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Who wants to be the Emperor of Crathak!

Episode 1

Host- "Welcome Ladies and Gents to the only game show were your favorite Tortallans can try to become the Emperor of Cratha-"

Kaddar-"Hey there is an Emperor already! And that's me! Kaddar, Prince of Siraji, Duke of Yamut, Count of Amar!"

Host(me)-"Hey you CANNOT interrupt me like that! I am the ALL MIGHTY WRITER AND YOU SHALL OBEY ME! Okay where was I… ah! Yes. The only show where you can try to become the Emperor of Crathak! With your favorite game show host ME! AM the Might Writer! And today's contestants are: Jonathan of Conte`, Hakuin SeaStone , Lord Wyldon, Duke Garth of Naxan, Alanna the Lioness, Eda Bell, and Varice Kingsford! Our first Emperor to-be is… Lord Wyldon!"

Wyldon-"But I don't want to be an Emperor I like my life, being a mean old man who make's poor kids almost kill themselves with swords and staffs!"

Host(me)-" YOU MUST OBEY ME FOR I AM THE ALL MIGHT WRITER!"

**Weldon gets scared at writer's rage **

Wyldon-"yes all mighty writer!"

Host(me)-" good Weldon, now your first question is: who is Arram Drapers ex?

Delia of Eldorn

Me

Varice Kingsford

Daine The WildMage"



Wyldon-"umm… Delia of Eldorn!"

** Strange buzzing noise**

Host(me)-"Nope! Sorry Wyldon you were WRONG! Guys get him 'outta here!"

**Security guys throw Wyldon out**

Host(me)-" we'll be right back after this break!"