The teacher came in. "Settle down class!"
Heero, now releaved that Relena had to sit on the other side of the room, sat down and brushed off his clothes.
"Who's that guy, Duo?" asked Hilde.
"The class will now begin." said the teacher.
"I'll tell you later." Duo said, as he got out his notebook.
At lunch, everyone met outside, and sat under a tree. Relena offered her lunch to Heero, but Heero just told her that he'd be happier if she sat ~away~ from him, so she sat beside Hilde instead.
"So, who's he?" asked Hilde.
Bryan smilled, "I'm his fiancee!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" snapped Duo. "You... you are a guy!!!!!!!"
Bryan sighed, "You promiced. Remember?"
"Yeah, but I thought you where kidding!!!!!!!" said Duo.
"Hmmmm.." said Hilde. "But.. That can't be. You are a guy and Duo is strait... I hope."
Bryan took off his shirt. He was wearing a chest wrap. He took it off and....
Que all the guys (including Quatre) having a major nosebleed.
"I'm a girl, Duo." said Bryan, as she put back on her chest wrap and shirt. "My real name is Melanie."
"Melanie....??" said Duo.
"I still don't understand." said Trowa.
"Ok. Hilde knows this, but you guys don't. When I was very young, I was an orphan. I got taken in by a church, and was raised there." said Duo.
"Which explains your fasion sence." said Heero, while pointing at his preist's coller.
"You should talk, spandex boy!" said Duo, whilde sticking out his tounge. "Anywho, one day, I ran outside to play. I bumped into her outside. We became friends and played. When I asked her name, she said it was Bryan." he continued. "Hey! Mel! You said you where a boy!!"
Melanie crossed her arms. "Well, it was insulting for you to call me a boy." She winked, "So... Since I thought you where cute, and at that time I knew you wouldn't wanna play with a girl, I pretended to be a boy! I dressed like a boy because my family was poor."
"Darn." said Duo. "Ah.. Anywho, one day her family was moving. She told me that she'd find me one day and we'd be together forever."
"YEAH! And then I said we would get engaged and you aggreed!" she yelled.
"Well, I didn't even know what getting engaged ment! I didn't know you where serious!" Duo said.
Melanie crossed her arms. "We swore it. We even wrote it in butterscotch pudding!"
"Butterscotch pudding?!?" said Hilde.
Duo laughed. "We where too chicken to write in blood."
"So, I am your fiancee!" said Melanie. "So there."
"I... I guess.." said Duo.
"DUO!!!!" shouted Hilde.
"W..What???" asked Duo.
"....." Hilde didn't want to admit that she liked Duo. "You... You are such a pervert!"
"Huh??? How am I a pervert?!?!" asked Duo.
"You barely even know anything about her, yet you aggreed to marry her??!?!" shouted Hilde. She wacked Duo on the head.
"OWWWWIEEEE!!!!" shouted Duo.
"Anyways... I have no where to stay... So.. Since we are gonna get married.... Duo can I stay with you?" said Melaine, looking sad.
"Ahhh... sure... But it's only cuz we are friends.." said Duo, with a big bump on his head.
"FRICKAN HELL!!!!!" scareamed Hilde as she hit him, and made him fly a few feet.
Heero clapped. "Nice dismount."
"Shuddup." muffled Duo, with his face in the dirt.
"Ohhhhhhhhh Heero-chan...... My lover of fire, my desire.. My heat when it is cold.. Ooooh Heeero I have a question for you darling that will make you sqeeal.." mumbled on Relena.
"Get on with it." sighed Heero.
"May I please stay in the house too?" she pleaded.
"NO WAY IN HELL." said Heero.
"Pweeeeeease?" begged Relena.
"Sure!" said Duo. "But you have to pay the rent!"
"Ooooooooh thank you! Now I can be with my Heero always!" she smilled.
"FRICKAN HELL!" screamed Hilde as she and Heero chased Duo around.
"Oh yeah, that reminds me. How much do you pay for rent?" asked Trowa.
Heero and Hilde stoped chasing Duo. "30$ a month. " replyed Heero.
Duo went up to Trowa and Quatre and whispered, "It's cuz people think it's haunted. But don't tell Hilde, she is scared of ghosts and stuff."
Trowa nodded.
"So, can we stay with you guys?" asked Quatre.
"Sure! The place is like a mansion, so there is plenty of room!" said Duo.
"Thank you. I normally would have the Maguanacs pay for a place for me, but well.." said Quatre.
".. They always follow him around where ever he goes. We thought that might be a little conspicous." continued Trowa.
"Duh!" said Duo, "That's like Relena level conspicous!"
Relena gave him a glare.
"No, not even forty Maguanacs can be spotted as easy as that pink boat." said Trowa.
Relena growled. "I heard that, pilot 03!!!"
Trowa took out his clown mask. "Talk to the mask, because the face doesn't care."
"Oooooooh!" said Duo.
"Oooooooh!" said Melanie.
"Oooooooh!" said Heero.
"HEERO!" shouted Relena.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After school, Relena, Quatre, Trowa, and Melaine where moving in.
Relena jumped on her bed.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU BITCH!" shouted someone.
Relena looked around. "Who... Who is there?"
"Uhhhhh......." said the guy, "Never mind. Pretend I was never here."
Relena fell on the bed, and realized she was not sitting on the bed before. She looked around again. Whatever it was, it was gone.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Hilde, as the wall she was standing near crashed open.
A chinese girl came through the wall.
"DUO!" she screamed, as she saw Duo.
"Shit." said Duo.
to be continued....