering several feet above the arena. The crowd gaped. Majin Boo shrugged and jumped up, too. To the Annihilator's amazement, Majin Boo was at the same elevation as him.
"Wh-what?! Where's your jet pack?" he wondered. Majin Boo laughed.
"What's a jet pack?" he asked.
"Grrr, I'll defeat you yet! That isn't the only trick Amelia has up her sleeve," he said, thus bringing a few more snickers from the crowd. Reaching into one if the various pockets in the belt, he pulled out a small red ball. Then he threw it at Majin Boo. It suddenly exploded, turning into a smoke screen. Majin Boo looked around, to no avail. The smoke was thick and hard to penetrate with weak eyes like his. Then he felt something sharp enter his stomach. Finally, the smoke disappeared, showing the Annihilator with a sword stuck in Majin Boo's gut. Then the Annihilator pulled it out.
"Hahaha! Now die!" he cried.
"Hey!" shouted the announcer. "It is against the rules to kill the opponent, or you automatically lose!" Of course, Majin Boo was not going to die. With a *POP* he grew back the hole in his stomach. The Annihilator's jaw dropped. So did everyone else's jaws, except Mr. Satan and the Z fighters. Finally, the Annihilator was able to stutter out a few words.
"Bu-but, no one can do that, no human being could have done that!" he gasped. Then he began to recover. "Well, I guess that that means that I don't automatically lose!" At first, the announcer consulted with the judge. Then he nodded.
"All right, but no more using the swords," he said as a warning. Grinning, the Annihilator put his hand into one of the other pockets on the gigantic belt. He pulled out a small grenade. He pulled out the pin with his teeth, and then threw it at Majin Boo. The he propelled himself away. Turning away, he covered his ears and awaited the explosion. BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! The sky was filled with the sound.
"Yes!" he shouted.
"Wow! That was fun! Do it again!" Majin Boo's voice was heard. Stunned, the human turned around, then he felt his jaw against his chest. There was Majin Boo, looking a bit dirty, but otherwise unharmed. "How did you do that? And with such an itty bitty ball, too!"
"You couldn't have…" the Annihilator gaped. "HOW?!" The whole crowd was gaping along with him. Then he growled. "Well, you survived that, but you won't survive this!" Then, once again, he reached into one of the many pockets of his belt. He pulled out a toy puppy. "Haha! Watch this bomb totally destroy you!" Then he threw it at Majin Boo. The little dog hit Boo's stomach, then dropped hundreds of feet to the arena below. Then it broke into a thousand pieces.
"Oops," the human said. "I must have switched the toy dog with the real one." Then he shrugged. "But no matter, I will still defeat you." With a raucous battle cry, he propelled himself toward Majin Boo. Once again, he ran into his stomach and once again, he was flung away. Unfortunately, some of Majin Boo's pink goo got stuck inside of the jet pack rockets. They spluttered, coughed, and then died. The Annihilator froze, then waved his arms frantically and screamed as he sped toward the earth below. Suddenly the whole world froze. Or was he just suspended a few inches above the ground? He looked up. Majin Boo was grinning and holding one of his feet. The Annihilator said a silent prayer before he was tossed out of the ring. At first all was silent.
"Errr, um, I guess the Majin Boo guy wins," the announcer proclaimed hesitantly. The crowd was silent, then hesitantly began to clap. Smiling, Majin Boo walked off to the rest of the awaiting fighters.
"That was the stupidest human I have ever encountered, next to Satan," Vegeta said. That was the most pathetic of fights. The human never grasped the fact that Majin Boo could survive bombs. How pathetic. Then his mind wandered to Ticco. Ticco, hmm, I remember that name from somewhere…where was it? Some stupid old story about the Saiya-jin that disappeared, I think. What a coincidence. Soon he began to brood over the first fight. I don't believe it. A blind fighter? And he was still able to defeat Kakarot's son so easily. He must have an incredibly high power level. Unusual. How was he able to know where everything and everyone was? Of course, humans are so loud anyone could hear them. But what about the objects? He acted as though he could see them.
I wish I could, a thought interrupted him. Startled, Vegeta looked around. Then he saw Ticco looking at him. Or as least facing him. Ticco bowed slightly. Sorry to have interrupted you and invaded your privacy, but I couldn't help but notice. Vegeta was perplexed.
How can you hear what I am thinking? The stranger shrugged.
I don't know. I've been able to do that ever since I was born. I was especially good with connecting minds to Saiya-jin, like you. Vegeta did a double take.
How did you know I'm Saiya-jin? Ticco almost laughed in his mind.
You act like one, you speak like one, and your manner is like King Vegeta of the Saiya-jin, and you are his son, Prince Vegeta, of course. Then Ticco "glanced" at Trunks. Is he your son? Vegeta could do nothing but nod. I thought so. His attitude is like yours, arrogant, haughty. You have evidently settled down on this planet and had children. Who is your mate?
A blue-haired spore called Bulma.
Human?
Yes.
But who is the guy that I fought? He has no relation to you. And yet, I sense Saiya-jin blood in him.
That is Kakarot's second son, Goten.
Kakarot? Who is Kakarot? Another Saiya-jin?
Yes, or course. He does not act like one because when he was sent here a long time ago, he hit his head and could not remember anything about Vegetasei or being a Saiya-jin. That also must explain why he is so stupid.
Mmm, I see. Well, it is time for the next fight. I hope you survive through all of this. It was a pleasure talking to you finally. By the way, you do realize that it is your turn, right? You probably do. With a two-fingered salute, Ticco walked away to a different part of the "house" to get a better view. Vegeta shook his head. That was unusual, most perplexing. He would have to find out who this Ticco was, and where he was from. He seemed to know a lot about Saiya-jin. Trunks interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey, Dad, wuzzup?" he asked. Vegeta grunted incoherently. "Isn't that Ticco over there?" Vegeta nodded. Trunks scratched his head. "Why were you guys just standing here, looking at each other? Eww, that didn't sound right."
"We were having an intelligent conversation, something that you couldn't understand," Vegeta replied. Most things that he said to his son weren't very nice.
"How? Telepathy?" Trunks asked sarcastically.
"As a matter of fact, yes," Vegeta said. Trunks jaw dropped.
"Nani? How?" he gaped. Vegeta shrugged, giving him the "how am I supposed to know" look, while at the same time, keeping his "mightier than thou" look, which seemed to come to him naturally.
"Sheesh, if you don't know, then why don't you just say so?" Trunks grumbled. "Who is fighting next, anyway?"
"Me and another stupid, weak human," Vegeta answered monotone.
"Oh, ok," Trunks said. "Well, errrr, uh, good luck I guess, not that you need it." With a shrug, Trunks walked away to watch his father fight. Then Vegeta heard the announcer, uh, announce the next fight.
"The next battle will be Mr. Vegeta versus Peter!" he shouted. The crowd began to cheer.
Majin Boo looked at the bulky human called the Annihilator. Hmm, I wonder why he's dressed up so funny, he wondered to himself. He reminds me of that Superman guy that Mr. Satan showed me on a poster once. The Annihilator was wearing a red cape, a hawk like mask, and purple tights. He pointed one blue-gloved finger at Majin Boo.
"Get ready to be annihilated," he cried. What? Now Majin Boo was thoroughly confused. Could this human not see how powerful and awesome he was? Did he even know whom he was dealing with? What if he did?! Then the human would scream "Get away, it's MAJIN BOO!" and the humans would all be after him with their carving knives and everything.
"Fight!" the announcer cried. The Annihilator, with a loud battle cry, ran toward Majin Boo. Perplexed as to what the stupid idiot was doing, Boo just stood there. BOING! The Annihilator's head made contact with Majin Boo's stomach, and then he was slingshot back to where he had just come from. With a loud OOF, the human landed on his posterior. The crowd burst into laughter at the sight of the disheveled man. Majin Boo, figuring it would be rude NOT to laugh, did as well. The Annihilator seethed at the pink putty man. How dare he laugh! He got up, trying to muster up what was left of his scant dignity, and dusted himself off. He then put his hands on his hips and began to laugh. The crowd's laughter began to trail off, then disappear, and they wondered what this guy was up to. Has he totally lost it?
"You might think that that was all that I had, but you're wrong," he cried triumphantly. "I still have my secret weapon!" Fishing into his gigantic yellow belt, he pulled out a small capsule. He pushed the button, then threw it into the center of the ring. Instantly, another belt came out. The crowd stared at it, then began to giggle. Immediately, the Annihilator ran over to the belt and began to cuddle it.
"Awwwww, ain't you beautiful today, ain't ya," he cooed. The crowd burst out laughing. He glared at the crowd. "Stop making fun of my Amelia." This only made the crowd laugh even harder. He turned his attention back to "Amelia." "Don't pay any attention to them, they just don't know you." The crowd began to shed tears from laughing. Majin Boo was just staring at the man.
Why is he talking to a belt, an inanimate object? He was beginning to suspect that this man had escaped from an insane asylum somewhere. Finally, after much cooing to his belt, the human put it on and got into a defiant stance, facing Majin Boo.
"Hahahaha! I will defeat you now for sure!" Majin Boo just looked at him. The Annihilator pushed a button on his belt, and all of a sudden a jet pack appeared on his back. "Up, up and away!" Suddenly, he was hovering several feet above the arena. The crowd gaped. Majin Boo shrugged and jumped up, too. To the Annihilator's amazement, Majin Boo was at the same elevation as him.
"Wh-what?! Where's your jet pack?" he wondered. Majin Boo laughed.
"What's a jet pack?" he asked.
"Grrr, I'll defeat you yet! That isn't the only trick Amelia has up her sleeve," he said, thus bringing a few more snickers from the crowd. Reaching into one if the various pockets in the belt, he pulled out a small red ball. Then he threw it at Majin Boo. It suddenly exploded, turning into a smoke screen. Majin Boo looked around, to no avail. The smoke was thick and hard to penetrate with weak eyes like his. Then he felt something sharp enter his stomach. Finally, the smoke disappeared, showing the Annihilator with a sword stuck in Majin Boo's gut. Then the Annihilator pulled it out.
"Hahaha! Now die!" he cried.
"Hey!" shouted the announcer. "It is against the rules to kill the opponent, or you automatically lose!" Of course, Majin Boo was not going to die. With a *POP* he grew back the hole in his stomach. The Annihilator's jaw dropped. So did everyone else's jaws, except Mr. Satan and the Z fighters. Finally, the Annihilator was able to stutter out a few words.
"Bu-but, no one can do that, no human being could have done that!" he gasped. Then he began to recover. "Well, I guess that that means that I don't automatically lose!" At first, the announcer consulted with the judge. Then he nodded.
"All right, but no more using the swords," he said as a warning. Grinning, the Annihilator put his hand into one of the other pockets on the gigantic belt. He pulled out a small grenade. He pulled out the pin with his teeth, and then threw it at Majin Boo. The he propelled himself away. Turning away, he covered his ears and awaited the explosion. BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! The sky was filled with the sound.
"Yes!" he shouted.
"Wow! That was fun! Do it again!" Majin Boo's voice was heard. Stunned, the human turned around, then he felt his jaw against his chest. There was Majin Boo, looking a bit dirty, but otherwise unharmed. "How did you do that? And with such an itty bitty ball, too!"
"You couldn't have…" the Annihilator gaped. "HOW?!" The whole crowd was gaping along with him. Then he growled. "Well, you survived that, but you won't survive this!" Then, once again, he reached into one of the many pockets of his belt. He pulled out a toy puppy. "Haha! Watch this bomb totally destroy you!" Then he threw it at Majin Boo. The little dog hit Boo's stomach, then dropped hundreds of feet to the arena below. Then it broke into a thousand pieces.
"Oops," the human said. "I must have switched the toy dog with the real one." Then he shrugged. "But no matter, I will still defeat you." With a raucous battle cry, he propelled himself toward Majin Boo. Once again, he ran into his stomach and once again, he was flung away. Unfortunately, some of Majin Boo's pink goo got stuck inside of the jet pack rockets. They spluttered, coughed, and then died. The Annihilator froze, then waved his arms frantically and screamed as he sped toward the earth below. Suddenly the whole world froze. Or was he just suspended a few inches above the ground? He looked up. Majin Boo was grinning and holding one of his feet. The Annihilator said a silent prayer before he was tossed out of the ring. At first all was silent.
"Errr, um, I guess the Majin Boo guy wins," the announcer proclaimed hesitantly. The crowd was silent, then hesitantly began to clap. Smiling, Majin Boo walked off to the rest of the awaiting fighters.
"That was the stupidest human I have ever encountered, next to Satan," Vegeta said. That was the most pathetic of fights. The human never grasped the fact that Majin Boo could survive bombs. How pathetic. Then his mind wandered to Ticco. Ticco, hmm, I remember that name from somewhere…where was it? Some stupid old story about the Saiya-jin that disappeared, I think. What a coincidence. Soon he began to brood over the first fight. I don't believe it. A blind fighter? And he was still able to defeat Kakarot's son so easily. He must have an incredibly high power level. Unusual. How was he able to know where everything and everyone was? Of course, humans are so loud anyone could hear them. But what about the objects? He acted as though he could see them.
I wish I could, a thought interrupted him. Startled, Vegeta looked around. Then he saw Ticco looking at him. Or as least facing him. Ticco bowed slightly. Sorry to have interrupted you and invaded your privacy, but I couldn't help but notice. Vegeta was perplexed.
How can you hear what I am thinking? The stranger shrugged.
I don't know. I've been able to do that ever since I was born. I was especially good with connecting minds to Saiya-jin, like you. Vegeta did a double take.
How did you know I'm Saiya-jin? Ticco almost laughed in his mind.
You act like one, you speak like one, and your manner is like King Vegeta of the Saiya-jin, and you are his son, Prince Vegeta, of course. Then Ticco "glanced" at Trunks. Is he your son? Vegeta could do nothing but nod. I thought so. His attitude is like yours, arrogant, haughty. You have evidently settled down on this planet and had children. Who is your mate?
A blue-haired spore called Bulma.
Human?
Yes.
But who is the guy that I fought? He has no relation to you. And yet, I sense Saiya-jin blood in him.
That is Kakarot's second son, Goten.
Kakarot? Who is Kakarot? Another Saiya-jin?
Yes, or course. He does not act like one because when he was sent here a long time ago, he hit his head and could not remember anything about Vegetasei or being a Saiya-jin. That also must explain why he is so stupid.
Mmm, I see. Well, it is time for the next fight. I hope you survive through all of this. It was a pleasure talking to you finally. By the way, you do realize that it is your turn, right? You probably do. With a two-fingered salute, Ticco walked away to a different part of the "house" to get a better view. Vegeta shook his head. That was unusual, most perplexing. He would have to find out who this Ticco was, and where he was from. He seemed to know a lot about Saiya-jin. Trunks interrupted his thoughts.
"Hey, Dad, wuzzup?" he asked. Vegeta grunted incoherently. "Isn't that Ticco over there?" Vegeta nodded. Trunks scratched his head. "Why were you guys just standing here, looking at each other? Eww, that didn't sound right."
"We were having an intelligent conversation, something that you couldn't understand," Vegeta replied. Most things that he said to his son weren't very nice.
"How? Telepathy?" Trunks asked sarcastically.
"As a matter of fact, yes," Vegeta said. Trunks jaw dropped.
"Nani? How?" he gaped. Vegeta shrugged, giving him the "how am I supposed to know" look, while at the same time, keeping his "mightier than thou" look, which seemed to come to him naturally.
"Sheesh, if you don't know, then why don't you just say so?" Trunks grumbled. "Who is fighting next, anyway?"
"Me and another stupid, weak human," Vegeta answered monotone.
"Oh, ok," Trunks said. "Well, errrr, uh, good luck I guess, not that you need it." With a shrug, Trunks walked away to watch his father fight. Then Vegeta heard the announcer, uh, announce the next fight.
"The next battle will be Mr. Vegeta versus Peter!" he shouted. The crowd began to cheer.