A/N Yay! I don't own the Simpsons!!
Yay! New chapter! And it just might be the last....
Lisa ran through the rich family's back yard. Bart ran after her, annoyed that she wasn't listening to his calls.
"Lisa!" Bart said. "Lisa! Wait up!"
"Bart, shh!" Lisa said. "You'll wake someone up!"
"But Lisa, listen to me!!" said Bart. "The room where Maggie sleeps, it's also the room where that girl in your class sleeps. We need to be carful!"
Lisa was silent. Finally she said, "Bart, why didn't you tell me before?"
"I tried, you wouldn't listen!" said Bart. Lisa sighed.
"Well, this is just great," she said. "Liza is a really light sleeper, how are we gonna rescue Maggie now?"
"Um...with great difficulty?" Bart offered. Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Come on," she said.
They finally found themselves beneath the window that Bart had spoken of. The two siblings lookd up. Even though it was only a second-story window, it was still pretty high up.
"Ok..." Lisa said. "How are we gonna get up there?"
"I...uh...don't...know..." said Bart slowly.
"Oh, man!" said Lisa. "What we need is a ladder!"
"There's a tool shed over there," said Bart. "Maybe there's a ladder in there."
"Good thinking!" Lisa said, and then muttered, "For once!"
"I heard that!" Bart chided as they ran across the sloping lawns to the tool shed.
They arrived at the tool shed, which was actually the size of a small house. Bart tried the door.
"It's locked," he said.
"Who in the world would lock a tool shed?" Lisa wondered.
"Um...these people?" said Bart. "There's a window on the roof, maybe we can get in that way!"
"Great idea, Bart!" said Lisa through clenched teeth. "But for one small problem...HOW DO WE GET ONTO THE FREAKING ROOF?!?!?!?!"
"Ok, ok," Bart said. "Quiet down, Lis. Um...let's lean that ladder against the wall of the shed and climb up onto the roof of the shed that way. It's the only way."
Lisa smacked her forehead. "Bart..." she said.
"What did I do?" asked Bart, utterly confused. Lisa laughed, making him even more confused.
"You found us a way to help Maggie!" she said. "Here, help me bring this ladder back up to the house!"
"Oh yeah..." Bart said. He grinned.
Bart picked up one end of the ladder, and Lisa picked up the other. Together, they quietly made their way back up the lawn and to the rich family's house. They found Maggie's window again, and leaned the ladder against the wall.
"Here goes nothing," Lisa said, beginning to ascend the ladder. Bart followed her.
They came to the top of the ladder, and quietly, cautiously, opened the window. Lisa went in first, and Bart, once again, followed.
"Lisa, you get Maggie, I'll stand guard," Bart said. Lisa tip toed over to the crib where Maggie slept, and reached down. She lifted up the sleeping baby, and made her way back to the window. Suddenly, the light went on.
"Stop right there!" said a voice. Lisa and Bart turned around. There were Liza and Bert, in their pajamas, and armed with large squirt guns, pionting at Bart and Lisa. Lisa gasped.
"Thought you'd get away, did you?" Liza said. "Fortunately, Bert saw you running across the lawn with our ladder, and alerted me. The police should be here any second!"
"Police?!" said Lisa, aghast.
"Yes, the police," said Bert. "Now, put that baby down. Now!"
Lisa hastily set Maggie on the ground. Maggie was still asleep. Someone knocked on the door.
"Open up!" said a voice on the other side of the door. "This is the po- lice!" Bert went over and opened the door. Otto and Groundskeeper Willie came in.
"Otto?" said Bart. "Willie? You aren't in the police force!"
"Otto and Willie are our own personal police," Liza said haughtily.
"Now," said Willie. "Ah oonderstand ther's been sum kidnappin' 'round here!"
"Attempted kidnapping," Bert said. "Luckily, we caught them." He looked pointedly at Bart and Lisa.
"A'right, yoo yunguns er oonder arrest!" said Willie. "Ye have the right ta remain soilent!"
He and Otto handcuffed Bart and Lisa, and led them down to the basement.
A/N Ok, I honestly didn't see that coming. I guess this isn't the last chapter after all. I'll update later this week, hopefully.
Yay! New chapter! And it just might be the last....
Lisa ran through the rich family's back yard. Bart ran after her, annoyed that she wasn't listening to his calls.
"Lisa!" Bart said. "Lisa! Wait up!"
"Bart, shh!" Lisa said. "You'll wake someone up!"
"But Lisa, listen to me!!" said Bart. "The room where Maggie sleeps, it's also the room where that girl in your class sleeps. We need to be carful!"
Lisa was silent. Finally she said, "Bart, why didn't you tell me before?"
"I tried, you wouldn't listen!" said Bart. Lisa sighed.
"Well, this is just great," she said. "Liza is a really light sleeper, how are we gonna rescue Maggie now?"
"Um...with great difficulty?" Bart offered. Lisa rolled her eyes.
"Come on," she said.
They finally found themselves beneath the window that Bart had spoken of. The two siblings lookd up. Even though it was only a second-story window, it was still pretty high up.
"Ok..." Lisa said. "How are we gonna get up there?"
"I...uh...don't...know..." said Bart slowly.
"Oh, man!" said Lisa. "What we need is a ladder!"
"There's a tool shed over there," said Bart. "Maybe there's a ladder in there."
"Good thinking!" Lisa said, and then muttered, "For once!"
"I heard that!" Bart chided as they ran across the sloping lawns to the tool shed.
They arrived at the tool shed, which was actually the size of a small house. Bart tried the door.
"It's locked," he said.
"Who in the world would lock a tool shed?" Lisa wondered.
"Um...these people?" said Bart. "There's a window on the roof, maybe we can get in that way!"
"Great idea, Bart!" said Lisa through clenched teeth. "But for one small problem...HOW DO WE GET ONTO THE FREAKING ROOF?!?!?!?!"
"Ok, ok," Bart said. "Quiet down, Lis. Um...let's lean that ladder against the wall of the shed and climb up onto the roof of the shed that way. It's the only way."
Lisa smacked her forehead. "Bart..." she said.
"What did I do?" asked Bart, utterly confused. Lisa laughed, making him even more confused.
"You found us a way to help Maggie!" she said. "Here, help me bring this ladder back up to the house!"
"Oh yeah..." Bart said. He grinned.
Bart picked up one end of the ladder, and Lisa picked up the other. Together, they quietly made their way back up the lawn and to the rich family's house. They found Maggie's window again, and leaned the ladder against the wall.
"Here goes nothing," Lisa said, beginning to ascend the ladder. Bart followed her.
They came to the top of the ladder, and quietly, cautiously, opened the window. Lisa went in first, and Bart, once again, followed.
"Lisa, you get Maggie, I'll stand guard," Bart said. Lisa tip toed over to the crib where Maggie slept, and reached down. She lifted up the sleeping baby, and made her way back to the window. Suddenly, the light went on.
"Stop right there!" said a voice. Lisa and Bart turned around. There were Liza and Bert, in their pajamas, and armed with large squirt guns, pionting at Bart and Lisa. Lisa gasped.
"Thought you'd get away, did you?" Liza said. "Fortunately, Bert saw you running across the lawn with our ladder, and alerted me. The police should be here any second!"
"Police?!" said Lisa, aghast.
"Yes, the police," said Bert. "Now, put that baby down. Now!"
Lisa hastily set Maggie on the ground. Maggie was still asleep. Someone knocked on the door.
"Open up!" said a voice on the other side of the door. "This is the po- lice!" Bert went over and opened the door. Otto and Groundskeeper Willie came in.
"Otto?" said Bart. "Willie? You aren't in the police force!"
"Otto and Willie are our own personal police," Liza said haughtily.
"Now," said Willie. "Ah oonderstand ther's been sum kidnappin' 'round here!"
"Attempted kidnapping," Bert said. "Luckily, we caught them." He looked pointedly at Bart and Lisa.
"A'right, yoo yunguns er oonder arrest!" said Willie. "Ye have the right ta remain soilent!"
He and Otto handcuffed Bart and Lisa, and led them down to the basement.
A/N Ok, I honestly didn't see that coming. I guess this isn't the last chapter after all. I'll update later this week, hopefully.