Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Magic: The Gathering or any of the
personalities from either of these. They are owned by other companies and
not me which makes me sad.
Note: This fic is assuming that you know the rules of MTG, if you don't go to www.wizards.com/magic to learn them.
Well, I'm Tom Stuart. You might not know me now but you will soon because I am going to kick some serious ass at the Extended regionals this October (this is NOT part of the fic, watch your ass Kai!) so this is a few years in the future, say early 2005. It has both real characters and fictional ones from Yu-Gi-Oh. And this is the PTQ (Pro-Tour Qualifier, the qualifying rounds for the regionals) so I'm going to be facing novices (Joey) to some experts (Yugi and Seto Kaiba). So I'm re-putting up the 4th wall and starting the fic.
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At the entrance hall.
*Tom, Alex, Andrew and Loren walk in*
Tom (thats me!): Hello Alex
Alex: Hi Tom, ready to die?
Tom: You know I'll kick your ass, I did last year, and two years ago and...
Alex: Shut up. This year I...
Tom: ...Have an unbeatable strategy! I've heard it before.
Andrew: We all have.
Loren: Your mom's heard it before, ooh!
Tom: I have driven you and Andrew 3 days and I have heard that over 70 times.
Andrew: 86 by my count.
Tom: I swear to god, if you say that one more time I'll leave you here and won't let you in the hotel room.
Loren: Your mom will leave me here and not let me in your hotel room, ooh!
Tom: Fine.
*Enter Yugi and Joey*
Joey: ...and that's why you're such a tightass!
Yugi: Joey, I've said it before and I'll say it again, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Alex: Hi guys.
Yugi: Hi Alex, Andrew, Loren, Tom.
Tom: Yugi.
Joey: Umm, am I missing something?
Alex: They constantly are kicking each other's asses, like I'll kick yours.
Joey: You want some? Come get some?
*Alex grabs Joey's wrist and twists it, flooring him*
Joey: Ouch, ouch, C'mon, I didn't mean it, please? Uncle? Mercy?
*Alex finally lets go of Joey's wrist as Tom and Yugi are continuing to stare each other down*
Seto (walking in): There seems to be some hostilities, but save it for the game, girls!
Loren: Your mom will save it for the game, ooh!
Seto: Is he with you?
Tom: Not anymore.
Yugi: Seto.
Seto: Yugi. Tom. Alex. Joey. Andrew. Loren.
Alex: Seto.
Joey: Seto.
Andrew: Seto.
Loren: Seto.
Seto (into microphone): Everyone. The Neo-Worlds qualifier is starting. I'm your resident champion, Seto Kaiba.
Alex (from now gathering crowd): Bullshit!
Seto: I'll see you in the game.
Alex: Bring it.
Seto (again into microphone): The rules are different this year but still simple. Each player will choose a hero from the storyline and get a deck based on the character. For example, choosing "Chainer" will yield a black nightmare deck. Each player will play 3 others from their current ranking. The games for round one are as follows. I, Seto Kaiba will be having the bye (meaning it's considered an automatic victory, I wonder why he volunteered to schedule the duals?), Yugi will be playing Tom Stuart.
Tom:...
Yugi:...
Seto: Joey will be playing Alex.
Joey: You're going down!
Alex: Bring it mafia boy!
Seto: Loren will be playing Andrew
Loren: Your mom will be playing Andrew, ooh!
Andrew: I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass.
Loren: Your...
All: SHUT THE HELL UP!
*Seto calls off the other names, none of which are worth mentioning*
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End of chapter 1
Chapter 2 and on will be the duals we all have. Please review, and yes, Loren really does talk that way.
Note: This fic is assuming that you know the rules of MTG, if you don't go to www.wizards.com/magic to learn them.
Well, I'm Tom Stuart. You might not know me now but you will soon because I am going to kick some serious ass at the Extended regionals this October (this is NOT part of the fic, watch your ass Kai!) so this is a few years in the future, say early 2005. It has both real characters and fictional ones from Yu-Gi-Oh. And this is the PTQ (Pro-Tour Qualifier, the qualifying rounds for the regionals) so I'm going to be facing novices (Joey) to some experts (Yugi and Seto Kaiba). So I'm re-putting up the 4th wall and starting the fic.
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At the entrance hall.
*Tom, Alex, Andrew and Loren walk in*
Tom (thats me!): Hello Alex
Alex: Hi Tom, ready to die?
Tom: You know I'll kick your ass, I did last year, and two years ago and...
Alex: Shut up. This year I...
Tom: ...Have an unbeatable strategy! I've heard it before.
Andrew: We all have.
Loren: Your mom's heard it before, ooh!
Tom: I have driven you and Andrew 3 days and I have heard that over 70 times.
Andrew: 86 by my count.
Tom: I swear to god, if you say that one more time I'll leave you here and won't let you in the hotel room.
Loren: Your mom will leave me here and not let me in your hotel room, ooh!
Tom: Fine.
*Enter Yugi and Joey*
Joey: ...and that's why you're such a tightass!
Yugi: Joey, I've said it before and I'll say it again, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Alex: Hi guys.
Yugi: Hi Alex, Andrew, Loren, Tom.
Tom: Yugi.
Joey: Umm, am I missing something?
Alex: They constantly are kicking each other's asses, like I'll kick yours.
Joey: You want some? Come get some?
*Alex grabs Joey's wrist and twists it, flooring him*
Joey: Ouch, ouch, C'mon, I didn't mean it, please? Uncle? Mercy?
*Alex finally lets go of Joey's wrist as Tom and Yugi are continuing to stare each other down*
Seto (walking in): There seems to be some hostilities, but save it for the game, girls!
Loren: Your mom will save it for the game, ooh!
Seto: Is he with you?
Tom: Not anymore.
Yugi: Seto.
Seto: Yugi. Tom. Alex. Joey. Andrew. Loren.
Alex: Seto.
Joey: Seto.
Andrew: Seto.
Loren: Seto.
Seto (into microphone): Everyone. The Neo-Worlds qualifier is starting. I'm your resident champion, Seto Kaiba.
Alex (from now gathering crowd): Bullshit!
Seto: I'll see you in the game.
Alex: Bring it.
Seto (again into microphone): The rules are different this year but still simple. Each player will choose a hero from the storyline and get a deck based on the character. For example, choosing "Chainer" will yield a black nightmare deck. Each player will play 3 others from their current ranking. The games for round one are as follows. I, Seto Kaiba will be having the bye (meaning it's considered an automatic victory, I wonder why he volunteered to schedule the duals?), Yugi will be playing Tom Stuart.
Tom:...
Yugi:...
Seto: Joey will be playing Alex.
Joey: You're going down!
Alex: Bring it mafia boy!
Seto: Loren will be playing Andrew
Loren: Your mom will be playing Andrew, ooh!
Andrew: I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass.
Loren: Your...
All: SHUT THE HELL UP!
*Seto calls off the other names, none of which are worth mentioning*
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End of chapter 1
Chapter 2 and on will be the duals we all have. Please review, and yes, Loren really does talk that way.