Disclaimer: I don't own SW. I'm just playing. I'll return everything relatively unharmed. However, all the Masters who teach classes are mine. If anyone wants to use them, email me at galahanz@yahoo.com
Spoilers: Some JA.
Archive: Sure, just tell me where it is.
Author's Note: Thanks to youngpadfoot and wild horse. Like I said before, they keep giving me ideas. There isn't any ballet dancing in this one, so don't worry Ivy. There is a little bit of parody in here. See if you can find it. Please review!
The List
Day One
Obi-Wan had brought the soundtrack to the 'Hairy Wooker and the Senator's Aurodium' holovid that had just come out. It was right at the part where Hairy says "Oh no! We must go rescue Hairminy at once!" As soon as class had started, Obi-Wan pushed the button on his player. Hairy's voice rang through the classroom.
"What was that?" The voice of Master Audiat could be heard all the way to the Senate buildings. "Sorry. I accidentally turned on the HV player." Obi-Wan tried to sound sincere. A few minutes later Obi-Wan 'accidentally' pressed the play button again.
"What in the Sith Hells is that?" Master Audiat sounded as if he'd rather be anywhere but trapped in a classroom with 17 apprentices. "Uh, I knocked the HV player again. Sorry."
Obi-Wan couldn't help but smile. Master Audiat glared at him but didn't say anything else.
Obi-Wan waited a minute or two before hitting play again. "Let me guess, Obi-Wan. You had another accident, correct?" Audiat's tone was acidic enough to dissolve limestone. "Don't let it happen again." Obi-Wan tried to keep the snicker out of his words when he replied. "Sorry, Master Audiat. I'll try." Audiat didn't give him the 'do or do not' speech. Obi-Wan was thankful.
When class was about three-quarters over, Obi-Wan pushed play one last time. "Obi-Wan Kenobi! You were warned! Your master will be informed of your behavior and you will have an extra assignment to make u for the time you have wasted!"
Obi-Wan knew he'd be in for it when Qui-Gon got back. He didn't really care, though. Ever since Melida/Daan, Qui-Gon didn't seem to want to have anything to do with him. Obi-Wan got his assignment and left with the determination to get in as much trouble as possible before his master got home.
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Obi-Wan was almost grinning from ear to ear as he walked into his Calculus class. He had brought a suitable marker for drawing on the nice, new board. It wasn't quite permanent, scrubbing vigorously would get it off. He didn't want to end up in too much trouble.
When the teacher asked for volunteers to put the homework questions on the board, Obi-Wan raised his hand. He went up third and did his problem. However, the student who came up after him couldn't erase it. Master Jayen went berserk.
When Obi-Wan finally left Calculus, the Jedi had promised to speak with Master Qui-Gon when he returned. She also insisted that he come back after classes and wash the board. On top of that, he was given a second extra assignment.
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During his lunch break, Obi-Wan slipped into the classroom that held his Jedi History class. He took his pocket vibrowrench and unscrewed the screws in every desk, chair, table, and overhead projector in the room (except for his own, of course) until the screws just barely stayed in their holes. Then he snuck back out.
When the students and teacher came back to the classroom after lunch, Obi-Wan was with them. He had decided not to bring his holocamera. Most people just milled around for a while and put their books on their desks, which wasn't enough to make them collapse. But when Master Kuli called the class to attention and everyone sat down, all of the desks except Obi-Wan's collapsed.
The class ended up being moved to a different room. The teacher eventually figured out that Obi-Wan was responsible. She told him that she and Qui-Gon would be having a little talk. She seemed mad when he asked if it would be over dinner or at a movie. Obi-Wan thought that he needed to start a waiting list. Master Kuli didn't give him another assignment, but she did make him come back after his classes and fix all the desks. Master Qui-Gon was going to be very mad when he got back.
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Jedi Philosophy was very boring. Master Azuli was droning on about some uninteresting topic. "Obi-Wan, can you help Corith out?" Master Azuli must have known that Obi-Wan wasn't paying attention. He was just about to say know when he remembered the next item on the list. It was one that would be perfect to do here.
So Obi-Wan answered, "It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood." Master Azuli gave him a strange look. Then he said, "Nice try, Obi-Wan." He called on a few more people before coming back to Obi-Wan. "We all live in a yellow submarine was the only answer he got. "Sorry to burst your bubble Obi-Wan, but we live in the Jedi Temple, which isn't yellow or a submarine." Master Azuli's tone was the same as the one he used to deal with children from the crèche.
"We all live in a yellow submarine." Obi-Wan was insistent. After spending class saying only those two things, Master Azuli gave him a nice, long assignment. The master also promised to inform Qui-Gon when he returned from his mission.