"Hi!" said the girl, as she jumped out of the water. She squesed the water out of her braid.
"Umm... Hi..." said Duo. "Ummm how did you get there?"
"Wait a sec... I'm alive! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!" she shouted, as she grabbed Duo and danced for joy. Note the fact that she wasn't wearing any clothes.
Hilde, who's window was opened, heard the commotion and ran outside.
"Duo! What's going on?!? Who's she?!?"
"I have NO clue." sighed Duo.
Hilde sighed. "You are both sopping wet. Come inside."
Duo shrugged and went inside. The girl followed.
Hilde grabbed a towel and gave it to the girl. She wrapped it around herself, and sat down on the couch. Duo ran downstairs wearing some dry clothes.
"Duo.... She looks a lot like you..." said Hilde.
Duo sat down on a chair and looked at her. "Yeah, you're right."
"What.... Why ya'll starin at me like that? You happen to be staring at the Goddess of Death, so if you stare too long, you will all go to HELL!!!!!"
Duo and Hilde both blinked, sweatdropped, and looked at eachother.
"I'M THE GOD OF DEATH!!!! SHINIGAMI'S ME NAME AND DEATH IS MY GAME!!!!!" shouted Duo.
"NO WAY!!!! I'M AM THE GODDESS OF DEATH! I WILL KILL ALL WITH THE POWER OF MY SCYTHE!" she shouted.
All of a sudden another Duo popped up. "I am the great destroyer. I will destroy you, you darn fools!"
"CUT DUBBED DUO?!?! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Hilde as she hit the Duo into orbit.
"Oh dear, I will be sent into the darkness." said the cut Duo, as he flew off. "Cut Duo's blasting off again."
"Damn dubbers." said Hilde, "Ah, anywho. You two are a lot alike. Who are you, anyway?"
All of a sudden, a little fat man appeared, who had a Chinese accent. "Oh very very bad. Man fell in cursed spring of drowned twin. Very tragic legend of twin who fell in spring many many year ago. Now whoever fall in spring get twin."
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?!?!" shouted Duo.
The man shrugged.
"But.. They are not twins... This is a girl." said Hilde.
"Spring try hardest. But man here look so much like girl." he said. With that, Duo wacked him on the head and sent him into orbit. "I am NOT a girl."
"Oooh nice one." said the girl.
"You mean, we are the same??" said Duo.
"Not totally, I'm a girl, so I'm a little different then you. But not much." she said.
"Cool! I got me self a twin!" said Duo.
"Well, you get to name me." she said.
"Ummm Duet Maxwell!" said Duo.
"Cool!" said Duet.
'Another girl in the house... What is it about Duo?' Thought Hilde.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In the mourning, Wufei woke up. (Duh.) He walked downstairs for his breakfast. He walked in the kitchen and...
*BAM!*
Bumped into Lotion, causing her to fall right on top of Wufei.
"ONNA! GET OFF ME!" yelled Wufei.
"Gack! Lotion try but you is on leg!!" she screached.
"No! It is all your falt! WOMAN!" shouted Wufei.
Lotion got herself untangled and sat up. "No, is all your fault, man! Man know nothing, for breading only!"
"Huh? Breading only?" sat a confused Wufei, as he sat up.
"Yes. Only if man prove stronger then woman, then marry. Woman much better!"
"No! I beg to differ, little miss amazon... But MEN ARE MUCH BETTER THEN ONNAS!"
"No! Onna strong! Men weak like twig!"
"Would you like to bet?!?"
Meanwhile, everyone in the household (except Sally), was standing there watching, after those two woke them up. Sally was still asleep.
"Well... Look who's back from China!" said Duo.
"Hey, she's speaking Japanese too." said Hilde.
"Amazing." said Melanie.
"Well, some people can pick up languages very quickly." said Trowa.
"Anything at all for the one you love... Oh wait, THAT'S ME! EEEEE HEHE!" grinned Duo.
Hilde and Melanie wacked Duo on the head.
Now, back to the two Chinese people.
"Fine. We shall see who is stronger tonight at 10:00." said Wufei, as he left the room.
"Fine with Lotion. Woman much, much stronger." said Lotion, as she stood up. Noticing Duet, she glomped her. "DUO-CHAN!"
Duet gaged. "WHO YA CALLING DUO?!!?" and with that, she wacked Lotion across the room.
Lotion started to cry. "Waaaah... Duo not love Lotion?!? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo sighed. "Why am I stuck with her?"
Duo thought for a second. "Oh ya!" He walked over to Lotion, and sat down next to her. "What did those amazon say?"
"They say rule change. Now amazon must marry whoever beat in battle!" she said.
"That means I don't have to marry you!! I got engaged to you because I won a cooking battle against you!!!!!!!!" said Duo.
"No. Old rule still applies." said Lotion.
Duo sweatdropped.
"Lotion is amazon who value strength and cooking. Duo cook, me marry."
"Ummm news flash. Duo's cooking is like poison. I have no clue who the hell would eat it." said Hilde.
Duo sweatdropped. "It's true."
Heero sighed. "Yep, in one of our old missions as Gundam pilkots, we stayed together for a while. He cooked for me, and I was in bed for a week."
Relena gasped. "NOOOO!!!! HO DARE ANYONE MAKE MY HEERO SICK?!?! IT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEERO-CHAN!!!!!!!!"
"Oh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Heero.
"We shouldn't be fighting at all!" said Quatre, as he began to sob.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Duo told Sally to go out grocery shopping, because Wufei did not want her to stop him from fighting. Wufei and Lotion continuously shooed away this strange crowd, but finally, they lost them. They ran to a forest.
"So, you ready fight Lotion?" she said, as she jumped onto a rock, and struck a fighter's pose.
"Let's go!" said Wufei, as he swong aroung his sword. He missed her by a hair. She punched him, and kicked him onto a tree. He dropped his sword. He punched her, and she went flying on to a rock. After a bit of fighting (I'm not going into detail here.) he kicked her in mid-air. She fell into a river. With a strong current. Leading to a waterfall. (Nice one, Wufei :P) Realizing what was happining, he jumped into the water. With a lot of effore, he pulled her a-shore.
"Are you okay?" he asked. Realising she was unconsious, she rapped his jacket around her. He looked into her eyes. 'She's not bad.... For a woman.... She's... Cute.' Wufei shook his head. He picked her up, and started making his way home.
"S...S..Sally!!" stuttered Duo as she pulled up the driveway.
"Oh shit!" said Duet. "It will ruin everything! He said he didn't want her to interfere with the martial arts... Or something like that."
Sally walked into the house. "Hello Duo. Hello... Umm.. Duo?!?"
Duet sighed. "Hi, I'm a clone of Duo's. I came from the little pond in the backyard. Name's Duet. Sup?"
Sally blinked. "Umm... Right.. Where's Wufei?"
"Ummm He went... Out..." said Duo.
"Where'd he go?!? I'll go see him." she said, smilling.
"Umm he said he wanted you to cook him dinner for when he came back." said Duo.
Sally gasped. "You mean after all this time, he finally wants to eat 'onna' cooking?!? I'll start right away!!!" And with that she ran to the kitchen to prepare a romantic dinner.
Duet blinked. "Well that worked."
Later that evening, Sally was still waiting at the door. The food was cold. She sighed. 'He's coming back... He is comeing...' she thought to herself. In her bitter sadness, she went to reheat the meal.... again.
To be continued....