"Ummm... Hello...?" said Hilde, as she stared bewildered at the girl in front of her.
"^*%$#@@$^&&&*$#@#%&**&*" said the girl. (she's talking in Chinese, not swearing)
"Dunt bother," said Duo, "she and that damn clan of hers speak Chinese only."
"Huh?" said Quatre, as he stared at the girl who was wearing a ~very~ revealing outfit. "Trowa, I'm scared!! I can see more then I'm suppost to on her..." and with that he clung on to Trowa.
"GET OFF MEEEEEEE!!!!!" shouted Trowa as he dragged Quatre around untill he let go. "I am not ~that~ way!!"
Duo sweatdropped. "Man, they have problems. Anywho, I guess I gotta tell you the story now. It was two monthes since Melanie moved, and I happened to wander accross some place with a whole bunch of Chinese people. They where eating a lot of food, and as ya know, my church was kinda poor, and I never saw such good food before."
"So...?" asked Melanie.
"So I kinda stole some food!" said Duo.
"DUO!!!!!!!!!!" everyone shouted.
"Then, the only one who spoke Japanese, told me that I had to compete in a food cooking contest against some girl. I won, and.."
"WOAH WOAH! Since when could you cook?!?!" said Hilde.
Duo sweatdropped. "It's a talent I lost when I grew older. Anywho, since I won, their Amazon law indicates that I gotta marry the girl!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" screamed Hilde, as she got a mallot ready. "YOU MEAN YOU ARE ENGAGED TO HER TOO??!??!!?!?!?!" She proceded to chase Duo around the kitchen.
"Stop it!!!!!!!!" shouted Duo. Hilde stopped. "Yeah, I am. Dat's her. The bimbo." he said, as he pointed at the girl. "Her name's Lotion."
"Lotion??? What kind of name is that?" asked Relena, who kind of just happined to be listening to the whole conversation.
"Well, nosey, all the Amazons have names of beauty products. Like one girl there was named Conditioner... Her sister is Cream. Her mom is.. Hair Dryer... Yeah." stated Duo as he giggled.
"THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!!!!! YOU ARE ENGAGED TO THREE GIRLS NOW!" shouted Hilde.
"Three?" asked Heero.
Duo and Hilde sweatdropped. "Uh... This doesn't seem to be the way to break the news... But two monthes ago.... before anyone moved in here.... We kiiinda... Ummm... I ummm......" stuttered Duo.
"It was an accident... We really didn't mean to ummm........" Hilde said.
"Yeah, she's a tomboy! It was an accident!" said Duo.
"OH! YOU ARE JUST A PERVERT! Of course it was an accident. We are only friends... " shouted Hilde.
"What?" asked Heero.
"We.. Kinda went... 'La vida loca'..." stuttered Duo.
Everyone gasped.
"Huh?" asked Relena, who hadn't a clue.
"Shut up, idiot." said Heero. Relena pouted.
"Geez, that's just plain horrible! You didn't like each other in that way! PLUS THAT'S A TACKY SONG!!!!" shouted Melanie.
"So... Cuza dat.. We decided to get married...... For Japanese honour.. and well I dunt know that stuff cuz I'm not Japanese.." said Duo.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! Trowa they had sex but one of them is female!!!!!!" shouted Quatre as he clung to Trowa's leg.
Trowa gaged. "I TOLD YOU! I AM JUST YOUR FRIEND! I AM NOT THAT WAY!! GET OFF!" Trowa proceded to kick Quatre through the cealing and into the sky.
Duo just sweatdropped. "Anywho.."

*knock knock*

"There's a doorbell for a reason, Wuffie."
"ONNA! I DO NOT NEED YOUR WEAK DOORBELL! AND DON'T CALL ME WUFFIE!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever, just let me ring the doorbell."
"No! Ringing after knocking is rude!"
"Huh? Where'd ya learn that?
"I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMMENTS! INJUSTICE!"

Duo sighed. "Sounds like Sally and Wufei are here."
Duo went to answer the door.
"Yo! Wuffie!" said Duo.
"I AM NOT WUFFIE!!!!" Shouted Wufei. "You are all against meee!!!!"

After everyone got inside and settled, it finally hit Hilde that Wufei and Sally where Chinese. So, Sally was now translating what Lotion said.
"And she says that she was searching for you for years, Duo." said Sally.
"Tell her I'm NOT INTRESTED!" shouted Duo.
"...Ok.." so Sally proceded to tell her.
While Sally was doing the translation thing, Quatre said something to Duo in english.
"Oh! You speak English, yes?" she asked, in English.
"You speak English??" asked Duo, in English.
"Yah! Lotion speak many English!" she said, in English. "Oh Duo, Lotion look so long and hard for Duo! Day and night, no luck! Lotion look all colonies! Lotion look Duo in wars! Lotion see Duo on TV! Duo great fight, yes??"
Duo blinked. "You dunt know much english."
Lotion crossed her arms. "Lotion learn English in school! Lotion learn so Duo understand me! Lotion want Duo be happy! Lotion love Duo!"
"Uhhh..." stuttered Duo. "I really don't like you....." he said, in English.
"DUO! Amazon law say Lotion marry man who better cook! Lotion marry Duo and be happy!"
"She sounds determaned." Sally said.
"You understand English?" said Wufei.
"Yep!" said Sally.
"So, I guess she's moving in, huh??" asked Wufei.
"NO!!!!!!!!" shouted Hilde and Melanie.
"Why not, Hilde? You like me and just want me all to yourself?" asked Duo, with a grin.
Hilde growled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"I'm sure." said Duo. "Anywho, sorry, you can't stay here." Duo said, in English, to Lotion.
"Fine!!!! Lotion be back! Lotion go China and see what the Amazon say!"
"Huh? Wasn't your place on L2?" asked Duo.
"We all die in war! Survivors make new Amason with new rule! Lotion decide follow old rule still! New Amazon rule is marry if better fighter, not cook! Me go ask Amazon in China, they tell me if Lotion can break old rule. Then maybe Lotion no have marry Duo." she said. And with that, she left and slammed the door.
"Okay..." said Heero, who didn't understand English or Chinese.
"Talking about that.... Can we stay here? We decided to quit being perventers for a while." said Sally.
"Uhhh sure!" said Duo. "Why quit being a preventor so soon?"
"Maxwell! If we didn't then this fanfic would be boring!" shouted Wufei.
Everyone turned chibi and nodded.
Meow_mix_4545 appeared. "Yeah. Plus, I could never leave my dear Wu-Wu out of such a cool fic!" She disappeared.

"Oh my darling Heero?? I have a disaster to report to you!" said Relena as she glomped Heero.
"What, your face?" asked Heero.
"Ooooh."said Duo.
"Ooooh." said Sally.
"Ooooh." said Melanie.
"Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! You are soooo funny my Heero-chan!" said Relena. "Actually, I beleave when I was on my bed, I sat on a ghost. Because he talked to me!!!!"
Hilde screamed. "GHHHOSSST?????!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!??"
Duo sighed. "No, there's no ghost, Hilde. Relena's just a crazy idiot."
"I heard that, Maxwell!" shouted Relena.
"Why didn't you just kill the onna a long time ago, Yuy?" asked Wufei.
"Duo saved her. I tried." said Heero.
"DUO!!!!!!!!!" shouted everyone, as they proceded to chase him around.

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"Bleah.. Out of all of the rooms for that smelly hag to room in, why'd it have to be mine?!?!" sighed... some guy, as he sat on the portch of the house, and looked up at the full moon. "I can't go back in the house 'till the sun rises!"

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Duo Maxwell snuck out the back door. He sighed. "I like it better outside when it's dark." He took a step. Oops. Mis-calculation. He fell in the little pond.
"Cold!!!!!" he shouted, as he jumped out of the water as fast as possible.
All of a sudden, he actually looked into the water. He saw his reflection....Wait, that was no reflection! There was a girl in the water!!!!!!!