Rollercoaster chapter 7!!!
Yay! It's finally up! Now you can all stop buggin me.Oh yeah, peoples are gonna kill me if I don't do this, so I'm adding more yaoi between Trowa and Quatre. Sorry all you non-yaoi fans!!!
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Relena was walking calmly down the hall upstairs. "La la la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" the screach broke a vase. She continued walking. Then she went into Duo's room. She noticed some chocolates on the bed. "Hmmm..."
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Duo, Melanie, Heero and Duet where all walking home from school together. They entered the house.
"Honnneeyyy I''mm hooooommmmee!!!" shouted Duo, pokeing fun at the fact that Hilde was always there first when they got back.
Relena bounced to the railing above. "Ohh HEEEERROOO!!!"
"ACK!" shouted Duo realizing he just called Relena 'honey'.
Relena looked down at the four from the top of the stairs. She had chocolate all over her mouth.
"Hey... THAT'S MY DARK MARSHMELLOW FILLED CHOCOLATE!!!! YOU ATE IT!!" shouted Duo.
"Oh NOOOO!!! I WANTED THAT CHOCOLATE TOO!! DIE BITCH!!!" shouted Duet.
"YEAH!" shouted Melanie. "No one should waste good chocolate!!" Melanie raced up the stairs and pushed Relena.
A little too hard.
Relena flew over the railing and landed on the first floor with a splat.
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...
...
After a long time of silence Duet and Duo both walked up to her and poked her.
Poke.
Poke.
Heero slowly walked over and felt her pulse.
"She's dead." said Heero.
...
"SHHHEEE'''SSS DEEAAAD!!!!" shouted a happy Heero. He jumped up and down. He ran up the stairs, and kissed Melanie. "THAAANNKKK YOOUUU!!!" He ran around the house.
Melanie stared. O.o;;;; Then blushed. -*_*-
Hilde and Lotion walked in. Hilde dropped her backpack, and her jaw as she saw what happined.
"HEY!!! GET THIS BLOODY MESS OFF MY CLEAN FLOOR!"
Duo sighed. "Yes Hilde."
Melanie still blushed. -*_*-
Lotion jumped onto Duet. "DUO-CHAN! WO AI NI!"
Duet punched her. "I'M NOT DUO!!!"
Lotion looked beside Duet, and ran up to Duo, and glomped him. "DUO-CHAN!!"
Duo sighed. "Ummm... A little help. Mel?"
Melanie was still blushing. -*_*-
"Hilde?" said Duo.
"But... My floor!" said Hilde. "No more steak dinners for you Duo."
"Aww.." said Duo.
Finally Duet pulled Lotion off.
"Hey! Lotion no want girl that look like koi! Lotion want.. Hey what with blood on floor? Why there green ooze?"
Everyone looked down. Relena's dead body was now bubbling green ooze. The ooze jumped up and bounced out the window.
Everyone oggled. O.o;;;
"I KNEW SHE WASN'T HUMAN!! HAHAHAHA" said a crazy Heero.
Kaji entered the room, holding a knife. He looked at the mess. "WAHOO SHE'S DEAD!! NOW I HAVE MY OLD ROOM BACK!!!!"
Everyone oggled. "Who said that?" Duo asked.
"Umm... No one.. Go back to celebrating." said Kaji.
"Oh, okay, cool." said Duo.
And so the invisible Kaji left the room, in defeat. "So he thinks he's smarter then me.. Well, he has another thing comeing for him... Yes..."
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That night:
Melanie sat down on her bed and sighed.
'Of course I love Duo.' she thought to herself. 'When I had to move away from him a long time ago, that just made me love him more, because I thought about him every day.. But in the end, the love was never retourned. I know he loves me as a friend, but that's all. And I know he kinda likes Hilde, so why am I still on him like some anime bishonen otaku? Crazy people them... Anywho, and.. Maybe I'm mistaken.. But does Heero like me?' She closed her eyes, and fell asleep.
Now Kaji knew it was his time to shine. He grabbed a shiney knife from the kitchen.
'You gave me this curse.. Turning invisible during the day.. Well.. PREPARE TO DIE, DUO!' He went upstairs quietly, and bumped into Hilde, dropping the knife.
"Ouch! AHH!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!"
Kaji sweatdropped. 'Oh yeah.. The sun has already set, I'm normal again.'
"Umm.. I.. Am.. Lost.. Yeah!"
Hilde sighed. "What do you mean you are lost?"
"I.. Got hit by a car.. And I can't remember anything. I have no clue where I am." lied Kaji.
"Oh you poor thing!" said Hilde. "You look awful too!" she helped him up.
'I.. Do?' thought Kaji. He looked in a mirror in the hallway. Wowza. 'Oh yeah.. I forgot.. I can't look at myself during the day and I sleep at night.. I havn't washed up for so long!'
"Umm.. I'm sorry for intruding in your house.. I'll just leave." said Kaji. He started to walk away.
"Well.. You have no where to go? Why not stay here for the night?" asked Hilde.
"Uhh..." said Kaji. 'Crap! If she saw me before I woke up... She wouldn't see me and freak out!!' "I'm sorry.. I think I will go to the police and see if anyone is looking for me, some family or something. I can't remember anything."
"Oh.."
And so Kaji ran out of the house.
"That was odd." said Hilde. She shrugged and walked to her room.
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The next morning...
"GUESS WHAT?!?" Duo announced, as he jumped up on the kitchen table.
-_-;;; "What?" asked Hilde, although she REALLY didn't want to know.
"To celebrate the death of our good 'ol pal Relena, me and Heero decided to take everyone to the fair." Duo dragged Heero up on the table, and put his arm around Heero.
"Hn. Duo no baka." calmly said Heero. He jumped off the table and turned on the coffee machine.
"WHATever." said Duo. "Anywho, so here's the tickets." He handed one to Duet, Heero, Hilde, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Lotion, Melanie, and Sally Po. "And one for me." He smilled, and put one in his pocket.
"Hmm.." Quatre read the ticket. "The Exhibition."
Wufei snorted. "What kinda person names their fair a weak name like 'the Exhibition'?"
Sally sweatdropped. "Don't forget Wufei, we are in Canada... Who knows what goes through the minds of these sick people?"
Kaji, who was listening to the conversation, growled.
Everyone looked around. "Who growled?" asked Hilde.
Kaji sweatdropped.
"My 'ol tummy must be rumblin'." said Duo.
Kaji sighed. Then put on his serious face again. 'I'm Canadain!! God damn bitch..'
MeowMix4545 popped up. "I'm Canadain! And the Exhibition is famous!! Stupid Sally." MeowMix4545 left in a huff.
"Anyway, the fair is really fun!! Me want go!" said Duo.
"Well if you are going I will go too!" said Duet.
"Aya! LOTION GO WITH DUO-CHAN AND BE HAPPY DATE!" cried Lotion.
"I'll go. Err.. Not that I want to go with Duo or anything..." said Hilde.
"Hn. I will go." said Heero.
"I'll go too." said Melanie.
"Me too! I lovey the fair!" Quatre grinned.
Trowa sighed. "I guess I'm going too."
Sally smilled, "I'm going too! And I'm dragging along Wufei."
"Nooo! Injustice!" cried Wufei.
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The next day (At the fair):
After a few hours of riding rides, they all sat down to eat on the grass in a picnic area.
"Yuuuuuuuuum!" said a happy Duo as he munched down on Okonmiaki.
"Like it Duo? I made it!" grinned Duet.
Duo immediately gaged and spat it all out.
"Is there something wrong Duo-chan?" asked Duet.
"Err.. Nothing except.. YOU MADE IT???" exclaimed Duo.
"Mm- hum! There's mushroom.. Squid.." said Duet as she recolled what she added to the okonmiaki.
Duo took another bite, and chewed. "Hey not bad! I can't beleave you cooked something right!"
"Heero, what was in that green jar in the fridge?" asked Duet.
"Toad heads. They are for school." said Heero.
"Oops.. I added those too."
Duo spit out the food again. Everyone laughed.
Duet smiled. "Well, I guess this was a good idea.. We are all having fun! Well... Except poor Wufei..."
Everyone turned to look at Wufei, who was green and clutching his stomach.
"... He barfed twice on that last ride."
"Shuuddup onna! Ohhh... owww.." he sobbed.
"I think bringing Wufei here was a bad idea after all!" said Sally. "I'm gonna take him home."
"But you don't want to stay?" asked Hilde.
"Nah. I'll just take care of Wufei.."
"No onna will take care of me... ooooohhhh owwwwww...." sobbed Wufei.
Sally sweatdropped at dragged Wufei off. "See ya!"
"Annoying Chinese guy gone?" asked Lotion, who walked towards the group with Melanie.
"You mean Wufei? Yes, he's sick. Did you get some food?" asked Quatre.
"Yeppers!" said Melanie from the big pile of fast food in front of her. "Burger King, Dairy Queen, McDonalds, SubWay, Pizza-Pizza, New York Fries, Manchu Wok Chinese, and Bever Tails! Man oh man, this place has a helluva lotta fast food!"
"Why the heck did you get so much?" asked Hilde.
Melanie and Lotion plopped down all the food.
"Because of hurricane Duo." said Melanie.
But before she could finish Duo had eaten half of it.
Lotion sighed. "We go get more now."
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2 hours later:
Everyone wanted to go on the ferris wheel, and in each chair it could only hold two people.
Duo, with Lotion's dismay, went with Hilde, saying that he never gets to spend anytime with his 'buddy'. Lotion went on with Duet and Trowa went on with Quatre, leaving Heero and Melanie.
"Well kids, are you getting on?" asked the man operating the wheel.
"Is this the last car?" Melanie asked in english.
"Yep. You two getting on or not?"
Melanie looked over at Heero. "You gettin on?"
"No. I am going to wait for the others." Heero said, as he slowly walked away.
Melanie shrugged and got on.
Heero sighed. "What's the point of those things? To have fun? They are pointless! But.."
Another person started to get on the same one as Melanie.
"Oh, I don't wanna go on with someone I don't know! I'd rather go on alone!" said Melanie in english.
"Sorry, you have to go on with someone!" said the man operating the ride.
"Heero!" Melaine called out. "Please go on with me! I don't want to go on with someone I don't know!"
Heero turned around. "Fine, I'll go on."
Quatre was gasing at the busy amusment park.
"Wow. What a view!" said Quatre happily as they got to the top. "Isn't it pretty, Trowa?"
"... Yes." he said.
"What's wrong?" asked Quatre. "You seem even quieter then usual."
".. Oh nothing." said Trowa. Okay, he lied. He was a ~little~ uncomfortable confined with someone who liked him.
"Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"... Yeah?"
"Are you this quiet because you hate me?"
Trowa jumped up, suprised at the question, and bumped his head on a bar behind him. "Oww!"
"Oh my gosh!" Quatre yelled. "Are you alright?"
"Uhhh... Yeah." said Trowa.
"Are you sure?" asked Quatre.
"Yeah, I think so, I just got a bad bump."
"Want me to kiss it better?" asked Quatre.
Trowa face faulted.
"Why did I want to go on this ride? It's sooooooooo boring!" said Hilde.
"Well, we are up pretty high! Ain't that cool?" said Duo.
Hilde rolled her eyes. "Not really."
"Wait.. We're up... Really high! Ackkk!!!" Duo clutched onto Hilde.
"ACK! Get off!!!"
"I don't like hights!" said Duo.
"You are a GUNDAM pilot and you don't like hights? That makes no sence!"
The ferris wheel swooped down as they started to go down again, making their seat tilt.
"AHHHHH!!!" yelled Duo. "We're gonna DIE!"
"You call yourself a MAN? Where are your BALLS?" said Hilde.
Duo wimpered, and looked down to his feet as their seat went high again.
"You are such a wimp!" said Hilde. She looked forward, two seats infront of them were Heero and Melanie. "Hey! Duo, let's yell out to them!"
Duo looked ahead. "Mel and Heero? Sure let's make fun of 'em!"
All of a sudden, Melanie and Heero kissed.
To be continued...
Yay! It's finally up! Now you can all stop buggin me.Oh yeah, peoples are gonna kill me if I don't do this, so I'm adding more yaoi between Trowa and Quatre. Sorry all you non-yaoi fans!!!
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Relena was walking calmly down the hall upstairs. "La la la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" the screach broke a vase. She continued walking. Then she went into Duo's room. She noticed some chocolates on the bed. "Hmmm..."
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Duo, Melanie, Heero and Duet where all walking home from school together. They entered the house.
"Honnneeyyy I''mm hooooommmmee!!!" shouted Duo, pokeing fun at the fact that Hilde was always there first when they got back.
Relena bounced to the railing above. "Ohh HEEEERROOO!!!"
"ACK!" shouted Duo realizing he just called Relena 'honey'.
Relena looked down at the four from the top of the stairs. She had chocolate all over her mouth.
"Hey... THAT'S MY DARK MARSHMELLOW FILLED CHOCOLATE!!!! YOU ATE IT!!" shouted Duo.
"Oh NOOOO!!! I WANTED THAT CHOCOLATE TOO!! DIE BITCH!!!" shouted Duet.
"YEAH!" shouted Melanie. "No one should waste good chocolate!!" Melanie raced up the stairs and pushed Relena.
A little too hard.
Relena flew over the railing and landed on the first floor with a splat.
...
...
...
...
After a long time of silence Duet and Duo both walked up to her and poked her.
Poke.
Poke.
Heero slowly walked over and felt her pulse.
"She's dead." said Heero.
...
"SHHHEEE'''SSS DEEAAAD!!!!" shouted a happy Heero. He jumped up and down. He ran up the stairs, and kissed Melanie. "THAAANNKKK YOOUUU!!!" He ran around the house.
Melanie stared. O.o;;;; Then blushed. -*_*-
Hilde and Lotion walked in. Hilde dropped her backpack, and her jaw as she saw what happined.
"HEY!!! GET THIS BLOODY MESS OFF MY CLEAN FLOOR!"
Duo sighed. "Yes Hilde."
Melanie still blushed. -*_*-
Lotion jumped onto Duet. "DUO-CHAN! WO AI NI!"
Duet punched her. "I'M NOT DUO!!!"
Lotion looked beside Duet, and ran up to Duo, and glomped him. "DUO-CHAN!!"
Duo sighed. "Ummm... A little help. Mel?"
Melanie was still blushing. -*_*-
"Hilde?" said Duo.
"But... My floor!" said Hilde. "No more steak dinners for you Duo."
"Aww.." said Duo.
Finally Duet pulled Lotion off.
"Hey! Lotion no want girl that look like koi! Lotion want.. Hey what with blood on floor? Why there green ooze?"
Everyone looked down. Relena's dead body was now bubbling green ooze. The ooze jumped up and bounced out the window.
Everyone oggled. O.o;;;
"I KNEW SHE WASN'T HUMAN!! HAHAHAHA" said a crazy Heero.
Kaji entered the room, holding a knife. He looked at the mess. "WAHOO SHE'S DEAD!! NOW I HAVE MY OLD ROOM BACK!!!!"
Everyone oggled. "Who said that?" Duo asked.
"Umm... No one.. Go back to celebrating." said Kaji.
"Oh, okay, cool." said Duo.
And so the invisible Kaji left the room, in defeat. "So he thinks he's smarter then me.. Well, he has another thing comeing for him... Yes..."
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That night:
Melanie sat down on her bed and sighed.
'Of course I love Duo.' she thought to herself. 'When I had to move away from him a long time ago, that just made me love him more, because I thought about him every day.. But in the end, the love was never retourned. I know he loves me as a friend, but that's all. And I know he kinda likes Hilde, so why am I still on him like some anime bishonen otaku? Crazy people them... Anywho, and.. Maybe I'm mistaken.. But does Heero like me?' She closed her eyes, and fell asleep.
Now Kaji knew it was his time to shine. He grabbed a shiney knife from the kitchen.
'You gave me this curse.. Turning invisible during the day.. Well.. PREPARE TO DIE, DUO!' He went upstairs quietly, and bumped into Hilde, dropping the knife.
"Ouch! AHH!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!?!"
Kaji sweatdropped. 'Oh yeah.. The sun has already set, I'm normal again.'
"Umm.. I.. Am.. Lost.. Yeah!"
Hilde sighed. "What do you mean you are lost?"
"I.. Got hit by a car.. And I can't remember anything. I have no clue where I am." lied Kaji.
"Oh you poor thing!" said Hilde. "You look awful too!" she helped him up.
'I.. Do?' thought Kaji. He looked in a mirror in the hallway. Wowza. 'Oh yeah.. I forgot.. I can't look at myself during the day and I sleep at night.. I havn't washed up for so long!'
"Umm.. I'm sorry for intruding in your house.. I'll just leave." said Kaji. He started to walk away.
"Well.. You have no where to go? Why not stay here for the night?" asked Hilde.
"Uhh..." said Kaji. 'Crap! If she saw me before I woke up... She wouldn't see me and freak out!!' "I'm sorry.. I think I will go to the police and see if anyone is looking for me, some family or something. I can't remember anything."
"Oh.."
And so Kaji ran out of the house.
"That was odd." said Hilde. She shrugged and walked to her room.
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The next morning...
"GUESS WHAT?!?" Duo announced, as he jumped up on the kitchen table.
-_-;;; "What?" asked Hilde, although she REALLY didn't want to know.
"To celebrate the death of our good 'ol pal Relena, me and Heero decided to take everyone to the fair." Duo dragged Heero up on the table, and put his arm around Heero.
"Hn. Duo no baka." calmly said Heero. He jumped off the table and turned on the coffee machine.
"WHATever." said Duo. "Anywho, so here's the tickets." He handed one to Duet, Heero, Hilde, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Lotion, Melanie, and Sally Po. "And one for me." He smilled, and put one in his pocket.
"Hmm.." Quatre read the ticket. "The Exhibition."
Wufei snorted. "What kinda person names their fair a weak name like 'the Exhibition'?"
Sally sweatdropped. "Don't forget Wufei, we are in Canada... Who knows what goes through the minds of these sick people?"
Kaji, who was listening to the conversation, growled.
Everyone looked around. "Who growled?" asked Hilde.
Kaji sweatdropped.
"My 'ol tummy must be rumblin'." said Duo.
Kaji sighed. Then put on his serious face again. 'I'm Canadain!! God damn bitch..'
MeowMix4545 popped up. "I'm Canadain! And the Exhibition is famous!! Stupid Sally." MeowMix4545 left in a huff.
"Anyway, the fair is really fun!! Me want go!" said Duo.
"Well if you are going I will go too!" said Duet.
"Aya! LOTION GO WITH DUO-CHAN AND BE HAPPY DATE!" cried Lotion.
"I'll go. Err.. Not that I want to go with Duo or anything..." said Hilde.
"Hn. I will go." said Heero.
"I'll go too." said Melanie.
"Me too! I lovey the fair!" Quatre grinned.
Trowa sighed. "I guess I'm going too."
Sally smilled, "I'm going too! And I'm dragging along Wufei."
"Nooo! Injustice!" cried Wufei.
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The next day (At the fair):
After a few hours of riding rides, they all sat down to eat on the grass in a picnic area.
"Yuuuuuuuuum!" said a happy Duo as he munched down on Okonmiaki.
"Like it Duo? I made it!" grinned Duet.
Duo immediately gaged and spat it all out.
"Is there something wrong Duo-chan?" asked Duet.
"Err.. Nothing except.. YOU MADE IT???" exclaimed Duo.
"Mm- hum! There's mushroom.. Squid.." said Duet as she recolled what she added to the okonmiaki.
Duo took another bite, and chewed. "Hey not bad! I can't beleave you cooked something right!"
"Heero, what was in that green jar in the fridge?" asked Duet.
"Toad heads. They are for school." said Heero.
"Oops.. I added those too."
Duo spit out the food again. Everyone laughed.
Duet smiled. "Well, I guess this was a good idea.. We are all having fun! Well... Except poor Wufei..."
Everyone turned to look at Wufei, who was green and clutching his stomach.
"... He barfed twice on that last ride."
"Shuuddup onna! Ohhh... owww.." he sobbed.
"I think bringing Wufei here was a bad idea after all!" said Sally. "I'm gonna take him home."
"But you don't want to stay?" asked Hilde.
"Nah. I'll just take care of Wufei.."
"No onna will take care of me... ooooohhhh owwwwww...." sobbed Wufei.
Sally sweatdropped at dragged Wufei off. "See ya!"
"Annoying Chinese guy gone?" asked Lotion, who walked towards the group with Melanie.
"You mean Wufei? Yes, he's sick. Did you get some food?" asked Quatre.
"Yeppers!" said Melanie from the big pile of fast food in front of her. "Burger King, Dairy Queen, McDonalds, SubWay, Pizza-Pizza, New York Fries, Manchu Wok Chinese, and Bever Tails! Man oh man, this place has a helluva lotta fast food!"
"Why the heck did you get so much?" asked Hilde.
Melanie and Lotion plopped down all the food.
"Because of hurricane Duo." said Melanie.
But before she could finish Duo had eaten half of it.
Lotion sighed. "We go get more now."
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2 hours later:
Everyone wanted to go on the ferris wheel, and in each chair it could only hold two people.
Duo, with Lotion's dismay, went with Hilde, saying that he never gets to spend anytime with his 'buddy'. Lotion went on with Duet and Trowa went on with Quatre, leaving Heero and Melanie.
"Well kids, are you getting on?" asked the man operating the wheel.
"Is this the last car?" Melanie asked in english.
"Yep. You two getting on or not?"
Melanie looked over at Heero. "You gettin on?"
"No. I am going to wait for the others." Heero said, as he slowly walked away.
Melanie shrugged and got on.
Heero sighed. "What's the point of those things? To have fun? They are pointless! But.."
Another person started to get on the same one as Melanie.
"Oh, I don't wanna go on with someone I don't know! I'd rather go on alone!" said Melanie in english.
"Sorry, you have to go on with someone!" said the man operating the ride.
"Heero!" Melaine called out. "Please go on with me! I don't want to go on with someone I don't know!"
Heero turned around. "Fine, I'll go on."
Quatre was gasing at the busy amusment park.
"Wow. What a view!" said Quatre happily as they got to the top. "Isn't it pretty, Trowa?"
"... Yes." he said.
"What's wrong?" asked Quatre. "You seem even quieter then usual."
".. Oh nothing." said Trowa. Okay, he lied. He was a ~little~ uncomfortable confined with someone who liked him.
"Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"... Yeah?"
"Are you this quiet because you hate me?"
Trowa jumped up, suprised at the question, and bumped his head on a bar behind him. "Oww!"
"Oh my gosh!" Quatre yelled. "Are you alright?"
"Uhhh... Yeah." said Trowa.
"Are you sure?" asked Quatre.
"Yeah, I think so, I just got a bad bump."
"Want me to kiss it better?" asked Quatre.
Trowa face faulted.
"Why did I want to go on this ride? It's sooooooooo boring!" said Hilde.
"Well, we are up pretty high! Ain't that cool?" said Duo.
Hilde rolled her eyes. "Not really."
"Wait.. We're up... Really high! Ackkk!!!" Duo clutched onto Hilde.
"ACK! Get off!!!"
"I don't like hights!" said Duo.
"You are a GUNDAM pilot and you don't like hights? That makes no sence!"
The ferris wheel swooped down as they started to go down again, making their seat tilt.
"AHHHHH!!!" yelled Duo. "We're gonna DIE!"
"You call yourself a MAN? Where are your BALLS?" said Hilde.
Duo wimpered, and looked down to his feet as their seat went high again.
"You are such a wimp!" said Hilde. She looked forward, two seats infront of them were Heero and Melanie. "Hey! Duo, let's yell out to them!"
Duo looked ahead. "Mel and Heero? Sure let's make fun of 'em!"
All of a sudden, Melanie and Heero kissed.
To be continued...