Chapter 6: Who is pregnant?!?! Trowa just wants to have fun?!?
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"Are you sure you're okay?" asked Duo.
Melanie smilled a weak smile. "I.. I'm okay.. Owie... I got kicked real hard though. That's gonna need some ice."
"Hmm..." hmmed Wufei. (Is hmmed a word? -_-) "Who kicked you?"
Melanie sat down on the couch. "I dunno. Soccer ball was moving by itself though, and something kicked me when I tried to pick up the ball."
Relena thought for a second. She stopped clinging to Heero's arm (he was unconsious, duh :P) and got out a pad of paper. "Hmmmm... I need the super-handy-clue book!" She got out a big green crayon. On the first page she drew something.
"Oh, I like your puppy dog! It's sooooooooooooo cute! Right Trowa?" said Quatre.
Trowa rolled his eyes. "It's a bunch of grapes, Quatre."
"No no, wait...." said Duet as he looked closer at Relena's picture. "OH WOWIE! GUNDAM DEATHSYTHE HELL!"
"WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?" said Duo as he looked at the picture. "HEYYYYYY!! Wait a minute!! This is Altron gundam!! Boooorrring!!!"
"It's Dr. J, anyone can see that." said Heero, as he woke up suddenly.
Relena growled. "IT'S A FLIPPIN BED!!!!!"
"What, it is?!?" said Melanie.
"Grrrrrrrrr...... Never mind. We are all gonna play Relena's clues to figure out the mystery! Tee hee!" said Relena, as she jumped into a big red chair. "Now let's get into our thinkin chair and think, think think!!!"
Everyone looked over at Heero.
"Kill me now." said Heero.
"Heero! Have you been letting her watch shows too advanced for her??" said Duo.
"And I thought Lotion was an idiot!" said Duet.
"HEY! Lotion no like girl who look like koi! Lotion want Duo-chan all to self, and love Duo and hug Duo and kissy Duo and wuv Duo and huggy Duo and kiss Duo and...." continued Lotion.
Heero started rubbing his temples.
Hilde sighed. "Relena, what's your point?"
"My point is, our first clue is this bed! I told you guys already, I sat on something invisible when I went to sit on the bed!! And our second clue..." she said as she tried to draw a soccer ball on the next page. "And this soccer ball represents when Melanie was kicked! This all leads to one conclusion....." She drew a weird scribbly thing on the next page. "There's a ghost! End of story!"
"GGGGGGOOOHHHAAASSTT?!?!?!?!?!" screamed Hilde. "Ii... .Hhahahrtteee... .Ghhhosoosostt.s...."
Duo sighed. "Okay, calm down scardy shit."
"I AM NOT SCARED!!!!!!!" and with that she plumeted Duo into the wall.
"So, anyways... What you are saying is there is a ghost... That's stupid. Only stupid people think of stuff like that. She's probably making up the thing on the bed, and I was probably just imagining the ball moving... And Relena probably kicked me in the leg as part of her dumb plan. Baka." said Mel.
"Yeah... That's it! Haha Hilde the strong is never afraid of ghosts! Hahaha!" said Hilde, who was shaking.
"Hmm... Beside Relna." said Lotion. "Lotion watch show, need twee clues for answer. Relna no baka."
"I do wish to correct you, it is Relena, not Relna." she said.
"Relna Relna Relna!!" said Lotion.
"Yeah, way to go Lotion!" said a flat Duo on the wall.
"OH SO YOU ARE ON HER SIDE?!?!" yelled Hilde and Melanie as they both kicked Duo even more into the wall.
"Hey! What guy-hair cut girl and gender-confused girl do dat for?!?" yelled Lotion.
"Yeah! You can't kick around Duo-chan!!" yelled Duet.
"Woah woah woah! GUY HAIR CUT?!? GENDER CONFUSED?!?!" yelled Hilde. "THAT'S IT!! THIS IS WAR!!!"
"I totally agree, girl!" said Melanie. "You and me versus them!"
All four girls left the room in a huff.
"You okay?" asked Sally as she pulled Duo off the wall. "Oy vey... I suppose..."
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Wufei sighed and sat up.
"Kisssmmaaa... I'm tirreed..." he yawned, scratched his head, and got up.
Wufei walked into the kitchen. He was caught in a big net that pulled him up in the air, so he was hanging upside-down.
"HAHA!!!" cried Duet and Lotion, as they poped up and shot him with water guns.
"INJUSTICE!!!" cried Wufei.
"Oops... Sorry Wufei.." said Duet.
"Justice boy is not bow girl!!" grumbled Lotion.
Wufei blushed. "Oh.. Hi Lotion! ...Err.. I mean onna! Uhh.. Mind helping me down?"
"No, Lotion go check other trap for victem! Duet stay here and help Wufei." Lotion said, as she ran out of the kitchen. Duet proceded to help Wufei down. "Hey Wufei, aren't you going out with Sally?"
"With such a weak onna? HA funny." said Wufei. He fell to the floor as the net was untied. "OWWW!!!! KISMA!!!"
"Oh, well I thought you where. Hey, why don't you say something to her then?" said Duet, as she helped him up.
"What?!? What are you talking about?" he asked.
"You mean you don't know? She totally has a thing for you! You can see it in her eyes as plain as day."
"You... You think?!?!"
"Don't worry! Duet the love specialist is here to help!" she said, as she winked.
Wufei sweatdropped. "You just came into exsistance 4 days ago and now you are the 'Love Specialist'? Besides, I don't like that onna. Onna are weak."
"No? If onna are weak then why do you like Lotion so much?"
"KISMA!!! LIES!!" he yelled.
"Nope, I told ya, I can tell these things. Anywho, she hates ya." exclamed Duet. "She told me yer annoing. Well, don't forget, she is engaged to Duo. I hate to tell ya, but Sally really likes ya, and I can tell you kinda like her... So you are better off with her... Of course, I don't mean to interfere with your life, it's really up to you. I'm just tellin ya know so if your heart gets broken, you wunt come crying to me or nuttin."
"AIIIIEYA!!!! TARGET CAPTURE!!! POO ON YOU!!" cried Lotion.
"Oops, see ya!" said Duet. She ran into the hallway, by the stairs. Hilde was in the net, hanging upside down.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" she screamed.
Lotion winked. "Told you, is big war now!"
"Yep! To win over Duo-chan!" said Duet.
Suddenly she reailized what she had said. "Uhhhh Not that I like Duo, is just that you and what's-her-face are mean to him. Yeah."
Hilde stared at Duet. "Aw fuck, don't tell me you are another idiot that likes that pervert."
"Duo-koi is no hentai! Duo in love with Lotion and will make nice husband!"said Lotion, as she crossed her arms.
"Are you forgetting the reason I am engaged to that pervert?!?" Hilde yelled. She was begining to cry.
Duet and Lotion looked at each other, then helped her out of the net. "We is sorry. We no want make bitchy girl cry." Lotion said.
Hilde stood up, and with tears in her eyes, simply said "I did not engage to him because of honour or whatever, because we did 'it'. It's because I think I am going to be pregnant." And with that, Hilde ran up the stairs crying, bumping into Melanie. She continued to run, right into her room.
"What's with her?" asked Melanie.
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Trowa sighed. "I really have no life." (Meow: Hell, you said it!)
He walked into the kitchen, and poured himself a glass of OJ. Then he looked at the rim of the OJ carton, it had pizza remains on it. He sighed, and poured his OJ in the sink. "Duo." He got out the carton of apple juice, and looked right away at the rim. It had purple lip gloss on it. "Melanie."
He put all the cartons back in the fridge, and grumbled something about having no juice, and no one uses cups anymore.
He then began boilling come coffee. Not any japanese brands like Trowa was used to, just Maxwell House coffee. Or as Duo calls it, "The Good Ol' American Blend Strait From Duo Maxwell To You! *wink*" Well, Duo's also the one who had his braid stuck to a dog with super glue after he had fed the dog 2 bottles of Sake. Poor Muffy never made it out of that mess.. X_X That's why Duo doesn't have any pets. ;) Trowa sighed again. 'This really is not how I expected how I'd live the rest oif my life.. All this noise.. And no juice! ...Yet, the others just classify me as boring.. And the only one who really likes spending time with me,Quatre, has a crush on me!' "Yeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Lotion have Wu-wu's hair tie!!" Lotion ran through the kitchen, chased by a very pissed off Wufei with his hair down. Sally was following close behind trying to take pictures of Wufei with his hair down.
Trowa laughed hard.
Everyone stopped in their tracks and stared at him.
He sighed, put on his normal face, and walked out of the kitchen.
And the chase continues!!!
Following through in the lead, Lotion.. But close behind is Chang Wufei.. Followed by Sally Po in dead last! But wait, what's this! This is unbeliveable folks! It seems a pump in the road has caused Lotion to trip! And she is down for the count!
"HEY WATCH IT!!" shouted Relena, on the floor.
"Don't lie there upid Relna!" cried a tangled up Lotion.
Now back to the race.. It seems two braided competitors have joined, for no reason at all!
"EEEEEEEEEee!!! Wufei looks FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both shouted in unison.
But wait folks... It seems another race is in progress.. Oh the drama!!
(Duo: K, Meow, quit with the crap. Stop being a sports reporter or whutever.
Meow: :P Fine.)
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!! THERE'S A FUCKIN.... THING AFTER ME!!!!!!!" screamed Heero, as he crashed into Wufei.
Relena jumped on Heero. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Sally, Duo and Duet all fell on top as they tripped.
Trowa stared at them. 'Is THAT what fun is??????? Aw screw that, I'll just be normal. Now where can I find some juice...?'
To be continued...
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What will most likely happin in chapter 7:
- SOMEONES DIES!!! (We'll get rid of her, WOO!)
- ONE OF DUO'S FIANCEES WILL FALL IN LOVE!!! (No, not with Duo.)
- KAJI WANTS REVENGE!!!!! (Oh NOOOOOOO!! The big mr. invisible man
will hurt me.. boo hoo...)
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"Are you sure you're okay?" asked Duo.
Melanie smilled a weak smile. "I.. I'm okay.. Owie... I got kicked real hard though. That's gonna need some ice."
"Hmm..." hmmed Wufei. (Is hmmed a word? -_-) "Who kicked you?"
Melanie sat down on the couch. "I dunno. Soccer ball was moving by itself though, and something kicked me when I tried to pick up the ball."
Relena thought for a second. She stopped clinging to Heero's arm (he was unconsious, duh :P) and got out a pad of paper. "Hmmmm... I need the super-handy-clue book!" She got out a big green crayon. On the first page she drew something.
"Oh, I like your puppy dog! It's sooooooooooooo cute! Right Trowa?" said Quatre.
Trowa rolled his eyes. "It's a bunch of grapes, Quatre."
"No no, wait...." said Duet as he looked closer at Relena's picture. "OH WOWIE! GUNDAM DEATHSYTHE HELL!"
"WHAT?!?! REALLY?!?" said Duo as he looked at the picture. "HEYYYYYY!! Wait a minute!! This is Altron gundam!! Boooorrring!!!"
"It's Dr. J, anyone can see that." said Heero, as he woke up suddenly.
Relena growled. "IT'S A FLIPPIN BED!!!!!"
"What, it is?!?" said Melanie.
"Grrrrrrrrr...... Never mind. We are all gonna play Relena's clues to figure out the mystery! Tee hee!" said Relena, as she jumped into a big red chair. "Now let's get into our thinkin chair and think, think think!!!"
Everyone looked over at Heero.
"Kill me now." said Heero.
"Heero! Have you been letting her watch shows too advanced for her??" said Duo.
"And I thought Lotion was an idiot!" said Duet.
"HEY! Lotion no like girl who look like koi! Lotion want Duo-chan all to self, and love Duo and hug Duo and kissy Duo and wuv Duo and huggy Duo and kiss Duo and...." continued Lotion.
Heero started rubbing his temples.
Hilde sighed. "Relena, what's your point?"
"My point is, our first clue is this bed! I told you guys already, I sat on something invisible when I went to sit on the bed!! And our second clue..." she said as she tried to draw a soccer ball on the next page. "And this soccer ball represents when Melanie was kicked! This all leads to one conclusion....." She drew a weird scribbly thing on the next page. "There's a ghost! End of story!"
"GGGGGGOOOHHHAAASSTT?!?!?!?!?!" screamed Hilde. "Ii... .Hhahahrtteee... .Ghhhosoosostt.s...."
Duo sighed. "Okay, calm down scardy shit."
"I AM NOT SCARED!!!!!!!" and with that she plumeted Duo into the wall.
"So, anyways... What you are saying is there is a ghost... That's stupid. Only stupid people think of stuff like that. She's probably making up the thing on the bed, and I was probably just imagining the ball moving... And Relena probably kicked me in the leg as part of her dumb plan. Baka." said Mel.
"Yeah... That's it! Haha Hilde the strong is never afraid of ghosts! Hahaha!" said Hilde, who was shaking.
"Hmm... Beside Relna." said Lotion. "Lotion watch show, need twee clues for answer. Relna no baka."
"I do wish to correct you, it is Relena, not Relna." she said.
"Relna Relna Relna!!" said Lotion.
"Yeah, way to go Lotion!" said a flat Duo on the wall.
"OH SO YOU ARE ON HER SIDE?!?!" yelled Hilde and Melanie as they both kicked Duo even more into the wall.
"Hey! What guy-hair cut girl and gender-confused girl do dat for?!?" yelled Lotion.
"Yeah! You can't kick around Duo-chan!!" yelled Duet.
"Woah woah woah! GUY HAIR CUT?!? GENDER CONFUSED?!?!" yelled Hilde. "THAT'S IT!! THIS IS WAR!!!"
"I totally agree, girl!" said Melanie. "You and me versus them!"
All four girls left the room in a huff.
"You okay?" asked Sally as she pulled Duo off the wall. "Oy vey... I suppose..."
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Wufei sighed and sat up.
"Kisssmmaaa... I'm tirreed..." he yawned, scratched his head, and got up.
Wufei walked into the kitchen. He was caught in a big net that pulled him up in the air, so he was hanging upside-down.
"HAHA!!!" cried Duet and Lotion, as they poped up and shot him with water guns.
"INJUSTICE!!!" cried Wufei.
"Oops... Sorry Wufei.." said Duet.
"Justice boy is not bow girl!!" grumbled Lotion.
Wufei blushed. "Oh.. Hi Lotion! ...Err.. I mean onna! Uhh.. Mind helping me down?"
"No, Lotion go check other trap for victem! Duet stay here and help Wufei." Lotion said, as she ran out of the kitchen. Duet proceded to help Wufei down. "Hey Wufei, aren't you going out with Sally?"
"With such a weak onna? HA funny." said Wufei. He fell to the floor as the net was untied. "OWWW!!!! KISMA!!!"
"Oh, well I thought you where. Hey, why don't you say something to her then?" said Duet, as she helped him up.
"What?!? What are you talking about?" he asked.
"You mean you don't know? She totally has a thing for you! You can see it in her eyes as plain as day."
"You... You think?!?!"
"Don't worry! Duet the love specialist is here to help!" she said, as she winked.
Wufei sweatdropped. "You just came into exsistance 4 days ago and now you are the 'Love Specialist'? Besides, I don't like that onna. Onna are weak."
"No? If onna are weak then why do you like Lotion so much?"
"KISMA!!! LIES!!" he yelled.
"Nope, I told ya, I can tell these things. Anywho, she hates ya." exclamed Duet. "She told me yer annoing. Well, don't forget, she is engaged to Duo. I hate to tell ya, but Sally really likes ya, and I can tell you kinda like her... So you are better off with her... Of course, I don't mean to interfere with your life, it's really up to you. I'm just tellin ya know so if your heart gets broken, you wunt come crying to me or nuttin."
"AIIIIEYA!!!! TARGET CAPTURE!!! POO ON YOU!!" cried Lotion.
"Oops, see ya!" said Duet. She ran into the hallway, by the stairs. Hilde was in the net, hanging upside down.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" she screamed.
Lotion winked. "Told you, is big war now!"
"Yep! To win over Duo-chan!" said Duet.
Suddenly she reailized what she had said. "Uhhhh Not that I like Duo, is just that you and what's-her-face are mean to him. Yeah."
Hilde stared at Duet. "Aw fuck, don't tell me you are another idiot that likes that pervert."
"Duo-koi is no hentai! Duo in love with Lotion and will make nice husband!"said Lotion, as she crossed her arms.
"Are you forgetting the reason I am engaged to that pervert?!?" Hilde yelled. She was begining to cry.
Duet and Lotion looked at each other, then helped her out of the net. "We is sorry. We no want make bitchy girl cry." Lotion said.
Hilde stood up, and with tears in her eyes, simply said "I did not engage to him because of honour or whatever, because we did 'it'. It's because I think I am going to be pregnant." And with that, Hilde ran up the stairs crying, bumping into Melanie. She continued to run, right into her room.
"What's with her?" asked Melanie.
*~*~*~*~*
Trowa sighed. "I really have no life." (Meow: Hell, you said it!)
He walked into the kitchen, and poured himself a glass of OJ. Then he looked at the rim of the OJ carton, it had pizza remains on it. He sighed, and poured his OJ in the sink. "Duo." He got out the carton of apple juice, and looked right away at the rim. It had purple lip gloss on it. "Melanie."
He put all the cartons back in the fridge, and grumbled something about having no juice, and no one uses cups anymore.
He then began boilling come coffee. Not any japanese brands like Trowa was used to, just Maxwell House coffee. Or as Duo calls it, "The Good Ol' American Blend Strait From Duo Maxwell To You! *wink*" Well, Duo's also the one who had his braid stuck to a dog with super glue after he had fed the dog 2 bottles of Sake. Poor Muffy never made it out of that mess.. X_X That's why Duo doesn't have any pets. ;) Trowa sighed again. 'This really is not how I expected how I'd live the rest oif my life.. All this noise.. And no juice! ...Yet, the others just classify me as boring.. And the only one who really likes spending time with me,Quatre, has a crush on me!' "Yeeeeeeee!!!!!!! Lotion have Wu-wu's hair tie!!" Lotion ran through the kitchen, chased by a very pissed off Wufei with his hair down. Sally was following close behind trying to take pictures of Wufei with his hair down.
Trowa laughed hard.
Everyone stopped in their tracks and stared at him.
He sighed, put on his normal face, and walked out of the kitchen.
And the chase continues!!!
Following through in the lead, Lotion.. But close behind is Chang Wufei.. Followed by Sally Po in dead last! But wait, what's this! This is unbeliveable folks! It seems a pump in the road has caused Lotion to trip! And she is down for the count!
"HEY WATCH IT!!" shouted Relena, on the floor.
"Don't lie there upid Relna!" cried a tangled up Lotion.
Now back to the race.. It seems two braided competitors have joined, for no reason at all!
"EEEEEEEEEee!!! Wufei looks FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they both shouted in unison.
But wait folks... It seems another race is in progress.. Oh the drama!!
(Duo: K, Meow, quit with the crap. Stop being a sports reporter or whutever.
Meow: :P Fine.)
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!! THERE'S A FUCKIN.... THING AFTER ME!!!!!!!" screamed Heero, as he crashed into Wufei.
Relena jumped on Heero. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Sally, Duo and Duet all fell on top as they tripped.
Trowa stared at them. 'Is THAT what fun is??????? Aw screw that, I'll just be normal. Now where can I find some juice...?'
To be continued...
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What will most likely happin in chapter 7:
- SOMEONES DIES!!! (We'll get rid of her, WOO!)
- ONE OF DUO'S FIANCEES WILL FALL IN LOVE!!! (No, not with Duo.)
- KAJI WANTS REVENGE!!!!! (Oh NOOOOOOO!! The big mr. invisible man
will hurt me.. boo hoo...)