Legolas Greenleaf was standing in Mirkwood forest one day when all of a sudden, a large round blue and white portal opened up and out popped Osama Bin Laden! They stood there, staring at each other for a minute and then Osama said in Arabic: "DIE PRETTYBOY!!!" Strangely, Legolas understood this and said in Elivsh: "DIE TURBAN BOY!!!" Osama lifted his fists and Legolas took out is bow and arrows. Legolas, thinking it not a fair fight, pulled out his hair-gel and squirted it in Osama's eyes! Osama recoiled and cursed at Legolas, then threw a grenade(formally called the osamabomba) at Legolas. It exploded, but Legolas had a huge bubble of hairspray around him. It ignited and caught Osama on fire, yet Legolas was untouched. Legolas walked off, turned around and shouted at the burning remains: "Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina(You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny)!!!!!!"