Yo peoples... I know it's been a long time, but chapter 5 is finally done yahoooooo!!!! ^-^


Gundam Wing dunt belong to be, you sue, you die.

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Chapter 5:


Sally fell asleep on the kitchen table. Duet walked downstairs to get a night time snack. She poked Sally.
Poke.
Poke.
She figured Sally was dead, and grabbed the food that she had prepared for Wufei, figuring if she was dead she wouldn't need all that food.
Duet started walking up the stairs munching away when she bumped in to Duo.
"Ouch!! Oh, hey Duet!" said Duo. "Cool! Did you make all this grub?"
Duet rolled her eyes. "Common! Ya really think I can cook? I took this from Sally, cuz she's dead!"
Duo just kind of stared at Duet. "Ummm... She's dead?"
Duet nodded, while taking another slurp of the ramen. "Kitchen."
Duo ran down the stairs... Ran back up, grabbed 3 plates of Okonomiaki, chomped them down, went back downstairs, and ran into the kitchen.
Duet, being a little sad she had no more okonomiaki... Even though she had no clue what it is.... Went up the stairs.. While fumbeling her 7 plates of pasta, 6 bowls of soup, 1 bowl of ramen, and 2 cakes. 'What a snack! Stealing from Sally Po is fun!'

When Duo entered the kitchen, he saw Sally Po asleep on the kitchen table. He poked her in the same fashion as Duet.
Poke.
Poke.
"Wha...." mumbled Sally as she awoke.She looked at Duo. Then her watch. Then back at Duo. "Ranma!!"
Duo sweatdropped. "No... I think you watch a little too much of that show... Actually I am Duo... Y'know... Gundam Pilot??"
"Gun-dam..??" mumbled Sally. Then it all came to her. "MY GOD!! IS WUFEI HERE?!? WHERE'S DINNER!! WHERE'S MY DINNER I COOKED!!!!"
Duo sighed. "It's 3:00 in the morning. Wufei's been here for hours. He's asleep. He will not want dinner at 3:00."
"Damn." said Sally. "Where IS the food anywho?"
"Uhhh... Duet ate it..." said Duo.
"Oy.."
Duo ran back upstairs, to eather go to bed, or just to eat with Duet...

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All was well in the morning......

"WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?!"
"ONNA!! WHY SHOULD YOU CARE!!!!"
"LOTION!!! YOU DON'T COOK EGGS LIKE THAT!!!"
"WHAT YOU SAY??"
"YOU HAVE TO CRACK THEM BEFORE YOU PUT THEM ON THE FRYING PAN!!!!"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Good thing they didn't have any neighbours.

"Duo, help Lotion cook... You are at least a little bit better then her..." said Hilde, as he handed her apron to Duo.
"Leave it to da masta!" said Duo, as he grabbed a egg flippy thing, and twirled around in his palm. "Ok Lotion, you have to crack the eggs." He said, as he cracked the eggs, and put the eggs and shells in the pan.
"Duo so smart!" she said, as she hugged him.
~Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... Why's he being so nice to HER?~ thought Hilde, as she growled.

Heero instantly grabbed his gun at the sound of the Heeroic screech. Relena cooed. "Oh hi Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo! Nice to see you! Tee-hee!"
"Omae ou Korousu."
"Tee hee, you are so funny Heero-chan!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr......."

Sally was on the verge of crying. She found out that Wufei had gone to fight Lotion last night.
"I thought... I thought you said that I could help you... Next time you needed it... And you wouldn't even tell me where you where?" said Sally.
"I normally never fight onnas, but... Well I won anyway, there is no reason to be such a baby." said Wufei, while reading a magazine, called 'Justice Monthly'.
Sally pulled away his magazine, and looked him strait in the eye. "I'm not angry really about that... I was just... Really worried about you.... So.."
"Sally...."
Trowa and Quatre, who happined to be in the room, looked at Wufei oddly.
"He... didn't..." said Trowa.
"He called her by her name..." said Quatre.
They both exited the room because they knew that this was buisness.

"I... Guess... I'm.. Sorry." said Wufei.
"You are? You actually admitted it? That's really unlike you!" laughed Sally.
Suddenly, Lotion came in to the room. "Hey look peoples! Look justice boy! Look curly hair! Lotion get new training clothes! Is very nice, yes?" She was wearing a skin tight, red satin outfit with green flower design all over it.
Wufei turned red, because it was VERY skin tight. "It's nice... I mean... INJUSTICE!!" Wufei ran into the kitchen with a nosebleed.

"Wack!!! Hey!! You got blood on my shirt!!!" said Duet, as Wufei ran into the kitchen.
"Nosebleed, Wuffie? Here's a kleenex. Blow yer nose!" said Duo, as he handed him a kleenex.
"Over the sink!!! Blow it over the sink!!" cried Hilde, because she had been cleening all morning.
"Hey guys... Have any of you seen Melanie? I haven't seen her around!" said Duo.
"Feh, who cares?" said Hilde.
"Hey! That's not nice! Well... Then again... I do agree with ya that she is in the way....." said Duet.
"Common! She's my best pal! We gotta find her!!"
So everyone got in a big Melanie search.

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Melanie was in the backyard.
She noted that someone had fenced the spring of drowned twin, good thing.
She also noted that the... soccer ball was moving by itself.
Now, not being a scaredy cat, or at least not trying to be, she tried to pick up the ball. She got kicked in the leg, and fell to the gound.

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~Oh shit!~ Thought Kaji, as he realized he had kicked a girl in the thigh. He had lived in that home for such a long time! After being in a moble suit battle in AC 195, he failed to defeat a gundam. He was left in the hospital in critical condition. One day, they gave him the wrong shot. The liquid was actually a work in progress experiment. It made him invisible. He turned back to normal at nighttime, but only until the sun rises. Now, scorned for life, he lived in the empty house, scaring away all those who tried to move in. They thought it was haunted, he knew different. Now, that these weirdos moved into HIS house, he didn't have the heart to scare them off. Why? The beautiful, sweet girl named Hilde. He didn't understand why he loved her, but it was true. It all started the day before...
###flash back###
Kaji was sitting in a chair, inside Hilde's room. She had entered, and he couldn't leave without alerting her, so he remained silent until she left. But all of a sudden she started crying.
"It's not fair!! Why?!? Why does he seem to care for those three but not me! Duet, Melanie, Lotion, he is such a pervert!!! Why doesn't he care about me anymore!" she grabbed a tissue, and ripped her tears. "I mean, it's not like anyone really likes me... Ever since I was a kid.. I needed someone to care for me! Daddy... *sniff* Ha! He constantly beat me after my mom died.. And my sister treated me like dirt.. And now, why do I suddenly feel the same way?!?!"
He really wanted to comfort her, to wipe away those tears.. But he couldn't. He sat there, watching her cry, and talk to herself. He learned more about her then he ever learned about anyone. He just wanted to comfort her.
###end flash back###

Duo went into the backyard.
"Melanie!!" yelled out Duo.
"Duo!" said Melanie. "I sprained my ankle! I can't walk. Duo, just please get me out of here! There's someone here and I'm really creeped out!"
"Ok, just let me help you up." said Duo.
Now Kaji knew his secret would be revealed..

To be continued.