Disclaimer: I don't own anything that belongs to TP…

A/N well somewhere between kicking Wyldon out and the break I lost all sanity so

Most of the things that are happening around here are just crazy!



Host(me)-"welcome back to who wants to be the Emperor of Crathak! The only show where you can try to become the ruler of Crathak even if you don't want to!"

** crowds cheer**

host(me)-" and our next contestant is…Jonathan of Cont`e! Jon please come up here!"

Jon-"but I don't need to rule anther country I'm having enough trouble with the one I already have!"

**BIG BOOM**

THE ALL MIGHTY WRITER-"YOU DARE DISOBEY ME???????????"

**Jon gets really scared**

Jon-"N…n…no All Mighty Writer!"

The All Mighty Writer-"Goody! Then keep on playing!"

**anther BIG BOOM**

**Jon sites in a chair**

Host(me)-"Alrighty then! Jon your first question is: What is Daine's mother's name?

1.Jean

2.Sandy

3.Sarra

4.Maryann"

Jon-"umm… 3, Sarra…"

Host(me)-"Is that your final answer?"

Jon-"Yes!"

(a/n I'm really getting annoyed of writing Host(me) so the Host is me okiez? Good!)

Host-" that answer is..."

Jon-"yes…"

Host "CORRECT!"

**Jon does a happy dance**

Host-"we'll be right back after this break!"

A/N sorry I have to do my homework now so you'll have to wait and see if I kick Jon out of the show…^________________^